《實(shí)習(xí)生TheIntern》英中字幕解析

弗洛伊德說(shuō)過(guò)愛(ài)情和工作就是生活的全部Well,I'mretired,andmywifeisdead.不過(guò)我退休了我的太太也去世了Asyoucanimagine,that'sgivenmesometimeonmyhands.你能想得出來(lái)我現(xiàn)在有時(shí)間搞自己的事情了Mywife'sbeengoneforthreeandahalfyears.我的太太去世三年半了Imissherineveryway.Andretirement?我每日都在思念她那么我對(duì)退休后的感覺(jué)呢Thatisanongoing,relentlesseffortincreativity.就是需要不停的發(fā)揮創(chuàng)造力Atfirst,IadmitIenjoyedthenoveltyofit.一開(kāi)始我承認(rèn)我享受過(guò)剛退休的新鮮感SortoffeltlikeIwasplayinghooky.有點(diǎn)像我在翹班的感覺(jué)IusedallthemilesI'dsavedandtraveledtheglobe.我按照以前積攢下來(lái)的里程數(shù)進(jìn)行了環(huán)球旅行Theproblemwas,nomatterwhereIwent,assoonasIgothome,但問(wèn)題在于無(wú)論去到哪里我一到家Thenowhere-To-Bethinghitmelikeatonofbricks.那種無(wú)所事事無(wú)處可去的感覺(jué)重重的打擊了我Irealizedthekeytothiswholedealwastokeepmoving.我意識(shí)到保持新鮮感的關(guān)鍵就在于不停的行動(dòng)Getup,getoutofthehouse,andgosomewhere.起身走出家門(mén)去個(gè)地方Anywhere.哪兒都行Comerainorshine,I'matmyStarbucksby7:15.晴雨無(wú)阻我會(huì)在7點(diǎn)15到達(dá)星巴克Excuseme,mindifwejoinyou?不好意思介意我們拼桌嗎-No.-Hey.Howareyou?-不介意-嘿你好嗎Can'texplainit,butitmakesmefeelpartofsomething.無(wú)法解釋地這給了我一種歸屬感Theseguystoday,they'renotnumbersguys.今天要見(jiàn)的這些人不是那種喜歡聽(tīng)數(shù)字的Don'ttalkfigureswiththem.不要和他們談數(shù)據(jù)HowdoIspendtherestofmydays?我該怎樣度過(guò)這一天剩下的時(shí)間呢Younameit.Golf,books,movies,pinochle.隨你高爾夫球都市看電影打撲克Triedyoga,learnedtocook,做瑜伽學(xué)廚藝Boughtsomeplants,tookclassesinmandarin.種點(diǎn)花草上普通話(huà)班Xiangxinwo,woshenmedoushiguole.相信我我什么都試過(guò)了翻譯成英文就是相信我我什么都試過(guò)了Andthen,ofcourse,therearethefunerals.當(dāng)然也參加過(guò)一些葬禮SomanymorethanIcouldimagine.參加過(guò)的葬禮比我想象的還要多TheonlytravelingIdothesedays這些天我唯一一次旅行IsouttoSanDiegotovisitmysonandhisfamily.就是去圣地亞哥看我兒子一家They'regreat.Ilovethemtopieces.他們很好我超愛(ài)他們Buttobehonest,IthinkIprobablyreliedonthem不過(guò)說(shuō)實(shí)話(huà)我覺(jué)得我可能有點(diǎn)太依賴(lài)他們了

WaymorethanIshould.過(guò)于依賴(lài)Don'tgetmewrong,I'mnotanunhappyperson.別誤會(huì)我不是一個(gè)悲觀的人Quitethecontrary.恰恰相反Ijustknowthere'saholeinmylife,andIneedtofillit.我只是意識(shí)到我的生活出現(xiàn)了空洞我需要填滿(mǎn)它Soon.盡快填好WhichbringsmetotodaywhenIwasleavingthemarket如此生活到了今天當(dāng)我離開(kāi)菜市場(chǎng)的時(shí)候Andcaughtyourflyeroutofthecornerofmyeye.你的傳單出現(xiàn)在我的眼邊Hmm.嗯老人當(dāng)實(shí)習(xí)生Ben,Ithoughtthatwasyou.