2023年新概念全冊課文

新概念英語課文（全英文）

L1Excuseme!

Yes

Isthisyourhandbag

Pardon

Isthisyourhandbag

Yes,itis

Thankyouverymuch

L3Mycoatandmyumbrellaplease

Hereismyticket

Thankyou,sir

Numberfive

Here'syourumbrellaandyourcoat

Thisisnotmyumbrella

Sorrysir

Isthisyourumbrella

No,itisn't

Isthisit

Yes,itis

Thankyouverymuch

L5Goodmorning

Goodmorning,MrBlake

ThisisMissSophieDupont

Sophieisanewstudent

SheisFrench

Sophie,thisisHans

HeisGerman

Nicetomeetyou

AndthisisNaoko

She'sJapanese

Nicetomeetyou

AndthisisChang-woo

He'sKorean

Nicetomeetyou

AndthisisLuming

HeisChinese

Nicetomeetyou

AndthisisXiaohui

She'sChinese,too

Nicetomeetyou

L7Iamanewstudent

Myname'sRobert

Nicetomeetyou

Myname'sSophie

AreyouFrench

Yes,Iam

AreyouFrenchtoo

No,Iamnot

Whatnationalityareyou

I'mItalian

Areyouateacher

No,I'mnot

What'syourjob

I'makeyboardoperator

What'syourjob

I'manengineer

L9Hello,Helen

Hi,Steven

Howareyoutoday

I'mverywell,thankyou

Andyou

I'mfine,thanks

HowisTony

He'sfine,thanks

How'sEmma

She'sverywell,too,Helen

Goodbye,Helen

Nicetoseeyou

Nicetoseeyou,too,Steven

Goodbye

L11Whoseshirtisthat

Isthisyourshirt,Dave

No

It'snotmyshirt

Thisismyshirt

Myshirt'sblue

IsthisshirtTim's

Perhapsitis,sir

Tim'sshirt'swhite

Tim!

Yes,sir

Isthisyourshirt

Yes,sir

Hereyouare

Catch!

Thankyou,sir

L13Whatcolour'syournewdress

It'sgreen

Comeupstairsandseeit

Thankyou

Look!Hereitis!

That'snicedress

It'sverysmart

Myhat'snew,too

Whatcolourisit

It'sthesamecolour

It'sgreen,too

Thatisalovelyhat!

L15AreyouSwedish

No,wearenot

WeareDanish

AreyourfriendsDanish,too

No,theyaren't

TheyareNorwegian

Yourpassports,please

Heretheyare

Aretheseyourcases

No,theyaren't

Ourcasesarebrown

Heretheyare

Areyoutourists

Yes,weare

Areyourfriendstouriststoo

Yes,theyare

That'sfine

Thankyouverymuch

L17Comeandmeetouremployees,MrRichards

Thankyou,MrJackson

ThisisNicolaGrey,

andthisisClaireTaylor

Howdoyoudo

Thosewomenareveryhard-working

Whataretheirjobs

They'rekeyboardoperators

ThisisMichaelBaker,

andthisisJeremyShort

Howdoyoudo

Theyaren'tverybusy!

Whataretheirjobs

They'resalesreps

They'reverylazy

Whoisthisyoungman

ThisisJim

He'sourofficeassistant

L19What'sthematter,children

We'retired

andthirsty,Mum

Sitdownhere

Areyouallright

No,wearen't

Look!

There'sanicecreamman

Twoicecreamplease

Hereyouare,children

Thanks,Mum

Theseicecreamsarenice

Areyouallrightnow

Yes,weare,thankyou!

