學(xué)校生笑話大王【關(guān)于學(xué)校生英文笑話精選】

1、學(xué)校生笑話大王【關(guān)于學(xué)校生英文笑話精選】 冷笑話是一種新興的語言現(xiàn)象,伴隨著網(wǎng)絡(luò)的普及它已經(jīng)滲透到了青年群體的日常生活,間或爆出的一兩句冷笑話能使溝通氛圍變得輕松愉悅,也能展現(xiàn)交談?wù)叩挠哪筒胖恰Ｕ砹岁P(guān)于學(xué)校生英文笑話，歡迎閱讀! 關(guān)于學(xué)校生英文笑話：does anyone want a nice clean plate? peter was ten years old. one day his friend paul said to him, im going to have a birthday party on saturday, peter. can you you come? pe

2、ter asked his mother, and she said, yes, you can go. she phoned pauls mother to tell her. before peter went to the party on saturday afternoon, his mother said to him, now, peter, dont forget to be polite. dont ask for food. wait until someone gives it to you. all right, mom, peter answered, and he

3、went to pauls house on his bicycle. there were a lot of children at the party. they played together for an hour, and then pauls mother gave them some food; but she forgot to give peter any. he waitedpolitely for a few minutes, and then he held his plate up in the air and said loudly, does anyone wan

4、t a nice clean plate? 有人要潔凈的盤子嗎? 彼德十歲了。一天他的伴侶保羅對(duì)他說："彼德，星期六我要舉辦生日宴會(huì)，你能來嗎?' 彼德問母親，母親說："沒問題，你去吧。'她還打電話通知了保羅的母親。 星期六下午，彼德去赴宴。臨行前，母親對(duì)他說："彼德，別忘了禮貌。別主動(dòng)要吃的，等別人拿給你。' "好的，媽媽。'彼德回答。然后他騎著自行車去了保羅的家。 宴會(huì)上孩子許多，他們?cè)谝黄鹜媪艘粋€(gè)鐘頭。這里保羅的母親給他們分發(fā)食品。但她忘了給彼德。彼德等了幾分鐘，然后把盤子舉在空中，大聲說："有人要潔凈的盤

5、子嗎?' 關(guān)于學(xué)校生英文笑話：dinners ready my cooking has always been the target of family jokes. one evening, as i prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector went off. although both of my children had received fire-safety training at school, they did not respond t

6、o the alarm. annoyed, i stormed through the house in search of them. i found them in the bathroom, washing their hands. over the loud buzzing of the smoke alarm, i asked them to identify the sound. its the smoke detector, they replied in unison. do you know what that sound means? i demanded. sure, m

7、y oldest replied. dinners ready. 晚飯預(yù)備好了 我的燒飯手藝一直是家庭笑話的攻擊目標(biāo)。一天晚上，晚餐我預(yù)備得有點(diǎn)兒太快了，廚房里布滿了煙，結(jié)果煙霧探查器報(bào)起警來。盡管我的兩個(gè)孩子都在學(xué)校里接受過防火平安訓(xùn)練，可是他們并沒有對(duì)報(bào)警聲作出反應(yīng)。我感到很惱火，滿幢房子亂沖查找他們。 我在洗澡間找到他們，發(fā)覺他們正在洗手。我的聲音蓋過了煙霧警報(bào)的嗡嗡聲，我叫他們辨別那聲音。 "是煙霧探查器，'他們異口同聲地說。 "你們知道那聲音意味著什么嗎?'我責(zé)問道。 "當(dāng)然，'我的大孩子回答道，"晚飯預(yù)備好了。'

8、; 關(guān)于學(xué)校生英文笑話：the new baby mr. and mrs. taylor had a seven-year-old boy named pat. now mrs. taylor was expecting another child. pat had seen babies in other peoples houses and had not liked them very much, so he was not delighted about the news that there was soon going to be one in his house too. one

9、 evening mr. and mrs. taylor were making plans for the babys arrival. this house wont be big enough for use all when the baby comes, said mr. taylor. pat came into the room just then and said, what are you talking about?we were saying that well have to move to another house now, because the new baby

10、s coming, his mother answered. its no use, said pat hopelessly, hell follow us there. 關(guān)于學(xué)校生英文笑話：its part of the game 我來扮演媽媽 its part of the game mother: mary, why do you yell and scream so much? play quietly like eddie. see, he doesnt make a sound. mary: of course he doesnt. mom, its part of the gam

11、e we are playing. he is daddy coming home late, and im you. 我來扮演媽媽 媽媽：瑪麗，你為什么這樣大叫大叫的? 為什么不能像艾迪那樣安寧靜靜的玩兒呢?你看艾迪一聲兒都不出。 瑪麗：媽媽，艾迪當(dāng)然不會(huì)出聲了，由于我們倆正在玩爸爸回家遲到的嬉戲呢，他扮演爸爸，我扮演你。 關(guān)于學(xué)校生英文笑話：to buy a video amos asked his mother whether they could have a video. im afraid we cant afford one, sighed his mother. but on the following day in came amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video. how on earth did you pay for that? gasped his mother. easy, mum. replied amos, i sold the television! 買錄像機(jī) 艾莫斯問媽媽他們是否能買一臺(tái)錄像機(jī)。 "唯恐我們還買不起，'媽媽嘆息著說。 可其次天當(dāng)艾莫斯回來時(shí)，他搖搖擺晃地搬著一臺(tái)全新的錄像機(jī)。