諾丁山-Notting-Hill-中英文劇本

諾丁山NottingHill中英文劇本[Man]Sostaywithusbecauselaterthisafternoon,不要離開(kāi)，因?yàn)樯院蟆瓀e'reluckyenoughtobetalkingtoAnnaScott,我們將有幸請(qǐng)到安娜·斯科特…Hollywood'sbiggeststarbyfar.好萊塢迄今最紅的明星MissScott'slatestfilmisonceagaintoppingthecharts.斯科特小姐的新片再次雄居票房榜首-[Piano]-[ManContinues,Indistinct]ShemaybethefaceIcan'tforget∮我無(wú)法忘記她的臉∮Atraceofpleasureorregret∮帶著歡樂(lè)或悲傷∮∮我能為之付出我的所有∮MaybemytreasureorthepriceIhavetopay∮她也許只是個(gè)幻影∮Shemaybethemirror∮出現(xiàn)在我夢(mèng)中∮Ofmydream∮出現(xiàn)在夢(mèng)中的笑容∮Asmilereflectedinastream∮真實(shí)的她也許并不那么快樂(lè)∮Shemaynotbewhatshemayseem主演：茱莉亞·羅伯茨Insidehershell∮她在人群中似乎總是很快樂(lè)∮ShewhoalwaysseemssohappyinacrowdWhoseeyescanbesoprivateandsoproud∮眼神中帶著神秘和驕傲∮主演：休·格蘭特Noone'sallowedtoseethemwhentheycry∮沒(méi)人能看到她哭泣的樣子∮Shemaybethelovethatcannothopetolast∮也許她并不愿失去愛(ài)情∮<i>諾丁山<i/></i>Maycometomefromshadowsofthepast∮如果她走出陰影向我靠近∮∮那我至死也不會(huì)忘記∮ThatI'llremembertillthedayIdieShemaybethereasonIsurvive∮她也許是我活著的理由∮ThewhyandwhereforeI'malive∮是我至今還活著的理由∮TheoneI'llcareforthroughtherough∮我時(shí)刻準(zhǔn)備著扶持她走出困境∮AndreadyyearsMe,I'lltakeherlaughterandhertears∮我會(huì)分享她的歡笑和憂傷∮Andmakethemallmysouvenirs∮讓它們成為我的記憶∮∮我愿為她赴湯蹈火∮ForwhereshegoesI'vegottobeThemeaningofmylifeis∮我的一生只為她而活∮She∮她∮She∮她∮Oh,she∮哦，她∮[ManNarrating]OfcourseI'veseenherfilms...我當(dāng)然看過(guò)她的片子…andalwaysthoughtshewas,well,fabulous.而且一直認(rèn)為她很出色But,youknow,amillion,millionmilesfromtheworldIlivein...不過(guò)她和我的家鄉(xiāng)遠(yuǎn)隔重洋…whichishere,NottingHill,myfavoritebitofLondon.我住在諾丁山…倫敦我最喜歡的地方There'sthemarketonweekdayssellingeveryfruitandvegetableknowntoman.平時(shí)集市上會(huì)販賣各種為人熟知的果蔬Rockhardbananas,fiveforapound!香蕉，一鎊五公斤Thetattooparlorwithaguyoutsidewhogotdrunk...醉醺醺的人從刺青店里出來(lái)…andnowcan'trememberwhyhechose"IloveKen."卻記不起他為什么要刺上“我愛(ài)肯”TheradicalhairdresserswhereeveryonecomesoutlookingliketheCookieMonster,前衛(wèi)的發(fā)型師讓每個(gè)從店里走出去的人看起來(lái)像是餅干怪獸whethertheywanttoornot.不管他們是否喜歡Andthen,suddenly,it'stheweekend,到了周末，突如其來(lái)地andfrombreakofdayhundredsofstallsappearoutofnowhere,數(shù)以百計(jì)的攤販無(wú)處不在fillingPortobelloRoad,rightuptoNottingHillGate.布滿整個(gè)街道，一直排到諾丁山的大門Andwhereveryoulookthousandsofpeoplearebuyingmillionsofantiques,眼中所見(jiàn)盡是購(gòu)買古董的人somegenuineandsome...notquitesogenuine.有些是真品，也有些…只是贗品Andwhat'sgreatisthatlotsoffriendshaveendedupinthispartofLondon.最棒的是有很多朋友也住在這個(gè)倫敦的小區(qū)里That'sTony,forexample,architectturnedchef,比如說(shuō)東尼，由建筑師改行做了廚師whorecentlyinvestedallthemoneyheeverearnedinanewrestaurant.最近用他的所有積蓄開(kāi)了一家餐館Andso,thisiswhereIspendmydaysandyears...這就是我日復(fù)一日生活的地方…inthissmallvillageinthemiddleofthecityinahousewithabluedoor...這個(gè)小小區(qū)有間藍(lán)色門臉的房子…thatmywifeandIboughttogetherbeforesheleftmeforaman...是我妻子和我一起買的，后來(lái)她跟別人走了…wholookedexactlylikeHarrisonFord.一個(gè)長(zhǎng)得很像哈里森-福特的人AndwhereIleadastrangehalf-lifewithalodgercalled--我不同尋常的生活緣于一個(gè)房客，叫…Spike!斯帕克Youcouldn'thelpmewithanincredibleimportantdecision,couldyou?嘿，你能幫我作個(gè)非常重要的決定嗎？Isthisimportantincomparisonto,let'ssay,whethertheyshouldcancelThirdWorlddebt?象能否取消第三世界國(guó)家的債務(wù)一樣重要嗎？正是這樣，我終于要和簡(jiǎn)妮約會(huì)了That'sright.IamatlastgoingoutonadatewiththegreatJanine,andIjustwannabesureI'vepickedtherightT-shirt.