功夫熊貓英文臺詞

功夫熊貓英文臺詞PO的夢境開場legendtellsofalegendarywarriorwhosekungfuskillwereastuffoflegend.hetraveledthelandinsearchofworthyfoesIseeyouliketochew,maybeyoushouldchewonmyfistthewarriorsaidnothingforhismouthwasfull.thenheswallowed,andthenhespoke:enoughtalklet'sfight.hewassodeadlyinfactthathisenemieswouldgoblindfromover-exposuretopureawesomeness!myeyes...he'stooawesomeandattractive...howcanwerepayyouthere'snochargeforawesomeness,orattrativeness.itmatterednothowmanyfoeshefaced,theywerenomatchforhisfoe-desity（實在找不出這個詞是啥，懷疑是FOE帶了個后綴，有知道的提醒我）.neverbeforehadapandabeensofeared,andsoloved，eventhemostheroticheroesinallofthechina-thefuriousfive，bowedinrespectofthisgreatmasterWeshallhangoutagreed！yeh...Buthangingoutwouldhavetowait,cozwhenyouarefacingatenthousanddemonsofdemonmountain,there'sonlyonethingthatitmatters,andthat's..POgetupyou'llbelateforworkwhat...2PO家里po,getupheypowhatareyoudoingupthereah..nothing..monkeymantiscranevipertigeress,roar~~po,let'sgo,you'relateforworkcoming...sorrydadsorrydoesn'tmakethenoodlesandwhatareyoudoingupthere,allthatnoiseohnothing,justhadacrazydreamaboutwhatuhwhatwereyoudreamingaboutwhatwasI,ahhh,Iwasdreamingaboutuhhhnoodles...noodlesyouwerereallydreamingaboutnoodlesuhyeh,whatelsewouldIbedreamingaboutthankyou~~...oh...carefulthatsoupis...sharpoh...happyday..mysonfinallyhavingthenoodledreamyoudon'tknowhowlongI'vebeenwaitingforthismoment,thisisasign,poahh..asignofwhatyouarealmostreadytobeentrustwiththesecretingredientofmysecretingredientsoupandthenyou'llfulfillyourdestinyandtakeovertherestaurant.justasItookitoverfrommyfather,whotookitoverfromhisfatherwhowonitfromafriendinagameofMajiang.daddaddad,itwasjustadreamno,itwasTHEdreamWearenoodlefolk,brothrunsthoughourveinsbutdad,didn'tyouever,Idon'tknow,wannadosomethingelsesomethingbesidesnoodlesactuallywhenIwasyoungandcrazy,Ithoughtaboutrunningawayandlearninghowtomaketofusowhydidn'tyouoh,becauseitwasastupiddream,canyouimaginememakingtofu..hahahahah...tofu...no,weallhaveourplaceinthisworld,mineishere,andyoursis...Iknow,ishereno,it'sattable2,5,7and12,servicewithasmile(sigh)3JADEPALACEWelldone,students,ifyouweretryingtodisappointme,tigeressyouneedmoreferocity,monkeyquickerspeed,cranehike,vipersubtlety,mantis...masterShifu!whatahhh,it..it..it'smasteroogway,hewantstoseeyou.4SACREDHALLOFWARRIORMasteroogway,yousummonedme,issomethingwrongWhymustsomethingbewrongformetowanttoseemyoldfriendso,nothingiswrongWell,Ididn'tsaythat.you'resaying...(oogway'sbreathingandpuffingtoblowoutthecandlesonebyone)youweresaying...I'vehadavision,tailungwillreturnthatisimpossible,he'sinprisonnothingisimpossiblezeng,flytochorghomprison,andtellthemtodoubletheguards,doubletheweapons,doubleeverything,tailungdoesnotleavethatprisonyes...mastershifuoneoftenmeetshisdestinyontheroadhetakestoavoiditwehavetodosomething,wecan'tjustlethimmarchingonthevalley,andtakehisrevenge..he'IL.he'11…yourmindislikethiswater