Nimona《怪物少女妮莫娜（2023）》完整中英文對照劇本

很久很久以前有一個安寧祥和的王國…Along,longtimeago,akingdomlivedinpeace...人♥民♥相信世上沒有可怕的東西believingtheyhadnothingtofear.但暗影中潛伏著Butlurkingintheshadows一個非?？膳碌男皭褐飛asagreatandterribleevil.妖怪毫無預兆地發(fā)動攻擊Themonsterattackedwithoutwarning,所過之處生靈涂炭一片廢墟layingwastetoeverythingandeveryoneinitspath.但就在最黑暗的時刻一位英雄出現(xiàn)了Butinthatdarkesthour,aheroroseup.她叫葛蘿絲HernamewasGloreth.滾回你的暗影中去吧！Gobacktotheshadowsfromwhenceyoucame!（葛蘿絲）葛蘿絲發(fā)誓絕不再讓自己的人♥民♥受到傷害Glorethvowedthatherpeoplewouldneverbevulnerableagain.于是她訓練了一支精銳的騎士團Soshetrainedaneliteforceofknights并且頒布命令anddecreedthattheirdescendants他們的后人將世世代代保衛(wèi)王國wouldprotectthekingdomforgenerationstocome.但如果你想要一個美滿的結局Butifyouwantahappilyeverafter,就決不能放松警惕youcanneverletyourguarddown因為妖怪一直都在becausethemonstersarealwaysoutthere.（一千年后）各位觀眾晚上好Goodevening,folks.我們正在光榮球場為你現(xiàn)場直播WearecomingtoyoulivefromtheGlorodome.■我是內特騎士■我是阿蘭澤潘?戴維斯I'mNateKnight.-PmAlamzapamDavis.今晚是騎士冊封之夜！It'san...innocencewall?洗冤墻Innocencewall.等等你是說你不是壞蛋？Wait.Areyousayingthatyou'renotavillain?是啊！Yes!你是說你是？Yes,youare?不！我不是壞蛋不是No!No,Tmnotavillain.No.哦Oh.怎么？我不是殺人犯你感到失望了？What?AreyoudisappointedthatFmnotamurderer?有點兒Imean,alittle.-算了我跟你沒話說了■為什么？Youknowwhat?We'redonehere.-Why?真正的壞蛋還逍遙法外我也確實需要幫助Therealvillainisstilloutthere,andIdoneedhelp.-但不是你-好吧那是誰？Notfromyou.-Aw,fine!Thenfromwho?那個砍斷你胳膊的人嗎？Theguywhocutoffyourarm??不是吧？-這件事很復雜好嗎？Seriously?-It'scomplicated,okay?祝你被捕時開心Havefungettingarrested.我不會被捕的！Iamnotgonnagetarrested!兇手Murderer.一想吃午餐嗎？?好啊我喜歡午餐Wannagetsomelunch?-Yeah,Ilovelunch.你們非得把胳膊拿走是吧？Youhadtotakethearm,huh?巴利斯特？Ballister?院長？Director?我是無辜的I'minnocent.我以葛蘿絲的名義發(fā)誓IswearonGloreth'sname.我不知道事情是怎么…Idon'tknowhowit...怎么發(fā)生的howithappened.我們都目睹了事發(fā)經過Weallsawhowithappened.我真傻Ifeelsofoolish,and...我竟然信任你Itrustedyou.女王相信你Thequeenbelievedinyou.她覺得你這種人可以成為英雄Shethoughtsomeonelikeyoucouldbeahero.這讓她付出了生命的代價Anditcostherherlife.院長請聽我說Director,please.你知道我敬愛女王我熱愛學院YouknowIlovethequeen.IlovetheInstitute.去跟戈登羅恩談談吧TalktoGoldenloin.我可以跟戈登羅恩談談嗎？CanIspeaktoGoldenloin?他像其他國人一樣傷心欲絕Heisasheartbrokenastherestofthiskingdom.你再也沒機會跟任何人談話了巴利斯特Youwon'tbetalkingtoanyoneanymore,Ballister.拜托！Please!拜托了聽我說Please,justlistentome.不我不會再犯這種錯誤了No.Iwon'tmakethatmistakeagain.院長給我一次機會吧Director,givemeachance.我們給過你機會了Wegaveyouachance.但不是我♥干♥的！ButIdidn'tdothis!一早就跟你說了-老天！Itoldyou.-Oh!GoodGloreth!嘿老大Hey,boss.什么？你是怎么…What?How-知道會是這種結果的？