2023年最新的英文小品短劇本 搞笑

1、第 PAGE6 頁 共 NUMPAGES6 頁2023年最新的英文小品短劇本 搞笑 文檔大全 ：英文小品短劇本 搞笑_英文小品搞笑劇本大全 英文小品短劇本 搞笑_英文小品搞笑劇本大全 小品是一種有趣的表演方式，大家喜歡看小品節(jié)目嗎？以下是小編精心準(zhǔn)備的英文小品搞笑劇本，大家可以參考以下內(nèi)容哦！ 四人搞笑英文小品劇本【1】 Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company. This day they are talking in the office. Ca: Bingo! I finally finish this cas

2、e. It is really tough! I have not slept well for almost a week. Wing: Me too .I always get so busy in this season. I have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep awake. Ci: Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very much. What do you think he will feel when he comes back to see our case

3、Ca:Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us a promotion. Wing: Come on, he is a devil, how could he do this to us Anyway, we should award ourselves for these days hard work! Ca: You are right. Lets pig out on junk food! Wing: I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my hometown

4、. I miss German food! Ca: so do I .how much I love French food! Ci: I have not eaten German or French food before. Do you have any recommendation Ca: If you visit France or go to a French restaurant, snails, cheese, and goose liver and red wine are the best choices.from Wing: You also cant miss the

5、famous German sausage, ham and blue checse Ci: They all sound yummy. But do you know what Chinese eat when they miss their families Wing Ca: No Ci: The answer is dumplings! Ca:Well ,I heard that before though I havent tasted . Wing: Can you make dumplings, CiCi Would you make some for us I have been

6、 longing for dumplings for a long time. Ci: Aha, it is as easy as a pie for me .what about coming to my house tonight We can make dumplings together. I will teach you how to cook it. Ca: Great! That is fantastic. Then it will be the first time to make and eat dumplings Wing: Very good idea! We could

7、 busy some basic ingredient at the supper market after work. Ci: Sure.We need flour, yeast, pork, cabbages, vinegar, sauce and ginger. (The three colleagues had their shopping and now they are in CiCis house) CiCiours some pour on the table and said:”Carrie, can you fetch some water here” Ca: sure,

8、here you are .what s next Ci:Ci:we have to mix the flour yeast and water together .be careful ,dont add too much water. Ca: Okay, Im kneeing the dough repentedly.it is becoming and softer Wing: Yeah, I am cutting the pork into many small pieces, and then I will add several spoons of oil in it .shall

9、 I blend them CiCi: Yes, make sure they blend well. A bit salt and a spoon of vinegar are needed, too. (an hour later) Ca: Yes, the dumplings are prepared .lets start! CiCi: Wait! I remember well that you all miss the food from your hometown.Look, what are these Ca: Wow! Cheese! Where did you get it

10、 And my favorite red wine. Wing: God. Those are sausage and ham, I cant believe it! CiCi: Haha, it is a big surprise, isnt it Now ,we are got all three countries food ready. Ca: So it is a complete big meal. Wing: An unforgettable banquet in my life. Lets cheers! Ca, Ci, Wing: Cheers! 英語搞笑小品劇本【2】 (O

11、riginal script) (William carry his bag to school) William: Today is my very first day at campus, I heard of campus is a ivory tower and full of joy, in there,I can broaden my horizon and follow my interest to making friends, especially the association of campus is a shinning view, look ,there is a h

12、ip-hop association, I will go there, follow me. Association : Howdy, guys, come here. Are you a freshman William: Yeah. Could you tell me something about your association Association：Of course. Firstly, let me ask you some questions. Do you want to show your talent (YES) Do you want to enrich your c

13、ampus life (YES) Do you want to be a star (YES) So, this is the stage what you want, well give you many chances to show your style. Come on, no hesitation. W: Okay, thats great, I will join you. Voice-over：A month later, William had come to know that he has a lot of things to do, he is confused ther

14、e. William: This is my homework, and this is my activity, which one I should choose Oh my god, who can help me Voice-over：At that time, the learning angel and the hip-hop fairy come to his mind at the same time. Learning Angel: To be or not to be, that is a question. Litter William, Shakespeare is c

15、alling you. This is the ocean of knowledge , the heaven of literature. Please take your book and come to my world. W: Okay, angel , wait me wait me. Voice-over: Suddenly, the hip-hop fairy is coming. Hip-pop fairy: Yo yo yo! Everybody! Push you hands up.(Singing)Buddy youre a boy make a big noise pl

16、aying in the street gonna be a big man someday, youve got the mud on your face, big disgrace, kicking your can all over the place. Singing, we will we will rock you. Singing, we will we will rock you. Whats boy Come with me, we have a big party. Hurry up! William: Wow, so cool, take me away.(leave h

17、is book on the floor) Learning Angel：No! Stop！ (Face to William)You cant do it. It is time to study. (Face to Hip-pop fairy)And you, who are you(The tone with provocation) Hip-pop fairy: Its none of your business, its time for fun, get out of his world, he should come with me. Learning Angel: No! Yo

18、u cant! Shut up! Hip-pop fairy: What What ( Disputing) William: All right all right. Calm down. calm down guys!We must have a talk! Learning Angel and Hip-hop fairy: Okayokay. (Calm down) William: (Face to Learning Angel)You, youre the important part of my life, I know I should pay more attention to

19、 you. But, you（Face to Hip-hop fairy）,without you, my life is not complete. (Face to audiences)Learning angel is my right hand, Hip-hop fairy is my left hand, you should get well alone with each other and work together, I need you to create my beautiful campus life. Learning Angel: Okay, William is right. Hip-hop fairy: Yes, I really think we should be friends.(shake hands) (Singing together) William: Theyre the girl on my mind and I know Im thinking of