The Golden Girls《黃金女郎（1985）》第三季第二集完整中英文對照劇本

謝謝你做我的朋友Thankyouforbeingafriend.旅行數(shù)日后又重回此處Traveleddowntheroadandbackagain.你的心是如此真誠Yourheartistrue.你是我的貼心好友You'reapalandaconfidante.若你要開個派對Andifyouthrewaparty.邀請所有熟人到場Invitedeveryoneyouknew.你將發(fā)現(xiàn)最好的禮物是我送出的Youwouldseethebiggestgiftwouldbefromme.賀卡上將會寫著Andthecardattachedwouldsay.感謝你與我為友“Thankyouforbeingafriend"黃金女郎第三季第二集嗨蘿絲Hi,Rose.我們買♥♥「晚餐Webroughtdinner.你買♥♥了什么？What'dyouget?一桶雞肉Abucketofchicken.我希望你喜歡它又扁又脆Ihopeyoulikeitextraflatandcrispy.這是披薩蘿絲It'sapizza,Rose.我知道只是想問你哪一種？Iknewthat,Ijustmeantwhatkind?■你確定知道是啥嗎?不知道-Didyoureallyknowthat?-No.但我會搞明白的ButIthoughtIcouldcover.很高興大家都在I'mgladyou'reallhere.我想讓你們試一下Iwantyoutotrysomething.Takethefoiloffthetop.那是個新玩意Ifssomethingnew.那叫預(yù)煮冷凍晚餐It'scalledaTVdinner.蠟制水果看起來真好Thewaxfruitlooksbetter.媽我想請你幫個忙Ma,Ineedtoaskyouafavor.我想找份兼♥職♥Iwannagetapart-timejoband你能不能一周幫忙看兩天孩子Iwaswonderingifyoucouldwatchthekidstwodaysaweek.斯坦失業(yè)了吧Stanlosthisjob.我跟你說過那混♥蛋♥是個游手好閑的人Itoldyouthatyutzisadeadbeat.斯坦沒有失業(yè)Standidnotlosehisjob.他可不能失業(yè)Hisjob,hecouldaffordtolose.一個賣♥♥新奇玩意的推銷員Anoveltysalesman.神奇之處就在于他竟然賣♥♥出去了Thenoveltywouldbeifhemadeasale.別聽你媽媽的Don'tlistentoyourmother.新奇玩意有很大的市場There*sabigmarketfornovelties.我們偷偷放進查理午餐里的Thatplasticdogdoowesnuckinto那坨塑料狗屎嚇得他大叫Charlie'slunchpail,wasascream.我敢打賭他的可卡犬今晚一定會被打個半死Filbethiscockerspanielwillcatchhellforthattonight.我真是幸運Luckyme.我嫁給了布魯克林的劇作家I'mmarriedtotheNoelCowardofCanarsie.我只是想多賺點錢Ijustwanttopickupacoupleofextradollars這樣我們就可以買♥♥臺電視機了sowecanbuyatelevisionset.不要No.-什么？?不我不會照看孩子的-What?-No,Iwon'twatchthekids.但你喜歡孩子們來看你Butyouloveitwhenthekidscomeoverforavisit.這不是重點Thatrsnotthepoint.不要亂花錢Don'tthrowawaymoney.電視只是一時流行ThisTVthingisjustafad.嘿你知道這只火雞是有填料的嗎？Hey,didyouknowthisturkeycomeswithstuffing?媽電視不是一時的流行Ma,TVisnotafad.不然賣♥♥保健品的會說那些都不是人吃的OtherwiseSwansonwouldhavecalledthoseradiodinners.我跟你說過不行Itoldyou,no.這是土豆泥啊？Ididn'tknowtheseweremashedpotatoes.都不像你做的你做的有的還成塊呢Theydon*thavelumpslikeyours.你想要嗎薩爾瓦多我給你Youwantlumps,Salvadore,I'llgiveyoulumps.媽我真不敢相信Ma,Icannotbelieveyouareso你的想法這么老套old-fashionedinyourthinking.我說了不行就不行Isaidnoandit'sno.我太忙了沒時間和你爭論I'mtoobusytohavethisargument.行Fine.