DidIknowthiswasgonnahappen?因為一旦大家認定你是壞蛋Becauseonceeveryoneseesyouasavillain,你就是壞蛋that'swhatyouare.不管你怎么努力他們對你的看法都不會改變Theyonlyseeyouoneway,nomatterhowhardyoutry.不過我得承認你盡力了Yougaveitagoodshot,though.Igottahandittoyou.-謝謝?先別謝我Thankyou.-Don'tthankmeyet.-我還得救你出去呢-等等你是怎么出去的？Istillgottagetyououtofhere.-Wait.Howdidyougetout?我知道密♥碼♥Iknowthecode.Beepbopboopbeepbop.密♥碼♥無效Invalidpassword.你先請Afteryou.不走嗎？No?好吧你可以在里面蹲到天荒地老Youcouldsitherefortherestofeternity,看著你的肌肉漸漸萎縮皮膚開始腐爛slowlywatchingyourmusclesatrophy,yourskinturningtorot,指甲長成長長的爪子卷成炸薯圈的樣子yournailsgrowingintolong,curly-fry-lookingtalons.你知道的里面沒有馬桶Youknowthere'snotoiletinthere.好吧但我來帶路Okay,okay,butIlead.要是見到人…Ifyouseeanyone-就干掉Murderrem.躲起來！見到人就躲起來Hide.Ifyouseeanyone,hide.好吧因為我們還是會搞破壞Fine,becausewe'restillgonnabreakstuff.絕對不行That'sahardno.-Uhh!這里應該有很多衛(wèi)兵才對Thisplaceshouldbecrawlingwithguards.你是怎么繞過…Howexactlydidyougetpast...他們的？...them?我來的時候他們就已經這樣了TheywerelikethiswhenIgothere.抓住他們！■攔住他們！Stop'em!這邊！?沖啊!Overhere!-Charge!獨臂俱樂部要增加新會員了TheOne-ArmClub'sabouttogetsomenewmembers.聽懂了嗎？Getit?咋了？太急了嗎？-兇手！What?Toosoon?-Murderer!他確實是個兇手…樂趣殺手Heisamurderer...offun.?你有計劃嗎？-這就是我的計劃！Didyouevenhaveaplan?-Thisistheplan!幫你越獄、制♥造♥混亂、搞破壞等等等等我們贏了Ibreakyouout,chaos,destruction,something,something,something,wewin.老套的〃等等等等我們贏了〃這計劃爛透了The"oldsomething,something,something,wewin."Terribleplan.總好過你的計劃“蹲在陰暗沒有馬桶的牢房♥中郁悶”Betterthanyourplanof,"Sitinthedarkandmopeinaroomwithnotoilet."我沒有郁悶！Iwasnotmoping!-女王殺手！Queenkiller!騎士不會郁悶我們只會沉思剛才我在沉思Knightsdon'tmope.Webrood.Iwasbrooding.哦Oh.好吧這樣吧Okay,fine.Youknowwhat?我們按你的方式來怎么樣？Whydon'twedoityourway?Yeah?干掉他干掉她干掉所有人！Murderhim,murderher,murdereveryone!巴爾？Bal??安布羅修斯■祝你健康Ambrosius.-Gesundheit.哦死對頭Oh,nemesis.死對頭？Nemesis?女王殺手！Queenkiller!一看！是葛蘿絲！?哪里？Oh,look!ItsGloreth!-Where?-開門！-原來不是出口我的錯Openthedoor!-Notanexit.That*sonme.你見到他看我的眼神了嗎？Didyouseethewayhelookedatme?他真的認為是我殺了女王HereallythinksIkilledthequeen.所有人都認為是你殺了女王Everyonethinksyoukilledthequeen.--振作點老大-你干什么？Snapoutofit.-Whatwasthatfor?聽著我可以讓我們脫身但馬上會有怪事發(fā)生Icangetusoutofhere,butthingsareabouttogetweird.-馬上會有怪事？一向我保證你不會抓狂Abouttogetweird?-Promisemeyouwon'tfreakout.怎么保證？我都不知道會發(fā)生什么How,ifIdon'tknowwhat'sgonnahappen??那你只能相信我了?我為什么要相信你？Iguessyou'lljusthavetotrustme.-WhywouldItrustyou??不然你會死在這個儲物間！-死？Ifyoudon't,you'lldieinthiscloset!-Die??快點保證！-我保證Nowpromise!-Ipromise.-真心保證？-我用性命保證！Promisepromise?-Onmylife!那就再說一遍Thensayitagain.