本我就覺(jué)得是你Hi.嗨Hey.哩八、、What'dyoufind?你發(fā)現(xiàn)了什么Ithinkaninternetplaceislookingforseniorinterns.我覺(jué)得是個(gè)網(wǎng)絡(luò)公司在招老年實(shí)習(xí)生-AmIreadingthisright?-Letmesee.-我沒(méi)看錯(cuò)吧-讓我看看申請(qǐng)者必須超過(guò)65夕haveorganizationalskills,agenuineinterestin具有組織協(xié)調(diào)能力對(duì)電子商務(wù)有發(fā)自?xún)?nèi)心的愛(ài)Whateverthatis...不管那是啥還要有踏實(shí)肯干的態(tài)度AboutTheFit.Com,isn'tthattheoutfitthatwas...正好合身公司這是不是那個(gè)yeah,yeah,yeah.對(duì)對(duì)對(duì)TheyboughtoneofthoseoldfactoriesinRedHook.他們?cè)诩t鉤區(qū)買(mǎi)了個(gè)老工廠Mydaughtersaystheysellclothesontheinternet.我女兒說(shuō)他們是在網(wǎng)上賣(mài)衣服的Howthatworks,Ihavenoidea.我一點(diǎn)都不知道那怎么搞Well,youhavetouploadtheapplication.你得上傳你的申請(qǐng)Thatcouldbechallenging.Listentothis...這有點(diǎn)難聽(tīng)好求職信實(shí)在太過(guò)時(shí)了Showuswhoyouarewithacover-Lettervideo.附一段視頻來(lái)介紹自己Uploadyourvideotoyoutubeorvimeousing把視頻上傳到Y(jié)ouTube或者Vimeo.Mov,.Avi,ora.Mpgfile.做成MovAvi格式或者M(jìn)pg文件我們期待與您的會(huì)面Well,Iguessthat'smeetingme.好吧我猜他們把看視頻就當(dāng)跟我見(jiàn)面了IswearIdon'tevenknowwhatlanguagethatwas.我發(fā)誓我完全不知道他們?cè)谡f(shuō)啥Whatareyoudoingtonight,Ben?你今晚要做什么本-Afrozenlasagna?-Well...-做烤冷面嗎-這個(gè)嘛Icouldmakealittlesalad,turnitintoadinnerfortwo,我本來(lái)想弄點(diǎn)沙拉當(dāng)成兩人份的晚餐Likewedidthattimeandneverdidagain.就像我們做過(guò)一次之后再也沒(méi)做過(guò)的那樣

Youknowthatwasoverfivemonthsago?你知道那是五個(gè)月前的事了嗎Oh,yeah.No,no,wegottodothatagain,forsure,哦真沒(méi)注意我們一定得再弄一次Butokayifwetakearaincheck?不過(guò)推后一點(diǎn)好嗎You'reawfulcute,youknowthat?你知不知道你簡(jiǎn)直太可愛(ài)了-No,Ididn't.-Well,it'strue,youare.-我不知道-真的你就是很可愛(ài)SoI'llseeyou.好了回見(jiàn)Don'ttaketoolong,doll.小可愛(ài)不要拖太久You'renotgettinganyyounger.再等你也不會(huì)變年輕的-Iknow,Iknow,Iknow.-Allright.-我知道我知道-好的SohereIam,applyingtobeoneofyourinterns所以我在這里申請(qǐng)成為你們的實(shí)習(xí)生BecausethemoreIthinkaboutthisidea,因?yàn)槲以阶聊ミ@件事ThemoretremendousIthinkitis.我越覺(jué)得這件事事關(guān)重大IlovetheideaofhavingaplaceIcangoeveryday.我喜歡有個(gè)地方讓我每天都能去Iwanttheconnection,theexcitement.我想要那種連接關(guān)系興奮感Iwanttobechallenged,我想迎接挑戰(zhàn)AndIguessImightevenwanttobeneeded.甚至我想得到被需要的感覺(jué)Thetechstuffmighttakeabittofigureout.技術(shù)上的問(wèn)題可能我會(huì)需要一些時(shí)間來(lái)學(xué)習(xí)Ihadtocallmy9-Year-Oldgrandson我還不得不打電話(huà)問(wèn)了我9歲的孫子Justtofindoutwhatausbconnectorwas.