破產(chǎn)姐妹-雙語劇本-第一季-第1集

破產(chǎn)姐妹第一季第一集Pickup!Tables12,4,11.Gotit.Hey,whenyougetasecond,等你丫有空...stoplookingatmyboobs.Excuseme.WaitressDude小二Hi,whatcanIgetya—您好請問要點什么Weneedsome...我們要...Isthatannoying看了會不爽嗎Isthatobnoxiousandrude覺得對方又欠扁又無禮嗎Wouldyoufinditdistractingifsomeonedidthattoyou你工作時有人這么弄你whileyouwereworking你會覺得煩嗎（Oh,youdon'thaveajob.Sorry.哎呀忘記你沒工作了抱歉Damn,dude,sheburnedyou.靠伙計她完勝呀No,hipster.別搞錯了小痞子Donotthinkwe'reonthesameteam.別以為我跟你是一國的Wehavenothingincommon.咱倆到死都不是同路人Iwearknithatswhenit'scoldout.<姐戴帽子擋酷寒YouwearknithatscauseofColdplay.二貨戴帽學(xué)酷玩[樂隊]Youhavetattoostopissoffyourdad.你的紋身是想氣死你爹Mydaddoesn'tknowhe'smydad.我爹壓根不知他是我爹Andfinally,最后youthink...你覺得、thisisthesoundthatgetsyouservice.一聲穿云指我千軍萬馬來服務(wù)Ithink...要我說Thisisthesoundthatdriesupmyvagina.一聲穿云指我如瀑下陰也干枯Theotherwaitressdisappeared,theRussianone.那位俄國服務(wù)生呢怎么不見了Weneedhorseradish.我們想要山葵醬Please.!拜托您了That,ladies,ishowyoutreatawaitress.妹妹真乖這樣才有禮貌嘛Paulina!寶蓮娜Oh,so...sogood,oh...爽爽死了Oh,sorry,Ididn'trealizeyouwereonbreak.抱歉不知道你在休息Ijustneedsomehorseradish.我要山葵醬、-Here.-Oh,cool.-給-收到Excuseme,where'smywaitress請問服務(wù)生去哪了She'scoming.Imadeyourfavorite,redvelvet.我做了你最愛的紅絲絨蛋糕Mylittlecupcakebroughtmeacupcake.我的蛋蛋妹給我?guī)砹诵〉案釲etmepayyouforthat.我還是把錢給你吧{Oh,no,no.It'sonthehouse.不用我請客It'syourbirthday.你生日嘛Howoldareyougonnabe過完生日要幾歲了啊75.七十五歲Oh,Earl,ifyouwerejustthreeyearsyounger.厄爾你要小個三歲咱倆就成了Max,Max,bignews.~麥克斯麥克斯大新聞ThenewbossfiredthatRussianwaitress,Paulina.新老板炒了俄國妞寶蓮娜TurnsoutchestyKournikovawasVladimirPuttin'itout.大胸金絲貓被發(fā)現(xiàn)其實是個死間諜Hellotoday.Ihavepaycheckforyou.早安我?guī)Я四愕墓べY來Ineedtotalktoyou.YoufiredPaulina,Han我有話問你你炒了寶蓮娜嗎阿憨IamnolongerHanLee.我已經(jīng)不叫李憨了-IhavenewAmericanname我取了新的英文名字togowithchangingneighborhood.好適應(yīng)新時代"得"社會Togowiththechangingneighborhood.是新時代"的"社會Youneedtorememberthisforyourimmigrationexam.移民考試的時候別又說錯了Correct.Togowiththechangingneighborhood.行好適應(yīng)新時代"的"社會Bryce/小籠YournameisBryceLee你改名叫李小籠啊Wait,wait,um,um,um...等等等一下Don'thireanewwaitress,okay別再招新人來了好嗎I'vebeendoingalltheworkanyway,反正活兒總是我全包andIreallycouldusetheextramoney.讓我多拿一份工資補貼家計吧#Youneedhelp.你需要幫手-No,Idon't.-Everyoneneedhelpsometimes.-不用-誰都需要幫手Idon't.I'vebeenwaitingmywholelife,okay我不用我當(dāng)了一輩子的侍應(yīng)I'vewaitedontables,I'vewaitedinbars,在餐廳酒吧都做過侍應(yīng)I'vewaitedonhomepregnancytests.甚至在家等驗孕結(jié)果[Waited:等待侍應(yīng)一詞多義]…Ialreadyhirenewwaitress.我已經(jīng)雇新人了SheworkinalltoprestaurantsinManhattan.她以前在曼哈頓頂級餐廳工作過IgaveherPaulina'suniform.我都把寶蓮娜的制服給她了Mr.Lee,nottocomplain,李先生有點事情想問問butIthinksomeoneworethisuniformbeforeme,這件制服好像有人穿過了呢likerightbeforeme.