-Ipromise!我保證！Wow.Evenwhenyouseethehorn?哇就算看到角也不會抓狂？角？你是說號♥角嗎？Horn?Youmeanlikeatrumpet?快保證！Justpromise!我保證我不會抓狂…IpromiseIwillnotfreak-Uh...現(xiàn)在你們該逃了Thisisthepartwhereyourun.大家快出去！Everyonegetoutofhere!?耶!?哦不!Yeah!-Ohno!不！別過來！退后！不！這不是真的！No!Stayaway!Getback!No!Thisisnothappening!咿哈！Yee-haw!哦不哦老天！Ohno.Oh,goodGloreth!Aah!犀牛？Rhinoceros??別碰那個家伙！一吃我一角！Leavethatguyalone!-Takethat!-不！別走樓梯！■樓梯！No!Notthestairs!-Ooh,stairs!別走樓梯！Whoo!-Notthestairs!-你是什么東西？-我是妮莫娜！Whatareyou?-I'mNimona!?所以你既是女孩又是犀牛？-我會千變萬化So,you'reagirlandarhino?-I'malotofthings.什么情況？Whatishappening?--你沒事吧？■有事！Areyougonnabeokay?-No!-你保證過的-對！Youpromised.-Right!對你保證過不會抓狂的Right.Youpromisednottofreakout.-右轉!.哦!Turnright!-Oh!站??！Halt!這個樓板出奇地結實Huh.Thisfloorissurprisinglystable.啊來了Ah,therewego.你冷嗎？Coldinhere?-Uhh!救救我！Helpme!Helpme!你…你是故意的You.Youdidthatonpurpose.反應很快嘛老大沒錯Youcatchonquick,boss.Yeah.不我們得離開這里No.We'vegottagetoutofhere.不！別跳下去！No!No!No!Nogoingdown!Nogoingdown!那邊有樓梯!別跳！Staircase!Nogoingdown!耶！Yeah!等等等等我們贏了Something,something,something,wewin.帥Metal.)Hey,hey,hey,heyJ?Hey,hey,hey,heyJCanIgetawitness,acloserlook?/JEverybodyitchingForathronetothrowJ}AndyoucouldbethewidgetTomyturbojjBetterseeyourstatuswhenIgosoloJ嘿老大！Ah.Hey,boss!?JDoyouforget,forgetthebasics?J』Onagolong-)我昏迷多久了？HowlongwasIoutfor?15年Oh.Fifteenyears.15年？Fifteenyears?別這么容易上當只有幾個小時Don'tbesogullible.Itwasjustacoupleofhours.吃早餐塔可餅嗎？Breakfasttacos?慢著我記得我們在儲物間Wait.Wait.LastthingIremember,wewereinasupplycloset.現(xiàn)在…我是怎么來到這里的？Andnow...HowdidIgethere?我拖著你走了11公里Idraggedyoufor,like,sevenmiles.發(fā)生什么事了？Whathappened?你的頭在人行道上撞了好兒次Yourheadbouncedonthesidewalkafewtimes.記憶好模糊It'sallsofoggy.是嗎？你還謝我來著說你永遠欠我的人情Really?Youthankedme,saidyou'dforeverbeinmydebt,還說我們永遠是最好的朋友andthatwe'dalwaysbebestfriends.絕對是真的Totallyhappened.嘿我把老巢布置了一下Hey,Isprucedupthelair.我重新布置了武器來一個死一個Iarrangedtheweaponsinorderofdeadliness,解除了兒童保護裝置打開了毒藥四處擺放unchildproofedtheplace,openedthepoisonslayingaround,還讓一些生銹的釘子伸出地板一厘米andpulledsomerustynailsonecentimeteroutofthefloorboards.總之把這里變成了更邪惡的老巢Overall,justmadeitmuchmoreevillair-yinhere.“邪惡老曹〃這名字太適合壞蛋了你絕對應該改改名字EvilLarry.That'sagreatvillainname.不可能Youshouldchangeyourname.-Nevergonnahappen.隨便吧老曹Whatever,Larry.我還更新了你的謀殺墻AndIupdatedyourmurderwall.糟糕Oops.另外我還制定計劃包括復仇、折磨Plus,Idrewupplansforrevenge,torment,以及尋常干壞事andgoodoldgeneralmalfeasance.犀牛Rhinoceros.你看起來很抓狂你保證過會保持鎮(zhèn)定的Youlookfreaked.Youpromisedyou'dholdittogether.