就為了問(wèn)USB接口是什么東西ButI'llgetthere.Eagertolearn.但我會(huì)學(xué)會(huì)的我渴望去學(xué)習(xí)Also,IwantyoutoknowI'vebeenacompanymanallmylife.而且我希望你們明白我一直是個(gè)忠于單位的人I'mloyal,I'mtrustworthy,andI'mgoodinacrisis.我很忠誠(chéng)值得信賴(lài)并且在危機(jī)之時(shí)能挺身而出AndIlovethatyou'rerighthereinBrooklyn.而且我喜歡你們就在布魯克林這里I'velivedhereallmylife,andlatelyIfeel我一輩子都在這生活最近我覺(jué)得ImaynotbehipenoughtoliveinBrooklyn,作為住在布魯克林的人我還不夠嬉皮Sothiscouldhelpwiththat,too.所以這也能幫我變得嬉皮起來(lái)Ireadonce,musiciansdon'tretire.我曾經(jīng)讀到過(guò)音樂(lè)家是不會(huì)退休的Theystopwhenthere'snomoremusicinthem.他們只是在沒(méi)有音樂(lè)靈感的時(shí)候停下來(lái)Well,Istillhavemusicinme,absolutelypositiveaboutthat.不過(guò)我還有著靈感我非常非常確定丿Thisisaworldpremiere丿?這是個(gè)全球首映?丿Thisisaworldpremiere丿?這是個(gè)全球首映?丿Thisisaworldpremiere??這是個(gè)全球首映?丿AsIlookaroundme??我環(huán)顧四周??Somany,manywanttodownme??這么多想打倒我的人??Butain'tno...neverdrownme??但我兄弟不會(huì)淹死我??Infrontofadirtydouble-Mirrortheyfoundme??在個(gè)骯臟的雙鏡前他們找到我?AndIlovemyself??我愛(ài)自己?

丿Theworldisaghettowithgunsandpicketsigns丿丿這世界充滿(mǎn)槍支和稽查隊(duì)的貧民窟丿丿Ilovemyself丿丿我愛(ài)自己丿丿Buttheycandowhattheywantwhenevertheywant丿丿但他們隨時(shí)都能隨心所欲丿丿Idon'tmind丿丿我不在乎丿丿Ilovemyself丿丿我愛(ài)自己丿丿HesaidIgottogetup丿丿他說(shuō)我必須振作起來(lái)丿丿Lifeismorethansuicide丿丿除了自殺你還能做很多丿丿Ilovemyself丿丿我愛(ài)我自己丿丿Onedayatatime丿丿每天問(wèn)一次丿Goodnews,Ifoundasizeeightinnavy.好消息我找到了一件深藍(lán)色的8號(hào)No,youareright.Thatpackageshouldhave不你是對(duì)的包裹應(yīng)該現(xiàn)在就到了Letmetrackthatforyou.讓我?guī)湍汨描肶ep,thesepantsareawesomeifyouhavehips.如果你有翹臀的話(huà)穿這款褲子一定棒極了Superslimming.非常顯瘦Okay,letmejustreviewthiswithyou...好了讓我給您復(fù)述下您的情況Youhavesixbridesmaids.Youorderedsix您有六個(gè)女伴娘您定了六套OfthesilkchiffonAntoinettedressesinpink.安托瓦內(nèi)特雪紡裙粉色Theweddingisinthreedays,婚禮將在三天后舉行Andthedressesjustarrivedallincharcoalgray.但是剛送到的裙子都是炭灰色的Whichwedon'tevensell,sothatisabitofamystery.這有點(diǎn)奇怪我們根本不賣(mài)那種裙子Okay,here'swhatwe'regonnadoaboutthis.好了我們打算這樣幫您解決問(wèn)題Iamgonnacallthevendorandhavethisfixedtoday.我會(huì)今天致電賣(mài)家讓他給您都弄妥當(dāng)Iwillpersonallyseethedressesbeforetheyarefedexed.我會(huì)在這些裙子發(fā)貨之前親自檢查AndIpromiseyoutheywillbeatyourfrontdoor我保證裙子會(huì)在周五早上九點(diǎn)前By9:00a.m.Friday,okay?送到您的家門(mén)口可以嗎Youknowwhat,letmegiveyoumycell,justincase???這樣吧我把我的手機(jī)號(hào)給你以防萬(wàn)一718-555-0199.7185550199Oh,thankyousomuchforyourpatience.多謝您的耐心AndIamgonnarefundyoubackallyourmoney.我會(huì)把您的錢(qián)全部退回去It'sthe...這是Yes.N...是的不Okay,hey,youcheckthisoneoffyourlist,okay?好了您可以把這件事從待辦事項(xiàng)中劃掉了Thisisdone.這事解決了And,Rachel,haveagreatwedding.還有瑞秋祝您有個(gè)幸福的婚禮Oh,mygod,howdidthathappen?哦天怎么會(huì)發(fā)生這種事

Jules?朱爾斯Iknow,Iknow,I'mlateforsomething.我知道我知道我晚了Yeah,everything.是所有事你都晚了YouseewhyItakecustomer-Servicecalls?你知道為什么我接了客服電話(huà)嗎Imean,it'ssogood.Youlearnsomuch.我的意思是這感覺(jué)很好能學(xué)到很多Okay,what'sup?WhatamIdoing?好了什么事我要做什么Okay,Cameronwaswaitingforyoubuthadanothermeeting.卡梅倫之前在等你不過(guò)他還有個(gè)會(huì)要開(kāi)Hesaidhe'llbebackat2:00.他說(shuō)他兩點(diǎn)再來(lái)-Everyoneneedsyoutosignoffontomorrow'shomepage.-Right.-明天的主頁(yè)方案你得簽字冋意-好的Andyour11:00isinthebigconferenceroom.你11點(diǎn)要去大會(huì)議室開(kāi)會(huì)Soisyour11:10.Financeneedsyou,11點(diǎn)10分也是你還要去財(cái)政部Iguessyoue-Mailedabunchofpeople我知道你在凌晨四點(diǎn)At4:00a.m.Aboutsomething?給很多人發(fā)了郵件是關(guān)于什么的Oh,good,Iforgotaboutthat.哦我天我差點(diǎn)忘了那事Iwanttofigureoutawayforfriendstoshoptogetheronline.我想找一個(gè)辦法能讓好朋友們一起在網(wǎng)上購(gòu)物Makeitlessofanalonething.讓網(wǎng)上購(gòu)物不再是獨(dú)自做的事-E-Mailmethatidea,willyou?-Yeah,Ilikethat.-把這個(gè)點(diǎn)子發(fā)郵件給我好嗎-好的我會(huì)的Um,isnowagoodtimetocallyourmomback?呃現(xiàn)在是給你媽媽回電話(huà)的好時(shí)機(jī)嗎Dude,I'monabike.我騎著車(chē)子呢Happybirthday!生日快樂(lè)Comeon.來(lái)吧Oh.哦Oh,whatamess.Thisisthemiddleoftheoffice.這怎么一團(tuán)糟這可是在辦公室里Don't...Don't...Don'tputthat...不要不要把那個(gè)放上去丿因?yàn)槟阒牢揖拖衲侵氐鸵糌愃矩疊ecauseyouknowI'mallaboutthatbass丿丿超重低音拒絕高音丿丿'Boutthatbass,notreble丿丿我就像那重低音貝司丿丿I'mallaboutthatbass丿-Hello.-Hi.-你好-嗨I'mBenWhittaker.我是本?惠特克Ireceivedane-mailaboutaninterview我收到了一封叫我來(lái)面試的郵件Fortheseniorinternprogram.來(lái)面試?yán)夏陮?shí)習(xí)生Hey,Ben.How'sitgoing?你好啊本你過(guò)得怎么樣It'sgoinggood,realgood.Thankyou.很好真的謝謝你Excellent.Takeaseataroundthecorner,那太棒了在這個(gè)拐角坐下吧Andsomeonefromtalentacquisitionwillcome然后人才收購(gòu)部門(mén)的人會(huì)來(lái)接待你

