【關(guān)于搞笑的英語笑話帶翻譯觀賞】英語笑話帶翻譯

1、【關(guān)于搞笑的英語笑話帶翻譯觀賞】英語笑話帶翻譯 冷笑話是近幾年出現(xiàn)的一個新詞,也是一種出現(xiàn)在我們身邊的不行忽視的新的語言現(xiàn)象,它具有強大的生命力,一時間大紅大紫。整理了關(guān)于搞笑的英語笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀! 關(guān)于搞笑的英語笑話帶翻譯篇一 one real man 一個真正的男子漢 the ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. he had all the males in his kingdom broug

2、ht before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punished severely(嚴格地，嚴峻地). 古代有一個國王，他想證明他領(lǐng)土內(nèi)的男人并非像人們傳奇的那樣，受到老婆的管制。他把王國里全部的男人都召到跟前，警告說，哪個男人膽敢不說實話，就會受到嚴峻的懲處。 then he asked all the men who obeyed their wives directions and counsel(勸說，建議) to step to the left side of the hall. a

3、ll the men did so but one little man who moved to the right. 然后，他叫全部聽從妻子的指令和看法的男人都走向大廳的左側(cè)。全部的男人都站到了左側(cè)，只有一個小個子男人站到了右側(cè)。 its good to see, said the king, that we have one real man in the kingdom. tell these chickenhearted(膽小的) dunces(傻瓜) why you alone among them stand on the right side of the hall. 國王說：

4、看到我們國家里還有一個真正的男子漢，真是令人興奮。告知這些膽小的笨蛋，為什么在他們當中只有你一個人站在大廳的右側(cè)。 your majesty, came the reply in a squealing voice, it is because before i left home my wife told me to keep out of crowds. 陛下，那人尖聲地回答：由于在我出門之前，我老婆告知我不要扎堆。 關(guān)于搞笑的英語笑話帶翻譯篇二 clean glass 潔凈的杯子 joe and fred were helping to build a house in a villag

5、e. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches. 喬和佛瑞德在一個村子里幫忙蓋一間房子。天氣很溫和，處處都有很多灰塵。12點半的時候，他們覺得特別口渴，便停下來去吃午飯了。他們找到

6、最近的一家酒吧，走進去坐下吃他們的三明治。 good afternoon, gentlemen. what can i get you? the man behind the bar asked. 下午好，先生。你們想要點什么?柜臺后面的伺應問道。 joe looked at fred and said, beer, i think. yes, a pint of beer each. is that all right for you, fred? 喬看了看佛瑞德說：我想，啤酒吧。好，那就每人一品脫啤酒。這樣可以嗎，佛瑞德? yes, thats all right. fred said.

7、then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, and i want it in a clean glass! dont forget that. 好的，可以。佛瑞德說。然后他轉(zhuǎn)過去跟柜臺后面的侍應說：我要啤酒裝在一個潔凈的杯子里!別忘了。 the man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to joe and fred. then he said. which of you asked for the clean glass? 柜臺后面的侍應倒?jié)M杯子后，拿給喬和佛瑞德，接

8、著說：剛才哪一位要潔凈的杯子的? 關(guān)于搞笑的英語笑話帶翻譯篇三 doctor swift and the boy 斯威夫特博士與小廝 a wealthy old lady who lived near dr. swift used to send him presents occasionally by her servant. dr. swift took her presents but never gave the boy anything for his trouble. one day as swift was busy with his writing, the boy rushe

9、d into his room, knocked some books out of their place, threw his parcel on the desk and said, my mistress has sent you two of her rabbits. 在斯威夫特博士家四周，有一位富有的老婦人，她時常打發(fā)仆人給他送禮物。斯威夫特博士接受她的禮物，但從不給小廝任何答謝。一天，斯威夫特博士正忙著寫東西，小廝沖進了他的房間，把書一扒拉，將一個包裹扔在書桌上，說道：我的女仆人送給你兩只兔子。 swift turned round and said, my boy, that

10、is not the way to deliver your parcel(包裹) . now, you sit in my chair, watch my way of doing it and learn your lesson. 斯威夫特轉(zhuǎn)過身來說：孩子，包裹可不是這樣送法呀?，F(xiàn)在，你坐在我的椅子上，看看我是怎么送的，并要記取這個教訓。 the boy sat down. swift went out, knocked on his door and waited. the boy said, come in. the doctor entered, walked to his desk

11、 and said, if you please sir, my mistress sends her kind regards and hopes you will accept these rabbits which her son shot this morning in her fields. 小廝坐了下來，斯威夫特走出去，敲了敲門，等待回音。小廝說進來。博士進了門，走到桌旁說道：先生，我的女仆人向您致以親切的問候，并盼望您收下這些兔子，這是她兒子今日早晨在地里打的。 the boy answered, thank you, my boy, give your mistress and her son my thanks for their kindness and here is two shillings for yourself. 小廝回答說：感謝你，我的孩子。向你的女仆人和她的兒子致謝，感謝他們的關(guān)懷。這兩個先令是送給你本人的。 the doctor laughed, and after