你不是人類You'renothuman.■你在找東西嗎？-我的劍Youlookingforsomething?-Mysword.它爆♥炸♥了記得嗎？Itexploded.Remember?你是個妖…You'reamo—什么？妖嬌、妖媚、妖冶？What?Marsupial?Mariachi?Meatbail?你是個妖怪You'reamonster.不許叫我妖怪！Donotcallmethat!不當然不是No.No,no,no.Ofcoursenot.你顯然不是一個巨大的、會噴火的…You'reobviouslynotamassivefire-breathing,youknow-但你確實會變形Butyoudodotheshifty-shift-shifting-shapething.你是個女孩能夠變成…Andyou'reagirlwhocanturninto-你是什么？Whatareyou?我是妮莫娜I'mNimona.不這不是答案No,that'snotananswer.人類不會變成別的東西Peopledon'tjustturnintothings.我就會Ido.好吧那我有無數(shù)個疑問Okay.Fine.ThenIhaveamillionquestions.準你問一個Yougetone.你為什么要幫我？Whyareyouhelpingme?因為無聊BecauseI'mbored.加上你也被所有人討厭Andeverybodyhatesyoutoo.（侍從）那個侍從肯定知道一些內情Thesquirehastoknowsomething.是他把劍交給我的那把劍…He'stheonethatgavemethesword.Theswordthat...那把劍…that...你需要那個侍從嗎？Youneedthesquire?那我們去干掉…找他Thenletsgokill-Gethim.我們去找他Let'sgogethim.你和我Youandme.不絕對不行No,absolutelynot.你干的事太過分了不行Thethingyoudo?Ifstoomuch.No.Andtonight*sthenightweknighttheknights!-對吧小潘？■沒錯內特Ain'tthatright,Pam?-Itsureis,Nate.但這也是一千年來最有爭議的一次騎士冊封儀式Butthisisalsothemostcontroversialknightingceremonyinathousandyears.空氣中彌漫著興奮和緊張的氣氛Youcanfeeltheexcitementandthetension.快點！要開始了！Comeon!It*sstarting!因為今晚傳統(tǒng)將被廢除Tonight,traditionwillbecastaside王國將永遠改變就因為一個人andthekingdomwillchangeforeverbecauseofoneman.巴利斯特Ballister.那個不切實際地夢想成為騎士的流浪兒Thestreetkidwiththeimpossibledreamofbeingaknight.我是來消滅妖怪保衛(wèi)王國的！I'mheretoslaymonstersandprotectourkingdom!的確不切實際Impossible,thatis,直到女王本人做出一個令人震驚的決定untilthequeenherselfmadeashockingdecision.沒錯他沒有貴族血統(tǒng)No,hedoesn'tcomefromanoblebloodline...但也許他擁有一顆英雄的心...buthemightjusthavetheheartofahero.巴利斯特緊緊把握這個機會AndBallistermadethemostofthatchance以全年級第一名的成績從學院畢業(yè)graduatingtopofhisinstituteclass.這一屆學員中包括…Aclassthatincludesnoneotherthan...?安布羅修斯?戈登羅恩?嘿AmbrosiusGoldenloin.-Hey.葛蘿絲的直系后代DirectdescendantofGlorethherself,也是同輩人中眾望所歸的騎士andthemostanticipatedknightofageneration.-Whoo!-Whoo!隨著巴利斯特破天荒地加入騎士團我想你是想說：“謝謝你救了我”Ithinkyou'retryingtosay,"Thanksforsavingmylife.',三次了如果你有數(shù)的話Threetimes,ifyou'rekeepingscore.不過你說得對我相信你一個人能行Butyou'reright.Tmsureyoucandothisalone,雖然王國的所有騎士都在追殺你祝你好運witheveryknightintheentirekingdomgunningforyou.Goodluck.等等Wait.什么事邪惡老曹？Yes,EvilLarry??我…■我加入I...-Pmin.不過先說好幫你洗刷罪名之后我要永遠做你的正式助手Here'sthething.Whenweclearyourname,thenIamyourofficialsidekickforever.不許反悔成交？Notake-backsies.Deal??我不確定我是否愿意■別想那么多I'mnotsureI'mcomfortablewiththat.