L21Givemeabookplease,Jane

Whichbook

Thisone

No,notthatone

Theredone

Thisone

Yes,please

Hereyouare

Thankyou

L23Givemesomeglassesplease,Jane

Whichglasses

Theseglasses

No,notthose

Theoneontheshelf

These

Yes,please

Hereyouare

Thanks

L25MrsSmith'skitchenissmall

Thereisarefrigeratorinthekitchen

Therefrigeratoriswhite

Itisontheright

Thereisanelectriccookerinthekitchen

Thecookerisblue

Itisontheleft

Thereisatableinthemiddleoftheroom

Thereisabottleonthetable

Thebottleisempty

Thereisacuponthetable,too

Thecupisclean

L27MrsSmith'slivingroomislarge

Thereisatelevisionintheroom

Thetelevisionisnearthewindow

Therearesomemagazinesonthetelevision

Thereisatableintheroom

Therearesomenewspapersonthetable

Therearesomearmchairsintheroom

Thearmchairsarenearthetable

Thereisastereointheroom

Thestereoisnearthedoor

Therearesomebooksonthestereo

Therearesomepicturesintheroom

Thepicturesareonthewall

L29Comein,Amy

Shutthedoor,please

Thisbedroom'sveryuntidy

WhatmustIdo,MrsJones

Openthewindowandairtheroom

Thenputtheseclothesinthewardrobe

Thenmakethebed

Dustthedressingtable

Thensweepthefloor

L31Where'sSally,Jack

She'sinthegarden,Jean

What'sshedoing

She'ssittingunderthetree

IsTiminthegarden,too

Yes,heis

He'sclimbingthetree

Ibegyourpardon

Who'sclimbingthetree

Timis

Whataboutthedog

Thedog'sinthegarden,too

It'srunningacrossthegrass

It'srunningafteracat

L33Itisafinedaytoday

Therearesomecloudsinthesky,

butthesunisshining

MrJonesiswithhisfamily

Theyarewalkingoverthebridge

Therearesomeboatsontheriver

MrJonesandhiswifearelookingatthem

Sallyislookingatabigship

Theshipisgoingunderthebridge

Timislookingatanaeroplane

Theaeroplaneisflyingovertheriver

Thisisaphotographofourvillage

L35Ourvillageisinavalley

Itisbetweentwohills

Thevillageisonariver

Hereisanotherphotographofthevillage

MywifeandIarewalkingalongthebanksoftheriver

Weareontheleft

Thereisaboyinthewater

Heisswimmingacrosstheriver

Hereisanotherphotograph

Thisistheschoolbuilding

Itisbesideapark

Theparkisontheright

Somechildrenarecomingoutofthebuilding

Someofthemaregoingtothepark

L37You'reworkinghard,George

Whatareyoudoing

I'mmakingabookcase

Givemethathammerplease,Dan

Whichhammer

Thisone

No,notthatone

Thebigone

Hereyouare

Thanks,Dan

Whatareyougoingtodonow,George

I'mgoingtopaintit

Whatcolourareyougoingtopaintit

I'mgoingtopaintitpink

Pink!

Thisbookcaseisn'tforme

It'sformydaughter,Susan

Pink'sherfavouritecolour

L39Whatareyougoingtodowiththatvase,Penny

I'mgoingtoputitonthistable,Sam

Don'tdothat

Giveittome

Whatareyougoingtodowithit

I'mgoingtoputithere,

infrontofthewindow

Becareful!

Don'tdropit!

Don'tputthere,Sam

Putithere,

onthisshelf

Thereweare!

It'salovelyvase

Thoseflowersarelovely,too

L41Isthatbagheavy,Penny

Notvery

Here!

Putitonthischair

What'sinit

Apieceofcheese

Aloafofbread

Abarofsoap

AbarofChocolate

Abottleofmilk

Apoundofsugar

Halfapoundofcoffee

Aquarterofpoundoftea

Andatinoftobacco

Isthattinoftobaccoforme

Well,it'scertainlynotforme!

L43Canyoumakethetea,Sam

Yes,ofcourseIcan,Penny

Isthereanywaterinthiskettle

Yes,thereis

Where'sthetea

It'soverthere,behindtheteapot

Canyouseeit

Icanseetheteapot,

butIcan'tseethetea

Thereitis!

It'sinfrontofyour!

Ahyes,Icanseeitnow

Wherearethecups

Therearesomeinthecupboard

Canyoufindthem

YesHeretheyare

Hurryup,Sam!

