老友記第十季第五集中英分句對(duì)照劇本

Youknow,I'mthinkingaboutlettingEmmahaveherfirstcookie.我琢磨著該給愛(ài)碼吃第一塊餅干了Herfirstcookie?Shehascookiesallthetime.第一塊？她常吃餅干I'venevergivenheracookie.我沒(méi)喂過(guò)她餅干-Haveyou?-No.-你給她了？-沒(méi)有！No.Andfortherecord,I'vealsonevergivenherfrostingfromacan.另外，我也沒(méi)從罐子里拿糖給她。Hey,Rach,theadoptionagencyneedslettersofrecommendation..瑞秋，領(lǐng)養(yǎng)中心要我們交一份推薦信。andwewonderedifyouwouldwriteoneforus?你愿意幫我們寫(xiě)一封嗎？-Ofcourse.Iwouldbehonored.-Thankyou.-樂(lè)意效勞，我的榮幸-謝謝Ithinkthere'sbeenanoversight.怎么不找我？Wewouldhaveaskedyou.Wethoughtyouwouldn'tbeinterested.喬，我們本想找你，但又覺(jué)得你可能沒(méi)興趣It'sjustthatwedon'tthinkofyouasreallybeingsomuchwiththewords.我們覺(jué)得你可能不擅長(zhǎng)跟文字打交道Clearly,wewerewrong.看樣子我們錯(cuò)了Igotalotofnicestufftosayaboutyouguys,okay?對(duì)于你們二位，我有很多好話可寫(xiě)Iknowhowmuchyouwanttohaveababy..而且我也非常清楚你們多想要個(gè)BBandIwouldlovetohelpyougetone.我很想幫你們Youknowwhat?Thenwewantyoutodoit.好吧，喬，你來(lái)寫(xiě)Thankyou.Allright.LetmeseehowI'mgonnastart.謝，我想想怎么開(kāi)頭。"DearBabyAdoptionDeciderPeople.."親愛(ài)的嬰孩領(lǐng)養(yǎng)權(quán)決定人：Soexcitedaboutyourletter.迫不及待想看你寫(xiě)的推薦信。-Hey.-Hey,Phoebe.-嘿！-嘿！菲比！-Wow,don'tyoulooknice.-Yes,Ido.-你可真好看！-沒(méi)錯(cuò)，是很美Today'sMikeandmyone-yearanniversary.今天邁克和我慶祝一周年。What'sittheanniversaryof?啥的周年？Yourfirstdate,yourfirstkiss,firsttimeyouhadsex?第一次親吻？第一次上床？Yeah.對(duì)。Soyoumustbegoingsomewherefancytocelebrate.你們會(huì)去好地方隆重慶祝？AKnicksgame.看尼克斯隊(duì)籃球比賽。Aren'tyoualittleoverdressed?你好象穿得過(guò)于隆重？I'veneverhadaone-yearanniversarybefore..我從未和哪個(gè)男人有過(guò)一周年。sonomatterwherewego,I'mwearingsomethingfancy..所以不管去哪里慶祝，我一定要盛裝打扮I'mgonnaputonmyfinestjewelry..帶最好的珠寶andwe'regonnahavesexinapublicrestroom.還要在公共洗手間嘿咻。Youguysdothat?是嗎？Chandlerwon'tevenhavesexinourbathroom.錢(qián)德連在我家洗手間嘿咻也不肯That'swherepeoplemakenumbertwo.洗手間是尿尿的地方！So,youknow,Ihavealittletimeifyouwantto..我有點(diǎn)時(shí)間，你想不想I'dloveto,butIreallyhavetogradethesepapers.好想，但是要給卷子評(píng)分Fine.It'sfine.好，那好吧I'lljustshowerbymyself.那我就自己去洗澡B,B,B,B,B“乙”、"乙"……YougaveaBtoaPotteryBarncatalog.你給陶器目錄也打了個(gè)"乙"Well,ithadsomegoodideas.Takeoffyourshirt.他們表現(xiàn)尚可。脫衣服吧-Damnit.-Rachel,openup!It'syoursister!-該死！-開(kāi)門(mén)，瑞秋，你妹妹來(lái)了。Ihavetotalktoyou.