第十季第13集感情協(xié)議上

第十季:第13集:感情協(xié)議（上）PreviouslyonTheBigBangTheory...Pleasestopcrying.〃生活大爆炸〃前情提要???別哭了好不好rmbeggingyou.Idon，tknowwhatelsetodo.我求求你了，我不知道還能做什么了Myboobsareyouwantlasagna?奶已經(jīng)被你喝光了。你要吃點(diǎn)千層面嗎？It'sokay,it，s...乖嘛，乖嘛，不哭了。不哭了...Whathavewedone?我們這是造的什么孽??？What...what'sallthis?這??.這是干嘛呢？Well,itsoundedlikeyouwerehavingaroughday,soIwantedyoutocomehometosomethingnice.你今天過得好像不是很順心所以我希望你回家能享受一下Oh,thatissothoughtful.哇，真體貼Hey,doyourememberwhenwewentwinetastinginSantaBarbaraandyousaidthatwasthebestroseyou'deverhad?嘿，你記不記得我們之前去SantaBarbara的品酒會你說那是你喝過最好喝的葡萄酒？Yeah,Irememberusdrivingupthere,goingtothewineryand...that'sit.我記得我們開車過去進(jìn)了酒莊，然后...其他都不記得了Andthiswineis.就是因?yàn)檫@個酒，哇Hey,whatsmellssogood?什么這么香？Imadeyourfavorite:pizzabagels!我做了你最愛吃的:披薩面包圈！Pinkwineandpizzabagels?葡萄酒和披薩面包圈？It'slikeeighthgradealloveragain.好像回到了八年級的時候Iamsoluckytohaveyou.有你在真好Well,nowbecareful,thesearehot.小心點(diǎn)，這些很燙I...Icouldexplainthethermodynamicsofwhythecheeseseemshotterthanthecrust,butinstead,I'mgonnakeepittomyselfOh..我???我可以用熱力學(xué)解釋為什么芝土好像要比酥皮燙但是，我不告訴你噢Youalwaysknowwhatnottosay.你總是知道什么不該說Ijust,Ican'tbelieveyoudidallthis.我實(shí)在不敢相信你準(zhǔn)備了這么多Well,youknow,it?seasytotakeeachotherforgrantedand你知道人很容易就把對方的付出當(dāng)成理所當(dāng)然Ineverwanttodothattoyou,becauseyourlove,it'slikeariver.我不想這樣對你，因?yàn)槟愕膼劬拖褚粭l河It'speacefulanddeep.平靜而深沉Yoursoulis,it，slikeasecretthatInevercouldkeep.你的靈魂，就像一個秘密我忍不住想分享YoudidnotjustquoteanNSYNCsong.你該不會引用了超級男孩的歌吧IquotedyourfavoriteNSYNC...Mm.Damn.我引用了你最喜歡的那首超級男孩的歌。哇嗝，該死Iburpedsohard,Idiedinmygame.這個嗝太大了，害得我游戲都輸了Ourwholeuniversewasinahot,densestate宇宙一度又燙又稠密，Thennearly14billionyearsagoexpansionstarted...Wait!140億年前終于爆了炸???等著瞧！TheEarthbegantocool地球開始降溫，Theautotrophsbegantodrool,Neanderthalsdevelopedtools自養(yǎng)生物來起哄，穴居人發(fā)明工具，WebuilttheWall**Webuiltthepyramids我們建長城，我們建金字塔，Math,Science,History,unravelingthemystery數(shù)學(xué)，自然科學(xué)，歷史，揭開神秘Thatallstartedwithabigbang一切由大爆炸開始，Leonard,I'vebeenmeaningtoaskyou:whatsizeshoedoyouwear?萊納德我一直都想問你你穿幾碼的鞋？Why?rmtryingtotakemoreofaninterestinotherpeople'slives.問這個干嘛?我在嘗試著關(guān)心別人的生活That'snice.Iwearasizeeightandahalf.That，ssmall.