英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯短一些范文

1、英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯短一些 民間笑話故事像神話小說(shuō)等民間文學(xué)一樣，是廣大勞動(dòng)人民在長(zhǎng)期的生產(chǎn)勞動(dòng)和與自然界作斗爭(zhēng)的過(guò)程中，以口頭形式創(chuàng)作和傳承的文學(xué)體裁。辦公室歐陽(yáng)老師整理了短一些的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!短一些的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇一愚蠢的問(wèn)題 stupid question dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, whats the time, please

2、? 丹在一個(gè)大城市的某個(gè)俱樂(lè)部當(dāng)守門(mén)人。每天都有數(shù)千人經(jīng)過(guò)他的門(mén)口，而且許多人都會(huì)停下來(lái)問(wèn)他:請(qǐng)問(wèn)現(xiàn)在幾點(diǎn)? after a few months, dan said to himself, im not going to answer all those stupid people any more. im going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here. then he did so. 幾個(gè)月后，丹想:我不想再回答這些蠢人提出的問(wèn)題了，我要去買(mǎi)一只大鐘，把它掛在這兒的墻上。于是他買(mǎi)了一只鐘，把它掛在了墻上。 now people

3、 arent going to stop and ask me the time, he thought happily. 現(xiàn)在人們總不會(huì)再停下來(lái)問(wèn)我時(shí)間了。他高興地想。 but after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked dan, is that clock right? 可是打那以后，每天仍有許多人停下來(lái)，看看鐘，然后問(wèn)丹:這鐘準(zhǔn)嗎?短一些的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇二clever bobby 聰明的博比 brown was very proud of his young son. once he w

4、as talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was. 布朗非常欣賞他的小兒子。一次他和一位客人聊他的兒子有多聰明。 布朗說(shuō)：他只有兩歲，就認(rèn)識(shí)所有的動(dòng)物了。他長(zhǎng)大一定會(huì)是一個(gè)出色的自然學(xué)家。來(lái)，我讓你看看。 the boy is only two years old, he said, and knows all animals. hes going to be a great naturalist. here, let me show you. 布朗說(shuō)：他只有兩歲，就認(rèn)識(shí)所有的動(dòng)物了。他長(zhǎng)大一定會(huì)是一個(gè)出色的自然學(xué)家

5、。來(lái)，我讓你看看。 he took a book of natural history from the bookshelf, placed bobby on his knee, opened the book and showed him a picture of a giraffe(長(zhǎng)頸鹿). 他從書(shū)架上拿下一本自然書(shū)，把博比抱到膝上，打開(kāi)書(shū)。指著一張長(zhǎng)頸鹿的畫(huà)片。 whats that, bobby? 博比，這是什么? horsey, said bobby. next of a tiger was shown, and bobby said, pussy. then brown show

6、ed bobby a picture of lion, and bobby said, doggy. and when a picture of a chimpanzee was shown, bobby said, daddy! 馬馬，博比回答。 他又指了一張老虎的畫(huà)片，博比回答說(shuō)：貓咪。 然后布朗又指了一張獅子的畫(huà)片，博比說(shuō)：狗狗。 他又指了一張黑猩猩的畫(huà)片，博比說(shuō)：爸爸!短一些的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇三a smart parrot 聰明的鸚鵡 a curious guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. there he sees a parrot wit

7、h a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to its right leg. he asks the owner the significance of the strings1. well, this is a highly trained parrot. if you pull the red string he speaks french; if you pull the green string he speaks german, replies the shop keeper. 有個(gè)人去寵物店買(mǎi)鸚鵡。在那里，他看見(jiàn)有只鸚鵡的左腿被紅線系住，右腿則被綠線系住。對(duì)此他感到不解，于是他問(wèn)該店的老板，老板回答說(shuō)：這只鸚鵡受過(guò)特殊的訓(xùn)練。如果拉紅線，它就講法語(yǔ)，拉綠線，它則講德語(yǔ)。 and what happens if i pull both the strings? our curious shopper inquires. 這個(gè)好奇的人接著問(wèn)，要是我兩條線都拉，會(huì)怎么樣呢? i fall off my perch2 you fool! screeches3 the parrot. 我就會(huì)掉下來(lái)了，你這個(gè)傻瓜!