Sarah Jones莎拉·瓊斯在Ted的精彩脫口秀

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SarahJones莎拉瓊斯在Ted的精彩脫口秀

脫口秀演員SarahJones莎拉瓊斯在TED現(xiàn)場來了段精彩的單口秀，她惟妙惟肖地仿照了八國人說英語，驚為天人。里面包括了英式腔調(diào)、美式腔調(diào)、印度腔調(diào)、法國腔調(diào)、中式腔調(diào)、阿拉伯腔調(diào)、這短短的20分鐘內(nèi)，莎拉瓊斯似乎領(lǐng)著你去了一次環(huán)球旅行。莎拉瓊斯一個人分別扮演了一位固執(zhí)的猶太老太太、一個語速極快的多米尼加裔女高校生以及其他眾多精彩角色。

被莎拉瓊斯仿照的八個國家和地區(qū)為：英國、紐約皇后區(qū)、澳大利亞、多米尼加、法國、德國、印度、中國、約旦。代表了八種不同的腔調(diào)：英音、美音、西班牙音、法語音、德語音、印度音、漢語音、阿拉伯音。

當然從Sarah的本意動身，這次旅行的重點并不僅僅是腔調(diào)，還有文化與溝通的問題。我們生活在一個距離越來越短，聯(lián)系越來越緊密的地球村里。一種語言就像是一把鑰匙，打開地球另一邊人們生活的大門。假如說你的語言是一個維度，它帶來了一個角度，多一種語言力量就是多一個思索的維度，多了一扇看世界的窗，生活的厚度就這樣疊加起來更加豐富多彩。

以下是SarahJones莎拉瓊斯的演講：

SarahJones莎拉瓊斯在Ted的精彩脫口秀

以下是演講全文：

IshouldtellyouthatwhenIwasaskedtobehere,Ithoughttomyselfthatwell,itsTED.AndtheseTEDstersare-youknow,asinnocentasthatnamesounds-thesearethephilanthropistsandartistsandscientistswhosortofshapeourworld.AndwhatcouldIpossiblyhavetosaythatwouldbedistinguishedenoughtojustifymyparticipationinsomethinglikethat?AndsoIthoughtperhapsareallycivilizedsoundingBritishaccentmighthelpthingsabit.

AndthenIthoughtno,no.IshouldjustgetupthereandbemyselfandjusttalkthewayIreallytalkbecause,afterall,thisisthegreatunveiling.AndsoIthoughtIdcomeuphereandunveilmyrealvoicetoyou.AlthoughmanyofyoualreadyknowthatIdospeaktheQueensEnglishbecauseIamfromQueens,NewYork.(Laughter)Butthethemeofthissession,ofcourse,isinvention.AndwhileIdonthaveanypatentsthatImawareof,youwillbemeetingafewofmyinventionstoday.AndIsupposeitsfairtosaythatIaminterestedintheinventionofselforselves.Wereallbornintocertaincircumstanceswithparticularphysicaltraits,uniquedevelopmentalexperiences,geographicalandhistoricalcontexts.Butthenwhat?Towhatextentdoweself-construct,doweself-invent?Howdoweself-identifyandhowmutableisthatidentity?Like,whatifonecouldbeanyoneatanytime?Wellmycharacters,liketheonesinmyshows,allowmetoplaywiththespacesbetweenthosequestions.AndsoIvebroughtacoupleofthemwithme.Andwell,theyreveryexcited.WhatIshouldtellyou--whatIshouldtellyouisthattheyveeachpreparedtheirownlittleTEDtalks.SofeelfreetothinkofthisasSarahUniversity.(Laughter)

Okay.Okay.Oh,well.Oh,wonderful.Goodeveningeverybody.Thankyousoverymuchforhavingmeheretoday.Ah,thankyouverymuch.MynameisLoraineLevine.Ohmy!Theressomanyofyou.Hisweetheart.Okay.(Laughter)Anyway,Iamherebecauseofayounggirl,SarahJones.Shesaverynice,young,blackgirl.Wellyouknow,shecallsherselfblack,shesreallymorelikeacaramelcolorifyoulookather.Butanyway,(Laughter)shehasmeherebecausesheputsmeinhershow,whatshecallsherone-womanshow.Andyouknowwhatthatmeans,ofcourse.Thatmeansshetakesthecreditandthenmakesuscomeouthereanddoallthework.ButIdontmind.