Thekettle'sboiling!

L45Canyoucomehereaminuteplease,Bob

Yes,sir

Where'sPamela

She'snextdoor

She'sinheroffice,sir

Canshetypethisletterforme

Askherplease

Yes,sir

Canyoutypethisletterforthebossplease,Pamela

Yes,ofcourseIcan

Hereyouare

Thankyou,Bob

Bob!

Yes

What'stheletter

Ican'ttypethisletter

Ican'treadit!

Theboss'shandwritingisterrible!

Doyoulikecoffee,Ann

Yes,Ido

L47Doyouwantacup

Yes,please,Christine

Doyouwantanysugar

Yes,please

Doyouwantanymilk

No,thankyou

Idon'tlikemilkinmycoffee

Ilikeblackcoffee

Doyoulikebiscuits

YesIdo

Doyouwantone

Yes,please

L49Doyouwantanymeattoday

Yes,please

Doyouwantbeeforlamb

Beef,please

Thislamb'sverygood

Ilikelamb,

butmyhusbanddoesn't

Whataboutsomesteak

Thisisanicepiece

Givemethatpiece,please

Andapoundofmince,too

Doyouwantachicken,MrsBird

They'reverynice

No,thankyou

Myhusbandlikessteak,

buthedoesn'tlikechicken

Totellyouthetruth,MrsBird,

Idon'tlikechickeneither!