我得保證穿最適合的T恤去赴約-Whatarethechoices?-Well,waitforit.-有些什么選擇？-稍等片刻（我喜歡血腥）Firstthere'sthisone.[Growls]Cool,huh?首先是這件，很酷吧？是的，不過(guò)用它來(lái)制造浪漫氣氛困難了點(diǎn)Yeah,itmightmakeithardtostrikeareallyromanticnote.Pointtaken.Don'tdespair.一針見(jiàn)血，別灰心如果期待浪漫的話，我相信有合適的Ifit'sromancewe'relookingfor,IbelieveIhavejustthething.（了解這兒）Yeah,well,thereagain,shemightnotthinkyouhadtrueloveonyourmind.又來(lái)了，她恐怕不會(huì)認(rèn)為你腦子里有真正的愛(ài)Right.Justonemore.好吧，再等等TruelovehereIcome.真愛(ài)，我來(lái)啦（你是世上最美麗的女人）Well,yeah.Yeah,that's--that's,um,perfect.是的，是的…這件很合適Great.Thanks.好極了，謝謝-Wishmeluck.-Goodluck.-祝我好運(yùn)-祝你好運(yùn)（想做愛(ài)嗎？）[Narrating]AndsoitwasjustanotherhopelessWednesday,那只是另一個(gè)毫無(wú)希望的星期三我路過(guò)擁擠的集市去上班asIwalkedthethousandyardsthroughthemarkettowork,從沒(méi)想過(guò)這一天將會(huì)永遠(yuǎn)改變我的生活neversuspectingthatthiswasthedaythatwasgonnachangemylifeforever.Thisiswork,bytheway,mylittletravelbookshop,順便說(shuō)一下，這是我工作的小旅游書(shū)店-Morning,Martin.-Morning,Monsignor.-早，馬丁-早，老板which,um,well,sellstravelbooks,這里專門賣旅游書(shū)刊andtobefrankwithyou,doesn'talwayssellmanyofthose.老實(shí)說(shuō)，銷路并不怎么好好極了，利潤(rùn)全來(lái)自廉價(jià)促銷Classic.Profitfrommajorsalespush,minus347pound.虧了347鎊ShallI,uh,goandgetyouacappuccino?我去替你買杯“卡布奇諾”好嗎？-Youknow,easethepainabit.-Yeah,yeah.-也許能緩解一點(diǎn)痛苦-是的，是的Bettermakeitahalf.AllIcanafford.不過(guò)我只付得起半杯的錢Getyourlogic.Demi-cappucomingrightup.照你的意思，半杯咖啡馬上就來(lái)[DoorbellDings]Um,canIhelpyouatall?需要幫忙嗎？不，謝謝，我只想…看看No,thanks.I'lljust...lookaround.Fine.好的Uh,thatbook'sreallynotgreat.那本書(shū)確實(shí)不怎么樣萬(wàn)一你略略看過(guò)就買下它那就是在浪費(fèi)自己的錢了Justincase,youknow,browsingturnedtobuying.You'dbewastingyourmoney.Butifit'sTurkeyyou'reinterestedin,如果你對(duì)土耳其感興趣的話um,thisone,ontheotherhand,isverygood.這本就不同了，非常棒Um,IthinkthemanwhowroteithasactuallybeentoTurkey,whichhelps.我想寫(xiě)這本書(shū)的人真正去過(guò)土耳其，言之有物Um,there'salsoaveryamusingincidentwithakebab,提到了不少有趣的民俗風(fēng)情um,whichisoneofmanyamusingincidents.這本比較有意思Thanks.I'llthinkaboutit.謝謝，我會(huì)考慮的Or,inthebiggerhardbackvariety,there's--或者選那本更大些的精裝本，有…I'msorry.Canyoujustgivemeasecond?抱歉，失陪一下Excuseme.打擾一下-Yes?-Badnews.-什么事？-很不幸-什么？-我們店里裝了監(jiān)視器What?We'vegotasecuritycamerainthisbitoftheshop.-所以？-所以我看到你把書(shū)放進(jìn)你的褲子So?SoIsawyouputthatbookdownyourtrousers.-Whatbook?-Theonedownyourtrousers.-什么書(shū)？-放進(jìn)你褲子的那本Idon'thaveabookdownmytrousers.我沒(méi)把什么書(shū)放到褲子里Right.好吧Itellyouwhat.Um,I'llcallthepolice,and,um,告訴你，我會(huì)叫警察，而且…ifI'mwrongaboutthewhole"bookdownthetrousers"scenario,如果是我弄錯(cuò)了“書(shū)掉進(jìn)褲子”的事，我會(huì)道歉Ireallyapologize.Okay.Whatif...Ididhaveabookdownmytrousers?好吧，如果…我往褲子里放了一本書(shū)呢？Well,ideally,whenIwentbacktothedesk,很簡(jiǎn)單，當(dāng)我回到柜臺(tái)時(shí)你把褲子里那本《巴利旅游指南》拿出來(lái)…you'dremovetheCadoganGuidetoBalifromyourtrousers...擦干凈放回去或是買下來(lái)andeitherwipeitandputitbackorbuyit.I'llseeyouinasec.回頭見(jiàn)I'msorryaboutthat.對(duì)不起No,it'sfine.不，沒(méi)關(guān)系我本來(lái)想偷，但現(xiàn)在改變主意了Iwasgonnastealone,butnowI'vechangedmymind.Oh,signedbytheauthor,Isee.我看到有作者的簽名Um,yeah,couldn'tstophim.是啊，他非要簽不可Ifyoucanfindanunsignedone,it'sworthanabsolutefortune.如果你能找到本沒(méi)簽名的，那絕對(duì)需要好運(yùn)氣-[Chuckles]-Excuseme.打擾一下-Yes?-CanIhaveyourautograph?-什么事？-能替我簽個(gè)名嗎？Uh,sure.當(dāng)然-Uh---Here.