Frankly,Imkvellingjusttobeherewithalltheluminariesyouhaveattendingsomethinglikethis,youknow.Really,itsamazing.Notonly,ofcourse,thescientistsandallthewonderfulgiantsoftheindustriesbutthecelebrities.Therearesomanycelebritiesrunningaroundhere.Isaw--GlennCloseIsawearlier.Iloveher.AndshewasgettingayogurtintheGooglecafe.Isntthatadorable.(Laughter)Somanyothersyousee,theyrejustwonderful.Itslovelytoknowtheyreconcerned,youknow.And--oh,IsawGoldieHawn.Oh,GoldieHawn.Iloveher,too;sheswonderful.Yeah.Youknow,shesonlyhalfJewish.Didyouknowthatabouther?Yeah.Butevenso,awonderfultalent.AndI--youknow,whenIsawher,suchawonderfulfeeling.Yeah,sheslovely.Butanyway,IshouldhavestartedbysayingjusthowluckyIfeel.Itssuchaneye-openingexperiencetobehere.Youreallsoresponsibleforthisworldthatweliveintoday.Youknow,Icouldnthavedreamedofsuchathingasayounggirl.Andyouveallmadetheseadvancementshappeninsuchashorttime.Youreallsoyoung.Youknow,youreparentsmustbeveryproud.

ButI--Ialsoappreciatethediversitythatyouhavehere.Inoticeditsverymulticultural.Youknow,whenyourestandinguphere,youcanseeallthedifferentpeople.Itslikearainbow.Itsokaytosayrainbow.Yeah.Ijust--Icantkeepupwithwhetheryoucansay,youknow,thedifferentthings.Whatareyouallowedtosayornotsay?Ijust--Idontwanttooffendanybody.Youknow.Butanyway,youknow,Ijustthinkthattobeherewithallofyouaccomplishedyoungpeople,literally,someofyou,thearchitectsbuildingourbrighterfuture.Youknow,itshearteningtome.Eventhough,quitefrankly,someofyourpresentationsarehorrifying,absolutelyhorrifying.Itstrue.Itstrue.Youknow,betweentheenvironmentaldegradationandthecrashingoftheworldmarketsyouretalkingabout.Andofcourse,weknowitsallbecauseofthe--allthe...Well,Idontknowhowelsetosayittoyou,soIlljustsayitmyway.Theganeyvishtetikeytcomingfromthegovernmentsandthe,youknow,thebankersandtheWallStreet.Youknowit.Anyway.(Laughter)

Thepointis,Imhappysomebodyhaspracticalideastogetusoutofthismess.SoIsaluteeachofyouandyourstellarachievements.Thankyouforallthatyoudo.AndcongratulationsonbeingsuchbigmakhersthatyouvebecomeTEDmeisters.So,happycontinuedsuccess.Congratulations.Mozeltov.(Applause)

Hi.Hi.Thankyoueverybody.Sorry,thisissuchawonderfulopportunityandeverything,tobehererightnow.MynameisNoraida.AndImjust--ImsothrilledtobepartoflikeyourTEDconferencethatyouredoingandeverythinglikethat.IamDominicanAmerican.Actually,youcouldsayIgrewupinthecapitalofDominicanRepublic,otherwiseknownasWashingtonHeightsinNewYorkCity.ButIdontknowiftheresanyotherDominicanpeoplehere,butIknowthatJuanEnriquez,hewashereyesterday.AndIthinkhesMexican,sothats--honestly,thatscloseenoughforme,rightnow.So--(Laughter)

Ijust--Imsorry.Imjusttryingnottobenervousbecausethisisaverywonderfulexperienceformeandeverything.AndIjust--youknowImnotusedtodoingpublicspeaking.AndwheneverIgetnervousIstarttotalkreallyfast.NobodycanunderstandnothingImsaying,whichisveryfrustratingforme,asyoucanimagine.Iusuallyhavetojustliketrytocalmdownandtakeadeepbreath.Butthenontopofthat,youknow,SarahJonestoldmeweonlyhave18minutes.SothenImlike,shouldIbenervous,youknow,becausemaybeitsbetter.AndImjusttryingnottopanicandfreakout.SoIlike,takeadeepbreath.

Okay.Sorry.Soanyway,whatIwastryingtosayisthatIreallyloveTED.Like,Iloveeverythingaboutthis.Itsamazing.Like,its--Icantgetoverthisrightnow.And,like,peoplewouldnotbelieve,seriously,whereImfrom,thatthisevenexists.Youknow,likeeven,ImeanIlovelikethename,the--TED.ImeanIknowitsarealpersonandeverything,butImjustsayingthatlike,youknow,Ithinkitsverycoolhowitsalsoanacronym,youknow,whichislike,youknow,islikeveryhighconceptandeverythinglikethat.Ilikethat.