-Don'toverthinkit.變回你自己好嗎？Canyoujustbeyou,please?我聽不懂Idon'tfollow.變回女孩的樣子Girlyou.但我不是女孩ButI'mnotagirl.我是鯊魚I'mashark.嘿你試過把腦袋放進鯊魚的嘴里嗎？Hey.Youeverputyourheadinthemouthofoneofthese??我應該待在牢里的?來吧！Should'vejuststayedinjail.-Comeon!你明明就是想！Youknowyouwanna!天??！看看這里！Ohman!Lookatthisplace!一千年的歷史毀于一旦Athousandyearsofhistorydestroyed.嘿曼斯利-干嘛？Huh.Hey,Mansley.-What?你叔叔的腦袋落在我奶奶的屁♥股♥上了Youruncle'sheadfellonmygrandma'sbutt.太好笑了-不錯Nice.不過挺可惜的Oh,sosad,though.如果戈登羅恩沒有幫他…Well,ifGoldenloinhadn'thelpedhim...讓我理理清楚Ineverliked...-Letmegetthisstraight.殺害女王的兇手Themurdererofthequeenescaped在一個女孩、一只鴕鳥和一條鯨魚的幫助下逃走了？withthehelpofagirl,anostrich,andawhale?它毀了我們的淋浴間！Itdestroyedourshowers!這都怪他！Thisishisfault!告訴他托德?怪我？Tellhim,Todd.-Me?你為什么不早點告訴我們巴利斯特跟鯨魚是同伙？Whydidn'tyoutellusBallisterwasworkingwithwhales?鯨魚？不是吧托德？Whales?Really,Todd?咋了？鯨魚？不是吧？就是你比任何人都了解他兄弟Oh,what?Whale?Really?Yeah.Youknewhimbetterthananyone,bro.我想阻止他來著兄弟Itriedtostophim,bro.是嗎？像這樣嗎？“哦嗨巴利斯特進來吧”Really?Likethis?"Oh,hi,Ballister.Comerightin."“當然可以帶上你的鯨魚鴕鳥和巨胖的獨角獸""Andofcourseyoucanbringyourwhale,ostrich,andbigfatunicorn."胖獨角獸？-沒錯你也看到了Fatunicorn?-Yeah,yousawit.■那東西用角撞爛了所有東西■你是說犀牛吧？Onewiththehornthatbrokeeverything.-Youmeanrhinoceros?如果我是說犀牛我會說“犀牛〃IfImeantrhinoperos,Iwouldhavesaidrhinoperos.夠了！Enough!王國有個惡人在逍遙法外Thereisavillainonthelooseinourkingdom.看看你們像平民的孩子似的Lookatyou,actinglikecommonchildren.記住你們受過的訓練Rememberyourtraining.記住你們的身份Rememberwhoyouare.保衛(wèi)王國是我們與生俱來的使命Weareborntoprotectthiskingdom.正是我Iwasborn.讓我?guī)ш牥稍洪LLetmetakethelead,Director.我現(xiàn)在只想做兩件事第一有一把巨大的劍There'sonlytwothingsIwantrightnow.A,tohaveareallybigsword.有了Check.第三讓巴利斯特這個殺害女王的惡魔得到他應有的下場Andthree,totreatBallisterlikethequeen-killingmonsterheis.-我會追捕他與寸！I'llhunthimdown.-Yeah!我不會手下留情我會???I'llmakeithurt.Tilmake-我來吧I'lldoit.-Huh?為什么？Why?如果說有人能找到巴爾…IfanyonecanfindBal...找到巴利斯特findBallister避免有人受到傷害…beforesomeoneelsegetshurt...那就是我了it'sme.這是我們幾代人以來面臨的最大威脅Thisisthegreatestthreatwe'vefacedingenerations.好在我們有葛蘿絲的后人率領我們Thankfully,wehaveadescendantofGlorethtoleadus.什么?What?王國的騎士們Knightsoftherealm,搜查每一條街道每一處暗影searcheverystreet,everyshadow.找到巴利斯特帶他來見我FindBallister,andbringhimtome.昨天學院遭到惡意襲擊后Afteryesterday'sviciousattackontheInstitute,騎士團再次加派人手ourknightshaveredoubledtheirefforts追捕歹徒巴利斯特inthemanhuntforthevillainBallister.好吧Whew.Okay.我們只需要前往集市找到那個侍從同時不驚動…Wejusthavetogettothemarketandfindthesquirewithoutdrawingatt—你能不能安靜點？