我要談?wù)凥i,Amy.嗨！艾米.-You'renotRachel.-Stillsharpasatack.-你才不是瑞秋-牙尖嘴利Charlie,thisisRachel'ssisterAmy.Amy,thisisCharlie.查理，這是瑞秋的妹妹艾米。艾米，這是查理。-Hi.Nicetomeetyou.-Hi,hi.-很高興認(rèn)識(shí)你-嗨！Andyouare?你是？Ross?Igrewuponyourblock?羅斯，以前跟你們住一個(gè)街區(qū)WehadThanksgivingtogetherlastyear?去年我們一起吃感恩節(jié)大餐Ihadababywithyoursister?我和你姐生了個(gè)孩子No.I..不，我…DidIbuyafalafelfromyouyesterday?昨天我從你那兒買(mǎi)了中東三明治？Yes.Yes,youdid.沒(méi)錯(cuò)Hi,Rachel.Here'syoursisterAmy.瑞秋，你妹妹艾米來(lái)了。ShethinksIneedpecimplants.她說(shuō)我應(yīng)該胸肌整形Amy?Hi.艾米？嗨！-YourememberJoey.-Yeah.Hey,sure.-記得喬伊嗎？-當(dāng)然-TheDaysofourLivesguy.-That'sright,yeah.-《光輝歲月》里的演員-對(duì)！Youarenotgood.你演得真濫Alwaysnicetomeetafan.見(jiàn)到影迷總是高興-So,now,whatareyoudoinghere?-Well,Ihavehugenews.-你來(lái)干嘛？-我有大新聞-Holdon.Letmecheckonthebaby.-Thisisimportant.Can'tEllawait?-抱歉，先看看孩子-我有很重要的事，愛(ài)拉不能等等？HernameisEmma.她名叫“愛(ài)瑪”Whydidyouchangeit?Ellawassomuchprettier.干嘛改名呀？愛(ài)拉好聽(tīng)多了！WhatdoIknow?IjustsellMiddleEasternfoodfromacart.我哪曉得，我只是推著小車(chē)賣(mài)中東小吃的罷了Hey,yourEnglishisgettingbetter.你英文有長(zhǎng)進(jìn)-Oh,myGod.-Iknow.-天！-對(duì)。ShemaybethehottestgirlI'veeverhated.她可能是我恨過(guò)的最辣的女孩-Whatyouworkingon?-MonicaandChandler'srecommendation.-你干嘛？-莫妮和錢(qián)德的推薦信Iwantittosoundsmart,butIdon'tknowanybigwordsoranything.我想讓文字透著機(jī)靈勁但深?yuàn)W的詞我又不會(huì)-Whydon'tyouuseyourthesaurus?-WhatdidIjustsay?-那你試試"詞典"-我剛說(shuō)了深?yuàn)W的不會(huì)Watch.看著Here,highlightthewordyouwanttochange,gounder"tools"..選中想改的詞andthethesaurusgenerates..Gives.在工具條找到"詞典"激活Givesawholelistofchoices.“給出”供選詞語(yǔ)表。Youcanpickthewordthatsoundssmartest.選一個(gè)更有學(xué)問(wèn)的詞，就行了MyGod,that'sgreat.I'msmart.太好了！我變機(jī)靈了！No,no,I'm:不，我變得"Brainy,bright,clever."Ilovethisthing!“才華橫溢”、“聰明伶俐”我愛(ài)這軟件Lookout,ladies!JoeyTribbiani'sgotthewholepackage!各位，崔喬伊重裝上陣了！God..天！sobeautiful.美極了！Iknow,isn'tshe?是啊，她好可愛(ài)No,Iwastalkingaboutyourbedding.不，我是說(shuō)你的毯子Allright,what'syournews,Amy?艾米，啥新聞？Well..呃…I'mgettingmarried.我要結(jié)婚了Wow!Oh,myGod!天！-Towho?-Thisguy.-和誰(shuí)結(jié)婚？-一個(gè)男人Hehasakillerapartment.他的房子太爽了-And..?-Andit'sonFifth.-還有呢？-在第五大道Andtheelevatoropensuprightintothelivingroom.電梯開(kāi)門(mén)就到起居室-No,what'shelike?-Oh,he'sokay.-他人如何？