,myfriend,whenitisagitated,itbecomesdifficulttosee,butifyouaIIowittosettIe,theanswerbecomescIearthedragonscroIIitistimebutwho,whoisworthytobetrustedwiththesecrettoIimitIesspower,tobecomethedragonwarriorIdon'tknow5PO家的面檔excuseme,excuseme,sorryhey...watchitposorry...sorry..adozenpardon...what,ohhh,masteroogway'schoosingthedragonwarrior,today...everyone,everyone,go,gettothejadepaIace!oneofthefiveisgonnagetthedragonscroII,we'vebeenwaitin'athousandyearsforthis,justinkthepoIe/bowI（不確定，誰聽出來告訴我）.thisisthegreatestthinginkungfuhistory,don'tworryaboutit,justgopo,whereareyougoingtothejadepaIacebutyou'reforgetingyournoodIecar!thewhoIevaIIeywiIIbethere,andyou'IIseIInoodIestoaIIofthem.seIIingnoodIesBut,dad..youknowIwaskindathinkingmaybeI..yehIwaskindathinkingmaybeIuhhuhcouIdaIsoseIIthebeanbuns,they're...they'reabouttogobad…that'smyboy,ItoIdyouthatdreamwasasignyeh,heheh..gIadIhadit...6-去JADEPALAC的路上uhyeh,aImostthere,whatno...no...nosorrypo,we'IIbringyoubackasouvenir..no,I'IIbringmebackasouvenir7JADEPALAC的廣場上itisahistoricday,isn'tit,masteroogwayyes,andoneIfearedIwouIdnotIivetosee,areyourstudentsreadyyes,masterooguaynowknowthis,oldfriend,whomeverIchoosewillnotonlybringpeacetothevalley,butalsotoyouletthetournamentbeginohh...yeh,hahah,ohno,nononowait,I'mcomin'comingfromthis..ohgod...aaahhhey,openthedoor..letmeincitizensofthevalleyofpeace,itismygreathonortopresentyoutigeress,viper,crane,monkey,mantis——thefuriousfiveahahahah...andthefuriousfiveowwarriorspreparewhatno,peekyaholereadyforbattleyeh...wow..thethousandtonguesoffire..whoa~~~wow..lookatthat..heygetawayandfinallymastertigeress,believemecitizens,youhavenotseenanythingyetIknowmastertigeressplaysironarmsandtheplatesofdeathIsensethedragonwarriorisamonguscitizensofthevalleyofpeace,masteroogwaywillnowchoosethedragonwarriorah...ohno...nononowait..yeah...hahahah...hahahahohpo,whatareyoudoingwhatdoesitlooklikeIamdoingstopstop,I'mgoingtoseethedragonwarriorbutIdon'tunderstand,youfinallyhadthenoodledreamIlied,Idon'tdreamaboutnoodles,dad,Ilovekungfuu~~u~~~u~~~~~~uohcomeonson,let'sgetbacktoworkok~~~~~ahhhstopthat8P0落在OOGWAY面前uhoh~~ahhhh~~~~ohhhhh~what'sgoingon...whereare...whatareyoupointing...oh..ok..sorry..Ijustwantedtoseewhothedragonwarriorwashowinterestingmaster,areyou..areyoupointingatmehimwhoyoumetheuniversehasbroughtusthedragonwarriorwhat-pandawhat-thefuriousfivewhat-shifuwhat-mr.ping(panda'sgoosefather)stop,wait,whotoldyouto..masteroogwaywait,thatflabbypandacan'tpossiblybetheanswertoourproblem,youwereabouttopointattigeressandthatthingfellinfrontofher,thatwasjustanaccidenttherearenoaccidentsforgiveusmaster,wehavefailedyouno,ifthepandahasnotquitbymorning,thenIwouldhavefailedyou9CHORGHOMPRISONah~~ah~~ooo~~ooo~waitwaitwaitwaitwaitIbringamessage,frommastershifuwhat,doubletheguardextrapre-caution,yourprisonmaynotbeadequateyoudoubtmyprisonsecurityabsolutelynot,shifudoes,I'mjustamessengerI'llgiveyouamessageforyourmastershifu,escapefromchorghomprisonisimpossible.hahahahah...impressive,isn'tohhh..yes..veryimpressive...it's..it'sveryimpressiveonewayinonewayout,onethousandguards,and,oneprioneryes,exceptthatprisoneristailungtakeusdown..oh..my...behold...tai..lung...Ialarm（不確定，誰知道也告訴我）,I'mjustgonnawaithereheheh..it'snothingtoworryabout,it'sperfectlysafe..ohho...attheraid..heytoughguy...didyouhear,oogway'sfinallygonnagetsomeonethedragonscrollandit'snotgonnabeyouwhatareyoudoing,don'tgethimmadwhat'shegonnadoaboutit,I'vegothimcompletelyun-mobilized...hahahahah..oh..didIsteponthewittiekitty'stail,owww~~I'mgonna..I'veseenenough..I'mgonnatellshifuhe'sgotnothingtoworryaboutno,hedoesn'tokI'lltellhim,canwepleasegonowSACREDHALLOFWARRIORoh..waitasecond...Ithinkthere'sbeenaslitemistake,everyoneseemstothinkthatIamahhh~~thesacrethallofwarriors..noway...lookatthisplace..ahh..masterflyingrhino'sarmor,withauthanticbattledamagewhoatheswordofheroes,saidtobesosharpyoucancutyourselfjustbylookingatit...aowww~~~~ahhtheinvisibletridentofdestiny...oh..I'veonlyseenthepaintingsofthatpainting...ahhh~~~uh..noooo..hohohoho..thelegendaryurnofwhisperingwarriors,saidtocontainthesoulsoftheentiretan-shuarmy...hello...haveyoufinishsightseeingahh...sorry..Ishouldhavecometoseeyoufirstmypatienceiswearingthinoh..well..Imean,it'snotlikeyou'regoinganywherewouldyouturnaroundsure,heyhowisitgoing...nowhowdoyougetfive...mastershifu...ohhh...someone..brokethat...butI'mgonnafixit..I'll.I'll...doyouhavesome...glue...awaw~~~~splintersoyouarethelegendarydragonwarriorhemmmmahhh..Iguesssowrong!youarenotthedragonwarrior,youwouldneverbethedragonwarrioruntilyouhavelearnedthesecretofthedragonscrollwhoaso..howdoesthiswork...doyouhavealadderoratrampolineora..youthinkit'sthateasy,thatI'mjustgonnahandyouthesecrettolimitlesspowerno..I..onemustfirstmasterthehighestlevelofkungfu,andthatisclearlyimpossibleifthatoneissomeonelikeyousomeonelikemeyes,lookatyou,thisfatbutt,flabbyarmsahh...thosearesensetiveintheflabbypartsandthisridiculousbelly...hey...andutterdisregardforpersonalhygienenow,waitaminute,that'salittleuncalledfordon'tstandthatcloseIcansmellyourbreathelisten...oogwaysaidthatIwasohhhh...thewushifingerhold..notthewushifingerholdohhhh,youknowthisholddevelopedbywushiinthethirddynasty,yes...oh,thenyoumustknowwhathappendswhenIflexmypinkieahh...nononoyouknowthehardestpartofthis,thehardestpartiscleaningupafterwards..hmmm...ok...ok...takeiteasynowlistenclosely,panda,oogwaymayhavepickedyou,butwhenIamthroughwithyou,Ipromiseyou,youaregoingtowishhehadn't,areweclearho~~~yeh,weareclear,weareclear,wearesocleargood,heheh..Ican'twaittogetstarted...