The Goodbye Girl《再見女郎（1977）》完整中英文對照劇本

我們到站了,快點兒.

Here'sourstop,comeon.

下周這個時候...我們就在加利福尼亞了!

Thistimenextweek...California!

你興不興奮呀?

Youexcited?

我跟你一樣,我都等不及了.

Me,too.Ican'twait.

你去過那兒嗎?

Wereyoueverthere?

去過一次,和別人一塊兒參加音樂劇巡演時,待了六個禮拜.

Once,forsixweeks,touringwithsomemusical.

那次巡演期間我們還一塊兒去游泳呢,那可是12月月中的時候...

InthemiddleofDecemberwewentswimming...

-哪部音樂劇?

-Whichmusical?

-你管音樂劇是什么干嘛?

-What'sthedifference?

我是想要告訴你那兒有多美.

I'mtryin'totellyouhowbeautifulit'sgonnabe.

言歸正傳,我們即將去某座小山上找到某個小屋子住下來.

We'regonnalookforalittlehousewayupinthehills.

是在電影制片廠附近嗎?

Nearthemoviestudios?

對啊,你的窗戶會正好兒朝著華納兄弟公♥司♥.

Yes,yourwindowwillfaceWarnerBros.

你躺在自己的床上就能看見他們把世界炸飛了.挺不錯的吧?

Youcanwatchthemblowuptheworldfromyourbed.Allright?

哦,天吶.你猜我們在那兒會不會擁有結(jié)滿橘子的樹?能結(jié)檸檬也行啊.

Oh,God.Canyouimagineyourveryownorangetree?Andlemons!

我猜那部音樂劇是屋頂上的小提琴手.

IthinkthemusicalwasFiddlerontheRool.

(屋頂上的小提琴手:農(nóng)夫被趕出家園被迫拋棄傳統(tǒng)開始新生活).

當時我留在家里姥姥照看的我,我那時才4歲半.

IstayedwithGrandma.Iwas4?.

你從來就沒4歲半過.你生下來就26了!

Youwerenever4?.Youwereborn26!

你覺得我不會留級吧?

DoyouthinkI'llbeinthesamegrade?

你當然不會了!那兒的一切都跟這兒一樣,只不過那兒早了3個小時.

Ofcourseyouwill!Everything'sthesameoutthere,onlyit'sthreehoursearlier.

你畢業(yè)的時間還能提前一點兒.

You'llgraduateyounger.

我們班有個從加利福尼亞轉(zhuǎn)學過來的女生.

AgirlfromCalifornia'sinourclass.

她以前跟海倫·瑞狄的閨女一起上學.

ShewenttoschoolwithHelenReddy'sdaughter.

同學們看了你的相片兒以后,你知道他們會怎么說你嗎?

Whataboutyou?Afterthispicturethey'llbesaying:

"托尼·迪弗瑞斯特的小女兒來了"

"TheregoesTonyDeForrest'slittlegirl."

對~可他又不是明星,他只不過是一個演員.

Yeah,buthe'snotastar,he'sjustanactor.

明星們都是從當演員開始的.

Starshavetobeactorsfirst.

-還有他也不是我親爸!

-Andhe'snotreallymyfather!

-你是一個特別軸的事兒媽!

-You'resuchasticklerfordetails!

我能不能先讓托尼看看我的東西?

CanIshowTonyallmythingsfirst?

等會兒再說.你先把作業(yè)寫了.

Later.Youhavehomeworktodo.

再過四天我們就搬家了.我還用寫作業(yè)嗎?

We'removinginfourdays.DoIhavetodohomework?

要是這幾天他們教些讓你開竅兒的呢?

SupposebetweennowandFridaytheyteachbrainsurgery?

(brainsurgery:腦科手術)

我可不想讓你錯過去.

Iwouldn'twantyoutomissit.

媽媽,上禮拜上科學試驗課我已經(jīng)開了竅兒了.

Wehaditlastweekinscience.

-你是認真的嗎?

-Areyouserious?

-傻子!你就跟個傻子似的!你知道嗎?

-Dumb!Youknowyou'redumb!

我不知道!我剛才琢磨著也許是解剖青蛙你給它開的竅兒.我知道什么我知道?

Ithoughtmaybeinfrogdissection.WhatdoIknow?

我能給他看看我的新毛衣和牛仔褲嗎?

CanIjustshowhimmynewsweaterandjeans?

好吧!

Allright!

但你得先洗洗臉,攏攏頭.

Butwashyourfaceandbrushyourhair.

不能化妝!

Andnomakeup!

托尼?

Tony?

親愛的?

Sweetheart?

你是在浴室嗎?

Youinthebathroom?

我們把亞歷山大超♥市♥的東西都掃蕩干凈了!

WecleanedoutAlexander's!

我們把特♥價♥的都買♥♥了...

Weboughteverythingonsale...

...你最好喜歡我買♥♥的東西,因為它們不能退.

...soyou'dbetterlikeit'causewecan'texchangeit.

我給你買♥♥了件禮物.寶貝兒?

Iboughtyouapresent.Babe?

快出來看看!

Comeoutandsee!

寶貝兒?

Babe?

哦,我的天!

Oh,myGod!

怎么了?

Whathappened?

他走了!

He'sgone!

他扔下我們走了!

Heleftwithoutus!

去加利福尼亞啦?

ForCalifornia?

去意大利了.

ForItaly.

-我能念念嗎?

-CanIreadit?

-嗯.

-Yeah.

"親愛的寶拉,這封信寫起來實在不太容易.

"DearPaula,thisisn'taneasylettertowrite.

一開頭兒就不太好,是吧?

Doesn'tstartofftoogood,doesit?

"這不幸的消息我該從何說起呢?

"WhereinthehelldoIbegin?

"你知道,你和那個小孩兒對于我意味著很多.