L51Wheredoyoucomefrom

IcomefromGreece

What'stheclimatelikeinyourcountry

It'sverypleasant

What'stheweatherlikeinspring

It'softenwindyinMarch

It'salwayswarminAprilandMay,

butitrainssometimes

What'sitlikeinsummer

It'salwayshotinJune,JulyandAugust

Thesunshineseveryday

Isitcoldorwarminautumn

It'salwayswarminSeptemberandOctober

It'softencoldinNovemberanditrainssometimes

Isitverycoldinwinter

It'softencoldinDecember,JanuaryandFebruary

Itsnowssometimes

L53Wheredoyoucomefrom

IcomefromEngland

What'stheclimatelikeinyourcountry

It'smild,

butit'snotalwayspleasant

Theweather'softencoldinNorth

andwindyintheEast

It'softenwetintheWestandsometimeswarminthesouth

Whichseasonsdoyoulikebest

Ilikespringandsummer

Thedaysarelongandthenightareshort

Idon'tlikeautumnandwinter

Thedaysareshortandthenightsarelong

Thesunriseslateandsetearly

Ourclimateisnotverygood,

butit'scertainlyinteresting

It'sourfavouritesubjectofconversation

L55TheSawyerliveat87KingStreet

Inthemorning,Mr

MrsSawyerstaysathomeeveryday

Shedoesthehousework

Shealwayseatsherlunchatnoon

Intheafternoon,sheusuallyseesherfriends

Theyoftendrinkteatogether

Intheevening,thechildrencomehomefromschool

Theyarrivehomeearly

MrSawyercomeshomefromwork

Hearriveshomelate

Atnight,thechildrenalwaysdotheirhomework

Thentheygotobed

L57MrSawyerusuallyreadshisnewspaper,

butsometimesheandhiswifewatchtelevision

Itiseighto'clock

Thechildrengotoschoolbycareveryday,

buttoday,theyaregoingtoschoolonfoot

Itisteno'clock

butthismorning,sheisgoingtotheshops

Itisfouro'clock

Intheafternoon,MrsSawyerusuallydrinksteainthelivingroom

Butthisafter,sheisdrinkingteainthegarden

Itissixo'clock

Intheevening,thechildrenusuallydotheirhomework,

butthisevening,theyarenotdoingtheirhomework

Atthemoment,theyareplayinginthegarden

Itisnineo'clock

MrSawyerusuallyreadshisnewspaperatnight

Buthe'snotreadinghisnewspapertonight

Atthemoment,he'sreadinganinterestingbook

L59Iwantsomeenvelopes,please

Doyouwantthelargesizeorthesmallsize

Thelargesize,please

Doyouhaveanywritingpaper

Yes,wedo

Idon'thaveanysmallpads

Ionlyhavelargeone

Doyouwantapad

Yes,please

AndIwantsomeglue

Abottleofglue

AndIwantalargeboxofchalk,too

Ionlyhavesmallboxes

Doyouwantone

No,thankyou

Isthatall

That'sall,thankyou

Whatelsedoyouwant

Iwantmychange

L61Where'sJimmy

He'sinbed

What'sthematterwithhim

Hefeelsill

Helooksill

Wemustcallthedoctor

Yes,wemust

Canyourememberthedoctor'stelephonenumber

YesIt's09754

Openyourmouth,Jimmy

Showmeyourtongue

Say,"Ah'

What'sthematterwithhim,doctor

Hehasabadcold,MrWilliams,

sohemuststayinbedforaweek

That'sgoodnewforJimmy

GoodnewsWhy

Becausehedoesn'tlikeschool!

L63How'sJimmytoday

BetterThankyou,Doctor

CanIseehimplease,MrsWilliams

Certainly,doctor

Comeupstairs

Youlookverywell,Jimmy

Youarebetternow,

butyoumustn'tgetupyet

Youmuststayinbedforanothertwodays

Theboymustn'tgotoschoolyet,MrWilliams

Andhemustn'teatrichfood

Doeshehaveatemperature,doctor

No,hedoesn't

Musthestayinbed

YesHemustremaininbedforanothertwodays

Hecangetupforabouttwohourseachday,

butyoumustkeeptheroomwarm

Where'sMrWilliamsthisevening

He'sinbed,doctor

Canyouseehimplease

Hehasabadcold,too!

L65WhatareyougoingtodothiseveningJill

I'mgoingtomeetsomefriendsDad

Youmustn'tcomehomelate

Youmustbehomeathalfpastten

Ican'tgethomesoearly,Dad!

CanIhavethekeytothefrontdoorplease

No,youcan't

Jill'seighteenyearsold,Tom

She'snotababy

Giveherthekey

Shealwayscomeshomeearly

Oh,allright!

Hereyouare

Butyoumustn'tcomehomeafteraquarterpasteleven

Doyouhear

YesDad

Thanks,Mum

That'sallrightGoodbye

Enjoyyourself!

Wealwaysenjoyourselves,Mum

Bye-bye

L67HelloWhereyouatthebutcher's

YesIwas

Wereyouatbutcher's,too

No,Iwasn't

Iwasatthegreengrocer's

How'sJimmytodayHe'sverywell,thankyou

Washeabsentfromschoollastweek

Yes,hewas

HewasabsentonMonday,Tuesday,WednesdayandTuesday

Howareyouallkeeping

Verywell,thankyou

We'regoingtospendthreedaysinthecountry

We'regoingtostayatmymother'sfortheweekend

Friday,SaturdayandSundayinthecountry!

Aren'tyoulucky!

L69Thereisacarracenearourtowneveryyear

In1995,therewasaverybigrace

Therewerehundredsofpeoplethere

MywifeandIwereattherace

OurfriendsJulieandJackwerethere,too

Youcanseeusinthecrowd

Wearestandingontheleft

Thereweretwentycarsintherace

TherewereEnglishcars,Frenchcares,GermancarsItaliancars

Itwasanexcitingfinish

ThewinnerwasBillyStewart

Hewasincarnumberfifteen

Fiveothercarswerejustbehindhim

Onthewayhome,mywifesaidtome,

'Don'tdrivesoquickly!You'renotBillyStewart!'

L71

What'sRonMarstonlike,Pauline

He'sawful!HetelephonedmefourtimesYesterday,

andthreetimesthedaybeforetelephonedtheofficeyesterdaymorningandyesterdaybossansweredthetelephone.