給你-What'syourname?-Rufus.-你叫什么？-魯弗斯Whatdoesitsay?寫(xiě)了些什么？That'smysignature.Andaboveit,itsays,"DearRufus,youbelonginjail."我的簽名，上面寫(xiě)的是“親愛(ài)的魯弗斯，去監(jiān)獄吧”Goodone.真不錯(cuò)-你想要我的電話嗎？-好提議-Doyouwantmyphonenumber?-Tempting.But...no.Thankyou.不過(guò)…不用了，謝謝Iwilltakethisone.我要買這本Oh,right,right.So,uh--哦，好的，好的，既然…Well,onsecondthoughts,um,maybeit'snotthatbadafterall.仔細(xì)想想，也許它并沒(méi)那么糟Actually,it'sasortofaclassic,really.實(shí)際上，它也相當(dāng)不錯(cuò)，真的Noneofthosechildishkebabstoriesyoufindinsomanybooksthesedays.絕沒(méi)有你在其它書(shū)中能看到的幼稚的民俗故事And,um,Itellyouwhat.另外還有I'llthrowinoneofthoseforfree.我免費(fèi)送你這本Usefulfor,uh,lightingfires,可以用來(lái)燒火照明wrappingfish,thatsortofthing.包魚(yú)，諸如此類-謝謝-不客氣-Thanks.-Pleasure.[DoorCloses]Cappuccino,asordered.你要的咖啡Thanks.謝謝Idon'tthinkyou'llbelievewhowasjustinhere.我想你不會(huì)相信剛才誰(shuí)來(lái)過(guò)Who?Wasitsomeonefamous?誰(shuí)？某個(gè)名人嗎？-No,no,no.-No?-不，不，不是-不是？Wouldbeexciting,though,wouldn'tit,ifsomeonefamouscameintotheshop?Hmm?如果有什么名人進(jìn)店來(lái)應(yīng)該會(huì)令人興奮對(duì)嗎？Doyouknow--andthisisprettyamazing,actually--知道嗎…的確能讓人激動(dòng)，實(shí)際上…butIoncesawRingoStarr.有次我見(jiàn)過(guò)林戈·斯達(dá)-Wherewasthat?-KensingtonHighStreet.-在哪？-肯辛頓大道AtleastIthinkitwasRingo.至少我覺(jué)得是林戈也許是那個(gè)“屋頂上的提琴手”的主演ItmighthavebeenthatmanfromFiddlerontheRoof.-Youknow,Toppy.-Topol.-你知道的，塔皮-塔頗是的，沒(méi)錯(cuò)，塔頗Yes,that'sright.Topol.Mm-hmm.Actually,RingoStarrdoesn't--doesn'tlookatalllike,uh,Topol.實(shí)際上林戈-斯達(dá)一點(diǎn)也不像塔頗Yeah,buthewas--hewasquitealongwayawayfromme.是的，不過(guò)他…他離我相當(dāng)遠(yuǎn)Soactuallyitcould'vebeenneitherofthem.所以肯定會(huì)是他們中的一個(gè)Yes,Isupposeso,yes.對(duì)，我想是這樣，是的-It'snotaclassicanecdote,isit?-Notaclassic,no.No.-這算不上什么大驚喜不是嗎？-是的，算不上-Anotherone?-[Sighs]Yes.No.-還要一杯嗎？-好啊…不Let'sgocrazy.I'llhaveanorangejuice.就奢侈一回吧，我要橙汁[PeopleChattering]-Okay,thanks.Bye-bye.-Seeyoulater.-好的，謝謝，再見(jiàn)-回見(jiàn)-Oh!-Oh!Shit!哦，該死-Oh,myGod!-Bugger!I'msosorry.I'msosorry.哦，老天，該死，對(duì)不起，我非常抱歉-Here.Letme---Getyourhandsoff!-來(lái)，讓我…-把手拿開(kāi)I'mreallysorry.I--Ilivejustoverthestreet.我真的很抱歉，我…我就住在街對(duì)面Ihave,um,waterandsoap.Youcangetcleanedup.那有水和肥皂，可以讓你弄干凈不，謝謝，我只想找到我的車No,thankyou.Ijustneedtogetmycarback.我那有電話，我想只要五分鐘…Ialsohaveaphone.I'mconfidentthatinfiveminutes...wecouldhaveyouspick-and-spanandbackonthestreetagain.就能讓你弄干凈回到街上來(lái)絕沒(méi)有不尊重你的意思Inthenon-prostitutesense,obviously.Allright.Well--Whatdoyoumean,"justoverthestreet"?好吧，你說(shuō)“就在街對(duì)面”是多遠(yuǎn)？-Giveittomeinyards.-Uh,18yards.-具體是多遠(yuǎn)？-大概18碼That'smyhousetherewiththebluefrontdoor.那扇藍(lán)色的門就是我的家Comeonin.I'lljust--I'lljust--請(qǐng)進(jìn)，我…我…好了，好了，進(jìn)來(lái)吧Um,right.Right.Comein.這里通常都不太整潔It's,um,notquiteastidyasitnormallyis,Ifear.But,um--Thebathroom'sonthetopfloor.不過(guò)…洗手間在樓上Andthetelephone'sjust--justuphere.電話就…就在這Here.Let--Letme,um--來(lái)，讓…讓我…Um,roundthecorner.Straighton--straightonup.轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)去，一直…一直向上Bugger.該死[Groans]Uh-oh.Uh,走之前想喝杯茶嗎？wouldyoulikeacupofteabeforeyougo?-No.-Coffee?-不用-咖啡？-No.-Orangejuice?-不-橙汁？Probablynot.Um,somethingelsecold.你大概不會(huì)要，那來(lái)些其它冷飲吧Uh---[BottlesRattling]-Coke?Water?可樂(lè)？水？Somedisgustingsugarydrink...或者來(lái)些所謂的天然水果味讓人惡心的含糖飲料？