我把孩子們留給斯坦的媽媽IlljustleavethekidswithStan'smother.除非我死了Overmydeadbody.那只大猩猩嚇著孩子們了Thatgorillascaresthechildren.邁克爾上次見到她后一個星期都沒睡Michaeldidn'tsleepforaweekafterhesawherlasttime.媽真的夠了Ma,thatisenough.無論如何我要掙那筆錢Onewayoranother,Iamgoingto買♥♥電視機earnthatmoneyfortheTV.索菲婭你能不能直接告訴她Sophia,wouldyoujusttellhersoyourhusband然后我就能安心吃飯了canenjoyhismealinpeace.告訴我什么Tellmewhat?這些豌豆吃起來很新鮮Thesepeastastelikefresh.但是不能把它們和土豆泥混在一起B(yǎng)utyoucan*tmixthemwiththemashedpotatoes.他們應(yīng)該有一條隧♥道♥Theyshouldhaveatunnelrunningfrom從豌豆艙到土豆泥艙thepeacompartmenttothemashedpotatocompartment.媽爸爸在說什么Ma,whatisPoptalkingabout?你應(yīng)該告訴我什么？Whatshouldyoutellme?好吧Allright,allright.今天是你們結(jié)婚十周年紀念日你♥爸♥爸和我決定It'syourtenthanniversary,yourfatherandIdecidedto給你買♥♥一臺電視機作為禮物buyyouaTVsetasagift.媽咱可買♥♥不起-Ma,youcan'taffordthat.這就是為什么我要改變That'swhyI'mdoingalterations.是不是覺得我得去桑樹街搞個大衣柜ThinkIneedawardrobethissizetogoto然后擠西葫蘆喝水??？MulberryStreetandsqueezeazucchini?噢媽Oh,Ma.這有什么好笑What'ssofunny?我撒謊了Ilied.我想要這份工作是為了給爸買♥♥臺電視當生日禮物IwantedthejobsowecouldbuyPopaTVforhisbirthday.那就這么定了Thenit'ssettled.你給我們買♥♥一臺我們給你買♥♥一臺Youbuyusone,we'llbuyyouone.就這么定了It'sadeal.當然Sure.你♥爸♥和你那傻老公ThenyourfathercanwatchtheFridaynightfights就能看周五晚上的比賽了withyouryutzofahusband,youcomehereand你就和我一起看《面對面》watchPersontoPersonwithme,1953-1961年紀錄片采訪公眾人物也許我們?nèi)颐恐芏伎梢詀ndmaybeonceaweekthewholefamily過來看看新節(jié)目cancomeoverandwatchthatnewshow,《給老爸點地方》MakeRoomforDaddy.1953-1965年家庭喜劇電視劇謝謝媽Thanks,Ma.-你上哪啊-呼吸新鮮空氣-Whereareyougoing?-Getsomeair.在屋里呼吸不行嗎Wegotairinthehouse.我去吸點啤酒Ilikebeerwithmyair.?你會等我回來嗎?我不是一直在等你-Youwaitupforme?-Don'tIalways?我愛你Iloveyou.我也愛你Iloveyou,too.我看著他就像埃羅爾?弗林Ilookathim,IseeErrolFlynn.50年代健壯英俊的澳大利亞電影明星這披薩可真好吃啊Thatpizzawasdelicious.最棒的Thebest.-還剩一塊，誰想要？■給我吧-There'sstillonepieceleft,whowantsit?-1do.我-1do.我可以把它分成三份Well,Icansplititthreeways.那我呢舔盒子嗎WhatamIsupposedtodo,lickthebox?媽你不喜歡店里買♥♥的披薩Ma,youdon'tlikestoreboughtpizza,你更喜歡自己做的youpreferhomemade.我也喜歡直接從奶牛身上擠奶Ialsoprefermilkstraightfromacow.我更習(xí)慣Iadapt.這真難吃Thisisawful.媽如果你不打算吃為什么還要吃Ma,ifyouweren'tgoingtoeatit,whydidyoutakeit?這是我的原則Ifstheprinciple.你總是把我撇在一邊You'realwaysleavingmeoutofthings.索菲婭這不是真的Now,Sophia,that'snottrue.當然不是Thehellitisn*t.