Whatdidyourbosssaytohim

Hesaid,"Paulineistypingletters.Shecan'tspeaktoyounow!"ThenIarrivedhomeatsixo'clockyesterdayevening.HetelephonedIdidn'tanswerthephone!

Didhetelephoneagainlastnight

Yes,hedid.Hetelephonedatnineo'clock

Whatdidyousaytohim

Isaid,'ThisisPauline'smother.

Pleasedon'ttelephonemydaughteragain!

Didhetelephoneagain

No,hedidn't!

L73LastweekMrsMillswenttoLondon.

ShedoesnotknowLondonverywell,andshelostherway.

Suddenly,shesawamannearabusstop.

“Icanaskhimtheway,”shesaidtoherself.

“Excuseme,”shesaid.“CanyoutellmethewaytoKingStreet,please”

Themansmiledpleasantly.

HedidnotunderstandEnglish!

HespokeGerman.

Hewasatourist.

Thenheputhishandintohispocket,andtookoutaphrasebook.

Heopenedthebookandfoundaphrase.

Hereadthephraseslowly.

“Iamsorry,”hesaid.“IdonotspeakEnglish.”

L75

Doyouhaveanyshoeslikethese

Whatsize

Sizefive.

Whatcolor

Black.

I'msorry.Wedon'thaveany.

Butmysisterboughtthispairlastmonth.

Didshebuythemhere

No,sheboughttheminthe.

Wehadsomeshoeslikethoseamonthago,

butwedon'thaveanynow.

Canyougetapairforme,please

I'mafraidthatIcan't.

Theywereinfashionlastyearandtheyearbeforelast.

Butthey'renotinfashionthisyear.

Theseshoesareinfashionnow.

Theylookveryuncomfortable.

Theyareveryuncomfortable.

Butwomenalwayswearuncomfortableshoes!

L77Goodmorning

Goodmorning,nurse

Iwanttoseethedentist,please

Doyouhaveanappointment

No,Idon't

Isiturgent

Yes,itis

It'sveryurgent

Ifeelawful

Ihaveaterribletoothache

Canyoucomeat10am

Imustseethedentistnow,nurse

Thedentistisverybusyatthemoment

Canyoucomeat2pm

That'sverylate

Canthedentistseemenow

I'mafraidthathecan't,MrCroft

Can'tyouwaittillthisafternoon

Icanwait,butmytoothachecan't!

L79Whatareyoudoing,Carol

I'mmakingashoppinglist,Tom

Whatdoweneed

Weneedalotofthingthisweek

Imustgotothegrocer's

Wehaven'tgotmuchteaorcoffee,

andwehaven'tgotanysugarorjam

Whataboutvegetables

Imustgotothegreengrocer's

Wehaven'tgotmanytomatoes,

butwe'vegotalotofpotatoes

Imustgotothebutcher's,too

Weneedsomemeat

Wehaven'tgotanymeatatall

Havewegotanybeerandwine

AndI'mnotgoingtogetany!

Ihopethatyou'vegotsomemoney

Ihaven'tgotmuch

Well,Ihaven'tgotmucheither!

L81Hi,Carol!Where'sTom

He'supstairs

He'shavingabath

Tom!Yes

Sam'shere

I'mnearlyready

Hello,Sam

Haveacigarette

No,thanks,Tom

Haveaglassofwhiskythen

OKThanks

Isdinnerready,Carol

It'snearlyready

Wecanhavedinneratseveno'clock

SamandIhadlunchtogethertoday

Wewenttoarestaurant

Whatdidyouhave

Wehadroastbeefandpotatoes

Oh!

What'sthematter,Carol

Well,you'regoingtohaveroastbeefandpotatoesagaintonight!

L83Hello,SamComein

Hi,Sam

We'rehavinglunch

Doyouwanttohavelunchwithus

No,thankyouTom

I'vealreadyhadlunch

Ihadalunchathalfpasttwelve

Haveacupofcoffeethen

I'vejusthadacup,thankyou

Ihadoneaftermylunch

Let'sgointothelivingroom,Carol

Wecanhaveourcoffeethere

Excusethemess,Sam

Thisroom'sveryuntidy

We'repackingoursuitcases

We'regoingtoleavetomorrow

TomandIaregoingtohaveaholiday

Aren'tyoulucky!