Andactually,Icanrelatetothewholelikeacronymthingandeverything.Because,actually,Imasophomoreatcollegerightnow.Atmyschool--actuallyIwaspartofco-foundinganorganization,whichislikealeadershipthing,youknow,likeyouguys,youwouldreallylikeitandeverything.AndtheorganizationiscalledDABOMB,AndDABOMB--notlikewhatyouguyscanbuildandeverything--Itslike,DABOMB,itmeanslikeDominican--itsanacronym--DominicanAmericanBenevolentOrganizationforMothersandBabies.So,Iknow,see,likethenameislikealittlebitlong,butwiththewaronterrorandeverything,theDeanofStudentActivitieshasaskedustostopsayingDABOMBandusethewholethingsonobodywouldgetthewrongidea,whatever.So,basicallylikeDABOMB--whatDominicanAmericanBenevolentOrganizationforMothersandBabiesdoesis,basically,wetrytoadvocateforstudentswhoshowalotofacademicpromiseandwhoalsohappentobemotherslikeme.Iamaworkingmother,andIalsogotoschoolfull-time.And,youknow,itslike--itssoimportanttohavelikerolemodelsoutthere.Imean,Iknowsometimesourlifestylesareverydifferent,whatever.

Butlikeevenatmyjob--like,Ijustgotpromoted.RightnowitsveryexcitingactuallyformebecauseImtheJuniorAssistanttotheAssociateDirectorundertheSeniorVicePresidentforBusinessDevelopment.Thatsmynewtitle.So,butIthinkwhetheryouownyourowncompanyoryourejuststartingoutlikeme,likesomethinglikethissovitalforpeopletojustcontinueexpandingtheirmindsandlearning.Andifeverybody,likeallpeoplereallyhadaccesstothat,itwouldbeaverydifferentworldoutthere,asIknowyouknow.So,Ithinkallpeople,weneedthat,butespecially,Ilookatpeoplelikeme,youknowlike,Imean,Latinos,wereabouttobethemajority,inliketwoweeks.So,wedeservejustasmuchtobepartoftheexchangeofideasaseverybodyelse.So,Imveryhappythatyoure,youknow,doingthiskindofthing,makingthetalksavailableonline.Thatsverygood.Ilovethat.AndIjust--Iloveyouguys.IloveTED.Andifyoudontmind,privatelynow,inthefuture,ImgoingtothinkofTEDasanacronymforTechnology,EntertainmentandDominicans.Thankyouverymuch.(Laughter)(Applause)

So,thatwasNoraida,andjustlikeLoraineandeverybodyelseyouremeetingtoday,thesearefolkswhoarebasedonrealpeoplefrommyreallife.Friends,neighbors,familymembers.Icomefromamulticulturalfamily.Infact,theolderladyyoujustmet,very,verylooselybasedonagreatauntonmymothersside.Itsalongstory,believeme.Butontopofmyfamilybackground,myparentsalsosentmetoUnitedNationsschool,whereIencounteredaplethoraofnewcharactersincludingAlexandre,myFrenchteacher,okay.

Well,youknow,itwasbeginnerFrench,thatIamtakingwithher,youknow.AnditwasMadameBousson,youknow,shewasvery[French].Itwaslike,youknow,shewasthereintheclass,youknow,shewaskindoftypicallyFrench.Youknow,shewaswasverychic,butshewasveryfilledwithennui,youknow.Andshewouldbethere,youknow,kindoftalkingwiththeclass,youknow,talkingaboutthe,youknow,theexistentialfutilityoflife,youknow.Andwewereonly11yearsold,soitwasnotappropriate.

But[German].Yes,ItookGermanforthreeyears,[German],anditwasquitetheexperiencebecauseIwastheonlyblackgirlintheclass,evenintheUNschool.Although,youknow,itwaswonderful.Theteacher,HerrSchtopf,heneverdiscriminated.Never.Healways,alwaystreatedeachofus,youknow,equallyunbearablyduringtheclass.

So,thereweretheteachersandthenthereweremyfriends,classmatesfromeverywhere.Manyofwhomarestilldearfriendstothisday.Andtheyveinspiredmanycharactersaswell.Forexample,afriendofmine.