-他還行DoyouremembermyoldboyfriendMark?還記得我以前的男朋友馬克嗎？-Yeah.-It'shisdad.-記得-我要嫁他爹-Wow,sohe'sgottabe..-Old?Yeah.-那他可…-太老了?對(duì)Buthetravelsalot,sohe'shardlyeverthere.但他常常旅行，不怎么呆在家Sweetie,Igottatellyou,itsoundsalittlebitlike..你好象更喜歡他的房子youliketheapartmentmorethanyoulike..勝過(guò)...？Myron.馬瑞.Yeah,Itoldyouhewasold.說(shuō)過(guò)他年紀(jì)大嘛Sitdown.Sitdown.坐下Honey,youknow..寶貝，你知道嗎IoncealsoalmostmarriedsomebodythatIdidn'tlove.我也曾差一點(diǎn)嫁個(gè)我不愛(ài)的人-DoyourememberBarry?-Rememberhim?-記得巴瑞嗎？-記得？God,weusedtomakeoutallthetimeafteryouwenttosleep.你睡了以后我們常一起鬼混Sometimesjustnoddingisokay.有時(shí)點(diǎn)頭回答就夠了Butanyway,listen.不管怎么樣，聽(tīng)著NotmarryingBarrywasthebestdecisionthatIever,evermade.不嫁巴瑞，是我一生最英明的決定Honey,Amy,youdeservetruelove.Yoursoulmateisouttheresomewhere.親愛(ài)的，你應(yīng)該得到真愛(ài)你的另一半就在某處Someonethatisyourage,thatissmart,thatisfun..一個(gè)同齡人，聰明而有趣，你也愛(ài)他andthatyoucareabout.在乎他You'reright.沒(méi)錯(cuò)。-You'reright.I'mgonnadoit.-Okay.-沒(méi)錯(cuò)。就這么干-好！I'mgonnamarryMyronandkeeplookingforMr.Right.我要嫁給馬瑞，再接著找我的另一半Okay,let'skeeptalking.接著說(shuō)吧Excuseme.Anniversary.請(qǐng)讓讓?zhuān)覀冞^(guò)周年Excuseme.Anniversary.請(qǐng)讓讓?zhuān)覀冞^(guò)周年Sir,couldyoumoveyournachos?They'reinmyseat.先生，請(qǐng)把玉米片挪挪這是我的位子It'smyanniversary.我們過(guò)周年Hereweare.一年了-Ican'tbelieveit'sbeenawholeyear.-Iknow.-真不敢相信-是啊Thishasbeenthebestyear..這是最好的一年-Thishasbeenthebestyearofmylife!-Metoo!-我一輩子最快樂(lè)的一年！-同感！IneverthoughtIcouldlovesomeonethismuch!從不知道會(huì)如此愛(ài)一個(gè)人！Ifeelthesameway!同感！You'resogenerousandkind,andyou'reamazinginbed!你慷慨又高尚，善良，床上又好厲害！It'souranniversary.我們?cè)趹c祝周年Knicksfans,pleaseturnyourattentiontothebigscreenonthescoreboard.尼克斯的球迷們，請(qǐng)看亮分牌大屏幕這邊。Someonehasaspecialquestiontoask.有人要問(wèn)一個(gè)很特別的問(wèn)題Howlame.It'ssotackyandimpersonal.老套！俗氣！丟人現(xiàn)眼！-Really?-It'stheworstwaytopropose.-?。?求婚下下策！Excuseme.失陪一下Ifinishedmyrecommendation.Here.請(qǐng)看我寫(xiě)的推薦信AndIthinkyou'llbevery,veryhappy.你們一定要快樂(lè)得不得了It'sthelongestIeverspentonacomputerwithoutlookingatporn.從來(lái)沒(méi)這么久盯著電腦，居然沒(méi)去看色情站的Idon'tunderstand.看不懂Someofthewordsalittletoosophisticatedforyou?有點(diǎn)太深?yuàn)W？Itdoesn'tmakeanysense.讀不順啊Well,ofcourseitdoes.It'ssmart.Iusedathesaurus.