Whenareyougoingtohaveaholiday,Sam

Idon'tknow

I'vealreadyhadmyholidaythisyear

Wheredidyougo

Istayedathome!

L85Hello,Ken

Hi,George

Haveyoujustbeentothecinema

Yes,Ihave

What'son

'Parisinthespring'

Oh,I'vealreadyseenit

Isawitontelevisionlastyear

It'sanoldfilm,butit'sverygood

Parisisabeautifulcity

I'veneverbeenthere

Haveyoueverbeenthere,Ken

Yes,IhaveIwasthereinApril

Pairsinthespring,eh

Itwasspring,

buttheweatherwasawful

Itrainedallthetime

JustlikeLondon!

L87Ismycarreadyyet

Idon'tknowsir

What'sthenumberofyourcar

ItisLFZ312G

Whendidyoubringittous

Ibroughtitherethreedaysago

Ah,yes,Iremembernow

Haveyourmechanicsfinishedyet

No,they'restillworkingonit

Let'sgointothegarageandhavealookatit

Isn'tthatyourcar

Well,itwasmycar

Didn'tyouhaveacrash

That'sright

Idroveitintoalamp-post

Canyourmechanicsrepairit

Well,they'retryingtorepairit,sir

Buttotellyouthetruth

youneedanewcar!

L89Goodafternoon

IbelievethatthishouseisforsaleThat'sright

MayIhavealookatit,please

Yes,ofcourseComein

Howlonghaveyoulivedhere

I'veliveherefortwentyyears

Twentyyears!

That'slongtime

Yes,I'vebeenheresince1976

Thenwhydoyouwanttosellit

BecauseI'vejustretired

Iwanttobuyasmallhouseinthecountry

Howmuchdoesthishousecost

that'salotofmoney

it'swortheverypennyofit

Well,Ilikethehouse

butIcan'tdecideyet

Mywifemustseeitfirst

Womenalwayshavethelastword

L91HasIansoldhishouseyet

Yes,hehas

Hesolditlastweek

Hashemovedtohisnewhouseyet

No,notyet

He'sstillhere

He'sgoingtomovetomorrow

WhenTomorrowmorning

NoTomorrowafternoon

I'llmisshim

Hehasalwaysbeenagoodneighbour

He'saveryniceperson

We'llallmisshim

Whenwillthenewpeoplemoveintothishouse

Ithinkthatthey'llmoveinthedayaftertomorrow

WillyouseeIantoday,Jenny

Yes,Iwill

Pleasegivehimmyregards

PoorIan!

Hedidn'twanttoleavethishouse

No,hedidn'twanttoleave

buthiswifedid!

L93Nigelisournewnext-doorneighbour

He'sapilot

HewasintheRA

HewillflytoNewYorknextmonth

Themonthafternexthe'llflytoTokyo

Atthemoment,he'sinMadrid

HeflewtoSpainaweekago

He'llreturntoLondontheweekafternext

He'sonlyforty-oneyearsold,

andhehasalreadybeentonearlyeverycountryintheworld

Nigelisaveryluckyman

Buthiswifeisn'tveryluckySheusuallystaysathome!

L95TworeturnticketstoLondon,please

Whattimewillthenexttrainleave

Atnineteenminutespasteight

Whichplatform

PlatformTwoOverthebridge

Whattimewillthenexttrainleave

Ateightnineteen

We'vegotplentyoftime

It'sonlythreeminutestoeight

Let'sgoandhaveadrink

There'sabarnextdoortothestation

Wehadbettergobacktothestationnow,Ken

Tickets,please

WewanttocatchtheeightnineteentoLondon

You'vejustmissedit!

What!It'sonlyeightfifteen

I'msorry,sir

Thatclock'stenminutesslow

When'sthenexttrain

Infivehours'time!