你還不讓我參加馬拉松舞會Whataboutthatdancemarathonyoucutmeoutof?別這樣媽媽Oh,now,comeon,Ma.那是不一樣的Thatwasdifferent.這事牽扯到錢啊Therewasmoneyatstake.我們都沒談過這事Wedidn'teventelleachotheraboutthat.我記得我是第一個到的記得嗎？IrememberIwasthefirstonetoarrive,remember?我穿著藍色亮片禮服AndIwaswearingthatbluesequineddress你能不能別抱怨了馬蒂會很有趣的Willyouquitcomplaining,Marty?It'sgonnabefun.你說我們今晚要去跳舞Yousaidwe'regoingdancingtonight.你沒說這是舞蹈馬拉松Youfailedtomentionitwasadancemarathon.頭獎是1000美元我一定要拿到這筆錢Well,thefirstprizeis$1000andIhavetohavethatmoney.我急需錢來治病I'mindesperateneedofmedicalattention.-嚴重嗎？?是的-Isitserious?-Very.如果我買♥♥不起最新的秋裝IfIcan'taffordanewfallwardrobe,我就永遠不會去看醫(yī)生rilneverlandmyselfadoctor.無意冒犯馬蒂Nooffense,Marty.有時候我覺得你對我不是認真的Youknow,sometimesIdon'tthinkyou'reseriousaboutme.別傻了Don'tbesilly.我愛你就像愛干洗店一樣IloveyouasmuchasIcouldanydrycleaner.快去給我們弄個號♥碼Runandgetusanumber.去啊Goon.你好布蘭琪Why,hellothere,Blanche.桃樂茜Well,Dorothy.羅斯你好Russ,hi.你們在這里做什么？Whatareyoualldoinghere?羅素和我剛參加舞蹈馬拉松RussellandIjustenteredthedancemarathon.是嗎我也是-Really,sodidI.是的-Yes.這是為了慈善It'sforcharity.我覺得會很有趣Ithoughtitwouldbefun.好吧祝你玩得愉快Well,haveyourselfagoodtime.可不要做過頭Trynottooverdoit.布蘭琪這是什么意思？Blanche,whatisthatsupposedtomean?噢沒什么Oh,nothing.只是對你這個年紀的女人來說Justthatthesethingscanbealittlestrenuous會有點吃力forawomanofyouryears.你當我是誰瑪米?艾森豪威爾嗎WhoamLMamieEisenhower?l♥8♥9♥6-1979美國第♥—♥夫♥人♥第34任總統(tǒng)懷特?D?艾森豪威爾妻子我可以跟你一樣堅持很久Icanlastjustaslongasyoucan.桃樂茜拜托Oh,Dorothy,please.我覺得我確實比你更有耐力IthinkIdohavealittlemoreendurancethanyou.布蘭琪就你那個身板能挺多久啊Blanche,wearenotdancingonourbacks.你收回那句話Youtakethatback.才不Iwillnot.你在暗示我是個老太太YoujustimpliedthatI'manoldlady.親爰的我不是有意暗示你Well,honey,Ididn'tmeantoimplyit.我是挑明地說Imeanttosayitflatout.你知道你的問題是什么嗎？Youknowwhatyourproblemis?你不能忍♥受小小的競爭Youcan*tstandalittlecompetition.所以你才瞞著我來這里Whichiswhyyoukeptthisasecret.你這不也來了嗎桃樂茜Inoticeyou'reheretoo,Dorothy.所以是你瞞著我Soyoutriedtokeepitasecretfromme.嗨姐♥妹♥們♥Hi,girls.是你啊叛徒（猶大）Ettu,Judas?是我啊蘿絲No,it'sme,Rose.我換了個發(fā)型Myhairisalittledifferent.?你們倆也知道跳舞這事了一嗯-Youtwofoundoutaboutthisthingtoo?-Mm-hmm.對-That'sright.我好心奉勸你倆Letgiveyoualittlefriendlyadvice.你們在浪費時間You'rewastingyourtime.那一千塊獎金是我的'Causethatthousanddollarprizeisgonnabemine.我年輕的時候被稱為舞蹈傻子WhenIwasyounger,Iwasknownasthedancingfool.