怎可能！我寫(xiě)得很有學(xué)問(wèn)的，我用的thesaurusOneveryword?每個(gè)詞都用？Yep.沒(méi)錯(cuò)Allright,whatwasthissentenceoriginally?這句話原本是啥意思？"Theyarewarm,nicepeoplewithbighearts."他們是熱心的好人Andthatbecame,"Theyarehumid,prepossessingHomosapiens..結(jié)果變成：他們是潮濕的給人好感的智人人類(lèi)withfull-sizedaorticpumps."具有標(biāo)準(zhǔn)尺寸的心臟大動(dòng)脈Yeah.Yeah.Andhey,Ireallymeanit,dude.我真心這么想Allright,Joey,Idon'tthinkwecanusethis.喬，恐怕我們不能用這封信-Whynot?-Well,becauseyousignedit:-為什么？-因?yàn)槟愕暮灻牵?BabyKangarooTribbiani."袋鼠寶寶：小崔（有一個(gè)卡通袋鼠形象叫喬伊）Whydon'tyoustopworryingaboutsoundingsmartandjustbeyourself.算了，你還是不要假裝有學(xué)問(wèn)就用你的本色來(lái)寫(xiě)怎么樣？Youdon'tneedathesaurus.Justwritefromhere.你不必用thesaurus，要用“心”寫(xiě)Yourfull-sizedaorticpump.讓它發(fā)自你的標(biāo)準(zhǔn)尺寸的心臟大動(dòng)脈？-Amy.Hi.-Itookyouradvice.-艾米！嗨！-我聽(tīng)了你的話-IleftMyron.-Goodforyou!-我跟馬瑞分手了。-太好了Iknow.I'mErinBrockovich.是啊，簡(jiǎn)直像電影女主角！Yes,youare.對(duì)。-I'msoproudofyou.-Thankyou.-以你為榮-謝謝SocanIstaywithyou?我能住你這里嗎？ButErinBrockovichhadherownhouse.電影女主角不是住她自己家嗎？Lookwho'sback.看誰(shuí)又來(lái)啦Whydoyouhavebags?Whydoesshehavebags?你怎么帶行李？她為什么帶行李？I'mstayingwithyouguys.我要和你們住一塊了-What?-We'regonnaberoomies!-什么？-我們是同居室友了！Comeon.來(lái)。-Yousleptouthere?-Yeah.-你睡在外面？-是啊！Amykeptkickingmeinhersleep,yelling,"Myron,getoff!"她夢(mèng)中把我踢出來(lái)還叫囂什么：馬瑞，滾出去！Butwe'regettingridofher,right?Pleasetellmewe'regettingridofher?我們會(huì)把她趕走對(duì)吧？答應(yīng)我，趕走她-Joey,Ican'tdothat.-Oh,comeon.-我下不了手，喬-噢,不會(huì)吧.LastnightIwasfinishingoffapizza,andshesaid:昨晚我剛吃完一半披薩，她就說(shuō)"Amomentonthelips,foreveronthehips."嘴上爽一把，屁股胖一生Idon'tneedthatkindoftalkinmyhouse!在我家不許說(shuō)這種話！Joey,look,Iknowthatshe'sdifficult..喬，我知道她難相處butIthinkit'sreallygoodthatshe'shere.但她來(lái)這里也不錯(cuò)Becausewe'llappreciateitmorewhenshe'sgone?這樣她滾蛋后我們才能更歡喜？No,it'sjust..Look,whenIfirstmovedtothiscity,Iwasalotlikeher.我剛搬來(lái)還不是一樣Iwasspoiled,self-centered.Andyouguysreallytookcareofme.被慣壞，自我中心你們幾個(gè)卻照顧我Yeah.Monicamadeus.莫妮強(qiáng)迫我們來(lái)著Well,whatever.Ireallyappreciateit..不管怎樣我都很感激becauseIdon'tthinkIwouldbethepersonIamtoday..如果沒(méi)有你們ifitwasn'tforyouguys.也就沒(méi)有現(xiàn)在的我SoIwanttohelpAmythewayyouguyshelpedme.我想幫幫艾米，就像你們幫我那樣AndIknowit'sgonnatakepatience,butthat'sokay.