三年級小學生英語閱讀能力提升之幽默故事

1、【篇一】One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, chick just got out of its egg shell.一天，老師帶學生到養(yǎng)雞場參觀，當他們走近孵化器時，剛好一只小雞破殼而出。"It's wonderful to see a little egg shell, isn't it?" the teacher said.“看見一個小生命從蛋殼里出來，當他們走近孵化器時，剛thing

2、 come out from the?” 老師說。"Yes, sir." said one of the boys, " but it would be more wonderful if we knew how a chick gets in to its eggs hell before hand."“是的，老師。 ”一個男學生說， “可是，如果我們知道它是怎樣事先鉆進蛋殼里的那就更奇妙了?！盜'm Trying to Stop It"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is

3、 it infected?"“孩子，你為什么用棉花塞住耳朵 ?它感染了嗎?”"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."“沒有，老師?？墒悄阕蛱煺f你告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵里進，一個耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面?！薄?I'm sorry ， Madam， but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for

4、pulling your boy's tooth .”“對不起，夫人，為您孩子拔牙我要收取 20 美元。 ”“ Twenty d ollars! Why ， I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”“ 20 美元 ! 為什么?不是說好只要4 美元。 ”“ Yes ， but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，

5、把另外四個病人嚇跑了。 ”Teacher： Weall know that beat causes an object to expandan cold cauese it to contract.Now， can anyone give mea goodexample?老師： 我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理。現在， 誰給我舉個例子?John： Well ， in the summerthe days are long ， and in the winter the days are short.約翰：嗯，在夏天天都長，在冬天天都短。One day,a little m is playing by

6、the well.一天，有只小猴子在井邊玩兒。He looks in the well and shouts :它往井里一瞧，高喊道：“ Oh!My god!The moon has fallen into the well! ”“噢 ! 我的天 ! 月亮掉到井里頭啦! ”An older ms runs over, takes a look,and says,一只大猴子跑來一看說?！酒緼 bird was confined in a cage outside a window. She often sang at night when all other birds were aslee

7、p.Onenight a bat came. Heasked the bird why she was silent by day and sang only at night.The bird answered, “ Last year when I was singing in the daytime, a bird catcher heard my voice and caught mein his net.Since then I have never sung by day. ”The bat replied, "But it is useless to do this n

8、ow that you have become a prisoner." Then he flew away.金絲雀與蝙蝠掛在窗口籠里的金絲雀，經常在鳥兒睡著的夜里歌唱。一天晚上，蝙蝠來了，飛過來問她為什么白天安靜無聲，夜里卻要歌唱。金絲雀回答說： “去年我在白天唱歌時， 捕鳥人聽到我的歌聲抓住了我。從此，我再也不在白天唱歌了。”蝙蝠說： “你現在才懂得謹慎已沒用了， 你若在變?yōu)榍敉街熬投茫窃摱嗪醚? ”說完就飛走了。寓意 : 我們應該在危險發(fā)生之前就提高警覺，因為危險一旦發(fā)生，我們再怎樣小心也沒有用了【篇三】Early autumn in the pumpkin garden

9、, there came seven wide mice escaping from a big and terrifying cat. They rushed into green vines and leaves aplenty with big and round pumpkins.南瓜園的初秋，跑進了七只野老鼠，他們正在逃避一只可怕的大貓。 他們沖進了層層疊疊的綠色南瓜藤和南瓜葉，上面正結滿了又大又圓的南瓜。The prideful cat hunted around like a chicken with its head cut off in vain and finally le

10、ft in dismay.高傲的貓就像無頭蒼蠅一樣四處尋找但一無所獲，最后只好灰溜溜地走了。“ Hooray, we are safe now! ”“萬歲，我們現在安全了 ! ”When they came out, they were deeply attracted. The giant pumpkin leaves were as huge as the lotus leaves while the pumpkins were orange through a summer s sunlight.當他們出來時，被眼前的情景給深深地吸引了。大南瓜葉像荷葉一般大，而南瓜經過一個夏天的日照已呈

11、金*。The smallest mouse s nose jutted out and got very close to a pumpkin. He smelled with a smile:最小的一只老鼠伸出了鼻子，非常近地靠近一只南瓜，他聞了一下便笑了：“ Great, it s sweat! It must be the biggest pumpkin I ve ever seen. I am hungry now. I guess it must be better in my belly! ”“太棒了，好甜呀 ! 這肯定是我見過的的南瓜了! 我餓了，我猜它呆在我肚子里會比較好 !

12、”O(jiān)ther six mice were hungry to“ Running costs energy! ”另外六只老鼠也餓了：“逃跑消耗能量 ! ”They rushed to the pumpkin and bit holes with their shape teeth. They ate, ate and ate not only the delicious meat but also the seed. Finally they stopped eating and felt good for their full and round bellies.他們沖到那只南瓜前，用鋒利的牙

13、齒咬開洞洞。他們吃啊，吃啊， 吃啊， 不僅品嘗了美味的南瓜肉還有可口的南瓜籽。最后，他們的肚子變得滾圓滾圓才心滿意足地作罷!Then they burped and climbed out of the pumpkin. When they saw their great work, they all laughed:他們打著飽嗝從南瓜里爬出來，當看見自己偉大的作品時全都笑了：“ Aha, look, the pumpkin has holes here and there!”“啊哈，看呀，這南瓜已經千瘡百孔了 ! ”The smallest mousesuddenly had a good idea and shouted:“ Why not roll it as a pumpkin cart. It must be very interesting! ”最小的老鼠突然有了一個好主意便叫道