L97IleftasuitcaseonthetraintoLondontheotherday

Canyoudescribeit,sir

It'sasmallbluecaseandit'sgotazip

There'salabelonthehandlewithmynameandaddressonit

Isthiscaseyours

No,that'snotmine

Whataboutthisone

Thisone'sgotalabel

Letmeseeit

What'syournameandaddress

DavidHall,83BridgeStreet

That'sright

Hall,83BridgeStreetN

Threepoundsfiftypence,please

Hereyouare

Key!

What'smatter

Thiscasedoesn'tbelongtome!

You'vegivenmethewrongcase!

Ow!

L99What'sthematter,Andy

Islippedandfelldownstairs

Haveyouhurtyourself

Yes,IhaveIthinkthatI'vehurtmyback

Tryandstandup

Canyoustandup

HereLetmehelpyou

I'msorry,Lucy

I'mafraidthatIcan'tgetup

Ithinkthatthedoctorhadbetterseeyou

I'llphoneDrCarter

Thedoctorsaysthathewillcomeatonce

I'msurethatyouneedanX-ray,Andy

L101ReadJimmy'scardtomeplease,penny

'IhavejustarriveinScotlandandI'mstayingataYouthHostel

Eh

Hesayshe'sjustarrivedinScotland

Hesayshe'sstayingataYouthHostel

Youknowhe'samemberoftheY

Thewhat

TheY

,Mum

TheYouthHostelsAssociation

Whatelsedoeshesay

I'llwritealettersoon

Ihopeyouallwell

WhatSpeakupPenny

I'mafraidIcan'thearyou

Hesayhe'llwritealettersoon

Hehopesweareallwell

'Love,Jimmy

Isthatall

Hedoesn'tsayverymuch,doeshe

Hecan'twriteverymuchonacard,Mum

L103Howwastheexam,Richard

Nottoobad

IthinkIpassedinEnglishandMathematics

Thequestionswereveryeasy

Howaboutyou,Gary

TheEnglishandMathspapersweren'teasyenoughforme

IhopeIhaven'tfailed

IthinkIfailedtheFrenchpaper

Icouldanswersixteenofthequestion

Theywereveryeasy

ButIcouldn'tanswertherest

Theyweretoodifficultforme

Frenchtestareawful,aren'tthey

Ihatethem

I'msureI'vegotalowmark

Oh,cheerup!

perhapswedidn'ttodobadly

TheguynexttomeWrotehisnameatthetopofthepaper

Yes

Thenhesatthereandlookedatitforthreehours!

Hedidn'twriteaword!

L105Where'sSandra,Bob

Iwanther

Doyouwanttospeaktoher

Yes,IdoIwanthertocometomyoffice

Tellhertocomeatonce

Didyouwanttoseeme

Ah,yes,Sandra

Howdoyouspell"intelligent'

Canyoutellme

I-N-T-E-L-L-I-G-E-N-T

That'srightYou'vetypeditwithonlyone'L'

Thisletter'sfullofmistakes

Iwantyoutotypeitagain

Yes,I'lldothat

I'msorryaboutthat

Andhere'salittlepresentforyou

What'sit

It'sadictionary

Ihopeit'llhelpyou

L107Doyoulikethisdress,madam

Ilikethecolourverymuch

It'slovelydress,

butit'stoosmallforme

WhataboutthisoneIt'salovelydress

It'sverysmart

Shortskirtsareinfashionnow

Wouldyouliketotryit

Allright

I'mafraidthisgreendressittoosmallformeaswell

It'ssmallerthantheblueone

Idon'tlikethecoloureither

Itdoesn'tsuitmeatall

Ithinkthebluedressisprettier

Couldyoushowmeanotherbluedress

Iwantadresslikethatone,

butitmustbemysize

I'mafraidIhaven'tgotalargerdress

Thisisthelargestdressintheshop

L109ShallImakesomecoffee,Jane

That'sagoodidea,Charlotte

It'sready

Doyouwantanymilk

Justalittle,please

Whataboutsomesugar

Twoteaspoonfuls

No,lessthanthat

Oneandahalfteaspoonfuls,please

That'senoughforme

Thatwasverynice

Wouldyoulikesomemore

Yes,please

I'dlikeacigarette,too

MayIhaveone

Ofcourse

Ithinkthereareafewinthatbox

I'mafraidit'sempty

Whatapity!