pretendingtohavesomethingtodowithfruitsoftheforest?-No.-Wouldyoulikesomethingtoeat?-不用-那你想吃點(diǎn)什么嗎？Uh,somethingtonibble?隨便吃點(diǎn)什么？Um,apricotssoakedinhoney?蜜制杏子？Quitewhy,nooneknows,becauseitstopsthemtastingofapricots...沒(méi)人知道味道怎樣，因?yàn)槎紒?lái)不及嘗嘗杏子…以為味道就像蜂蜜andmakesthemtastelikehoney,andifyouwantedhoney,you'djustbuyhoneyinsteadof...apricots.如果你想要蜂蜜，就只要買蜂蜜而不要杏子但不管怎樣，我們有這個(gè)Um,butnevertheless,therewegothere.They'reyoursifyouwantthem.你想的話可以嘗嘗No.不用了Doyoualwayssay"no"toeverything?不管什么事你都說(shuō)“不”嗎？No.不I'dbetterbegoing.我還是走的好Thanksforyour,uh,help.謝謝你的…幫忙You'rewelcome.And,uh,mayIalsosay,um,heavenly.也許我也要說(shuō)，太棒了我只有一次機(jī)會(huì)這么說(shuō)I'lljusttakemyonechancetosayit.Afteryou'vereadthatterriblebook,在你讀過(guò)那些糟糕的書(shū)之后you'recertainlynotgoingtobecomingbacktotheshop.你肯定不會(huì)再回那家書(shū)店Thankyou.謝謝Yeah.Well,mypleasure.不客氣So...itwasnicetomeetyou.很高興認(rèn)識(shí)你Surrealbut,um--butnice.有些超現(xiàn)實(shí)…但很棒Sorry.抱歉[PeopleChatteringOutside]“超現(xiàn)實(shí)但很棒”？我在想什么？"Surrealbutnice"?WhatwasIthinking?[DoorbellRings]-Hi.-Hi.-嗨-嗨-Iforgotmyotherbag.-Oh,right.Right.-我忘了我的袋子-哦，好的Thanks.謝謝I'mverysorryaboutthe"surrealbutnice"comment.很抱歉說(shuō)什么“超現(xiàn)實(shí)但很棒”-Disaster.-That'sokay.太糟糕了那沒(méi)什么，我覺(jué)得有關(guān)蜂蜜和杏子才真正糟糕Ithoughttheapricotandhoneythingwasthereallowpoint.-[Chuckles]-[DoorknobRattling]Oh,myGod.Myflatmate.老天，我的室友I'msorry.There'snoexcuseforhim.對(duì)不起，他行為很怪誕[ClearsThroat]-Hey.-Hi.-嘿-嗨I'mjustgoingintothekitchentogetsomefood.我要去廚房找些吃的ThenI'mgonnatellyouastorythatwillmakeyourballsshrinktothesizeofraisins.然后跟你說(shuō)個(gè)故事那會(huì)讓你的球縮到只有葡萄干那么大Probablybestnottotellanyoneaboutthis.最好別跟任何人提起這事Right.Right.Noone.好的，好的，沒(méi)問(wèn)題Imean,I'lltellmyselfsometimes.我是說(shuō)，我會(huì)偶爾跟自己說(shuō)說(shuō)不過(guò)別擔(dān)心，我根本不相信Butdon'tworry.Iwon'tbelieveit.-Bye.-Bye.-再見(jiàn)-再見(jiàn)There'ssomethingwrongwiththisyogurt.這酸奶有點(diǎn)問(wèn)題這不是酸奶，是蛋黃醬It'snotyogurt.It'smayonnaise.Oh,right.Therewearethen.哦，沒(méi)錯(cuò)，就是這樣Mm.Onforavideofesttonight?今晚想飽飽眼福嗎？Igotsomeabsoluteclassics.我有部絕對(duì)的好片子-Smile.-No.-笑一笑-不-Smile.-I'vegotnothingtosmileabout.-笑一笑-沒(méi)什么值得我笑Okay.好吧Inaboutsevenseconds,在七秒鐘內(nèi)I'mgoingtoaskyoutomarryme.我會(huì)向你求婚想想看[Spike]Imagine.Somewhereintheworldthere'samanwho'sallowedtokissher.在某個(gè)地方有個(gè)男人被允準(zhǔn)吻她[BothLaughing]Yes,sheis,uh,是的，她的確叫人難以置信fairlyfabulous.-DoyouhaveanybooksbyDickens?-No.-你們這有狄更斯的書(shū)嗎？-不沒(méi)有，我們這是旅游書(shū)店，只出售旅游書(shū)刊No,I'mafraidwe'reatravelbookshop.Weonlyselltravelbooks.Oh,right.HowaboutthenewJohnGrishamthriller?是嗎，約翰·格雷歇的恐怖作品呢？Well,no,'causethat's,uh--that'sanoveltoo,isn'tit?沒(méi)有，因?yàn)槟恰且彩切≌f(shuō)不是嗎？Oh,right.哦，是的[Sighs]HaveyougotWinniethePooh?有“小熊維尼”嗎？Martin,yourcustomer.馬丁，你來(lái)接待一下-Uh,canIhelpyou?-[BellDinging]需要效勞嗎？[Pop]Onceinalifetime嘿-[Continues]-Hey.Hi.嗨我想問(wèn)一下-Onceinalifetime-Just,um,incidentally,uh,why...areyouwearingthat?為什么…你穿這個(gè)？Combinationoffactorsreally.Uh,nocleanclothes.多方面的因素…沒(méi)有干凈衣服Thereneverwillbe,youknow,unlessyouactuallycleanyourclothes.永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)有，要知道，如果你不把衣服洗干凈Right.Viciouscircle.不錯(cuò)，很壞的習(xí)慣AndIwas,like,rootingaroundinyourthings...