荊軻刺秦王(英文版)話劇

Themanwantstokilltheking旁白：Long,longago,itwasWarringStatesPeriod,thewaramongdifferentcountriesseemedendless.Everykingorministertriedtofindsomesupermentoworkforthem——tobethekillingtoolsfortheirpoliticalpurposes.Astimewentby,itwasbecomingafashiontofeedsomegoodmenathome……Thisisacrazyworld.Inthecrazyworld,therearethecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybythecrazyway.第一幕：Conspire(密謀)太子丹:(上，嘆氣）YingZheng,thatbadguy,treatsmeevenworsethanbefore.Resortstolotsofpersonsinhishand,henevercaresaboutme---themostsensibleprinceunderthesun.Recently,hehasgotmuchmorecitiesfrommyhands.HowcanIliveifthesethingshappenagain(急)。Hey!!Imustthinkoutagoodidea.ImustmakehimknowwhoIam.(向幕里大叫)Whereismyminister?(大臣阿三上)Indeed,tellmewhatshallwedonow?阿三:（畢恭畢敬）Justkeepcalm,please!Letmesee!（盤坐在地,兩手在頭上畫畫如一休）（旁外音：當當當，砰?。。ò⑷穑㎡k,Igetone,wecansentaherotoputYingZhengto~~~（作殺狀）Then,allthebeauties,jewelriesandcitiesinQingisours~~~（淫笑）太子與阿三作流口水狀.太子：Ha,ha~~~.Goodidea,Goodidea!Butdoyouthinkwhowecansent?阿三：Ihavethoughtaboutit,wecansendXiMenChuiXue.Heistravelinginourcountrythesedays.Ithinkwecan’tlosethechance.Wemustemployhimquickly.太子：Well,dealwiththethingsassoonaspossible.第二幕：tournament(比武)西門吹雪（上臺，擺出一幅酷式，手一張，一條紙帶隨風而下）西門吹雪（XiMenChuiXue）Height:190cmFavoritedoing:chattingWarpower:endlessFavoritecolor:blackWeaponry:longswordFavoritedrinks:beerTypeofblood:OFavoriteidol:XiaoYanzi,MaoZedongTodayIcamehereforthefighting,whoistheunwanted-lifeguy.Standout.荊軻（抖嗦而上）站在一邊，不敢出大氣。旁白：Competitionbegins.荊軻:（帶劍沖向西門吹雪，半途停?。〢reyoureallyXiMenChuiXue?西門吹雪：Justcomeon.荊軻：（又沖，停在西門吹雪面前）AreyousureyouarereallytheXiMenChuiXueinthestory?西門吹雪：（不耐煩）whataboringman!Howdareyouaskmesuchastupidquestion?荊軻:（環(huán)視四周見無一人，便跪在西門吹雪面前，大哭）Myhero,Iadmireyoujustliketheyellowriver,neverendless.Ihaveeighty-year-oldmotherup,three-year-oldboydown.Pleasedon’tkillme.Givemethelife,please!西門吹雪:（大怒）IthoughtJingkeisahero.Butyoubegforlife.HowcanIforgiveyou?Givemeyourlife.(舉劍刺向荊軻，忽然，捂住自己的肚子，自語)MaybeIatetoomuchthismorning,Maybethereissomethingwrongwiththerice.(抬頭)whereisthetoilet?荊軻：T-o-i-l-e-t-?西門吹雪：WC.荊軻：W-C-?西門吹雪：（急）茅廁！！Areyouhappytohearsuchrudewords?荊軻：Iknow,Iknow.Turnleft,leftandleft.西門吹雪下。秦王（不煩）：What’sthegoodthings，quickly！荊柯獻圖，圖窮匕首見，荊柯舉刀刺秦，（旁白：GoGoGoOnlyOnly響起）秦王摔倒，轉(zhuǎn)身逃跑，其他人抱頭趴在地上。兩個人圍著大臣兜圈，過了一會兒……大臣甲喊道：“MrKing,drinkthemilkquickly!”扔了一奶壺，秦王接住，咂了一下，頓時，力大無比，立刻將荊柯打倒在地。秦王:Superrubbish,howdareyoukillme?荊柯:I'msorryI'mwrongButtheprinceofYantoldmeto。Pleaseforgiveme!秦王：Youwillneverliveagain.Whatwouldyouliketosay?荊柯：Mylovelylady，Oncetherewasatruestloveputbeforemyeyes,butIdidn'tcherishit.Onlyafterlosingit.Ifoundmyselfregretting.Nopainsintheworldcomesnearthis,ifGodCouldgivemeanotherchance,Iwouldsaytothegirl“Iloveyou!“Iftherehadtobealimitoftimebeforetheendoflove.Ihopeitwouldbetenthousandyears.秦王（吼道）：Soldierscarryoutandputthepigheadonthewall!!第五幕：Escape（逃跑）二個衛(wèi)兵拖著荊柯上，（手腳以被綁）將荊柯扔到一邊。二人氣喘吁吁，甲搜身。衛(wèi)兵甲：Badluck.Hehasnomoney.衛(wèi)兵乙：Money?Youarejoking!Ihavesearchedallhisbody,justtwosocks.衛(wèi)兵甲:What?Twosocks?衛(wèi)兵乙:Nothing.Nothing.(回頭)Toodangerous.衛(wèi)兵甲:Putthesocksout！衛(wèi)兵乙極不情愿，拿出了一雙大小不一的襪子衛(wèi)兵甲看了看，比了比。將長的裝進了自己兜里，短的扔給了衛(wèi)兵乙。衛(wèi)兵乙：Toobrazen.(兩人互看)衛(wèi)兵甲：Oh,no.It’sfair.荊柯（抬起頭）：Iwillgiveyoumuchmoremoneyifyousetmefree.二衛(wèi)兵：Really?Whereisthemoney?荊柯指了指腳上的繩子。二衛(wèi)兵會意，解開了繩子。荊柯：Mybrothers,Ihaveagoodidea.Ifyoudoit,youwillgetlotsofmoney.二衛(wèi)兵：Oh,pleasetellittous!荊柯:Youcantieanotherpersoninsteadofmetoputtodeath.Onlythekingrecognizesmebuthewon’twatchmydeath.Sonoonewillfindoutthesecret.二衛(wèi)兵：Goodidea!(豎指)荊柯去一邊的樹林里，拿出兩袋錢，扔給二衛(wèi)兵便大步而去。二衛(wèi)兵正指著錢，忽衛(wèi)兵丙上。二衛(wèi)兵（雙目相視，大笑，同聲）：Good