"Youknow,youandthekidmeanalottome.

那個小孩兒?

Thekid?

"我回絕了洛杉磯的工作,那不過是一部爛電視劇而已.

"IturneddownthejobinL.A.ItwasjustalousyTVpictureanyway.

"禮拜一,斯坦·菲爾茨給我打來一個電♥話♥.

"OnMonday,StanFieldscalled.

"我得到貝托魯..."

"IgottheBertolu..."

貝托魯奇.

Bertolucci.

"貝托魯奇電影中的一個角色."

"Bertoluccipicture."

-誰是貝托魯奇?

-Who'sBartolucci?

-一個意大利導演

-AnItaliandirector.

他導演過什么?

What'dhedirect?

你現(xiàn)在先別問這種問題好嗎?

Whatareyouaskingquestionslikethatnowfor?

"我要在意大利和西班牙花費6個月的時間來拍攝這部電影

"It'ssixmonthsshootinginSpainandItaly.

"這個決定雖然很艱難,但我還是想去試試.我像一頭被人抽打的驢...

"It'sahellofapart,andIwantit.Ibrokemyass...

-把信給我吧!

-Givemethat!

-"驢!"你以為這詞兒我沒聽過啊?

-"Ass!"I'veheardthewordbefore.

(Ass:和屁♥眼♥兒同義)

"我像一頭被人抽打的驢一樣干了12年,到頭兒來事業(yè)也沒什么起色.

"Ibrokemyassfor12yearsandthingsarefinallybeginningtobreakforme.

"從你剛開始要搬過來的時候我就告訴過你,住在一起不代表會天長地久.

"Itoldyouwhenyoufirstmovedinherethatitwasnevergoingtobepermanent.

"況且帕蒂還沒和我辦離婚呢."

"I'mnotevendivorcedfromPattiyet."

帕蒂是誰呀?

Who'sPatti?

-我跟你說過她.

-Itoldyouabouther.

-沒有,你沒說過.

-No,youdidn't.

好吧,我以為你要是知道咱們和一個已婚男人住在一起會難過的.

Ithoughtyouwouldbeupsetifyouknewyouwerelivingwithamarriedman.

和他住在一起的是你,別帶上我,我在你們隔壁房♥間住.

Iwasn'tlivingwithhim,youwere.Iwasinthenextroom.

他們離不離婚其實沒什么區(qū)別.

Theywerepracticallydivorced.

"我今天很早就走了,因為我認為告別對我們來說沒有任何好處."

"IleftearlytodaybecauseIdidn'tthinkagoodbyescenewoulddousanygood."

我這輩子從來沒讀過這么混♥蛋♥的信.

ThisisoneoftheworstlettersI'veeverreadinmywholelife.

這么做太傷人了吧?

Isn'titterrible?

*加利福尼亞我們來了*

"我其實想留下點兒東西給你和那個孩子."

"IwishIhadsomethingtoleaveyouandthekid."

他是不是什么都沒給我們留?

Hedidn'tleaveusanything?

"為了還高♥利♥貸♥,我不得不把手表和照相機賣♥♥了."

"Ihadtosellmywatchandcameratopayofftheloansharks."

-他欠高♥利♥貸♥啦?

-Heowedmoneytosharks?

-我以后再解釋怎么回事兒.

-I'llexplainitsomeothertime.

"我知道你會好起來的,你會重新開始跳舞,你還會和以前的你一樣."

"ButIknowyou'llbeallright.Youcanalwaysgobacktodancing."

跳舞?我33了.我走路都費勁兒了.

Dancing?I'm33.Icanhardlywalkanymore.

"你值得擁有一份兒更好的感情."

"YoudeservemorethanIcangive.

"我希望我們兩個在這世上都能交到好運.

"Iwishthebothofusalltheluckintheworld.

-"告訴那個小孩我愛他."

-"Lovetothekid."

-別再念了.

-Don'treadanymore.

就差一個詞兒沒念了——"托尼."

There'sjustonemoreword:"Tony."

把它扔遠點兒!

Throwitaway!

這是不是意味著我們不去加利福尼亞了?

Doesthismeanwe'renotgoingtoCalifornia?

對啊~

Yes.

這意味著我必須做我的作業(yè)了,這也對吧?

ThatmeansIhavetodomyhomework,right?

我看見你了,寶拉,你別躲著我!下,上,換邊兒.2,3,4.

Iseeyou,Paula.Youcan'thidefromme!Down,upandover.

再來一遍!

Onceagain!

我的天!你身子怎么了?你干什么來著?

Whathaveyoudonetoyourbody?

身子已經(jīng)死了!給我留點面子吧.

Itdied!Havealittlerespect.

再來一遍!

Onceagain.

加油,寶拉,動起來.

Comeon,Paula,push.

是寶拉嗎?

Paula?

我是唐娜.唐娜·道格拉斯.

Donna.DonnaDouglas.

你在劇團的時候兒我還是個在蕩秋千的小孩兒.

IwastheswinggirlwhenyouwereinCompany.

奧,是嗎!你好,唐娜.

Oh,yes!Hello,Donna.

重塑體型很難吧?

Toughgettingbackintoshape?

當你已經(jīng)風流快活了兩年的時候兒,你會垮到讓所有人吃驚.

It'sbeentwoyears.It'samazinghowflabbyyougetwhenyou'rehappy.

嗨,克羅斯比太太.

Hi,Mrs.Crosby.

你是今天晚上走還是明天早上走?

Youleavin'tonightorinthemornin'?

對不起,您什么意思?

I'msorry,whatwasthat?

把你度假的日期做個登記而已.

Justcheckin'onwhattimeyou'llbevacatin'.

我們不去加利福尼亞了.我忘了告訴您了

We'renotgoingtoCalifornia.Iforgottotellyou.

