新白娘子英文搞笑短劇

1、文檔來源為 :從網絡收集整理 .word 版本可編輯 .歡迎下載支持 .The tale of the white snake（音樂，幻化人形）Long long ago, there was a white snake who was saved by a human boy. Then after 1800 years, she came to the human world with her sister xiaoqing to find her benefactor to return the favor. So snake white and snake green became i

2、nto human beings through magic power. They came to the earthly paradise Hang Zhou, to get an encounter with her benefactor.第一幕：斷橋上（音樂：前世今生 cut 版）青：Sister, is this the world of huma n being? How beautiful!”白：Be careful, follow me! ”閃電，下雨音樂伴奏）青：“What a heavy rain!”白：“ Do n'wto rry , we have an umb

3、rella. （白素”貞撐起一把破傘 ）許仙上場，白素貞與許仙相遇 （音樂前世今生cut版）許： “Oh, my god! How beautiful！”白：So handsome Mr., your clothes is wet, now I have an umbrella, let us shareone. ”許：“Oh, thank you, lovely girl. How fine the weather is! Would you like tohave a walk with me?白：“Ok, let 's go. ”青：“Sister, sister, let

4、9;s go together. ”白：Don you see I bmsy? Go away!（小白用力的推開了小青）小青傷心地跑開了。 （跑的姿勢要有笑點）許：“ Whaf ysur n ame?白：“ SiZhe n”許： “ I n eve saw a girl more beautiful tha n you, your beauty makes the sky falli ng dow n tears, whe n I saw you, I don' t know what to say ” 白: Mr. you can just say what you want to

5、say. ”許：“Could you marry me?”白：“Ye，s I do, Xian gong!”許：Xiaobai（音樂今天你要嫁給我cut版） 二人離去 第二幕 : 法海收服白素貞旁白： From then on ， snake white ，snake green and XuXian lived a happy life, they often chew the fat ,and burned the candle at both ends .until suddenly one day ，miss green heard that the monk Fahai would

6、come.白素貞望向窗外皺眉，掐算的手勢，小青走過來。 。（音樂掐算）青： “ Sister, what are you doing here? ”白：“. I 'm thinking about our futuIrfeo.recast that fahai have come here， our happy life will end soon”青:“Don' think like that, we will be safe and sound. Oh ,look, the sceneryis beautiful ”（音樂 得意法海）法海出現(xiàn)（身披床單，一手手拿晾衣桿，一手

7、拿圓形飯盒）法海：“Evilsnake! Today I ' ll subdyieu! Snake white, you have no chaneeto escape! （法”海舉起了飯盒 ）小白小青做驚恐狀，然后對視一笑，作鄙視的手勢（哼哼哼） 法?？粗埡姓f道“ too small ? ”然后換臉盆說道“ ha-ha, this is big enough！”小白小青做驚恐狀，定了定神說青：Buddhist monk, get out here , otherwise I ' II let you die ugly. 法海： evil snake， let me give

8、 you some color to see see!（法海向前伸出臉盆隔空打傷了小青， 小青作負傷狀， 一手扶著桌子半 蹲著）白去扶小青說道：“xiaoqing， are you ok? Keep back, don'tcome anycloser!青： sister！小白做出準備打架的姿勢，此時許仙入場，看到此景許仙： oh darling， what happened?法海： Your wife is evil spirit! Let me tame her! 許仙一手推開白娘子，白娘子啊一聲，被推到一旁（要演的有笑點）許 仙擋在白娘子面前許仙： You are a liar.

9、She is my wife! I won'tlet you hurt her!法海： how stupid！Look, I will tame her now. （法海舉起臉盆收小白，小白漸漸被法海吸走，小白和許仙拉著彼此的 手難舍難分 ） 放背景樂 my heart will go on許仙： Come on; just give me your hand.小白：gua n ren, I love you forever, don 'forget me 許仙： niang zi, no! don'tleave me alone! I won'tlet you

10、 go!兩人的手還是分開了, 小白被法海吸出門外, 然后法海進門, 拿著臉盆,從臉盆中拿出白紙條笑道 法海： Ha-ha, snake white, you will spend your left time under the leifengtower!許仙披上斗篷（床單）開啟作戰(zhàn)狀態(tài)許仙： no！ Give my wife back!法海：哼！ stupid human！no way！ 許仙與法海展開了搏斗（放背景樂男兒當自強（黃飛鴻主題音樂 音樂 版）兩人抖床單， 來回打太極推來推去三回合許仙敗 （要演的有笑點 配 合著音樂）然后法海拿好臉盆走向許仙法海：阿彌陀佛， color is e

11、mpty ， empty is color. （色即是空 空即是色）Young man, forget it and you can start a new life!（法海拂袖揚長而去 ）第三幕 斷橋相逢旁白： After snake white was tamed by faihai, xuxian was mad and crazy;he went to west lake everyday, hope to meet his wife on the duan bridge.Finally his behavior move the guanyin bodishavva, and gua

12、nyin forgive the Snake white.（音樂 神秘園）許仙失神游走著說道： niangzi, where are you?路人甲和路人乙走過， 許仙拉著他們問： did you see my wife? Did you see my wife?路人甲：no （搖頭）路人乙： Don'tanswer him; he must be mad 路人甲和路人乙揚長而去，許仙失神繼續(xù)游走著尋找小白， 此刻天突然 下起了雨（一個人撒碎紙屑） （放音樂 神秘園）許仙抬頭看著天空說道 oh it rains.突然一把破雨傘出現(xiàn)在頭頂 小白來了 （放音樂一只金釵續(xù)前緣 ） 許仙：ni

13、angzi, I miss you so much小白：gua nren。So do I. let 'enjoy the rai n。（小白手指遠方 兩人一同看 向遠方）大家一起登場齊唱：Waiting 1000 years1000 years for a chanceWaiting 1000 yearsI have no regretWho said this to meThat love me foreverOnly for your wordsAI won 'ret gret thatRain's heart brokeWind is cryingSweet love se