練功房let'sbeginwaitwaitwait..wh~~whatnowyes,now,unlessyouthinkgreatoogwaywaswrong,andyouarenotthedragonwarriorohhh,ok,well,I~~Idon'tknowifIcandoallofthose..moves..heheheh~~~well,ifwedon'ttrywewillneverknow,willweah..yeh...it'sjust...maybewecanfindsomethingmoresuitedtomy~~levelandwhatlevelisthatwellyouknowI~~~Iamnotamaster,butahh...let'sjuststartatzero,levelzerohohoh..no,there'snosuchthingaslevelzerohey..maybeIcanstartwiththatthatweusethatfortrainingchildren,andforproppingthedooropenedwhenit'shot,butifyouinsistohhhh,thefuriousfive,you'resomuchbiggerthenyouractionfigures,exceptforyou,mantis,you'reaboutthesamegoahead,panda,showuswhatyoucandohmm,aretheygonnawatch,orshouldIjustwaituntilltheygetbacktoworkorsomethinghititok,yeh,Imean,Ijustate,soi'mstilldigesting,somykungfumightnobeasgoodaslateronjusthitit!alright...whatyougot,yougotnothingcozIgotitrighthere,you'repickingonmyfriends,getreadytofeelthethunder..themightofthecrazyfeet,whatyougonnadoaboutthecrayfeet,eon,Iamblur,Iamblur,you'veneverseenbearstyle,you'veonlyseenpre-mantis,ormonkeystyle,orimaginesnaketiesnakewouldyouhitit~~~~alright,alright..whydon'tyoutryagain,alittleharderhowisthat...ah...oh...ohthathurtsthiswillbeeasierthanIthoughtIfeelalittlenauseous..wo~ho~ho~ho~ho~~~~mytenders..ahhohhhahohhowdidIdothereisnowalevelzeroJADEPALAC外面路上there'snowordsnodenyingthatIdon'tunderstandwhatmasteroogwaywasthinking,thepoorguy'sjustgonnagethimselfkilledheissomighty,thedragonwarriorfelloutofthesky,onaballoffirewhenhewalkstheverygroundshadesonewouldthinkthatmasteroogwaywouldchoosesomeonewhoactuallyknewkungfuyeh..orcouldatleasttouchhistoesorevenseehistoesJADEPALAC的房間里ok..ahgreat...aow~~~~~~ohhhhehehhihi,youareupamnowIwasjusteh,somedayhuhh,thatkungfustuff'shardworkright,areyoubicepssoreum~~I'vehadalongandandrahterdisappointingday,soeh,yehIshouldprobablygettosleepnowyehyehyehofcourseok,thanksit'sjusthawwwwman,i'msuchabigfan,youguysweretotallyamazingatthebattleoftheweepingriver,outnumberedathousandtoone,butyoudidn'tstop,andthenyoujustohhhsorryaboutthaterr...look,youdon'tbelonghereahh..IknowIknow,you'reright,Idon'thave,Ijust,mywholelife,Idreamed..nononoImean,youdon'tbelongHERE,Imean,inthisroom,forthisismyroom,propertyofcraneheh..oh..ok,rightright,so,yeh,youwanttogettosleepyehandI'mkeepingyouup,we'vegotbigthingstomorrow,alright,you'reawesome,lastthingI'mgonnasay,ok,byebyewhoa...whatwasthatIdidn'tsayanythingok,alright,andgoodnight,sleepwell...seemalittlebitawkward..mastertigeress,didn'tmeantowakeyou,just..youdon'tbelonghereahhyehyehofcoz,thisisyourroomImean,youdon'tbelonginthejadepalace,youareadisgracetokungfu,andifyouhaveanyrespecttowhoweare,andwhatwedo,youwillbegonebymorningbigfan~~~~JADEPALAC曰卜面PEACHTREEIseeyouhavefoundthesacretpeachtreeofheavenlywisdomohh~~~isthatwhatthisisIamsosorry,IthoughtitwasjustaregularpeachtreeIunderstand,youeatwhenyouareupsetupset,Iamnotupset,why~~why~~why~~whatmakesyouthinkIamupsetsowhyareyouupsetahhh~~Iprobablysuckedmoretodaythananyoneinthehistoryofkungfu,inthehistoryofchina,inthehistoryofsuckingprobablyandthefive,man,youshould'veseen'em,theytotallyhatemetotallyhow'sshifuevergonnaturnmeintothedragonwarrior,ImeanIamnotlikethefive,I'vegotnoclaws,nowings,novenom,evenmantishasthose...these,maybeIshouldjustquitandgobacktomakingnoodlesquit,don'tquit,noodles,don'tnoodles,youaretooconcernwithwhatwasandwhatwillbe.thereisasaying,yestodayishistory,tomorrowisamystery,buttodayisagift,thatiswhyitiscalledpresent...CHORGHOMPRISONohhhno~~what'shappeningclearupthestairs,gogofirepropbowfire...firetailungisfree,Imustwarnshifuyouarenotgoingnowhere,neitherisheletgoofmebringthatup~~wait...bringitbackhe'sgoingthiswayhewon'tgetfar,archers~~wearedead,soveryverydeadhahah...notyet,we'renot..nowcanwerunnow...yes~~I'mgladshifusentyou,IwasbeginingtothinkI'vebeenforgotten.flybackthereandtellthem,therealdragonwarrioriscominghomeJADEPALACE：房間里goodmorningmaster!panda,panda,wakeup,heheheh...he'squitjadePALAC的廣場上whatdowedonow,masterwiththepandagone,whowillbethedragonwarriorallwecandoisusemoretrainingandtrustintimethetruedragonwarriorwouldberevealed..whatareyoudoingherehah~~hi,goodmorningmaster,IthoughtIwarmupalittleyou'restuckstuckno...what,stu~~hehe..nah,thisiswhatI'mgonna...yeh...I'mstuckhelphimohdear..andmaybeonthree,onetwo,three,ha~~thankyoudon'tmetionitnoreallyIappriciate..ever..hmmm..youactuallythoughtyoucouldlearntodoafullsplitinonenightittakesyearstodevelopeone'sflexibility,andyearslongertoapplyitincombat..ohhh~~putthatdown!theonlysouvenirswecollectherearebloodyknucklesandbrokenbonesyeh~~hahahah~~excellent!let'sgetstartedareyoureadyIwasbornready~~ahh~~ohI'msorrybrother~Ithoughtyousaidyouwerereadythatwasawesome!let'sgoagain!hmmm..I'vebeentakingiteasyonyoupanda,butnomore,yournextopponentwillbemealright~~yeh~~~~~let'sgostepforthtwopathestovictoryistofindyouropponent'sweakness,andmakehimsufferedforitohhh~~yehtotakehisstrength,anduseitagainsthim,untillhefinallybowsorquitsbutarealwarriorneverquits,don'tworrymaster,Iwillneverquit!ah~~~oh~~~~~~ifhe'ssmart,hewon'tcomebackupthosestepsbuthewillhe'snotgonnaquit,ishehe'snotgonnaquitbouncing,I'lltellyouthat.heheheh...JADEPALACE：房間里Ithoughtyousaidacupuncturewouldmakemefellbettertrustmeitwill,it'sjustnoteasyfindingtherightnervepointsunderallthesef~~fatfur,IwasgonnasayfursureyouwerewhoamIheretojudgeawarriorbasedonhissize,Imean,lookatme,I'moverhereahhh~~maybeyoushouldtakealookatthisagainoh~~~ok~aohh~~stopithahahah~~Iknowmastershifuwastryingtoinspiremeandall,butifIdidn'tknowanybetter,I'dsayhe'stringtogetridofme,heheheh~~he~he~he~~Iknowhecanseemkindofheartless,butyouknowhewasn'talwayslikethatacordingtolegend,therewasonceatimewhenmastershifuactuallyusedtosmilenoyesbutthatwasbeforebeforewhatbeforetailungahh~~yeh~~we'renotreallysuppposedtotalkabouthimwell,ifhe'sgoingtostayhere,heshouldknowguysguys,Iknowabouttailung,hewasastudent,thefirstevertomasterthethousandscrollsofkungfu,andthenheturnedbad,andthenwasinjailhewasn'tjustastudent,shifufoundhimasacub,andheraisedhimasason.andwhentheboyshowedtalentinkungfu,shifutrainedhim,hebelievedinhim.hetoldhimhewasdestinedforgreatness.itwasneverenoughfortailung.hewantedthedragonscroll,butoogwaysawdarknessinhisheartandrefused.outraged,tailunglaidwastetothevalley.hetriedtotakethescrollbyforce,andshifuhadtodestroywhathehadcreated,buthowcouldheshifulovedtailunglikehehadneverlovedanyonebefore,orsince.andnowhehasachancetomakethingsright,totrainthetruedragonwarrior,andhe'sstuckwithyou,abigfatpanda,whotreatsitlikeajoke,oh~~~~~~~thatisit!wait,myfault,Iaccidentallytreatedhisfacialnerve~~~andmayhavealsostoppedhisheartSHIFU的房間innerpeace..innerpeace..inner~~in~~in~~in~~in~~innerpeace...wouldwhoever'smakingthatflappingsound,quietdown...in~ner~~（要說師傅的耳朵還是做得很靈活的）ohhhh,zeng,excellent,haha,Icouldusesomegoodnewsrightnowah~~~~~~~20JADEPALAC外面PEACHTRE下master,master...hmmI~~Ihave~~~it'sa~~ah~~it'sverybadnewsah...shifu..thereisjustnews,thereisnogoodorbadmaster,yourvision,yourvisionwasright!tailunghasbrokenoutofprison,he'sonhiswaythatisbadnews,ifyoudonotbelievethatthedragonwarriorcanstophimthepandamaster,thatpandaisnotthedragonwarrior,hewasn'tevenmeanttobehere,itwasanaccident!therearenoaccidentsyesIknow,you'vesaidthatalready,twicewell,thatwasnoaccidenteitherthricemyoldfriend,thepandawillneverfulfillhisdestinyknowyouyours,untilyouletgooftheillusionofcontrolillusionyes,lookatthistree,shifu,Icannotmakeitboloosmwhenitsuitsme,normakeitbearfruitsbeforeit'stimebuttherearethingswecancontrol,Icancontrolwhenthefruitwillfall,andIcancontrolwheretoplantheseed,haiya~~thatisnoillusionmasterahhyes..butnomatterwhatyoudo,thatseedwillgrowtobeapeachtree,youmaywishforanappleoranorange,butyouwillgetapeachbutapeachcannotdefeattailungmaybeitcanifyouarewillingtoguideit,tonurtureit,tobelieveinitbuthow,how,Ineedyourhelp,masterno,misemeshifu,promisemeyouwillbelieveI~~Iwilltryhmmm..good,mytimehascome,youmustcontinueyourjourneywithoutmewhat~~what~~what~~whatareyou~~wait...master...youcan'tleavemeyoumustbelievemaster~~~~~2JADEPALAC的房間里Iamnotscared,yeh,cozIamlikefine,youmaybeawolf,youmaybethescarestfiendinhujianprovince,butyouarealousytipperreallysohowdidyougetouttatherealiveImeantIdidn't~~Ididn'tactuallysaythat,butIthoughtit..in..inmymind..ifhecouldreadmymindhe'dhavebeenlike~~what!whatdoyoulikeitthisisreallygoodnow,comeon,youshouldtrymydad'ssecretingredientsoup,heactuallyknowsthesecretingredientwhatareyoutalkingabout,thisisamazingwhoa~~youareareallygoodcookIwishmymouthwasbiggertigeres,you'vegottotrythishmmm,itissaidthatthedragoncansurviveforamonthatthetimeonnothingbutthedewofasingleginkoleafandtheenergyoftheuniverse