我同樣也忘了告訴你了,你那間公♥寓♥已經(jīng)轉(zhuǎn)租出去了!

I'mnottheonlyoneyouforgottotell!Thatapartment'sbeensublet.

等會兒!

Waitaminute!

怎么回事兒?你說什么呢?

What?Whatareyoutalkingabout?

我們的房♥租一次性付清到6月份.還有3個月到期.

We'repaidupthroughJune.Wehavethreemoremonths.

你不能轉(zhuǎn)租我們的公♥寓♥!

Youcan'tsubletthatapartment!

不是我轉(zhuǎn)租的!是跟你一塊兒的小伙子轉(zhuǎn)租的,寶貝兒.

I'mnot!Youryoungmandid,honey.

他把我們的公♥寓♥租出去了?

Hesubletourapartment?

他昨天晚上通知的我.

Henotifiedmelastnight.

租賃合同上簽的是他的名字.他想轉(zhuǎn)租就可以轉(zhuǎn)租.

It'shisnameonthelease.Hecandowhathewants.

你搬走的時候兒務必把公♥寓♥恢復成原樣兒.

Makesureyouleaveitlikeyoufoundit.

我不走!

I'mnotleavingit!

打掃、粉刷、裝潢都是我♥干♥的!公♥寓♥是屬于我的!

Icleaneditandpainteditanddecoratedit!It'smine!

我不管他做了什么!我不會搬出去!你明白嗎?

Idon'tcarewhathe'sdone!I'mnotgettingout!Doyouunderstand?

這跟我沒關系,寶貝兒!你可以把這些話說給租♥房♥♥子的人聽.

That'snoneofmybusiness,honey!Youcantakethatupwiththesublettee.

我只是不想你在我的樓里有麻煩.

Ijustdon'twantnotroubleinmybuilding.

這個混♥蛋♥!這個沒有任何好處的混♥蛋♥!

Thatbastard!Thatnogoodbastard!

*去勢的公牛*重癥監(jiān)護室*反抗*

-誰呀?

-Who'sthat?

-不知道.

-Idon'tknow.

沒準兒是托尼!沒準兒他改變主意回來了.

Maybeit'sTony!Maybehechangedhismindandcameback.

你太幼稚了.

You'resoyoung.

待著別動.

Staythere.

誰呀?

Whoisit?

艾略特·加菲.

ElliotGarfield.

誰?

Who?

艾略特·加菲,從芝加哥來的!托尼在嗎?

ElliotGarfield,fromChicago!IsTonyin?

我們這兒沒人叫這個名字.

There'snobodybythatnamehere.

等一下兒,等一下兒,等一下兒...

Waitasecond.

3A,沒錯兒,就是這間公♥寓♥.我兩年前上這兒來過一次.

3A,thisistherightapartment.Iwashereonceabouttwoyearsago.

我不管你找哪間公♥寓♥,這兒肯定沒你說的這個人.

Idon'tcarewhatapartmentyou'vegot,there'snowhatever-his-name-ishere.

請你把門打開一下?

Couldyouopenthedoorforasecond?

現(xiàn)在是半夜12點5分,不能開門.

Notat12:05.

你有門閂,你不用拿下來.我就跟你說幾句話.

Yougotalatch,youcankeepiton.Ijustwanttotalktoyouforonesecond.

有話快說,我先生正睡覺呢.

Makeitfast.Myhusband'ssleeping.

你好,我...我覺得這是一個誤會.

Ithinkthere'sbeenamistake.

我的朋友托尼·迪弗瑞斯特,他轉(zhuǎn)租給我的這間公♥寓♥.

Isubletthisapartmentfromafriendofmine,TonyDeForrest.

-他就住這兒.

-Heliveshere.

-沒聽說過,我先生叫查理.

-That'llbenewstomyhusband,Charlie.

我兜兒里有張收據(jù),交了三個月租金的收據(jù).

Ihaveareceipthereinmypocketforthreemonthsrent.

我本來應該明天到,但我提前了一天...

Iwassupposedtoarrivetomorrow,butIcameadayearly...

...因為到了早上我就要開始干活兒了,我確定我可以在這里過夜.你看看這收據(jù).

...becauseI'mstartingworkinthemorningandIfiguredIcouldspendthenighthere.

看得出來,你不知道這回事兒.要不我和你愛人談談吧?

Youlookconfused.CanItalktoyourhusband?

他早上9點會在37區(qū)警♥察♥局上班兒,去那兒找他.

He'llbeatthe37thPrecinctat9:00inthemorning.

查理·達戈斯蒂諾,刑偵大隊的.晚安.

CharlieD'Agostino,Homicide.Goodnight.

剛才是誰呀?

Whowasit?

沒事兒.

Nevermind.

我剛才聽著可不像是"沒事兒".

Didn'tsoundlikea"nevermind"tome.

托尼把公♥寓♥租給別人了,但我不會放棄的,這是屬于我們的公♥寓♥.

Tonyrentedtheapartmenttosomeone,butI'mnotgivingitup.It'sours.

去睡覺吧.

Gotosleep.

他把公♥寓♥租出去了,你知道這意味著我們得離開這兒嗎?

Herentedtheapartment.Youmeanwehavetoleave?

除非我死了.

Overmydeadbody.

要是他們強迫我們怎么辦?

Whatiftheyforceus?

讓他們試試.睡覺吧.

Let'emtry.Gotosleep.

他把公♥寓♥租出去了.這比踩一腳屎都惡心!

Herentedtheapartment.Whatashitheel!

-喂?

-Hello?

-喂.請問托尼在嗎?

-Hello.IsTonythere,please?

你是誰呀?

Who'scalling?

你知道我是誰.我剛剛就在你家門口兒.我聽得出你的聲音,達戈斯蒂諾太太!