我知道這需要極大的耐性，我可以-Goodmorning.-Yeah.-早-早That'swhatI'mwearingtoday.That'swhyIhungitonthedoor.艾米，那是我今天要穿的衣服所以我才掛在門(mén)上。Oh,sweetie,youcan'tpullthisoff.寶貝，你總不能給我扒下來(lái)Youknowwhat?Iwasthinkingthatmaybenowwouldbeagoodtime..你知道嗎，現(xiàn)在我們也許應(yīng)當(dāng)坐下來(lái)forustositdownand,youknow,talkaboutyourfuture.好好談?wù)勀愕膶?lái)Oh,Ican't,honey.I'mgonnagogetmyeyebrowsshaped.我沒(méi)空，我要去修眉Iamnothappy.這樣的眉毛像哭喪著臉Sureyouwanttoeatthat?你真要吃剩下的一半？I'mcurvyandIlikeit!我就是想增加曲線美，我喜歡！-Hi.-Hi.-嗨！-嗨！Ijusthadtheworstanniversaryever.最爛的周年慶！Idoubtthat.Tellheraboutuslastyear.才不是呢莫妮，給她講講我們?nèi)ツ暝趺催^(guò)的周年Well,IboughtChandlera$500watch,andhewrotemearapsong.我給錢(qián)德買(mǎi)了500圓一只表。而他，給我寫(xiě)了首饒舌歌。-Seriously?-Word.-真的？-是..Minewasworsethanthat.我的比你還遜-Well,whathappened?-Wewereatthegame.-怎么啦？-球賽時(shí)Thisguyproposedtohisgirlfriendonthebigscreenthing.有人在大屏幕上求婚-Thatissotacky.-Well,that'swhatIsaid.-老套！-我也是那么說(shuō)ButitturnsoutMikewasplanningtoproposetomethatsamewaylastnight.結(jié)果呢，原來(lái)邁克昨晚上就想用這種方式向我求婚！Oh,myGod.Mikewasgonnapropose?天，邁克要求婚？-That'shuge.-Doyouwanttomarryhim?-大件事！-你想嫁他嗎？Yeah,Ireallydo.Yes.當(dāng)然想啦！ButafterIdumpedonthewayhewasgonnadoit..結(jié)果我那句話把他堵回去了Idon'tthinkhe'lleveraskagain.IsaidnoinBarbados,andnowthis?我想他一輩子都不會(huì)求婚了。在巴貝多斯我拒絕過(guò)他一次了，現(xiàn)在又She'sright.IfIwereaguyand..沒(méi)錯(cuò)。如果我是男人DidIjustsay,"IfIwereaguy"?我剛才是不是說(shuō)：如果我是男人？Youdon'tneedhimtoproposetoyou.Maybeyoucouldproposetohim.別等他求婚了，主動(dòng)出擊吧Oh,Idon'tknow.Idon'tknow.Isn'tthatalittledesperate?哦，不知道，我又不是想嫁想瘋了IproposedtoChandler.我向錢(qián)德求的婚Allright,movingon.好吧，就算是Idon'tthinkitwasdesperate.Itwasamazing.我不覺(jué)得你想嫁想瘋了，我覺(jué)得你很棒Thankyou.謝謝。-Well,doyouthinkIshouldpropose?-Ithinkitcouldbekindofgreat.-你們都認(rèn)為我該求婚？-那一定很棒Absolutely.You'lllovethefeeling.There'snothinglikeit.當(dāng)然！世上再?zèng)]有比求婚更美妙的感覺(jué)了！Okay.Okay.SohowshouldIdoit?好，就這么干Howaboutatagameonthebigscreen?在球賽的大屏幕上告白HowaboutataFootLocker?更老套的求婚方式如何？What?What,heobviouslythinksthat'sanicewaytobeproposedto.他既然選擇過(guò)大屏幕求婚，可見(jiàn)他能接受這種方式-Plus,he'dneversuspectit.-Yeah,thatdoesmakesense.-而且他也不會(huì)起疑心-有理-Okay,now,wouldyoutwolikethat?-Soundsgoodtome.-你們會(huì)喜歡嗎？-我喜歡Butwhatwouldaguythink?不過(guò)男性會(huì)怎么想？