所以我去翻找你的衣物…找到了這個(gè)，我覺(jué)得很酷andIfoundthis,andIthought"cool."有幾分…獨(dú)特Kinda...spacey.There'ssomethingwrongwiththegoggles,though.不過(guò)潛水鏡有點(diǎn)問(wèn)題No,theywere,um,prescription.沒(méi)有，它用的是光學(xué)鏡片-Groovy.-SoIcouldseeallthefishesproperly.-太棒了-這樣我才能完全看清那些魚(yú)Youshoulddomoreofthisstuff.你該多弄些這玩意-今天有沒(méi)有留言？-有的，我記下了兩三條-So,look,anymessagestoday?-Yeah,Iwroteacoupledown.Sothereweretwo.Thereweretwomessages?Right?那就是兩條，有兩條對(duì)嗎？Youwantmetowritedownallyourmessages?你要我記下你所有的留言嗎？Okay,whoaretheonesthatyoudidn'twritedownfrom?好吧，哪些是你沒(méi)寫(xiě)記的？[Sighs]不記得了，哦，不No.Gonecompletely.Oh,no.Therewasonefromyourmum.有一條是你媽媽打來(lái)的她說(shuō)別忘了吃午飯，還有她的腿疼又犯了Shesaiddon'tforgetlunch,andherleg'shurtingagain.-Nooneelse?-Absolutelynooneelse.-沒(méi)別的了？-絕對(duì)沒(méi)有了Thoughifwe'regoingforthisobsessivewritingdownallthemessagething,不過(guò)如果我們努力去回憶的話someAmericangirlcalledAnnacalledafewdaysago.幾天前有個(gè)叫安娜的美國(guó)姑娘來(lái)過(guò)電話-Whatdidshesay?-Well,itwasgenuinelybizarre.-她說(shuō)了什么？-真是奇怪她說(shuō)，“嗨，我是安娜”，接著說(shuō)“打電話到里茲大飯店找我”…Shesaid,"Hi.It'sAnna."Thenshesaid,"CallmeatTheRitz"...andthengaveherselfacompletelydifferentname.然后卻報(bào)了一個(gè)完全不同的名字-是什么？-早就忘了-Whichwas?-Absolutelynoidea.要記住一個(gè)名字很困難Rememberingonename'shardenough.No,I--Iknowthat.She--Shesaidthat.不，我明白，是她說(shuō)的Um,Iknowshe'susinganothername.我知道她用了別的名字Theproblemissheleftthemessagewithmyflatmate...問(wèn)題是她留言給我的室友…whichwasaveryseriousmistake.是個(gè)嚴(yán)重的錯(cuò)誤想象一下你曾遇見(jiàn)過(guò)的最蠢的人吧Um,Idon'tknow.Imagine,ifyouwill,thestupidestpersonyou'veevermet.-想象得到嗎？-是的，我大致有個(gè)印象了-Areyoudoingthat?-Yes,sir,Ihavehiminmymind.Andnowdoubleit.Andthatisthe,um--whatcanIsay--那就再加一倍，我只能這么形容他了…thegitthatIamlivingwith.和我同住的那個(gè)飯桶Andhecan'tremember---他無(wú)法記住…-試試弗琳斯東-TryFlintstone.-I'msorry,what?-抱歉，什么？-我想她說(shuō)她叫弗琳斯東IthinkshesaidhernamewasFlintstone.Idon't--Idon'tsuppose,um,Flintstoneringsanybells,doesit?我不敢肯定，弗琳斯東留過(guò)話給前臺(tái)嗎？-Oh,I'llputyourightthrough,sir.-Oh,myGod.Hello.Hi.你好，嗨你好，你好嗎？-Hithere.-Hello?Hi.Hi.嗨，嗨-Sorry.It'sWilliam...Thacker.-Yes?打擾了，我是威廉…扎克我們…我在書(shū)店工作Um,we--Iworkinabookshop.你可真會(huì)?？幔攘巳觳呕仉奤h-huh.Youplayeditprettycoolthere,waitingforthreedaystocall.哦，不，我發(fā)誓我這輩子還從沒(méi)耍過(guò)什么酷Oh,no,IpromiseyouI'veneverplayedanythingcoolinmyentirelife.Myflatmate,who'llI'llstabtodeathlater,nevergavemethemessage.是我的室友一直沒(méi)告訴我，回頭我要?dú)⒘怂也恢溃苍S…Idon'tknow.Perhaps,um,Icoulddroproundfortealaterorsomething.我能來(lái)你那喝茶什么的-Thingsareprettybusyhere.Imightbefreearound4:00.-Right.Right.Great.-我現(xiàn)在很忙，大概4點(diǎn)會(huì)有空-好的，好的，好極了-Bye.-Yea--Bye.-再見(jiàn)-再見(jiàn)[PhoneClicks,DialTone]Classic.太棒了Classic.太棒了[Piano][Continues]-Whichfloor?-Three,please.-幾樓？-三樓，謝謝[ElevatorDings]-你肯定？…-是這…Uh,areyousurethisis--Oh,yeah.Yeah.Sure.是的，是的，沒(méi)錯(cuò)-Hi.Hi.I'mKaren.-Hi.-嗨，我是凱倫-嗨I'msorry.Thingsarerunningalittlebitlate.抱歉，實(shí)在太忙了點(diǎn)Here'sthe,uh,thing.Doyouwannacomethisway?拿著這些，請(qǐng)跟我來(lái)從這過(guò)去[Karen]Throughhere.[ReportersChattering]Sowhatdidyouthinkofthefilm?你們對(duì)本片有何看法？Yeah,Ithoughtitwasfantastic.Ithoughtitwas,uh,我覺(jué)得真是妙不可言CloseEncountersmeetsJeandeFlorette.讓人聯(lián)想到“戀戀山城”Iagree.我同意I'msorry.Ididn'tgetdownwhatmagazinesyou'refrom.對(duì)不起，我沒(méi)記下你是哪家雜志社的-TimeOut.-Great.