Youknowwho'scalling.Iwasjustthere.Irecognizeyourvoice,Mrs.D'Agostino!

什么太太?

Mrs.Who?

達戈斯蒂諾太太!這是托尼·迪福瑞斯特的電♥話♥號♥碼兒,為什么接聽的人是你?

D'Agostino!HowcomeyourtelephoneanswerstoTonyDeForrest'snumber?

為什么他寄給我的鑰匙能打開你家的門?嗯?

AndhowcomethekeyhesentmeAirMailspecialdeliveryopensyourdoor?

你是不是要想想才能回答這些問題?

Youwanttoanswerthosequestions?

-我不想.為什么你不想想怎么回事兒?

-No.Whydon'tyouanswer?

-好吧,我會想的.

-Iwill.

我想你不回答,就說明這里邊兒一定有什么貓兒膩!

Ithinktheanswerissomethingfishy'sgoingonupthere!

甭管你叫什么太太,我衣裳濕的都能養(yǎng)魚了...

I'mwetasaherring,Mrs.Whatever-your-name-is...

...我沒有睡覺過夜的地方.

...andIdon'thaveaplacetosleeptonight.

我不想花光我最后一點兒錢去住酒店!

AndIdon'twanttoblowmylastfewbucksonahotel!

現(xiàn)在的時間是...我的手表可不是防水的...

Accordingtomynon-waterproofwatch...

...現(xiàn)在至少12點20了那間公♥寓♥于情于理都應該交給我.

...it'satleast12:20andtechnicallythatapartmentbelongstome.

你說我是現(xiàn)在上去咱們好好商量商量...

DoIcomeuptherenowandwediscussthisamicably...

...還是早上我來個突然襲擊直接沖進去?

...ordoIstormtheplaceinthemorning?

我有槍!必要的時候我就開槍!

I'vegotagun!I'lluseitifIhaveto!

能換零錢嗎?您有1美元的零錢嗎?他媽的!

Change?Yougotchangefor$1?Goddamnit!

我媳婦兒快生了,在大廳等著呢.我就想換點兒零錢...

Igotapregnantwifeinthelobby.Ijustwantchange...

我們有麻煩了,是嗎?

We'reintrouble,right?

我們沒麻煩.我們有的是正當權利.法律十有八♥九♥會站在我們這邊兒.

We'renotintrouble.Wehaveourrights.Possessionisnine-tenthsofthelaw.

另外的十分之一站哪兒了?

What'stheothertenth?

閉嘴.

Shutup.

-站另一邊兒的法律來了?

-Isthatthelasttenth?

-上♥床♥睡覺去.不用你操心.

-Gotobed.Iwillhandlethis.

喂?

Hello?

我剛才給37區(qū)警♥察♥局打電♥話♥了.刑偵大隊沒有叫查理·達戈斯蒂諾的.

Icalledthe37thPrecinct.There'snoCharlesD'AgostinoinHomicide.

然后我又打電♥話♥給麗塔·斯科特,我的一個演員朋友...

ThenIcalledRitaScott,anactressfriend...

...我們和托尼·迪弗瑞斯特在演威尼斯商人時認識的.

...whowasinTheMerchantofVenicewithTonyDeForrest.

(威尼斯商人:主角因幫助別人陷入困境)

麗塔告訴我托尼有一個同居的女友,寶拉·麥克法登...

RitatoldmeaboutagirlTony'slivingwith,PaulaMcFadden...

...一個前舞蹈演員,有一個10歲大的閨女露西.

...aformerdancerandher10-year-olddaughter.

她還告訴我公♥寓♥是以托尼·迪弗瑞斯特的名子租的.

ShealsotoldmethattheapartmentisleasedinthenameofTonyDeForrest.

她之所以能言之鑿鑿是因為她也和托尼同居過,在寶拉和露西之前.

Sheknowsthisforafactbecauseshelivedwithhim,priortoPaulaandLucy.

現(xiàn)在,我想去一個干燥的房♥間繼續(xù)我們的話題,麥克法登小姐?

Now,canwecontinuethisconversationinadrierroom,MissMcFadden?

帶著你的難題找收容遣送站去!

TakeyourproblemsupwiththeHousingAuthority!

別掛!

Don'thangup!

沒掛吧?別掛~我沒零錢再打了.

Please?Idon'thaveanymorechange.

我得病的閾值很低,可現(xiàn)在雨都快把我的骨頭浸透了.

I'msoakedtothebone,andIhaveaverylowthresholdfordisease.

你想想看,我不知道托尼怎么跟你說的...

Look,Idon'tknowwhatTonytoldyou,but...

...他拿了我的錢,你占著公♥寓♥,而我只得到一份兒租♥房♥♥合同.

...he'sgotmymoney,andIgotalease,andyougottheapartment.

現(xiàn)在我和你只能有一個人被坑!

Nowoneofusgotscrewed!

要不然我這么跟你說吧.我必須跟你說清楚了...

Letmerephrasethat.Wehavetotalkthisout,and...

...我的經(jīng)濟、健康,還有智商都不允許我在瓢潑大雨中再去找一家酒店.

...Iaminnoconditionfinancialorhealth-wise,tolookforahotelinthepouringrain.

如果這兒碰巧有什么"78街"流感之類的病毒,我想我已經(jīng)感染了.

Ifthere'sanysuchthingasthe78thSt.Flu,IthinkI'vegotit.

那你為什么不找個恰當?shù)牡胤饺ゴ?hearts;針♥?

Whynottakeashotinaconvenientplace?

給我5分鐘時間讓我先問你好嗎？

Fiveminutesthat'sallI'masking!

讓我把話說完!

Whatisit?

我看下...再有30秒,我們的通話就斷了.

Inabout30secondswe'regonnagetcutoff.

我這兒的電♥話♥號♥碼兒是873-5261.