-Nana'sonthephone.-Wow.-奶奶電話-哇！That'sinteresting,sinceshediedsevenyearsago.有趣，她七年前就死了Shedid?是嗎？WhogothercondoinBoca?那她在博卡的房子歸誰(shuí)了？Hello?喂It'sournanny.是我們的保姆Hi.喂Oh,God,Ihopeyoufeelbetter.Okay.Bye.是嗎，希望你早點(diǎn)康復(fù)。再見(jiàn)That'sMolly.She'ssick.是茉莉，她病了-CanyouwatchEmmatoday?-Ican't.Ihaveback-to-backclasses.-今天你看孩子可以嗎-不行，我要連堂上課DidMollysaywhatshehad?Becausemythroat'sbeenhurting.莫麗說(shuō)她生什么??？我的喉嚨也不舒服Menstrualcramps.痛經(jīng)Idon'tthinkthat'swhatthisis.我可能不是這毛病-CananyofyouwatchEmma?-No,I'msorry,sweetie.-你們幫忙看著愛(ài)瑪成嗎？-抱歉，親愛(ài)的No,I'vegotwork,andthenI'mproposing.我要上班，還要求婚Great.Shoot.WhatamIgonnado?那怎么辦Well,Icoulddoit.我可以幫手-Well,actually..-CanItalktoyouforasecond?-好-談?wù)?？Idonotwantherbabysittingourchild.我不贊成。-Whynot?-Foronething,shekeepscallingherElla.-為啥？-首先，她老是把我們的孩子喊成“愛(ài)拉”-Ella'sanicename.-Fine,we'llcallthenextoneElla.-這名字也不錯(cuò)嘛-好，下一胎叫"愛(ài)拉"-Thenextone?-Okay.-下一胎？-好Idon'twantherwatchingourbaby.我不贊成她幫我們看孩子Ross,Iamtryingtohelpherbecomeabetterperson.我只是想改造她Thisisahugebreakthroughforher.這是個(gè)好機(jī)會(huì)Shejustofferedtodosomethingforanotherhumanbeing.可以教她為別人做點(diǎn)事Youknow,Idon'tknow.我不懂Ross,I'mtellingyou..羅斯，我是說(shuō)she'sgivingupgettinghereyebrowsshapedtodothis,allright?她寧愿犧牲修眉的時(shí)間看孩子Doyouunderstandhowimportantthatisinourworld?這件事對(duì)我們意義重大！Listen,Icouldn'thelpbutoverhear,becauseIwastryingto.我不小心聽(tīng)到你們的談話。因?yàn)槲蚁肼?tīng)Listen,letmedothis.Ireallywanttohelpyouguysout.就讓我?guī)Ш⒆影?，我真心想幫你們Andplus,Rachel'sbeensowonderfultome.而且，瑞秋對(duì)我太好了-Absolutely.-Oh,great!-好！-太好了!Sohowmuchdoesitpay?付多少工錢(qián)？How'stheseconddraftofthelettercoming?喬，二稿如何？Great.I'mfinished.Infact,Ijustdroppeditoffattheagency.殺青了，交了-Youdroppeditoff?-Yeah.-交了？-是啊。Canwereadit?Canyouprintoutanothercopy?我們能讀讀嗎？再打印一份給我們？Nocando,amigo.哎呀，恐怕不行，No,Ididn'tusethecomputer.Itfeltmorepersonaltohandwriteit.沒(méi)用電腦，手寫(xiě)的，顯得更親切-Youhandwroteit?-Yeah,anddon'tworry.-還手寫(xiě)？-別擔(dān)心Ididn'ttrytosoundsmartatall.我根本沒(méi)有裝老練Seeyoulater.再見(jiàn)Oh,myGod.Oh,myGod.Thatletterisgonnagoinourfile.天，信快寄到了。We'renevergonnagetakid.我們沒(méi)指望了We'regonnabeoneofthoseoldcouples..我們會(huì)孤獨(dú)終老thatcollectsorchidsorhasalotofbirds.養(yǎng)花弄鳥(niǎo)It'sokay.Youknowwhat?