getyou.Thankyou.謝謝你人才收購(gòu)丿我就像那重低音貝司丿丿I'mallaboutthatbass丿丿我就像那重低音貝司超重低音拒絕瘦身丿丿'Boutthatbass,notreble丿我就像那重低音貝司超重低音丿I'mallaboutthatbass,'boutthatbass丿Okay,youguyshavetoremember,你們要記住Thehomepagehastoreadinaglance.人們看主頁(yè)就是一瞥的工夫-Right.-Also,youhavetogetbacklikethis-是的-而且如果你想體會(huì)35歲以上Ifyouwanttoseewhatlookslikeifyou're,like,over35.看到主頁(yè)的感覺(jué)的話(huà)你得離這么遠(yuǎn)Okay,soIcan'treadanything,這樣我什么都看不清ButifIcould,whatdoyouwantmetosee?如果我能看清你想讓我看到什么五個(gè)女孩一件襯衣還是試穿效果Well,both,butwhatIreallywantyoutosee都想我真的很想讓人們看到Istheshirtwornbyfivedifferentbodytypes.五個(gè)不冋體態(tài)的人穿上這件襯衫的效果Okay,thenyougottomakemeseethat.好的那你就得讓我看到這樣的效果Trymakingthephotogridbigger.試試把照片放大點(diǎn)Ilovethatfive.Canwemakeitmoregraphic?我喜歡這個(gè)5能做的再直觀點(diǎn)嗎Yeah,that'scool.好的這不錯(cuò)Maybeherothegirlintheredshirt.或許可以突出穿紅色襯衫的女孩-Jules...-Thatisagreatred.-朱爾斯-那紅色真的很漂亮Itisgoingtoflyoutofhere.都要從屏幕中沖出來(lái)了Ineededyoutosignoffonthis,like,twohoursago.我需要你簽字冋意這個(gè)兩個(gè)小時(shí)前就該簽好了Iknow,Iknow,butcanyoutry?我知道我知道你能不能按我說(shuō)的試一下Yep.好的Mia?Tellmethatthingagain.米婭把那件事再跟我說(shuō)一遍吧Oh,40%ofourvisitorsdon'tgopastthehomepage.嗯百分之四十的顧客會(huì)看到主頁(yè)就關(guān)了Whichisn'tsobad.那已經(jīng)不算太糟了Yeah,butweshouldfixthat.是的但我們能夠改善它Okay,hereyougo.好了你看Iloveit.我很喜歡這個(gè)Great,andit'sup.好的就這樣了Okay.Thanks,everybody.好了謝謝大伙-Thanks.-Thankyou.-謝謝-謝謝Let'sgooverpitchforFriday.我們?cè)賮?lái)說(shuō)說(shuō)周五要發(fā)的那批貨Okay,so...好的

theAntoinettedress.那些雪紡裙子Majorscrew-Upbythevendor.被賣(mài)家給搞砸了There'sgonnabeacoupletoday,Ben.今天會(huì)有好幾場(chǎng)面試本W(wǎng)ewanttomakesurethatwebothfindtherightfit.我們希望我們雙方都能認(rèn)同職位的合適度Businessasusualisnotreallyourmotto,每天都做一樣的工作可不是我們宗旨Sowehopeyouhavesomefunhere.我們希望你在這里過(guò)得開(kāi)心Thisisthefirsttimewe'rehiringseniorinterns,這是我們第一次聘用老年實(shí)習(xí)生Sosomeofourinternquestions所以我們面試的問(wèn)題Maynotexactlyfityourprofile,可能有些不符合你的簡(jiǎn)歷Butwe'regonnagoforitanyway,okay?不過(guò)我們還是會(huì)問(wèn)的好嗎Fireaway.來(lái)吧Okay,good.好的Where'dyougotoschool?你在哪上的學(xué)Iwenttonorthwestern.我上的西北大學(xué)Hey,mybrotherwenttonorthwestern.我弟弟也在西北大學(xué)Probablynotatthesametime.不過(guò)我們時(shí)間不同Probablynot.Hegraduatedin2009.對(duì)他2009年畢業(yè)的Classof'65.我是65屆的Wow,whatwasyourmajor?哇哦你的專(zhuān)業(yè)是什么Doyouremember?你還記得嗎Andafternorthwesternyouwentonto...?從西北大學(xué)畢業(yè)后你去哪了IwenttoworkforDexOne.我去DexOne公司工作了-Okay,andtheymade...?-honebooks.-好的他們是做什么的-電話(huà)簿Iwasinchargeofoverseeing我是管審查T(mén)heprintingofthephysicalphonebook.紙質(zhì)電話(huà)本的印刷的Ididthatforover20years,andbeforethat,我做了二十年那之前IwastheirV.P.ofsalesandadvertising.