Mynumber's873-5261.

在阿姆斯特丹大街一個被水淹了的電♥話♥亭里.

It'safloodedboothonAmsterdamAvenue.

如果你還有一絲同情心的話...

Ifyouhaveanycompassioninyourheartwhatsoever...

先聽我說!接聽員!

I'mtryin',Operator!

你要是還有一絲同情心的話,你就打電♥話♥過來吧.873-5261.

Anycompassioninyourheart,you'llcallmeback.873-5261.

我再說一遍873-52...喔~操蛋!

Thatnumberagainis873-52...Oh,shit!

喂,謝謝你!

Hello,thankyou!

就5分鐘時間!

Fiveminutes!

放下包兒.談話用不了多長時間.

Leaveyourbags.Thisisn'tapermanentconversation.

-身上的水都流到你毯子上了.

-I'mdrippingonyourrug.

-以前有人這么做過.我習慣了

-It'sbeendonebefore.

對不起,我沒想到來這兒會有這么多麻煩.

I'msorry,Ididn'tknowthereweregoingtobeanycomplications.

是啊,麻煩把這兒都圍一圈兒了.

There'salotofthatgoingaround.

你對我充滿了敵意,我不怪你.我理解你.

Idon'tblameyouforbeinghostile.Igetthepicture.

托尼把公♥寓♥租給我,拿著錢跑了,對嗎?

Tonyrentedmetheapartmentandsplitwiththemoney.

你和你的女兒也被他甩了.

Thenyouandyourdaughtergotdumpedon.

那是你編的劇本兒.

Thatisyourversion.

我的劇本兒是托尼跟我非常友好的分手.

MyversionisthatTonyandIamicablyendourrelationship.

我們一致同意,我繼續(xù)住這間公♥寓♥,把你和你的600塊錢甩了.

WeagreedI'dkeeptheapartmentandyouandyour$600gotdumpedon.

-理解了嗎?

-Getthepicture?

-夜壺鑲了金邊兒了.

-Verysharp.

嘴兒是真好!你們紐約女孩兒的嘴是不是都這么厲害啊?

That'sverysharp!You'reasharpNewYorkgirl,right?

不是,辛辛那提傻小子.

No,adullCincinnatikid.

你要是也被人狠狠甩過幾次的話,你的嘴也會變損,損得像把刀子.

Butyougetdumpedonenough,youstarttodevelopanedge.

好吧.正格的,合同在我兜兒里,你說怎么辦吧?

Sowhat'sthedeal?Igotaleaseinmypocket.

你尊重契約精神嗎?

Yougonnahonoritorwhat?

我床上的女兒比你的合同重要多了.

Igotadaughterinmybed.Thattopstheleaseinyourpocket.

我不想走法律程序.你明白嗎?法律是站在我這邊兒的.

Idon'twanttogetlegal.Legalhappenstobeonmyside.

我在城里恰好認識一位律師.

Ihappentohavealawyeracquaintancedowntown.

現(xiàn)在我不得不給我的這位律師朋友打個電♥話♥...

NowallIgottadoiscallthislawyeracquaintanceofmine...

怎么了?

What?

演員.又他媽來了一個演員!

Anactor.Anothergoddamnactor!

"我在城里恰好認識一位律師..."你是坐欲望號♥街車來的吧.

"Ihappentohavealawyeracquaintance."RightoutofStreetcarNamedDesire.

(欲望號♥街車:女主角因行為不檢點,被迫離鄉(xiāng)投奔妹妹一家,最后被送進瘋?cè)嗽?

-斯坦利·克沃斯基也成暑期大路貨了,對嗎?

-StanleyKowalskiinsummerstock,right?

-錯了!我演的時候是冬天,芝加哥的深冬.

-Wrong!Chicagointhedeadofwinter.

在特魯里街劇院演了三個半月.

ThreeandahalfmonthsattheDruryLaneTheater.

問演員一個問題,你能得到他的簡歷.

Askanactoraquestion,yougethiscredits.

你想不想聽聽評價?

Reviews?

"加菲成功塑造了斯坦利·克沃斯基,多種維度的刻畫連馬龍白蘭度都達不到!"

"GarfieldbringstoKowalskidimensionsevenBrandohadn'tinvestigated!"

真了不起!你編的太漂亮了!你演的是小個兒斯坦利嗎?

Terrific!Youwritebeautifully!Aren'tyoualittleshorttoplayStanley?

我站在臺上沒人會注意這個.你怎么這么喜歡批評演員?

Nobodynoticed.Istoodonatable.Areyouacritic?

不,我喜歡演員,前提是他們一直待在舞臺上,徹夜不眠的演下去.

No,Iloveactors,aslongastheystayuponthestagewheretheybelong.

因為你一旦把他們放回到現(xiàn)實生活,整個世界都會跟著變得不正常.

Youputthemdowninreallifeandthewholeworldgetsscrewedup.

好吧,我已經(jīng)受夠了!

Well,Ihavehadenough!

我已經(jīng)被人從一間糟糕的公♥寓♥里踢了出去,但同樣的事不會發(fā)生兩次!

Iamnotgettingkickedoutofthesamelousyapartmenttwice.

你想要回你的錢,去那不勒斯要.

Youwantyourmoneyback,gotoNaples.

你想要這間公♥寓♥,就幫我買♥♥兩張去加利福尼亞的票.

Youwantthisapartment,buymetwoticketstoCalifornia.

我喊強♥奸♥之前,給你兩分鐘的時間考慮一下兒.

I'llgiveyoutwominutestothinkitoverbeforeIyellrape.

我的天,你真有兩下子,你知道嗎?

Youarereallysomethin',youknowthat?

在菲律賓有個活兒,一開始我還納悶兒托尼為什么沒接...

I'msurprisedTonydidn'ttakeajobinthePhilippines.