-“中場(chǎng)休息”-很好Andyou'refrom?你呢？Uh,Horse&Hound.唔，“馬和獵犬”名字是威廉·扎克我想，實(shí)際上她也許在等我Thename'sWilliamThacker.Ithink,actually,shemightbeexpectingme.Oh,okay.TakeaseatandI'llgocheck.請(qǐng)稍等，我去看看Iseeyou've,uh--Iseeyou'vebroughthersomeflowers.我看到…我看到你給她帶了花[Laughing]No.不Theseareformy,um,grandmother.是給我，唔，祖母的She'sinahospitaljustdowntheroad.她住在附近的醫(yī)院ThoughtI'dkilltwobirdswithonestone,youknow.我正好順路去看看她Sure,right.Absolutely.Yeah.Yeah.是的，不錯(cuò)，是的Whichhospital'sthat?是哪家醫(yī)院？Doyoumindmenotsaying?我可以不說(shuō)嗎？It'saratherdistressingdisease.那會(huì)讓我感到難過(guò)-Nameofthehospitalkindofgivesitaway.-Absolutely.Sure.-提到醫(yī)院總是讓人不快-說(shuō)得不錯(cuò)Cheers.Ooh,yes.-振作點(diǎn)-好的Right,uh,Mr.Thacker.Willyoucomethisway.好了，扎克先生，請(qǐng)跟我來(lái)Right.好的You'vegotfiveminutes.你有五分鐘-Hi.-Hello.-嗨-你好Uh,Ibroughtthese,butclearly--我?guī)Я诉@個(gè)，但顯然…No,they'regreat.They'regreat.不，它們很漂亮，非常漂亮很抱歉沒(méi)能及時(shí)回電話Ah,listen,I'msorryaboutnotringingback.Thewhole"two-namesconcept"...兩個(gè)名字對(duì)我那室友可憐的智商來(lái)說(shuō)實(shí)在太復(fù)雜了wastotallytoomuchformyflatmate'spea-sizedintellect.不，這是愚蠢的保密措施，我常用卡通人物名No,it'sastupidprivacything.Ialwayspicka...cartooncharacter.LasttimeIwasMrs.Bambi.上次用的是“斑比”[DoorCloses]-Everythingallright?-Yes,thankyou.-一切都好吧？-是的，謝謝Andyou'refrom,uh,Horse&Hound.你是“馬和獵犬”雜志社的-Yeah.-Good.-對(duì)-很好Isthatso?Well.So,uh--那么…Uh,I'lljust...fireawaythen,shallI?我可以…開(kāi)始提問(wèn)了嗎？Right.好吧Uh--Thefilm'sgreat,and,um,這部片子非常棒Ijustwaswonderingwhether...我想知道你是否…youeverthoughtofhaving,um,曾考慮過(guò)…加些馬進(jìn)去more,uh,horsesinit.[ClearsThroat]Uh,well,wewouldhavelikedto,我們希望這樣做不過(guò)對(duì)太空題材來(lái)說(shuō)顯然有些困難butitwas,um,difficult,obviously,beingsetinspace.Space,right,yeah.Yeah,obviouslyverydifficult.太空，說(shuō)得沒(méi)錯(cuò)，是的，顯然很困難I'msosorry.Iarrivedoutside.真不好意思，我來(lái)了這里Theythrustthisthingintomyhand--但毫無(wú)思想準(zhǔn)備…No,it'smyfault.Ithoughtthiswouldallbeoverbynow.不，是我的錯(cuò)，我本以為早該結(jié)束了的我只是想為那個(gè)吻的事道歉Ijustwantedtosortofapologizeforthekissingthing.Iseriouslydon'tknowwhatcameoverme.我真的不知道自己怎么了AndIjustwantedtomakesurethatyouwerefineaboutit.我只想確定那沒(méi)有影響到你-Yeah,yeah,yeah.Absolutelyfine.-[DoorCloses]是的，是的，絕對(duì)沒(méi)有DorememberthatMissScottisalsokeentotalkabouthernextproject...別忘了斯科特小姐同樣渴望著的下一部片子…whichis,um,shootinglaterinthesummer.就是夏天將要開(kāi)拍的那部Ah,yes,excellent.Excellent.是的，非常棒，非常棒那里面有馬嗎？Anyhorsesinthatone?Orhoundsforthatmatter.Ourreadersareequallyintriguedbybothspecies.或是獵犬，我們的讀者對(duì)此很感興趣Ittakesplaceonasubmarine.場(chǎng)景是在一艘潛艇上Oh.Well,badluck.哦，真不幸But,um,不過(guò)iftherewerehorsesinit,如果有馬的話wouldyouberidingthem...你會(huì)騎它們…orwouldyoubegetting,a--astunt-horse-double-man-thing?還是找個(gè)特技演員作替身呢？[Chuckles]I-I'macompletemoron.Iapologize.I--我是個(gè)十足的笨蛋，不好意思，我…太不可思議了，這種事只會(huì)出現(xiàn)在夢(mèng)里Thisisveryweird.It'sthesortofthingthathappensindreams,notinreallife.而不是現(xiàn)實(shí)當(dāng)中Imean,gooddreams.It'sa--我是說(shuō)美夢(mèng)，這是個(gè)…It'sadream,infact,uh,toseeyouagain.能再見(jiàn)到你實(shí)際上就像個(gè)夢(mèng)Whathappensnextinthedream?接下去還會(huì)夢(mèng)到什么？我猜在這個(gè)，呃，夢(mèng)…Isupposeinthe,uh,dream--dreamscenario--Ijust,uh,夢(mèng)境中…我會(huì)…changemypersonality...改變我的行為方式…becauseyoucandothatindreamsand,um,因?yàn)樵趬?mèng)里你可以這么做走過(guò)去并吻這個(gè)女孩walkoverand,uh,kissthegirl.But,uh--不過(guò)…時(shí)間到了，你達(dá)到目的了嗎？