那你多大的時候就只是傻子了？Howoldwereyouwhentheydroppedthe"dancing"part?女士們先生們Yowza,yowza,yowza,ladiesandgentlemen.歡迎來到第十三屆杰弗遜醫(yī)院Andwelcometothethirteenthannual心臟病慈善舞蹈馬拉松JeffersonHospitalHeartCharityDanceMarathon.是的是的Yes,sir.開始之前有句話要提醒大家Onewordofcautionbeforewebegin.與去年一些人的想法相反Contrarytowhatsomefolksthoughtlastyear,這次比賽不是醫(yī)院的thismarathonisnotpartoftheCardiacRehabilitation心臟病康復(fù)項目的一部分programhereatthehospital.所以如果跳踢踏舞的人So,ifanyofyoutoetappershavemorethan感覺有幾分心臟堵塞的話30percentblockage,weimploreyoutoleavethe就請離開舞池danceflooratthistime.好了現(xiàn)在Allright,now.讓我們開始舞蹈馬拉松吧Let'sletthedancemarathonbegin!一二三四Aone,two,three,four.布蘭琪你知道嗎Blanche,you'renotgonnabelievethis.我贏腳了Itwistedmyankle.我跳不了了Ican*tdance.不行你必須跳No,no,no,youhaveto.我真不敢相信這么疼你還讓我跳舞Ican'tbelieveyou'dforcemetodanceallnightinpain.如果你贏了Imean,ifyouwin,yousaidyouwere你會得到所有的獎金gonnatakeallthemoney.?我今兒晚上得到了什么?來我跟你說-WhatdoIgetoutofthisevening?-Comehere.桑巴走起Letfssamba.女士們先生們我們的慈善舞蹈馬拉松Ladiesandgentlemen,ourcharitydance已經(jīng)進入第七個小時了marathonisnowenteringitsseventhhour.讓我們?yōu)檫x手們熱烈鼓掌Lefsgiveourcontestantsagreatbighand.-姑娘們你們還好嗎？-還好還好-Hi,girls,howareyouholdingup?-Oh；fine,justfine.棒極了Terrific.這讓我想起了圣奧拉夫為椒鹽卷餅周Youknow,thisremindsmeofthebigdancebackinSt.舉♥行♥的盛大舞會OlaftokickoffPretzelWeek.我叔叔甘瑟MyUncleGunther,afterthegreatbeer吃完了花生豆???哇裁判快來看nutshortageof'21???Sendajudgeoverhere.這個女人在這催眠呢Thiswomanistryingtoputustosleep.你只是跳累了想把責任推到我身上You'rejustexhaustedandyourretryingtoblameitonme.累了？我讓你看看到底誰累了Exhausted?I'llshowyouwho*sexhausted.主持人Maestro.不如再加大點火候怎么樣Howaboutsomethingwithalittleoctane.好嘲Okay,littlelady.來吧換下一曲Allright,boys!Takeitaway!、」，、」/、-1-/\妄言隹個Here,tastethis.■你覺得呢??是水-Whatdoyouthink?-It'swater.我沒讓你辨認我是問你感覺如何Ididn'taskyoutoidentifyit,Iaskedyouwhatyouthought.挺好的It*sgood.-只是好？?很好Justgood?Verygood.你們覺得味道如何？Howwouldyoudescribethetaste?-清新甘冽?你會買♥♥這種水嗎?-Refreshing,clear,clean-Wouldyoubuythiswater?■當然-當然會-Sure,whynot?-Absolutely.我們發(fā)財了We'rerich.這是后院水管接的水Itcomesfromthehoseoutback.巴黎水算了吧佩特里羅水馬上就到MoveoverPerrier,Petrillowaterisontheway.?媽?我知道你要說什么-Ma-1knowwhatyou'regonnasay.我又一個快速致富的計劃Anotheroneofmyget-rich-quickschemes.這次不一樣Thisisdifferent.我從中午就開始研究了I'vebeenworkingonthissincenoon.