Willyoubequiet?相比之下你的計劃很爛而且無聊Counterpoint.Yourplansucks,andit'sboring.好戲在哪里？驚恐的尖叫聲呢？Where'sthedrama?Thescreamsofterror?-等等噓Wait.Shh.-我們是壞蛋接受吧Wearevillains.Embraceit.不這次按我的方式來不要傷人No.We'redoingthingsmywaythistime.Noonegetshurt.我正打算采用“傷人〃的版本呢Iwasgoingforthe"hurtingpeople"version.-我們找到那個侍從盤問他-然后傷害他Wefindthesquireandquestionhim.-Thenhurthim.-不然后尋找證據(jù)■通過拷打他No.Andthenfindtheproof.-Byhurtinghim.不我們趕緊去集市吧行嗎？No.Canwejustgettothemarket,please?收至uRogerthat.■距離下一趟航♥班♥起飛還有三…■不你干什么？Nextflightleavesinthree...-No.Whatareyoudoing?.二….不…哈!我是鬼...two...-No-Boo!Tmaghost.Hehhehheh.抱歉不能讓別人見到我跟那玩意兒在一起！Eh,sorry.Ican'tbeseenwiththat!Aah!這是優(yōu)秀助手的標配Thisisqualitysidekickingstuff.太顯眼了It'stoomuch.別那么緊張最壞能糟到哪里去？Oh,unclenchyourmustache.What'stheworstthatcouldhappen?妖怪襲擊Monsterattack.Monsterattack.立刻尋找庇護所Seekimmediateshelter.王國的公民們大家好Citizensoftherealm,hello.鑒于昨天學院遭到可怕的襲擊Inlightofyesterday'shorrificattackontheInstitute,我們正在采取一切防范措施保證大家的安全wearetakingeveryprecautiontokeepyousafe.請不要驚慌這只是測試Pleasedonotbealarmed.Thisisonlyatest.請大家一切照常請大家放心Goaboutyournormallivesandrestassured局勢盡在學院的掌控中thattheInstitutehasthissituationwellinhand.祝大家愉快愿葛蘿絲永遠指引你GooddayandmayGlorethguideyoualways.不要驚慌請保持鎮(zhèn)定Donotbealarmed.Pleaseremaincalm.這只是測試Thisisonlyatest.哦！“不要驚慌”警報真有效Oh!AHdonft-be-alarmednalarm,ive.你不明白嗎？Don'tyougetit?一旦我們放松戒備就會有可怕的東西翻墻而入Thesecondweletourguarddown,somethingterriblecomesoverthatwall.你出過那道圍墻嗎？Haveyoueverevenbeenoutsidethewall?出過因為我想找死沒有！沒人出去過！Yeah,'causeIhaveadeathwish.No!Noonehas!所以也許外面什么也沒有？So,maybethere'snothingthere?算了我們走地下收起翅膀Youknowwhat?We'regoingunderground.Withoutthewings.待會兒你就想要翅膀了You'regonnawant'emlater.死吧！滾回暗影里…Die!Die!Die!Die!Die!Gobacktotheshadowsand-哩iJ、、、 ?Hey!（征服者廣場站）下一班地鐵將于三分鐘后抵達Nexttrainarrivinginthreeminutes.記住見到可疑的東西殺無赦Remember,ifyouseesomething,slaysomething.（打賞）你正在收看KTV新聞臺You'rewatchingKTVNews.擊掌！Highfive!休息過后是“第一家庭時尚”欄目介紹貴族們的當季穿著Afterthebreak,HFirstFamilyFashion/1whatthenoblesarewearingthisseason.太酷了我們出名了Socool.We'refamous.開什么玩笑？You*vegottabekiddingme.我喜歡我們Ah.Iloveus.?不好意思讓我看看你的臉?好的Excuseme.Ineedtoseeyourface.-Ofcourse.然后轉角處冒出一只水獺它咬了我Sothenanottercomesaroundthecorner,anditbitme.是海獺還是河獺？Aseaotterorariverotter?你在開玩笑嗎？這有關系嗎？它咬了我Areyoukidding?Doesitmatter?Itbitme.兩者在組成結構上有很大的不同There'ssignificantanatomicaldifferencesbetweenthetwo.我不知道它…Idon'tknow.Itwas...想上地鐵就肯定會被他們看到We'renevergonnamakeitonthattrainwithoutthemseeingus.