Time'sup,I'mafraid.Didyougetwhatyouwanted?-Um,nearly,nearly.-Well,maybejustonelastquestion.-還差一點(diǎn)，差一點(diǎn)-好吧，最后一個(gè)問(wèn)題-Um,nearly,nearly.-Well,maybejustonelastquestion.-Sure.[ClearsThroat]-Right,right.-當(dāng)然-好的，好的[DoorCloses]Areyou...busytonight?你…今晚忙嗎？-Yes.-Right.Right.-是的-好的，好的-Comein.-Well,itwasnicetomeetyou.-請(qǐng)進(jìn)-好了，很高興認(rèn)識(shí)你Yes,andyou.我也是Surreal...butnice.超現(xiàn)實(shí)…但很不錯(cuò)Thankyou.YouareHorse&Hounds'favoriteactress.謝謝，你是“馬和獵犬”最喜歡的女演員YouandBlackBeauty...和"黑美人"…tied.不相上下Howwasshe?她怎么樣？Oh,um,fabulous.好得難以置信Excellent.Waitaminute.Shetookyourgrandmother'sflowers.好極了，等等，她拿了你祖母的花Uh,yeah,yeah.That'sright.是的，是的，沒(méi)錯(cuò)-Bitch.-[Karen]Oh,Mr.Thacker.-賤貨-哦，扎克先生Mr.Thacker,ifyou'dliketocomewithme,wecanrushyouthroughtheothers.扎克先生，如果你不介意的話-我們能臨時(shí)安排你另一個(gè)采訪-另一個(gè)？Theothers?Mr.ThackerisfromHorse&Hound.扎克先生是“馬和獵犬”雜志社的-How'sitgoing?-Verywell,thankyou.-你好嗎？-很好，謝謝Haveaseat.請(qǐng)坐-Well,didyouenjoythefilm?-[ClockTicking]你喜歡這部片子嗎？Yes,enormously.是的，非常喜歡-Well,fireaway.-Right.-請(qǐng)?zhí)釂?wèn)吧-好的拍片期間還愉快嗎？Didyouenjoymakingthefilm?-Yes,Idid.-Good.-是的-很好Anybitinparticular?有沒(méi)有特別喜歡的部分？Youtellmewhatbityouenjoyedthemost,先說(shuō)說(shuō)你最喜歡哪個(gè)場(chǎng)景andI'lltellyouifIenjoyedmakingthatbit.我再告訴你我是否同樣喜歡Uh,I...我…likedthebitinspace...例如在太空中那部分…verymuch.我非常喜歡Didyouidentifywiththecharacteryou'replaying?你和你演的角色有共同點(diǎn)嗎？[SpeakingSpanish]-No.-No.-沒(méi)有-沒(méi)有Oh.Whynot?為什么？[Spanish][Spanish]因?yàn)樗莸氖且粋€(gè)失控的食肉機(jī)器人Becausehe'splayingapsychopathicflesh-eatingrobot.Classic.好極了So,uh,那么isthisyourfirstfilm?這是你第一部片子嗎？No.It'smy22nd.不，這是第22部了Ofcourseitis.Anyfavoritesamongthe22?我是想問(wèn)你最喜歡哪一部？WorkingwithLeonardo.和萊昂納多合作的那部-DaVinci?-DiCaprio.-達(dá)芬奇嗎？-狄卡·普里奧Ofcourse.[Chuckles]當(dāng)然Andis--isheyourfavoriteItaliandirector?他…是你最喜歡的導(dǎo)演嗎？[ReportersChattering]-Mr.Thacker.-Oh,no.-扎克先生-哦，不-Haveyougotaminute?-No.-能耽誤你一會(huì)嗎？-不Hi.嗨Hi.嗨Um--Yeah,sothe,um--啊…是這樣的the--thethingIwasdoingtonight,I'mnotdoinganymore.我，我推掉了我今晚的事情我告訴他們今晚我接受了…ItoldthemIhadtospendtheevening...英國(guó)第一騎師記者的邀請(qǐng)withBritain'spremierequestrianjournalist.Oh.Well,great.哦，太棒了Fantastic.That's,uh--難以置信，這…Oh.Shittitybrickitty.哦，太糟糕了It'smysister'sbirthday.Shit.We'remeanttobehavingdinner.今天是我妹妹生日，可惡我們約好了要一起吃晚飯-Okay,that'sfine.-No.I'msureIcangetoutofit.-好啊，沒(méi)關(guān)系-不，我肯定能推掉No,Imean,ifit'sfinewithyou,I'llbeyourdate.不，我是說(shuō)，只要你不介意我可以和你一起去You--You'llbemydate...你…你肯和我一起…tomylittlesister'sbirthdayparty?去我妹妹的生日晚會(huì)？-Ifit'sallright.-Well,yeah,I'msureit'sallright.-如果沒(méi)問(wèn)題的話-哦，當(dāng)然沒(méi)問(wèn)題MyfriendMaxiscooking,是馬克掌廚大家公認(rèn)他是世上最差勁的廚師andheisgenerallyacknowledgedtobetheworstcookintheworld.But,um,youknow,youcouldhidethefoodinyourhandbagorsomething.不過(guò)，你可以事先在手袋里藏些食物-Okay.-Okay.-好的-好的-He'sbringingagirl?-Miraclesdohappen.-他帶了個(gè)女孩？-真是怪事-Doesthegirlhaveaname?-Don'tknow.Wouldn'tsay.-那姑娘叫什么？-不知道，沒(méi)有說(shuō)Oh,Christ!Whatisgoingoninthere?哦，我的天，這是怎么回事？-[DoorbellRings]-Oh,God!哦，老天Hi.Comeonin.Vaguefoodcrisis.嗨，快進(jìn)來(lái)，食物焦糊危機(jī)Hiya!Sorry.好啊，抱歉Theguinea-fowlisprovingmorecomplicatedthanexpected.