別急Iwilljustcalltheagencyandtellthemtothrowouttheletter.我打電話給領(lǐng)養(yǎng)中心請(qǐng)他們?nèi)拥裟欠庑臤kay,good.好。Hello,thisisChandlerBing.喂，我是錢(qián)德賓Someonejustdroppedoffahandwrittenrecommendationletterand..有人手寫(xiě)了一封推薦信Okay.對(duì)，對(duì)，好Thankyou.Goodbye.謝謝，再見(jiàn)We'rescrewed,aren'twe?我們完蛋了，知道嗎Youknowwhat?Justtellmeonthewaytothebirdstore.先去買(mǎi)鳥(niǎo)，路上說(shuō)給我聽(tīng)-Theylovedit.-What?-他們喜歡那封信-什么？Theythoughtitwasverysmartofustohaveachildwritetheletter.他們說(shuō)我們很聰明，叫個(gè)小孩寫(xiě)推薦信TheythoughtJoeywasachild?他們以為喬伊是小孩？Sheguessed8,9,basedonhisdrawings.他們看了他的畫(huà)，以為他只八九歲-Hi.-Hey,what'dyouguysdotoday?-嗨！-嗨！你們今天干嘛了？Ellawantedtogoout,sowewentshoppingandgotsomesushi.愛(ài)拉想上街，所以我們?nèi)ベ?gòu)物還買(mǎi)了壽司-Thatsoundslikefun.-Yeah,notreally.-有趣-也不是啦Babiesaredull.BB很無(wú)趣-Hey.Hi,how'smygirl?-I'mfine.-我家妹妹怎樣了？-我很好AndIgotyouapresentforlettingmestaywithyou.我給你買(mǎi)了禮物，謝你留我住-Ready?-Yeah.-準(zhǔn)備好了？-嗯！Youpiercedherears?你給她穿了耳洞？Doesn'titmakehernoselooksmaller?她的鼻子看來(lái)小點(diǎn)了嗎？Youpiercedherears?你給她穿了耳洞？Howcouldyoudothiswithouttellingme?竟然不征求我同意？IfIhadtoldyou,thenitwouldn'thavebeenasurprise,nowwouldit?我若先告訴你，就不是驚喜了Ithinkshelookscute.我想她看來(lái)很可愛(ài)ButIamwrong.但我錯(cuò)了Oh,myGod.Oh,myGod.HerecomesRoss.He'sgonnaflipout.天，羅斯會(huì)發(fā)飚的Why,didsomethinghappentohisfalafelcart?中東女孩不能穿耳洞嗎？-Hey,guys.-Ross!-嗨，各位！.-羅斯！Hi,Emma.Whyisshewearingherhatsolow?嗨，愛(ài)瑪。她的帽子干嘛壓這么低？-Shecanbarelysee.-Idon'treallywanthertosee.-她都看不見(jiàn)了-人家不想她看見(jiàn)嘛Whynot?為啥？Becausetherearesomanyterriblesightsinthisworld.世界太可怕Likewar.OrthatthinginJoey'srefrigerator.Remember?有戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)，還有喬伊冰箱里那玩意兒Itwasinamilkcarton,butitlookedlikemeat?一只牛奶盒，但看來(lái)像塊肉Comehere.Comehere.快來(lái)，快來(lái)Theresheis.Hi.看她多乖-What?-Nothing.-怎么啦？-沒(méi)啥Hi.嗨！What..?什么?-Pleasetellmethoseareclip-ons!-Oh,they'rereal.-那是夾上去的？-是戴上的Didshedothistoher?是她干的？Itoldyouweshouldn'thaveleftEmmawithher!我早說(shuō)過(guò)不能把愛(ài)瑪交到她手上！Iknow,Iknow.Andyouwereright,Ross.我知道了！你說(shuō)得對(duì)Okay?Youaresoirresponsible!Iamneverlettingyoubabysitagain!你太不負(fù)責(zé)！絕不再讓你看孩子！Youknowwhat?Thiskidneedsme,oka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