媽你什么時候才能明白Ma,whenareyougonnalearnthatthesemoney-making你這些賺錢的門路根本不管用？gimmicksofyoursneverwork?我又不是唯一有夢想的人I'mnottheonlyonewithdreams.我還記得我們以為辦酒席就能賺錢Irememberwhenwethoughtcateringwastheticket.你還記得嗎Doyourememberthat?姐♥妹♥們♥這次我們真是掙大錢f一二三四Aone,two,aone,two,three,four.別擋道菜鳥們Outofmyway,amateurs.布蘭琪我可以試試嗎？Blanche,mindifIgiveitatry?噢蒼天吶來吧Oh,forheaven'ssake,goon.不戴夫我最好自己來No,Dave,Ibetterdothisbymyself.你可能會受傷Youmightgethurt.三四Three,four看來今晚會很漫長Itlookslikeit'sgoingtobealongnight.女士們先生們給他們熱烈的掌聲Ladiesandgentlemen,aniceroundofapplause我們現(xiàn)場4對舞者forourfourremainingcouplesaswe已經(jīng)進入幸運的第13小時了enterluckyhournumber13.特別為勇敢的Andaspecialroundofapplausefor尼克?蒙塔維斯蒂鼓掌spunkyNickMontavesti.他在硫磺島躲過了敵人的炮火HeoutranenemyfireatIwoJima,但靜脈炎是他今晚必須要面對的敵人butphlebitisistheenemyhecouldn'toutruntonight.現(xiàn)在是時候跳探戈了Andnow,it'stimetotango.布蘭琪我不行了Blanche,Ican't.不-No.我不行了-1can'tgoon.不行你必須跳-No,youhaveto.再等一會兒我就能拿到那一千塊了JustalittlewhilelongerandI'llhavethatthousand.你就有個精彩的故事去告訴你的撲克俱樂部了Andyouwillhaveawonderfulstorytotellyourpokerclub.抱歉布蘭琪No,Tmsorry,Blanche.我退出Iquit.你敢-Donrtyoudare.不我退出-No,Iquit.馬蒂女士們先生們-Marty!Uh-oh,ladiesandgentlemen,看起來29號♥這對舞者已經(jīng)出局了itlookslikecouple29isoutofthecompetition.舞池里的那位女士也被淘汰了Andthatlittleladyonthedanceflooris除非她能在接下來的一分鐘內(nèi)outtoounlessshecanfindanewpartner找到一個新的舞伴withinthenextminute.噢對不起先生Oh,yeah?Excuseme,sir.聽著Listen.你考慮換個舞伴嗎Wouldyouconsiderdumpingyourpartner跟我一起聽著anddancingwithmeListen,sir.抱歉Excuseme.考慮下嘛如果我.?WouldyouconsideritifI桃樂茜我不行了肌肉痙攣了Dorothy,Dorothy!Igotacharliehorse.我不行了-1can'tmakeit.■扭扭就行了?不行了-Shakeitoff,wimp!-Ican't.羅素回來Russell,comeback.快回來Comebackhere.回來羅素Comebackhere!Russell!看來只有你和我了布蘭琪Lookslikeit'sjustyouandme,Blanche.蘿絲恐怕我得走了Rose,I'mafraidIhavetoleave.-你疼嗎？-要是我老婆撞見我就完了-Areyouinpain?-1willbeifmywifecatchesme而且她正走進來andshejustwalkedin.大衛(wèi)大衛(wèi)女士們先生們David!David!Ladiesandgentlemen,看來我們有贏家了itlookslikewehaveawinner.-29號♥這一對?就是我-Couplenumber29!-That'sme.我贏了Iwon.我贏了我贏了Iwon!Iwon!Iwon!等一下看起來還沒結(jié)束Justaminute,it'snotoveryet.又有一對舞者進入了舞池Itlookslikewehaveanothercouplere-enteringthefloor.我永遠不會忘記當桃樂茜和我Iwillneverforgetthelookonyourface跳上舞池時你臉上的表情whenDorothyandItangoedontothefloor.