Itdoesn'tmatter

Haveabiscuitinstead

Eatmoreandsmokeless!

That'sverygoodadvice!

L111Ilikethistelevisionverymuch

Howmuchdoesitcost

It'sthemostexpensivemodelintheshop

Itcostsfivehundredpounds

That'stooexpensiveforus

Wecan'taffordallthatmoney

Thismodel'slessexpensivethanthatone

It'sonlythreehundredpounds

But,ofcourse,it'snotasgoodastheexpensiveone

Idon'tlikethemodel

Theothermodel'smoreexpensive,

butit'sworththemoney

Canwebuyitoninstalments

OfcourseYoucanpayadepositofthirtypounds,

andthenfourteenpoundsamonthforthreeyears

Doyoulikeit,dear

Icertainlydo,

butIdon'tliketheprice

Youalwayswantthebest,

butwecan'taffordit

Sometimesyouthinkyou'reamillionaire!

Millionairesdon'tbuythingsoninstalments!

L113Fares,please!

TrafalgarSquare,please

I'msorry,sirIcan'tchangeaten-poundnote

Haven'tyougotanysmallchange

I'vegotnosmallchange,Iamafraid

I'llasksomeofthepassengers

Haveyouanysmallchange,sir

I'msorryI'vegotnone

Ihaven'tgotanyeither

Canyouchangethisten-poundnote,madam

I'mafraidIcan't

NeithercanI

I'mverysorry,sir

Youmustgetoffthebus

Noneofourpassengerscanchangethisnote

They'reallmillionaires!

Exceptus

I'vegotsomesmallchange

SohaveI

L115Isn'tthereanyoneathome

I'llknockagain,Helen

Everything'sveryquiet

I'msurethere'snooneathome

Butthat'simpossible

CarolandTominvitedustolunch

Lookthroughthewindow

Canyouseeanything

Nothingatall

Let'strythebackdoor

Look!Everyone'sinthegarden

Hello,HelenHello,Jim

Everybodywantstohavelunchinthegarden

It'sniceandwarmouthere

Comeandhavesomethingtodrink

Thanks,Carol

MayIhaveaglassofbeerplease

Beer

L117There'snoneleft

Youcanhavesomelemonade

Lemonade!

Don'tbelieveher,JimShe'sonlyjoking

Havesomebeer!

Whenmyhusbandwasgoingintothediningroomthismorning,

hedroppedsomecoinsonthefloor

Therewerecoinseverywhere

Welookedforthem,butwecouldnotfindthemall

Whilewewerehavingbreakfast,ourlittleboy,Tommy,foundtwosmallcoinsonthefloor

Heputthembothintohismouth

Webothtriedtogetthecoins,butitwastoolate

Tommyhadalreadyswallowedthem!

Latethatmorning,whenIwasdoingthehousework,Myhusbandphonedmefromtheoffice

'How'sTommy'heasked

'Idon'tknow,'Ianswered,

'Tommy'sbeentothetoiletthreetimesthismorning,

butIhaven'thadanychangeyet!'

L119Doyoulikestories

Iwanttotellyouatruestory

Ithappenedtoafriendofmineayearago

Whilemyfriend,George,wasreadinginbed,twothievesclimbedintohiskitchen

Aftertheyhadenteredthehouse,theywentintothediningroom

Itwasverydark,sotheyturnedonatorch

Suddenly,theyheardavoicebehindthem

Thethievesdroppedthetorchandranawayasquicklyastheycould

Georgeheardthenoiseandcamedownstairsquickly

Heturnedonthelight,buthecouldn'tseeanyone

Thethieveshadalreadygone

ButGeorge