必須引開他們Weneedadistraction.誰有四根拇指而且特別擅長引開敵人？Whohasfourthumbsandisgreatatdistractions?好吧但低調點Fine,butdialitdown.要神不知鬼不覺地…Somethinginconspicuousanddiscreet,like...她不見了Andshe'sgone.女王殺手！Thequeenkiller!見到可疑的東西殺無赦！Ifyouseesomething,slaysomething!我是巴利斯特?博德哈特！It'sBallisterBoldheart!我很邪惡我討厭所有人！Yaah!Irmevil,andIhateeverybody!但我最討厭自己誰來給我一個擁抱？NotasmuchasIhatemyself.Cansomebodygivemeahug?我討厭微笑！Baah!Ihatesmiles!■找到他了！■我討厭紙杯蛋糕Gothim!-Ihatecupcakes.我覺得嬰兒都是丑八怪！AndIthinkbabiesareugly!看啊！我在閑逛我在亂扔垃圾Lookatthis!Tmloitering,andI'mlittering.希望你們都喜歡即興爵士樂Ihopeyoualllikefreestylejazz.抓住他！Gethim!-快點！-別催我！我在追了！Hurryup!-Stoppushingme!I'mtrying!我沒催你！我在鼓勵你前進！I'mnotpushing!Tmencouragingyouforward!鼓勵歸鼓勵別打我！Well,doitwithouthitting!戰(zhàn)車在等我們呢Ourchariotawaits.剛才是什么情況？你沒說過你可以變成我Whatwasthat?Andyouneversaidyoucouldturnintome.對了我可以變成你Bytheway,Icanturnintoyou.鄭重聲明剛才一點都不像我Well,fortherecord,thatisnothinglikeme.說得對你從來沒那么有趣過You'reright.You'reneverthatmuchfun.（掃描區(qū)S）找到他了！Wefoundhim.-Wefoundhim!看！Look!好吧走我們去抓這個窮小子Allright,let'sgo.Let'sgetthisgutterpunk.?是長官?等等Yes,sir.-Wait.繼續(xù)播放Letitrun.感覺不對勁Somethingdoesn'tfeelright.他討厭即興爵士樂Hehatesfreestylejazz.-你要讓他跑掉了兄弟-繼續(xù)播放You'relettinghimgetaway.-Keepplaying.時間不等人Theclock'sticking.停There.是他那班地鐵開往哪里？That'shim.Where'sthattrainheaded?那是前往集市的快車六分鐘后到達That'stheexpresstothemarket.Arrivesinsixminutes.我們去那里等他Andwe'llbetheretomeethim.現(xiàn)在走吧Nowwego.?所有人去集市?是長官Everyonetothemarket.-Yes,sir.“所有人去集市我是個呆子我的頭發(fā)有薰衣草的香味”“Everyonetothemarket.Tmadork,andmyhairsmellslikelavender."餓了嗎？Starving?-Rahhr!脆脆果！Kwispy!那就用龍牌脆脆果消滅饑餓吧！ThenslayyourhungerwithDragonKrisps!-嘎口崩脆！一大口嚼！Crunch!-Munch!接招吧！Takethat!好啊耶！Allright,yay!耶！Yeah!龍牌脆脆果英雄早餐必不可少！DragonKrisps.Partofyourheroicbreakfast!（相信學院）Ecch!你一直盯著我看You'vebeenstaring.有人想吃披薩了嗎？Didsomebodywantpizza?你能不能正常一秒鐘？Canyoupleasejustbenormalforasecond?正常？Normal?我只是覺得如果你是個女孩那會輕松一些Ijustthinkit'dbeeasierifyouwereagirl.做女孩更輕松？你太搞笑了Easiertobeagirl?You'rehilarious.我是說如果你看起來像人類會輕松一些Imean,easierifyoulookhuman.誰會輕松一些？Easierforwho?你啊很多人不像我這么包容Foryou.Alotofpeoplearenrtasacceptingasme.嗯？Mm-hmm?你是怎么變成這樣的？Howdidyougetlikethis?怎么變得這么王炸的？What?Youmeanawesome?不你是怎么…我只想搞清楚我在跟誰合作No,howdoyou—I'mjusttryingtounderstandwhatI'mworkingwithhere.我是妮莫娜I'mNimona.這什么都解釋不了Thatexplainsliterallynothing.沒錯你說得對No,you'reright.我應該給你一個更好的解釋Youdeserveabetterexplanationthanthat.當時我還是個孩子Iwasjustakid.天真可愛的小女孩Cute,little,innocentme.