Iguessmybodydoesn'tknowit'sthedragonwarrioryet.heheh~~I'mgonnaneedalotmorethandewandtheuniversejuice...whatohnothing..mastershifuhahahahahah~~youwillneverbethedragonwarriorunlessyoulose500pondsandbrushyourteethhahahah~~~~whatisthatnoiseyouaremakinglaughterIneverheardofit...workhardpanda,andmaybesomedayyouwillhaveearslikemine!hahah~~that'sgoodoh~~~~~~earsit'snotworkingforyaIthoughttheywereprettygood.it'sshifuofcozit'sshifu,whatdothinkIamdoingooooo~~~~~mastershifu...ah~~~~~heheheheh~~doyouthinkthisisfunnytailunghasescapedfromprison,andyouareactinglikechildren!whatheiscomingforthedragonscroll,andyouaretheonlyonewhocanstophimhahahah~~andhereiamsayingyougotnosenseofhumor,I'mgonnas~~stophimwhatyouseriousandIhaveto~~no~~masteroogwaywillstophim,hediditbefore,hewilldoitagainoogwaycannot,notanymoreah~~~~ouronlyhopeisthedragonwarriorthepandayesthepandamasterplease,letusstoptailung,thisiswhatyou'vetrainedusforno,itisnotyourdestinytodefeattailung,itishis!wheredidhegoyoucannotleave,arealwarriorneverquits22JADEPALAC22JADEPALAC下山路上watchme!comeon,howamIsupposedtobeattailung,Ican'tevenbeatyoutothestairsyouwillbeathimbecauseyouarethedragonwarriorawww~youdon'tbelievethat,oh~~youneverbelievedthat,fromthefirstmomentIgothere,you'vebeentriedtogetridofmeyes,Iwas,butnowIaskyoutotrustinyourmaster,asI'vecometotrustinmineyouarenotmymaster,andIamnotthedragonwarriorthenwhydidn'tyouquityouknowIwastryingtogetridofyou,yetyoustayedyeh,Istayed.Istayed,becauseeverytimeyouthrewabrickatmyheadorsaidIsmelled,ithurts.butitcouldneverhurtmorethanitdideverydayinmylifejustbeingme.Istayed,becauseIthought..ifanyonecouldchangeme,couldmakemenotme,itwasyou,thegreatestkungfuteacherinallofchina!butIcanchangeyou,Icanturnyouintothedragonwarrior,andIwillcomeon..tailungisonhiswayhererightnow,andevenifittakeshimahurdredyearstogethere,howareyougonnachangethisintothedragonwarrior,huhhow~~how~~how~~~~~~Idon'tknow..hmm..Idon'tknowthat'swhatIthought23JADEPALAC下山路上thisiswhatyoutrainedmefortigeress...don'ttryandstopmewearenottryingtostopyouwhatwearecomingwithyou24JADEPALAC里whatIeatwhenIamupsetokoh,noneedtoexplain,Ijustthoughtyoumightbemonkey,hehideshisalmondcookiesonthetopshelfdon'ttellmonkeylookatyouyeh...Iknow,Idisgustyounono...Imean,howdidyougetupthereIdon'tknow,I...Ijust..Idon'tknow,Iwasgettingthecookieandyetyouare10feetofftheground,andhavedoneaperfectsplitnowthisthisisjustanaccident..ow~~~~~therearenoaccidents,comewithme24-去POOLOFSACREDTEARS路上Iknowyouaretryingtobeallmysticalinkung-fu-ie~~~butcouldyouatleasttellmewherewearegoingyou...dragmeallthewayouthereforabathpanda,wedonotwashourpitsinthepoolofsacrettearsuhthepoolofthisiswhereoogwayunravelthemysteriesofharmonyandfocus,thisisthebirthplaceofkungfudoyouwanttolearnkungfuthenIAMyourmasterok~~~~~~~~~~~~don'tcryok...POOLOFSACREDTEAR草地上whenyoufocusonkungfu,whenyouconcentrate,youstink..butperhapsthatismyfault.IcannottrainyouthewayI'vetrainedthefive.Inowseethatthewaytogetthroughtoyouiswiththisoh~~~~~great..cozIamhungryhahahahah~~good,whenyouhavebeentrained,youmayeat...let'sbeginafteryoupandajustlikethatnosetups...no...no..no..notenmilehikeIvowedtotrainyou,andyouhavebeentrained,youarefreetoeat...enjoyhey~~Isaidyouarefreetoeat,haveadumplingyouarefreetoeat...amIareyouI'mnothungry,master...26通往VALLEYOFPEACE路上cutitwhere'sthedragonwarriorhowdoyouknowyouarenotlookingatherhahahah~~~~youthinkI'mafoolIknowyouarenotthedragonwarrior,noneofyou.Iheardhowhefelloutoftheskyonaballoffire,thatheisthewarrior,unlikeanythingtheworldhaseverseenposothatishisname,po...finally,aworthyopponent,ourbattlewillbelegendarywegotthis,helphermonkey~~go~mantis...now!shifutaughtyouwell,buthedidn'tteachyoueverything27返回JADEPALAC的路上you'vedonewellpandadonewell..donewellhahahI'vedoneawesome!themarkofthetrueheroishumility,butyes,you'vedoneawesomehuh~~guysguys!theyaredeadno,theyarebreathing,theyareasleepnotheireyesareopenwewerenomatchforhisnerveattackhehasgottenstrongerwhotailungstronger!!he'stoofast,sorrypoIthoughtwecouldstophimhecouldhavekilledyouwhydidn'thesoyoucancomebackandstrikefearintoourheart,butitwon'tworkuh~~~~~itmight,Imean,alittle,mmmm~I'mprettyscaredyoucandefeathimpandaareyoukidding,theycan't,theyarefivemasters,I'mjustoneme!butyouwillhavetheonethingthatnooneelsedoes28SACREDHALLOFWARRIORyoureallybelieveIamreadyyouare,po.behold,thedragonscroll,itisyourswait,whathappenswhenIreaditnooneknows,butlegendsaysyouwouldbeabletohearabutterfly'swingbeatoh..reallythat'scoolyes,andseelightinthedeepestcave,youwillfeeltheuniverseinmotionaroundyouwhoa~~~~canIpunchthruwalls,canI..canI..canIdoaquadrobackflipfocusfocusuh~~focusahyehyehreaditpo,andfulfillyourdestiny.readit,andbecomethedragonwarriorwow~~~~~~~it'simpossibletoopeneonbaby,comeonnow.thankyou,probablyI'velooseneditupforyouthough...ok,hereitgoes..ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~it'sblankwhatyeh,lookno,Iamforbiddentolookupon...blank...Idon't..Idon'tunderstandok,solike,oogwaywasjustacrazyoldturtleafterallno,oogwaywaswiserthanusalloh,comeon,faceit,hepickedmebyaccident,ofcourseIamnotthedragonwarrior..whoamIkiddingbutwhowillstoptailunghe'lldetroyeverthingandeveryoneno..evacuatethevalley,youmustprotectthevillagersfromtailung'sragewhataboutyoumasterIwillfighthimwhatIcanholdhimofflongenoughforeveryonetoescapebutshifu,he'llkillyouthenIwillfinallypayformymistake.listentomeallofyou,itistimeforyoutocontinueyourjourneywithoutme.I'mveryproudtohavebeenyourmaster29VALLEYOFPEACEwe'vegottogetthemoutsafelycomelittleone,let'sfindyoumamaviper,gatherthesouthenfarmers,mantis,thenorth,crane,lighttheway30PO家里look,it'sthedragonwarriorah~~~~~heydadpo..goodtohaveyoubacksongoodtobebacklet'sgoposoforournextshot,it'stimetofaceit,thefutureofnoodlesisdicecutvegetables,nolongerslices,and,alsoIwasthinking,maybethistimewewillhaveakitchenyoucanactuallystepupin,hmmyoulikethatah~~po...II..Iamsorry,thingsdidn'tworkout,itjustwasn'tmeanttobe.ah~~~~~~po,forgeteverythingelse,yourdestinystillawaits,wearenoodlefolk,brothrunsdeepthroughourveinsIdon'tknowdad,honestly,sometimeIcan'tbelieveIamactuallyyoursonohh~~po,Ithinkit'stimeItoldyousomethingIshouldhavetoldyoualongtimeagookthesecretingredientofmysecretingredientsoupoh~~~comenearme...thesecreti