你人真好。我穿八碼半（39碼）腳真小So,tellme,doyouhaveanyplansfortheweekend?跟我說說，你周末有什么打算嗎？Areyougonnalaughattheanswer?我說了你會笑我嗎？Onlyiftheansweris,/shoppingforbabyshoes.〃如果你回答〃買嬰兒鞋〃的話我就會Ifyoumustknow,Pennywonaspaweekendfromworkandshe，stakingme.你非要知道的話佩妮贏了公司一個溫泉周末她要帶我一起去Oh,wellyouknow,thatisinteresting.還是挺好玩的嘛Iwonderwhatkindofinfectionyou'11comehomewith.我很好奇你會感染到什么病Mymoney，sonfungal.我賭真菌感染They'restillhavinggirls，nightacrossthehall.她們還在對面過〃閨蜜之夜〃Oh,so,hangoutwithmeandwe'11haveboys'night.那來跟我玩，我們來個〃男孩之夜〃Atourage,whydon，twecallitman'snight?我們這個年紀(jì)了為什么不叫〃男人之夜〃？Becausewejustspentourallowanceoncomicbooks.因?yàn)槲覀儾艅倓偦ㄥX買了漫畫書Penny,isitweirdthatwe'rehavinggirls，nighthere,butyoudon'tlivehereanymore,soit'sbasicallymygirls，night?佩妮你覺不覺得奇怪，我們在這里過〃閨蜜之夜〃但你已經(jīng)不住這了所以可以說，這是我的〃閨蜜之夜〃？Ihadn'treallythoughtaboutit.我還真沒想過這個Butnowyou'rethinkingaboutitanditbothersyou?Igetthat.現(xiàn)在你開始想了，而且開始煩了對吧?我懂的啦ThingsgoingwellwithyouandSheldonlivingtogether?你和謝爾頓同居日子過得還好吧？Betterthanasksaboutmyday,takesaninterestinmylife.很好。他會跟我聊日常，關(guān)心我的生活He'slikemyboyfriendincollege,excepthe，sreal,sopeoplecanseehim.他就像我大學(xué)的男朋友不過謝爾頓是真的存在，大家能看到他rvebeenseeinghimforyears,Tmstillnotconvincedhe'sreal.這些年我一直能看到他但還是不能相信他是個大活人Hey,canIaskyouaquestion?我能問你一個問題嗎？You'vebeenmarriedforawhile.你結(jié)婚也有些日子了Isitnormalforthehusbandtokindofcompletelystopgivingacrap?老公開始不再把你捧在手心正常嗎？Uhoh,what'sgoingon?發(fā)生什么事了？Well,Leonardusedtodoallthesethings,likebringmeflowersandwearpants.萊納德以前會做很多事情比如送我花還有穿褲子It'sokay,Howieneverhasonpants.小事啦，豪伊從來都不穿的TheDomino,sguybringsthepizzalikethisnow.Domino的外賣小哥現(xiàn)在送披薩時候是這樣的Well,Sheldonalwayshashispantson.謝爾頓一直都穿褲子Idon，tthinkIcouldpickhiskneesoutofalineup.估計你讓我在一堆人里認(rèn)我都認(rèn)不出他的膝蓋Well,it'snotjustthepants.不光是穿褲子Just,it'slikesincewegotmarried,hedoesn'treallytryanymore.Uh,Penny?就好像是，因?yàn)槲覀兘Y(jié)婚了他就不會再取悅我了，呃，佩妮??？Idon'tknowhowtosaythis,butthisismyfirstgirls，nightandyou，rekindofbummingeverybodyout.我不知道該怎么說但今天是我第一個女孩之夜感覺你把所有人的興致都打消了Allright,gotHalleytosleep.終于把哈雷弄睡著了Yeah,Iheardyouonthebabymonitor.嗯，我在嬰兒監(jiān)視器上聽見你了Didn，tthinkyoucouldturnthethemefromWalkingDeadintoalullaby.