我永遠不會忘記當你們AndIwillneverforgetthelookonyourfaces被取消資格而我贏得一千美元時whenyouweredisqualified你們臉上的表情andIwonthethousanddollars.你能分享你贏來的錢真是太有風(fēng)度了Anditwassosportingofyoutoshareyourwinnings.還是我自己花了$10買♥♥了我一直想要的開罐器Withmy$10IgotthatcanopenerIalwayswanted.別拒絕聽我把話說完Don'tsayno,justhearmeout.-你覺得我可愛嗎？?哦媽-DoyouthinkI'mcute?-Oh,Ma.回答我-Justanswer.是的媽我覺得你很可愛-Yes,Ma,Ithinkyourrecute.你覺得可愛到很討喜嗎Wouldyousaycutevergingonadorable?索菲亞這是要干嘛Sophia,what'sthisallabout?想象一下我的臉在這個番茄醬罐子上Justpicturemyfaceonthisjarfilledwithmytomatosauce.我們可以讓保羅,紐曼破產(chǎn)WecouldputPaulNewmanoutofbusiness.擁有自己的食品系列"Newman'sOwn"主要以意大利面醬和沙拉醬為特色瓶身就是其頭像媽如果讓你選擇一種意大利面醬Ma,ifyouhadyourchoiceofaspaghettisauce上面有你的照片或者保羅?紐曼的照片withyourpictureonitorPaulNewman'spictureonit,你選哪個whichwouldyouchoose?那從頭再來吧Backtosquareone.Girls,thistimeIthinkwehavereallyhitthejackpot.我覺得也是Oh,metoo.做婚慶酒席是我們做過的Thisweddingconsultingbusinessisthesmartestthing最明智的選擇we*veeverdone.明天我有點擔心I'malittlenervousabouttomorrow.我從來沒有給300人做過飯I'venevercookedfor300people.拜托在西西里我們經(jīng)常這么做Please,inSicily,wediditallthetime.我們當時還沒有你們今天這些個做飯設(shè)備Andwedidn'thavethemodernconveniencesyouhavetoday.我們必須自己宰牲畜Wehadtoslaughterourownmeat,自己準備調(diào)味料prepareourownseasonings,and,如果做飯不好吃在喝完咖啡后ifthefoodwasn'tperfect,aftercappuccino,把廚師射死theyshotthecook.媽別瞎編了Ma,you*remakingthatup.我才沒有No,I'mnot.不然你以為為什么只有倆意大利人WhydoyouthinkthereareonlytwoguysfromItaly?各就各位Oh,placeseverybody.來吧Hitit.這真是太無聊了Youknow,thisisboring.我知道怎么讓時間過得更快Iknowhowwecouldmakethetimegofaster.我們可以邊唱邊做就像鐵路工人一樣Wecouldsingaworksong,liketheydoontherailroad.跟著我唱Justfollowmylead.塞滿一只雞Gonnastuffachicken.像媽媽教導(dǎo)的那樣Likemymamataughtme.要把雞帶到密西西比去GonnatakethechickendowntoMississippi.蘿絲閉嘴吧Rose,juststuffit.誰會在凌晨3點敲門啊Whoonearthcouldthatbeat3:00inthemorning?也許是耶♥和♥華♥見證人喝咖啡睡不著了Maybeit'saJehovah'sWitnesswithacaffeineproblem.好吧Allright.我們該去看看Maybeweshouldgosee.嗯Yeah.我們要是有槍就好了Maybeweshouldhaveaweapon.拜托你們?nèi)齻€不化妝Please,thethreeofyouwithoutmakeup就足夠嚇到任何人了isenoughtoscareanyone.是誰啊Whoisit?是普莉希拉It'sPriscilla.普莉希拉？Priscilla?普莉希拉!你明天可就要結(jié)婚了Priscilla!You'regettingmarriedtomorrow.現(xiàn)在早該去睡覺了Youshouldbeinbed.這婚結(jié)不成了There'snotgonnabeawedding.那肯定是不成了Thehellthereisn't.