我是他們的銷(xiāo)售和廣告部的副總裁So,dotheystillmakephonebooks?那么他們現(xiàn)在還做電話(huà)簿嗎Imean,doesn'teveryonejustGooglenumbers?我是說(shuō)現(xiàn)在大家不都是在網(wǎng)上查電話(huà)的嗎Ibelievetheydo,butbeforeGooglethatwashowyougotanumber.我覺(jué)得他們還在做有谷歌之前大家都是用電話(huà)本查電話(huà)的Oh,no,no.Yeah,I...Igetit.哦哦對(duì)我知道了So40yearsatthephonebookcompany?所以您在電話(huà)薄公司工作了四十年Thatisamazing,seriously.講真這真是令人驚嘆Okay,Benjamin.好了本杰明Now,I'mgonnaaskyouoneofourmoretellingquestions我會(huì)問(wèn)您一個(gè)簡(jiǎn)述題Forallofourinterns,soIwantyouto,like,是我們給每一個(gè)實(shí)習(xí)生準(zhǔn)備的我希望您Thisistheonetoreallythinkabout,okay?認(rèn)真考慮這個(gè)問(wèn)題好嗎And...Andtakeyourtime.不著急慢慢想

Wheredoyouseeyourselfin10years?十年后您覺(jué)得您會(huì)怎樣WhenI'm80?我80的時(shí)候嗎Yeah,sure.當(dāng)然Yeah,whatever.別管這茬了Um...呃wait.Didnotrealizeyouwere70.等等我真沒(méi)意識(shí)到您已經(jīng)70了That's,uh...Thatquestionjustdoesn'tworkforyou,doesit?所以那個(gè)問(wèn)題不適合你對(duì)吧Shouldwejustscratchthatoneandjustmoveon?我能不能劃掉那個(gè)問(wèn)題然后繼續(xù)-It'syourcall,Justin.-Okay,thatone'sgone.-聽(tīng)你的賈斯汀-好那就不管那個(gè)問(wèn)題了Youlookgreat,bytheway.Sogreat.順便一提您看起來(lái)真的很年輕非常好Andyou'reclearlymorethanqualifiedforthisjob.并且您遠(yuǎn)遠(yuǎn)超過(guò)了這項(xiàng)符合工作的標(biāo)準(zhǔn)You'reactually,like,wayoverqualified,您真的是遠(yuǎn)遠(yuǎn)超過(guò)了合格線(xiàn)Andweweresoimpressed.我們對(duì)你非常欣賞Youhadgreatinterviews,greatvideo.您面試的很好您的視頻也很棒Younailedit,Ben.Congrats.恭喜你你通過(guò)了You'reanintern.你現(xiàn)在是個(gè)實(shí)習(xí)生了-Hey.-Hi.-嘿-嗨Ineedyoufortwominutes,uninterrupted.我需要你專(zhuān)心致志地給我兩分鐘-Okay.-Rememberafewweeksago,-好的-記不記得幾周前Wetalkedabouttheseniorinternprogram?我說(shuō)過(guò)的那個(gè)老年實(shí)習(xí)生項(xiàng)目-No.-Really?Wehada...-不記得了-真的嗎我們當(dāng)時(shí)Wehadawhole,bigconversationaboutit.當(dāng)時(shí)針對(duì)這個(gè)項(xiàng)目談了很久Wedid?Okay,remindme.是嗎那幫我回憶一下Seniorsinhighschoolorcollege?是高中或者大學(xué)里的高年級(jí)學(xué)生嗎No,no,no,no.不是完全不是Seniorsinlife.Olderpeople.老年人真真正正的老年人Holdon,what?等一下你說(shuō)啥ItoldyouIfeltlikeweneededtodoanoutreachprogram.跟你講過(guò)我們需要做一些不同尋常的項(xiàng)目Youdefinitelyseemedtobelikingtheidea,你當(dāng)時(shí)看起來(lái)很喜歡這個(gè)想法SoIsetitinmotion.It'sgonnabegreat.所以我行動(dòng)了起來(lái)這會(huì)很棒的Hold,please.請(qǐng)等一下You'rehiringseniorcitizeninterns?你在招老年實(shí)習(xí)生嗎There'sbeenatonofresearchonthis,我們做了非常多的工作Andtheresultsareactuallyincredible.結(jié)果出乎意料的好Imean,imaginehavinganinternwithalifetimeofexperience,我是說(shuō)想想那些有著一生豐富工作經(jīng)驗(yàn)的人Asopposedtosomebodywhospent與那些把生命最后幾年Thelastfouryearsoftheirlifeplayingbeerpong.花在成天玩啤酒乒乓球上的人恰恰相反Dotheyeventuallywantjobshere?他們是真想打工嗎No,darling,they'reallretired.親愛(ài)的他們不是他們都退休了