沒想到你能把行尸走肉的主題曲唱成搖籃曲Yeah,gottogetherhookedonTV,orsomeday,she，11wantmetoplayoutside.嗯，我得讓她喜歡看電視要不總有一天她會讓我陪她出去玩的Boy,thatfloorissosqueaky.那個地板響的太厲害了rmsurprisedIdidn，twakeherupwalkingoutoftheroom.很驚訝我走出來時候居然沒把她弄醒Haveyoutriedanythingtofixit?你試過修它了嗎？Well,Iputtherugdown.Itdidn，thelp.我把地毯鋪上了。沒用Iknow.Blueshag.Whatwereyouthinking?我知道，藍(lán)長絨地毯，你想什么呢？Didtrynailingacoupleoftheboardsdown.我把幾塊板子釘下去了Didthatdoanything?這管用嗎？Yeah,itleftlittleholesinthefloor,that'swhyIboughttherug.嗯，它在地板上留下了小洞，就是因?yàn)檫@個我才買的地毯Ifyoudothat,F11winineightmoves.如果你那么走，我八步就能贏你r11wininfivemoves.I'11wininonemove.我五步就能贏。我一步就能贏Oh,no.Good.Hey.太糟了，游戲愉快。嘿，嗨Oh,Penny,I'mtryingtotakeaninterestinotherpeople.佩妮我在試著關(guān)注別人Uh,howwasyourgirls'night?Oh,itwasfine.女孩之夜怎么樣啊?還好啊Hmm.Didyouhaveanythingtoeat?Uh,chips.你吃什么了嗎?有薯片Anythingtodrink?Somewine.喝什么了嗎?有紅酒Well,rmjustplayingtennisagainstthedrapeshere.我這完全是在對牛彈琴啊Justignore.Atleasthetookaninterest別理他就好了，至少他還對我有點(diǎn)興趣What'sthatsupposedtomean?Nothing.這又是什么意思?沒什么Hey,what'sgoingonwithyou?嘿，你怎么了？Well,hey,comeon,justtellme.Fine.沒什么的，跟我說吧，好吧Idon，twanttotalkaboutit.我現(xiàn)在不想談這個Lately,Ikindoffeellikeyou'vebeentakingmeforgranted.最近，我感覺你有點(diǎn)不把我當(dāng)回事了What?Whereisthiscomingfrom?Leonard.啥?這又是哪門子話？萊納德啊Shemightbedrunk.她可能喝醉了Allshehadwaschips.她只吃了薯片It'sjust,sincewegotmarriedyouseemtothinkyoudon，thavetotryanymore.就是，自從我們結(jié)婚之后你認(rèn)為你不需要繼續(xù)討好我了Thatisridiculous.ThisisexactlywhyIdidn，twanttotalkaboutit.胡說八道。這就是我不想談這個的原因No,No,no,no.Let'stalkaboutit.別，別,別,我們來談?wù)劙蓃mtheonewho'smadealltheeffortinthisrelationshipsincedayone.在這段戀愛里我從始至終都很努力地維持我們的感情PleasetellmewhatmoreIcoulddo.我做的還不夠嗎Okay.Youknowwhat?MaybeI'11takeAmywithmetothespathisweekendinstead.好吧，猜猜怎么著?我這周末要艾米陪我去做spaFine,goisfree.好啊，隨你。艾米有空ShehadaharplessononSaturday,butitgotcanceled...她本來有豎琴課但是被取消掉了...Boy,whenyoutakeaninterestinpeople,youreallyuncorkageyserof.Thanks,Daddy.天啊，當(dāng)你開始關(guān)注別人時候鬼話真是止都止不住啊，嗯，謝謝，老爸Hesaidtheonlywaytoreallyfixanoldfloorlikethatistotearitupandreplacethewholething.他說修這種舊地板唯一的方法就是把它全部揭起來然后重新鋪一遍Thatsoundson.這聽起來太貴了，等等Nooffensetoherfather,buthe'snotanMITtrainedengineer.我沒有不尊敬她父親但他不是麻省理工的工程師啊Thinkingandb