我希望你正在考慮,我已經(jīng)開始數(shù)數(shù)兒了.

Ihopeyou'rethinking,'causeI'mcounting.

你能等一下兒嗎?別數(shù)了!我們能不能做筆交易?

Willyouwaitasecond?Justholdit!Canwemakeadeal?

-做什么交易?

-Whatkindofadeal?

-我不知道,我剛想到的.

-Idon'tknow,Ijustgothere.

-能給我沏杯咖啡嗎?

-CanIhaveacupofcoffee?

-不行!

-No!

不用害臊,說說你怎么想的!

Don'tbebashful,justsaywhat'sonyourmind!

好吧,我說吧,情況是這樣的...

Allright,hereisthesituation...

什么情況還用你說!

Iknowthesituation!

我還是大聲說出來吧,要不我都不相信這是我自己想的!

Letmesayitoutloud.Idon'tbelievethismyself!

第一,我接了個先鋒話劇的活兒但今晚沒地方休息.

Numberone,Ihaveajoboff-Broadwaybutnoplacetosleeptonight.

第二,你沒什么錢,但你卻占著我的公♥寓♥.

Numbertwo,youdon'thaveanymoney,butyou'vegotmyapartment.

而且你還有個女兒得為她考慮一下兒.

Andyouhaveadaughtertothinkabout.

我時時刻刻都在為她考慮!

Iamthinkingofherrightnow!

請禮貌一點兒!先聽我把話說完!

Domethecourtesyofhearingmeout!Please!

你不是唯一一個會尖叫喊"強♥奸♥"的人,你明白吧.

Youarenottheonlyonewhocanscream"rape,"youknow.

我們倆被一根兒繩兒拴住了,同時陷入了困境.

Wearebothinabind,thetwoofus.

我認為唯一可行的解決辦法是我們共享這間公♥寓♥.

Ithinktheonlypracticalsolutionisthatwesharetheapartment.

可以.

Iaccept.

嗯?

What?

我同意了.我也許很固執(zhí),但我并不糊涂.

Iaccept.ImaybestubbornbutI'mnotstupid.

真的?

Meanit?

我有個上學的女兒,我還要開始找工作.

IhaveadaughterwhogoestoschoolandIhavetostartlookingforajob.

你有鑰匙!我不讓你進來就得整天站崗放哨兒.

Youhaveakey!I'dhavetostandguardalldaylongtokeepyouout.

我同意了.你贏了.去拿你的包兒,小間兒歸你.

Iaccept.Youwin.Getyourbags.Yougetthesmallbedroom.

我何苦讓自己陷進去?嗯?

WhatthehellamIgettingmyselfinto?

我進錯房♥間了.

I'minthewrongroom.

嗨,我是艾略特

Hi,I'mElliot.

你好.

Hello.

-你肯定是露西.

-YoumustbeLucy.

-沒錯兒.

-That'sright.

艾略·特加菲,我住另外一個房♥間.

ElliotGarfield.I'mmovingintotheotherroom.

我是托尼的朋友.你知道吧,托尼·迪弗瑞斯特.

I'mafriendofTony's.Youknow,TonyDeForrest.

很好啊.

That'snice.

-我也是一個演員.

-I'manactor,too.

-是嗎?

-Yeah?

嗯,你媽媽知道.

Well,yourmotherknows.

我明白了.

Isee.

-好吧，我想我會經(jīng)常看見你.

-GuessI'llbeseein'youaround.

-我也這么想的.

-Iguessso.

晚安.

Goodnight.

老天.

Jesus.

剛才認識露西了.

JustmetLucy.

-你跟她說什么來著?

-Whatdidyoutellher?

-我說我住另外一個房♥間

-Iwasmovingintotheotherroom.

-她看起來好像很淡定.

-Sheseemedtotakeitinstride.

-你處在這種環(huán)境,你也會很快成長起來.

-Yougrowupfastinthisapartment.

廁所就在那兒.

Thejohnisrightoverthere.

早上我會把她的東西搬走.

I'llgettherestofherthingsoutinthemorning.

你以后可以少絮叨兩句嗎?你剛才吵的我都快瘋了.

Wouldyoustopgrindingyourteethfortwoseconds?Thenoiseisdrivingmecrazy.

一個穿著臟鞋、胡子拉碴、渾身濕的流湯兒的芝加哥陌生人...

AdrippingstrangerfromChicago,withawetbeardanddirtyshoes...

...搬進我閨女的房♥間,你指望我示人以微笑?

...movesintomydaughter'sroomandyouexpectsmiles?

你吃了戧藥兒了,不過我倒挺愛聽你吵架.

You'redynamite.Ilovelisteningtoyou.

我討厭跟你住在一起,但是不得不說你镲人的本事是第一流兒的.

Ihatelivingwithyou,butyourconversationisfirst-class.

這是你的房♥間.

Thisisyourroom.

我不管打掃鋪床疊被子.

Idonotcleanormakebeds.

我不在的時候,你可以用廚房♥和浴室...

YoumayusethekitchenorthebathroomwhenIamnotinit...

...用完以后要收拾干凈.

...andwashitupwhenyouarethrough.

吃的、用的還有別的什么費用,你自己付自己的.

Youpayforyourownfood,laundry,linensandphonebills.

6點到9點之間能安靜點兒我會很感謝你...

Iwouldappreciatesomequietbetween6:00and9:00...

...這段兒時間露西要寫她的家庭作業(yè).

...asthatiswhenLucydoesherhomework.

我不管你抽煙還是喝酒...

Idon'tcarewhatyoudrinkorsmoke...

...只要別當著我10歲女兒的面兒.

...aslongasitisnotgrassinfrontofmy10-year-olddaughter.

-聽清楚了沒有?

-Dowehaveeverythingstraight?

-沒有!