They...Theyjustwanttheexperience.他們只是想要這份經(jīng)歷AndIwouldlikeonetoworkdirectlywithyou.所以我想安排一個(gè)你直屬的實(shí)習(xí)生Wait,Cameron,no.等等卡梅倫不要Firstofall,I'mnotgreatwitholderpeople.首先我不擅長(zhǎng)和老年人打父道YouknowhowIamwithmyparents.你知道我和我父母的關(guān)系的Thiscouldbe...這可能whydoIhavetohaveone?為什么我非得要一個(gè)老年實(shí)習(xí)生Becauseyouhavetosetthetone.因?yàn)槟愕孟虼蠹冶韨€(gè)態(tài)Now,wouldyoupreferamanorawoman?現(xiàn)在你是想要個(gè)男的還是女的實(shí)習(xí)生There'sagreat72-Year-Oldwoman,reallycute.有一個(gè)很可愛(ài)的72歲太太That'slikethesameageasmymom.跟我媽媽一樣大-That'stooweird.-That'sfine.-感覺(jué)好怪-沒(méi)關(guān)系There'samaneveryoneloves.Heseemsamazing.還有一個(gè)我們都特別喜歡的老先生他看起來(lái)特別棒Iwatchedhisvideowiththewholegroup.我和整組冋事一起看了他的視頻Peoplewerecrying.他們都被感動(dòng)哭了Okay,thisisnotgoingtowork,inmyopinion.好吧我覺(jué)得這對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)沒(méi)用ButhowlongdoIhavetodothisfor?我得這樣干多久-Minimum?-Sixweeksorwe'llbesued.-最少-六周不然我們會(huì)被起訴Iknowwenevertalkedaboutthis.我知道我們以前從沒(méi)討論過(guò)這件事Yeah,wedid.Forreal.我們真的討論過(guò)Hestartstomorrow.他明天來(lái)上班Mm.嗯Backinaction.重新開(kāi)始工作Thankgod.感謝上帝Newinterns,welcometoATF.新來(lái)的實(shí)習(xí)生們歡迎來(lái)到ATF正好合身公司W(wǎng)eallworkonthisonefloor,andthatisbecause我們都在這一層工作因?yàn)閃eareallaboutcommunicationandteamwork.我們的工作都是團(tuán)隊(duì)工作需要實(shí)時(shí)溝通Noonehasaprivateoffice,沒(méi)有人有私人辦公室NotevenourfounderandCEO,JulesOstin,連我們的創(chuàng)始人和總裁朱爾斯?奧斯丁也沒(méi)有自己的辦公室Whoisactuallyrightoverthere.她其實(shí)就在這Shelovestorideherbikethroughtheoffice.她喜歡騎著自行車(chē)穿行在辦公室之間Thatwomandoesnotliketowastetime.因?yàn)樗憛捓速M(fèi)時(shí)間Plus,shecountsitasexercise.而且她把騎車(chē)當(dāng)成一種鍛煉That'sadorable.那很好Yeah.Mm-Hmm.嗯是Hey.Howyoudoing?I'mDavis.嘿你好我是戴維斯Hi,Davis.BenWhittaker.嗨戴維斯我是本?惠特克-Excitingplace,huh?-Oh,mygod.-這是個(gè)激動(dòng)人心的地方吧-哦我天Theyhadoneopeningforaregular-Ageintern,nooffense.他們也招了一個(gè)年齡正常的實(shí)習(xí)生無(wú)意冒犯

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