看來(lái)珍珠雞比預(yù)料的更難做-He'scookingguinea-fowl?-Don'tevenask.-他在做珍珠雞？-別問(wèn)了-Hi.-Hi.-嗨-嗨GoodLord,you'rethespittingimageof--天啊，你是那個(gè)肖像滿天飛…Bella,thisisAnna.貝拉，這是安娜-Right.-Okay,crisisover.-沒(méi)錯(cuò)-好了，危機(jī)解除Max,thisisAnna.馬克，這是安娜-Hi.-Hello,Anna---嗨-你好，安娜…Scott.Havesomewine.斯科特，來(lái)杯酒嗎？Thankyou.謝謝-[DoorbellRings]-I'llgetit.我去開(kāi)門Redorwhite?紅酒白酒？-Oh.Hey.-Hi.-哦，嘿-嗨-Oh,yes,happybirthday.-Thankyou.-生日快樂(lè)-謝謝看看你哥哥帶來(lái)的女孩Look,yourbrother'sbroughtthisgirl.Hi,guys.嗨，大家好，哦，我的天Oh,holyfuck!Hon,thisisAnna.Anna,thisisHoney.She'smybabysister.漢，這是安娜，安娜，這是漢妮，我小妹Oh.Hi.哦，嗨Oh,God.Thisisoneofthosekeymomentsinlife...天啊，這可是一生中的重要時(shí)刻之一…當(dāng)它成為現(xiàn)實(shí)時(shí)真是太酷了…whenit'spossibleyoucanbereallygenuinelycool...andI--I'mgoingtofailjustahundredpercent.我真的要暈了I--Iabsolutely,totallyandutterlyadoreyou.我…我絕對(duì)，完全，徹底地崇拜你AndIjustthink...youarethemostbeautifulwomanintheworld.而且我認(rèn)為…你是世上最美的女人And,moreimportantly,Igenuinelybelieve,更重要的是，我真的相信andI'vebelievedforsometimenow,thatwecouldbebestfriends.一直以來(lái)我都相信，我們能成為最好的朋友Sowhatdoyouthink?你怎么想？[Chuckles]Uh,luckyme.非常榮幸生日快樂(lè)[ClearsThroat]Well,happybirthday.哦，你給我?guī)Я硕Y物，那我們是好朋友了Oh,yougavemeapresent.We'rebestfriendsalreadythen.MarryWill.He'sareallyniceguy.Thenwecanbesisters.結(jié)婚吧，他真的很不錯(cuò)，那樣我們就能做姐妹了-Well,I'llthinkaboutit.-[Chuckles]我會(huì)考慮的-[DoorbellRings]-That'llbeBernie.肯定是伯尼-Hi.-Hi.SorryI'mlate.-嗨-嗨，抱歉來(lái)晚了Bollocksedupatworkagain,Ifear.我擔(dān)心工作又弄砸了-Millionsdownthedrain.-Welldone.-虧了幾百萬(wàn)-干得不賴-伯尼，這是安娜-你好，安娜，很高興認(rèn)識(shí)你-Bernie,thisisAnna.-Hello,Anna.Delightedtomeetyou.-Andyou.-Honeybunny,Happybirthdaytoyou還有你，漢妮寶貝∮祝你生日快樂(lè)∮-Hi,Bella.-Hi.-嗨，貝拉-嗨是一頂帽子，你用不著非得戴它Um,it--it--it'sahat.Youdon'thavetowearitoranything.-Hi,Will.-Hi.-嗨-嗨Hi.嗨-Hi.-What?-嗨-怎么了？-Wine,Bernie?-Mm.要酒嗎，伯尼？-[CorkPops]-Youhaven'tsleptwithher,haveyou?你和她睡過(guò)覺(jué)沒(méi)有？Thatisacheapquestion,andtheansweris,ofcourse,nocomment.這問(wèn)題太粗俗了，答案當(dāng)然是無(wú)可奉告-那就表示“有”-不，沒(méi)有-Nocommentmeans"yes."-No,itdoesn't.-Doyouevermasturbate?-Definitelynocomment.-對(duì)她有過(guò)性幻想嗎？-絕對(duì)無(wú)可奉告-Yousee,itmeans"yes."-[Honey]Oh,myGod!-你知道的，這表示“有”-哦，上帝So,uh,tellme,um,Anna,whatdoyoudo?那么，說(shuō)說(shuō)看，安娜，你是做哪一行的？-I'manactress.-Oh,splendid.-我是演員-哦，好極了你是做什么的？Whatdoyoudo?我是個(gè)股票經(jīng)紀(jì)，和你的行業(yè)沒(méi)太多共同之處I'mactuallyinthestockmarketmyself,so,uh,notreallysimilarfields.Though,um--um,Ihavedonetheoddbitofamateurstuff.盡管我曾做過(guò)業(yè)余獨(dú)角戲演員P.G.沃德豪斯的滑稽劇，你知道的Um--uh,P.G.Wodehouse.Farce,allthat,youknow."Carefulthere,Vicar."“小心點(diǎn)，牧師”Alwaysimaginedit'saprettytoughjob,though,acting.一直覺(jué)得這是個(gè)艱難的行當(dāng)-Thewagesareascandal,aren'tthey?-Theycanbe.-我是說(shuō)，收入簡(jiǎn)直難以啟齒對(duì)吧？-可以這么說(shuō)Iseefriendsfromuniversity--cleverchaps.我知道有些機(jī)靈的家伙干這行比你更久Beeninthebusinesslongerthanyou.他們一年只掙可憐的七八千They'rescrapingbyonseven,eightthousandayear.Youknow,it'snolife.要知道，那無(wú)法維生-Whatsortofactingdoyoudo?-Films,mainly.-你從事哪種戲劇形式？-主要是電影哦，太棒了，混得不錯(cuò)，演電影的收入怎樣？Oh,splendid.Oh,welldone.How'sthepayinmovies?Imean,lastfilmyoudid,whatdidyougetpaid?我是指…你最近一部電影的收入是多少？Fifteenmilliondollars.一千五百萬(wàn)美元Right.是吧Sothat's,well,fairlygood.看來(lái)，的確很不錯(cuò)Right,Ithinkwe'reready.好了，可以開(kāi)飯了-Ooh.-Okay.-貝拉，你能告訴我…-