抱歉親愛的出什么事了？Sorry,dear,youweresaying?雷蒙和我吵架了RamoneandIhadafight.我決定不嫁給他了IdecidedI'mnotgonnamarryhim.親愛的就因為一場小小的爭吵就取消婚禮Oh,honey,nowthat*sridiculoustocalloffyourwedding真是太荒謬了becauseofasillylittleargument.雷蒙做了什么WhatdidRamonedo?我睡了我最好的朋友Hesleptwithmybestfriend.我們后半輩子就只能吃雞肉了We*regonnaeatchickenfortherestofourlives.哦普莉希拉我很抱歉Oh,Priscilla,Tmsosorry.聽著Listen.你該慶幸在結(jié)婚前就有這事了Begratefulhegotitoutofhissystembeforethemarriage.這樣你就能讓他有負罪感Ifllgiveyousomethingtomakehimfeelguiltyabout.大多數(shù)女人都要經(jīng)歷三四年的婚姻Mostwomengothroughthree,fouryears才能找到這么強力的武器ofmarriageforammunitionlikethat.你好邁阿密媽媽餐飲公♥司♥Hello,MiamiMomrsCatering.是雷蒙IfsRamone.告訴他他是人♥渣♥Tellhimhe'sscumoftheearth.她說你是人♥渣♥Shesaysthatyouarethescumoftheearth.但她說這話時眼里充滿了爰意Butshesaiditwithalotofloveinhereyes.他說他很抱歉Hesayshe'ssorry.你聽到了嗎?親愛的他很抱歉Doyouhearthat?Darling,he'ssorry.我想這就解決了是嗎SoIguessthatsettleseverything,okay?我們在你的婚禮上見We'llseeyouatyourwedding.姑娘們等一下Girls!Waitaminute.我們面對的是神圣的婚姻We*retalkingaboutthesacredinstitutionofmarriagehere.你們愿意為了錢而犧牲他們的Areyouwillingtosacrificethehappinessofthesetwokids-婚姻幸福嗎？forthealmightydollar?愿意Yes.我只是想確定我們意見一致Ijustwanttobesurewe'reinagreement.雷蒙我現(xiàn)在讓普莉西拉接電♥話♥Ramone,TmgonnaputPriscillaonnow.跟他聊聊吧Justtalktohim.喂Hello?好吧Okay.再見Goodbye.我們和好了We*rebacktogether.有時候當你像那樣溝通的時候Sometimeswhenyoureallytalkthingsoutlikethat,你就能解決任何問題youcansolveanything.我不知道該怎么感謝你們Ican'tthankyouladiesenough.我們是如此相愛We'resomuchinlove.雷蒙都等不及明天了Ramonecan'tevenwaituntiltomorrow.那不是很好嗎？Oh,isn'tthatsweet.我們要私奔去拉斯維加斯We'reelopingtoLasVegas.?你說什么？?他正在訂機票-You'rewhat?-He*sbookingtheflightnow.恭喜你親愛的Congratulations,darling.恭喜？Congratulations?我們本來打算明天Listen,weweregoingtogiveyouyour送你結(jié)婚禮物的但既然見不到你了weddinggifttomorrow；butsincewewon'tseeyou,不如你今晚把它帶回家吧whydon'tyoutakeithometonight.謝謝你們Thankyou.晚安Goodnight.桃樂茜你瘋了嗎Dorothy,areyoucrazy?這場婚禮會讓我們損失一大筆錢We'regonnaloseafortuneonthiswedding.你還讓她帶走了你Andyoulethermarchoutthatdoor最好的水晶杯withyourbestpieceofcrystal.你好警♥察♥嗎Hello,police?我要報一宗搶劫案Yeah,Tdliketoreportarobbery.那又不是歪門邪道索菲亞Butthatwasn'tascheme,Sophia,那是合法生意thatwasalegitimatebusiness.我們當時都賠得精光了Andwelostourshirts.這就是水的美妙之處That'sthebeautyofthiswaterthing.不會賠錢Youcan'tlose.這純粹是敲別人