-No!

-沒有?

-No?

-我沒瘋,我不受人擺布.

-I'mnotcrazyaboutthearrangements.

-你不按我說的做?

-You'renot?

-肯定的呀!

-Definitelynot!

我付的房♥租.規(guī)矩得我定吧.

I'mpayingtherent.I'llmaketherules.

我喜歡每天早上洗澡,我不喜歡褲衩兒晾在桿兒上!

IliketotakeshowerseverymorningandIdon'tlikepantiesdryingontherod!

我喜歡做飯,用廚房♥的時候兒我他媽不會求你.

Iliketocook,soI'llusethekitchenwheneverIdamnwellplease.

做飯用的作料兒我也很講究,你把你的鹽、胡椒粉拿一邊兒去!

I'mveryparticularaboutmycondiments,sokeepyoursaltandpeppertoyourself!

我半夜睡不著覺的時候兒彈吉他.

IplaytheguitarinthemiddleofthenightwhenIcan'tsleep.

我早起來上燒香打坐念經(jīng)...

Imeditateeverymorningwithchantingandburningincense...

...如果你非要四處兒走走,踮著點兒腳尖兒我同樣也會感謝你.

...soifyoumustwalkaroundI'dappreciatetiptoeing.

還有,我睡覺光著身子,嘿~小丑...

Also,Isleepinthenude,a-buff-o...

...冬天,夏天,雨天兒,雪天兒,窗戶都是開著的.

...winterandsummer,rainorsnow,withthewindowsopen.

我起夜的時候會去廁所或者從冰箱里找點兒吃的...

BecauseImayhavetogotothepottyorthefridgeinthemiddleofthenight...

...我不想穿著睡衣去,我也沒睡衣可穿.

...andbecauseIdon'twanttoputonjammies,whichIdon'townanyway...

...除非你想找點兒刺♥激♥,或者你要教你女兒生理衛(wèi)生...

...unlessyouwantathrill,oryourgirlanadvancededucation...

...否則我的門也一直是開著的.

...l'dkeepmydoorclosed.

這就是我的制度.你覺得怎么樣?

Them'smyrulesandregulations.Howdoesthatgrabyou?

-我要是說不呢?

-IfIsayno?

-"我恰好認識一位城里的律師..."

-Igotalawyeracquaintancedowntown!

-哦~我不提要求了!

-Iaccept!

-我們可以相互包容一點兒.

-We'removin'along.

我不喜歡這樣,我不知道是不是可以包容你!

Idon'tlikeitandIdon'tthinkIlikeyou!

-因為我是演員?

-'CauseI'manactor?

-再加上你的性格.

-Coupledwithyourpersonality.

可能是上帝開了個小玩笑,把我們湊在了一起!

That'sprobablywhywewerethrowntogether.OneofGod'slittlejests!

勞駕把您的翹臀也一塊兒帶出去...

Nowifyou'llmoveyourshapelylittlefannyoutofmyroom...

...我打算要凈凈面.麥克法登小姐.

...l'llunpackanddrymybeard.

-你忘了說晚安了.

-Youforgottosaygoodnight.

-我會致力于和你說再見.

-Iwasworkingongoodbye.

不可思議!

Unbelievable!

他待多長時間走?

Howlongishegonnastay?

他不讓咱們走就不錯.

Aslongasheletsus.

-去上趟廁所.

-Gotothebathroom.

-我現(xiàn)在不想去.

-Idon'thavetogonow.

好吧,那你要一直憋到早上.

Thensaveittillmorning.

外邊兒不安全.

It'snotsafeoutthere.

晚安.

Goodnight.

不親我一下?

Nokiss?

我太憋屈了.我難以釋懷!

I'mangry.Idon'twanttoloseit!

天哪!

Christ!

聽見了嗎,是不是吉他把你吵醒的?

Listentothat.Didthatguitarwakeyou?

不是,你把我吵醒的.

No,youdid.

對不起.

Sorry.

他會不會彈一宿?

Ishegonnaplaythatthingallnight?

-用枕頭捂住你的耳朵.

-Putapillowoveryourear.

-喘不過氣兒.

-I'llsmother.

那也比聽噪音強.

It'sbetterthanthatguitar.

誰呀?

Whoisit?

-誰?你真有意思.我能進來嗎?

-Veryfunny.MayIcomein?

-門沒鎖.

-Door'sopen.

-那你方便嗎?

-Areyoudecent?

-方便.

-Iamdecent.

你知道現(xiàn)在是凌晨3點嗎?我女兒…

Doyourealizeitis3:00inthemorningandmydaughter...

耶穌基♥督♥,你沒穿衣服!

JesusChrist,you'renaked!

你說你方便,我還以為你穿衣服了.

Ithoughtyousaidyouweredecent.

我沒穿衣服當然方便了.

Iamdecent!Ialsohappentobenaked.

加菲先生,我有一個女兒正在健康成長...

Mr.Garfield,Ihaveagrowingdaughterinside...

...你讓她每晚只睡2個小時,她還長得起來嗎?

...whowon'tgrowontwohoursofsleepanight.

你非得深更半夜的彈吉他是嗎?

Doyouhavetoplaythatthingatthishour?

我跟你說過,睡不著覺時我會彈吉他.

Itoldyouithelpsmefallasleep.

-你怎么不試試吃藥?

-Haveyouevertriedpills?

-我彈吉他從不吃藥.

-Idon'tknowhowtoplay"pills."

把藥放在嘴里喝口水咽下去就行了,這沒什么難的吧!

It'snothard!Youpoptheminyourmouthandswallow.

麥克法登小姐,我是一個注重養(yǎng)生的人.我的身體不會攝取這些不自然的東西.

Iamapersonofhealth.Idonotputunnaturalthingsinmybody.

音樂是來源于大自然的鎮(zhèn)靜劑之一.