￥而且是剛剛才穿過IsitpossiblethatIcouldgetanotherone可不可以幫我換一件全新的呀Maybeonethat'salittlelessmoist.換件沒這么濕漉漉的Alsothismustardcolordoesn'treallygowithmyskintone,另外我的膚色跟黃芥末色不太搭neitherdothemustardstains...跟芥末漬也不搭A(yù)ndthesevariousotherstains,andsmells.跟這各式污漬異味更是不搭:Ihopethat'sclamchowder.白白的是蛤蜊濃湯漬吧...So...所以Ithinkit'dbebetterforeveryone,為了大家includingmyimmunesystem,以及我的免疫系統(tǒng)著想ifIjustkeeponwearingwhatI'mwearing,我就穿自己這身就好了andnottheapron,'causethisischanel.{那件就省了我這身可是香奈兒Sothankyou,感謝聆聽andlet'swaitress.本小姐要上崗啦Whateverthatis,這嬌嬌女明顯就是itdoesnotbelonginthisdiner.來錯地方打錯工了ItbelongsinashowonBravo.她應(yīng)該去演電視.Butsheblonde,hairsoshiny,她是金發(fā)妞金發(fā)閃閃goodforbusiness.有助財源廣進(jìn)啊Wheredoyouevenfindthesepeople你都去哪找到這些歪瓜裂棗的啊TheRussianhooker,theonebeforethatwasamethaddict.俄羅斯妓女再前一位還是吸毒妹Youtrainher,Iamboss.你去訓(xùn)練她我可是老板Daboss./老板中的老板Fine,butmakeherweartheuniform.好那你先去命令她穿上制服Areyousurewecan'tgetthemethaddictback真不能讓吸毒的回來嗎Shewasreallygoodatcleaning.她是毀尸滅跡打掃神人呢Butherteethfallout.可她吸毒到牙掉光了Youarereallyjudgmental,youknowthat你也太以貌取人了吧…I'monlygonnasaythisonce,sopayattention.我就說一回仔細(xì)聽I'mCaroline,bytheway.Andyou'reMax我是卡洛琳你叫麥克斯對嗎Don'tgetattached.先別建立感情ThisistheWilliamsburgdiner,ownedbyHanLee,這間威廉伯格餐廳老板是李憨WhojustchangedhisnametoBryceLee,最近剛改名叫李小籠becauseIguesshewantspeopletotakehimevenlessseriously.>他應(yīng)該是患了不被當(dāng)笑話會死的病EightmonthsagoheboughtitfromtheRussianmob.八個月前他向俄國黑幫頂下這餐廳Clienteleusedtobealleasternbloccriminalsandcrackwhores,以前客源通常是東歐小流氓吸毒妓女butthenhetookitoverandruinedit.他頂過來之后客源就跑光了Hey,sexywoman.喲性感辣妹Youlooksoprettytoday.今兒個性感動人啊-Youlooksobeautiful,Iforgothowbadyourpersonalityis.美得我差點忘了你是悍婦了Thanks,Oleg.承蒙夸獎奧列格Hey,Barbie.嗨芭比小妞That'sOleg.他是奧列格Hewillhitonyouaggressivelyandrelentlessly.他將會不停地用爛招泡你Hedoesn'trealizehelookslikethat,{他的自信多到爆棚andIdon'thavethehearttotellhim.可惜我沒多余的善心點醒他Miss,couldwehavesomemenus小姐可以給份菜單嗎Oh,sure.當(dāng)然Don'tsmile.不要微笑Causeitraisesthebar,andthenIhavetosmile,你拉高服務(wù)標(biāo)準(zhǔn)我就得跟上…andIcan'tbedoingthat.那樣太累人了It'sexhaustingandIhaveabadback.微笑又累人又有害健康That'sEarl,we'reinlove.那是我的戀人厄爾Donottalktohim,別跟他多講話unlessyouwanttofeelwhiterthanyoualreadyare.除非你想顯得更"白"癡Oh,andthatstain\還有那塊污漬Notclamchowder.其實是男人"精"華Gomarrytheketchups.去把番茄醬連一起Marrytheketchups.I'monit."聯(lián)姻"起馬上好Okay.Nowdivorcetheketchups."聯(lián)姻"完弄離婚吧Stop!Stop!Stop!停停停。There'snosuchthingasdivorcingtheketchups.讓番茄醬離婚純屬我鬼扯You'veneverwaitressedadayinyourlife.你壓根就沒當(dāng)過服務(wù)生對吧Yes,Ihave.我真的做過Youexpectmetobelieveyou看完你這出afterwatchingthatwholeTemple奇葩的演出后鬼才信你-I'mtellingLee.-Okay,okay,—-我去跟老板檢舉你-別求你了Imayhav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