Well,Ijustwantedtoquicklysaygoodevening.MynameisPraveenManviandthankyouverymuchforthisopportunity.Ofcourse,TED,thereputationprecedesitselfallovertheworld.But,youknow,IamoriginallyfromIndia,andIwantedtostartbytellingyouthatonceSarahJonestoldmethatwewillbehavingtheopportunitytocomeheretoTEDinCalifornia,originally,Iwasverypleasedand,frankly,relievedbecause,youknow,Iamahumanrightsadvocate.Andusuallymywork,ittakesmetoWashingtonD.C.Andthere,Imustattendthesemeetings,minglingwithsometiresomepoliticians,tryingtomakemefeelcomfortablebytellinghowoftentheyareeatingthecurryinGeorgetown.So,youcanjustimagine--right.So,butImthrilledtobejoiningallofyouhere.Iwishwehadmoretimetogether,butthatsforanothertime.Okay?Great.(Applause)

And,sadly,IdontthinkwellhavetimeforyoutomeeteverybodyIbrought,but-Imtryingtobehavemyself.Itsmyfirsttimehere.ButIdowanttointroduceyoutoacoupleoffolksyoumayrecognize,ifyousawBridgeandTunnel.

Uh,well,thankyou.Goodevening.MynameisPaulineNing,andfirstIwanttotellyouthatIm--ofcourseIamamemberoftheChinesecommunityinNewYork.ButwhenSarahJonesaskedmetopleasecometoTED,Isaid,well,youknow,first,Idontknowthat,youknow--beforetwoyearsago,youwouldnotfindmeinfrontofanaudienceofpeople,muchlesslikethisbecauseIdidnotliketogivespeechesbecauseIfeelthat,asanimmigrant,IdonothavegoodEnglishskillsforspeaking.Butthen,Idecided,justlikeGovernorArnoldSchwartzenegger,Itryanyway.(Laughter)Mydaughter--mydaughterwrotethat,shetoldme,Alwaysstartyourspeechwithhumor.

Butmybackground--Iwanttotellyoustoryonlybriefly.MyhusbandandI,webroughtoursonanddaughterherein1980stohavethefreedomwecannothaveinChinaatthattime.Andwetriedtoteachourkidstobeproudoftheirtradition,butitsveryhard.Youknow,asimmigrant,IwouldspeakChinesetothem,andtheywouldalwaysanswermebackinEnglish.Theyloverockmusic,popculture,Americanculture.Butwhentheygotolder,whenthetimecomesforthemtostartthinkaboutgettingmarried,thatswhenweexpectthemtorealize,alittlebitmore,theirownculture.Butthatswherewehadsomeproblems.Myson,hesaysheisnotreadytogetmarried.Andhehasasweetheart,butsheisAmericanwoman,notChinese.Itsnotthatitsbad,butItoldhim,WhatswrongwithaChinesewoman?ButIthinkhewillchangehismindsoon.

So,thenIdecideinstead,Iwillconcentrateonmydaughter.Thedaughtersmarriageisveryspecialtothemom.Butfirst,shesaidshesnotinterested.Sheonlywantstospendtimewithherfriends.Andthenatcollege,itslikeshenevercamehome.Andshedoesntwantmetocomeandvisit.SoIsaid,Whatswronginthispicture?So,Iaccusedmydaughtertohavelikeasecretboyfriend.Butshetoldme,Mom,youdonthavetoworryaboutboysbecauseIdontlikethem.(Laughter)AndIsaid,Yes,mencanbedifficult,butallwomenhavetogetusedtothat.Shesaid,NoMom.Imean,Idontlikeboys.Ilikegirls.Iamlesbian.So,IalwaysteachmykidstorespectAmericanideas,butItoldmydaughterthatthisisoneexception--(Laughter)thatsheisnotgay,sheisjustconfusedbythisAmericanproblem.Butshetoldme,Mom,itsnotAmerican.Shesaidsheisinlove,inlovewithaniceChinesegirl.(Laughter)So,thesearethewordsIamwaitingtohear,butfrommyson,notmydaughter.(Laughter)ButatfirstIdidnotknowwhattodo.Butthen,overtime,Ihavecometounderstandthatthisiswhosheis.

So,eventhoughsometimesitsstillhard,Iwillsharewithyouthatithelpsmetorealizesocietyismoretolerant,usuallybecauseofplaceslikethis,becauseofideaslikethisandpeoplelikeyou,withanopenmind.SoIthinkmaybeTED,youimpactpeopleslivesinthewaysthatmaybeevenyoudontrealize.So,formydaughterssake,Ithankyouforyourideasworthspreading.Thankyou.Shinshen.(Applause)

Goodevening.MynameisHabbiBelahal.AndIwouldliketofirstofallthankSarahJonesforputtingallofthepressureontheonlyArabwhoshebroughtwithhertobelasttoday.IamoriginallyfromJordan.AndIteachcomparativeliteratureatQueensCollege.ItisnotHarvard.ButIfeelabitlikeafishoutofwater.ButIamveryproudofmystudents.AndIseet