Musicisoneofnature'ssedatives.

如果你用聆聽代替反抗,我保證5分鐘之內(nèi)我們都能睡著.

Ifyou'lllisteninsteadoffightingit,we'dallbeasleepinfiveminutes.

當然,如果你仍然固執(zhí)己見,那你就去吃2片兒藥好了...

However,ifyouinsist,taketwosleepingpills...

...或者一只耳朵塞一片兒.

...andstickoneineachear.

他還彈是吧!

Hewon'tstop!

我也認識一位律師朋友,我也可以給他打電♥話♥.

Ihavealawyeracquaintance,too,Icanget.

做深呼吸,數(shù)到100.

Justtakedeepbreaths,countto100.

對不起,寶寶.

I'msorry,baby.

我太愧疚了,是我把你拖累進這堆亂七八糟的麻煩里.

I'mreallysorryIgotyouinthemiddleofallthismess.

露西?露西?

Luce?Luce?

什么聲兒?

What'sthat?

像是上帝的聲音.哦~哦~5點55.

SoundslikeGod.5:55.

伙計,上帝起的這么早!

Boy,doesGodgetupearly!

我聞到一股燒草莓的味兒.

Ismellstrawberriesburning.

是香味兒.

Thatisincense.

香（激怒）是什么?

What'sincense?

(incense:雙關香和激怒)

就是我現(xiàn)在的感覺.

ItiswhatIamfeelingrightnow.

你知道現(xiàn)在是5點55嗎?

Youknowit's5:55...

...早上5點55?

...inthemorning?

你就不能到教堂做這個嗎?

Isn'tthereachurchwhereyoucoulddothat?

你念完了?這算是最后的合唱?

Youfinished?Isthatthelastchorus?

我現(xiàn)在正處于極樂狀態(tài),所以別打攪我.

Iaminablissfulstate,sodon'tbugme.

以后都會這樣嗎?

Isthisgoingtobearegularroutine?

夜里彈琴,早上哼哼?

Guitarsatnight,humminginthemorning?

我演的歌♥舞劇都沒這么多音樂.

I'vebeeninmusicalsthatdidn'thavethatmuchmusic.

麥克法登小姐,今天早上我要開始為我的紐約首次演出進行排練.

ThismorningIstartrehearsalsformyfirstNewYorkplay.

很可能是我生命中最重要的一天.

Probablythemostimportantdayofmylife.

我緊張嗎?

AmInervous?

不,我不緊張.

No,I'mnotnervous.

因為剛才我打坐了,我感到放松...

BecauseIhavemeditated,Iamrelaxed...

...我感到平靜...

...Iamcalm...

...我感到充滿信心.

...Iamconfident.

你,沒有打坐,是我的反面兒.

You,ontheotherhand,havenotmeditated.

所以你,彷徨失措.

Therefore,youareapainintheass.

今天恰巧對于我來說也是非常重要的一天.

Todayhappenstobeaveryimportantdayforme,too.

我今早要去試演一部新音樂劇.

Iamauditioningforanewmusicalthismorning.

多虧你,我昨晚只睡了17分鐘...

Islept17minuteslastnight,thankstoyou...

...你害得我長了兩個黑眼圈,除非演一個討人厭的老太太...

...andwiththebagsIhaveundermyeyes,unlessitisaboutlittleoldladies...

...否則地獄都不會給我演出機會.

...Idon'thaveachanceinhell.

你聽我說話呢嗎?

Areyoulisteningtome?

你往我盤子里倒了什么臟東西?

Whatisthatslopyouareputtinginmydishes?

麥片,小麥胚芽,大豆,卵磷脂,天然蜂蜜.

Granola,wheatgerm,soya,lecithin,naturalhoney.

我的身體是一座寺廟,我正在朝拜它.

Mybodyisatemple,andIamworshippingit.

我的能量,活力,還有天性,都是它賜予的.

It'swhatgivesmemyenergy,myvitality,andmynaturaldisposition.

我63了,麥克法登小姐,你看看我.

I'm63yearsold,andlookatme.

我能用你一個碗兒嗎?

CanIfixyouabowl?

這么著不行,你知道嗎.

Thisisn'tgoingtowork.

我真的看不懂你,我真的很反感你...

Ireallydon'tknowyouwellenoughtotrulydislikeyou...

...你這人真是奇了怪了.

...butyouarejusttooweirdtolivewith.

你能不能另外找個地方兒住?

Whydon'tyoutrytofindanotherplace...

...只要我找到工作,我馬上把600美元還給你.

...andI'llpayyouthe$600assoonasIgetajob?

你別忘了這是我的房♥子.

You'reforgettingthatthisismyapartment.

你是經(jīng)過艾略特·加菲的允許才住在這兒的.

You'relivinghereonanElliotGarfieldgrant.

你也應該試試吃這個,這里面全是麥麩.

Yououghttotrythis.It'sgotwholebraninit.

我的看法是,你所有的問題都是源于便秘.

Myfeelingisyourwholeproblemstemsfromirregularity.

不錯,讓我們從頭兒開始.加快節(jié)奏,進入表演狀態(tài).

Okay,let'stakeitfromthetop.Upthetempo,performancelevel,please.

寶拉?

Paula?

哦,我的天.你嚇死我了!我以為輪到我了.

Oh,myGod.Youscaredme!Ithoughtitwasmyturn.

感謝各位,穿灰褲子的男孩兒,綠襪子的女孩兒...

Thankyou.Theboyinthegrayslacks,thegirlinthegreensocks...

...還有戴紅絲巾的女孩兒.

...andthegirlintheredscarf,please.

弗雷德,瓦拉里和達麗娜,留下來.其他人可以走了,非常感謝大家.

Fred,ValarieandDarina,pleasewait.Therestofyou,th