我在樹林里玩耍Iwasplayinginthewoods,追逐飛翔的鳥游泳的魚followingthebirdsflyingandthefishswimming蹦蹦跳跳的小鹿andthedeerbounding.它們在一起顯得如此快樂Theyalllookedsohappytogether,而我…butI...我孤零零的Iwasalone.就在那時That'swhenIheardit...-我聽見有歌♥聲召喚我...asong,callingme,把我?guī)У揭豢谠S愿井前l(fā)eadingmetoawishingwell.-許愿井？你怎么知道那不是普通的井？Howdidyouknowitwasn*tjustaregularwell??你想替我講故事嗎？一對抱歉請繼續(xù)Doyouwannatellmystoryforme?-Right.Sorry.Goon.當我慢慢靠近那口井時WithBallisterjoiningtheranks,forthefirsttimeinhistory,我們的安全將掌握在一個平民的手上oursafetywillbeputinthehandsofacommoner.我感覺不安全Idon'tfeelsafe.這不是葛蘿絲想要的ItrsnotwhatGlorethwanted.但愿女王知道自己在做什么Ugh.Ireallyhopethequeenknowswhatshe'sdoing.所以今晚只剩下一個問題Sotonight,onlyonequestionremains.王國會接受這個有可能不夠格的騎士嗎？Willthekingdomacceptthisknightwhomightnotberight?（他配嗎？）王國會接受這個有可能不夠格的騎士嗎？Willthekingdomacceptthisknightwhomightnotberight?行了Allright.巴利斯特會在他人生中最重要的日子悶悶不樂嗎？AaandwillBallisterbebroodyonthebiggestdayofhislife?我沒有悶悶不樂我只是…我在思考I'mnotbrooding.Tmjust-I'mthinking.Thisismythinkingface.這是我思考的表情嘿思考的表情看著我Hey,ThinkyFace.Lookatme.你比我們任何人都更優(yōu)秀也更努力Youwerebetterandworkedharderthanallofus.你要成為騎士了巴爾You'regonnabeaknight,Bal.好吧Okay,okay,okay.但萬一他們還是討厭我呢？Butwhatiftheystillhateme?沒有人會討厭王國的英雄Noonehatesaherooftherealm.他們會爰你的They*regonnaloveyou.像我一樣LikeIdo.先生們女士們Mylordsandladies,AsIslowlyapproachedthewell,手中神奇地出現(xiàn)了一枚硬幣acoinappearedinthepalmofmyhandasifbymagic.我知道我該怎么做AndIknewwhatIhadtodo.我鼓起勇氣攥緊那枚硬幣Isummonedmycourage,heldthecointight,把它扔進井里同時許了一個愿threwitintothewell,andmadeawish.希望有一天我會被困在一列地鐵上Awishtoonedaybetrappedonasubway跟一個緊張兮兮的騎土在一起他還問我一堆土老帽的問題withanuptightknightaskingmesmall-mindedquestions.那塊披薩還在嗎？Doyoustillhavethatpizza?集市站到了一NowarrivingatMarketStation.酷我們到了Cool,we'rehere.你的朋友也到了Andsoareyourfriends他看到我們了嗎？Doyouthinkhesawus?看到了Yes.上!Go,go,go!-上！-左邊Move!-Ontheleft.?安全?安全Clear.-Clear.?安全?快!Clear.-Moving!這是什么情況？WhatinthenameofGloreth?小鯨魚Tinywhale.Whoa!戈登羅恩見到你變形了嗎？DidGoldenloinseeyoudothething?不是吧？那家伙砍斷了你的胳膊你還擔心被他見到你跟我在一起Seriously?Thatguycutoffyourarm,andyou'reworriedaboutbeingseenwithme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kingthistoAmbrosius.?誰…在乎？-安布羅…Whocares?-Ambro-他砍斷了你的胳膊這可不是表達愛的方式！Thisisthemanwhocutoffyourarm.Arm-choppingisnotalovelanguage!他不是砍斷我的胳膊他是在解除一件武器Hedidn'tcutoffmyarm.Hedisarmedaweapon.我們受的訓練就是這樣It'showweweretrained.哇！Wow!他們對你洗♥腦♥洗得真徹底Theybrainwashedyougood.你以為只有院長參與其中嗎？YouthinkthisstopswiththeDirector?現(xiàn)在你應該質疑一切Youshouldbe