四人英語(yǔ)話劇劇本《新梁祝外傳》搞笑版

1、新梁祝外傳L:梁山伯？ ？ ？ ？Z:祝英臺(tái)？ ？?M:馬文才？ ？ ？旁： 英母 英父（1） «take me to your heart »旁白：at airport zhuyingtai is going to study English in American,liangshanbo see her off.（機(jī)場(chǎng)送別）梁:？?Yingtai, I love you so much and I ' ll miss you so much.!Z 祝:？I love you, too! Don' t worry.?Shanbo I only love y

2、ou in this wild world. I ' ll marry you as soon as I ' m back. W ait for me just for two years.梁：I ' ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.祝:？I ' ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo抱走，走出幾步回頭再抱祝：this time I really should be going.依依不舍旁： when zhuyingtai study in American,

3、their parents are planing to take her to marriage Mawencai But now liangshanbo don't know anything 英母：darling darling 。（拉住英父）英父：怒氣轉(zhuǎn)身No matter you Say what is useless. The child's wedding could notbe so hasty.英母：but dearling ,Mrs Mawas so cool and was born noble family, There is no doubt that

4、 this is matched for marriage.And ：.被 B 打斷英父：I told you many times, Now is a new era of reform and opening-up.we could not decide the yingtai "s wedding.英母： darling .The Furthest Distance in The World Is not between life anddeath .But when I stand in front of you ,Yet you do not known that he i

5、s so handsome.Thefurthest distance in the world Is not whenI stand in front of you,Yet you can not see his love to yingtai.馬文才上，拿折扇，音樂(lè)非起馬：I love yingtai so much. It's doesn't matter if you see me or not,?I'mstanding?right there with no emotion.?It's doesn't matter if you love me

6、or not?,love is right there and it is not going to change. ?Let meembrace you?or let me live in your heart to eternity, silence?love?,calmness joy. 英母：oh 0 That was e in.sit down please!馬：uncle, here are my presents , 50 bottles of maotai , three Benz and a big house In the seaside and so on .I hope

7、 you will like them! If you promise the wedding,I will feel beyond happy .母：there is no doubt that yingtai must be your , you is so handsome. 打斷父：大怒指著馬）NO way !馬：that ' s why?英父：since you asked sincerely,let me tell you gennerously.Do you know whois張國(guó)榮,who is 張曼玉，馬：I don t know.英父：do you know wh

8、o is cristiano ronaldo, who is yao Ming, who is Tom cruise, 馬：I don t know.英父：do you still know who I am and who you are now.馬：I don t know.英父：Do you see yourself? you look like a pig who know nothing? （轉(zhuǎn)向英母） You ask me to Take yingtai to marry him how I can trust?英母：I have no words.馬：but aunt have

9、accepted my 3 million dollar and presents.父： money ? You think money can buy everything?True love is priceless ! Only 3 million dollar . only 3 million dollar .only 3 million dollar .（逐漸反應(yīng)過(guò)味來(lái)） OK OK You give me 3 million dollar and yingtai belong to you 掏出鋼筆來(lái)準(zhǔn)備簽字旁：a week later zhuyingtai call liangs

10、hanbo from American一周 以后，祝英臺(tái)從美國(guó)打來(lái)越洋電話O梁：Oh, honey, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me?祝：Listen, Liang Shanbo. I ' m calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think you ' d better find a better girl.梁:What? Pardon?祝：Because I&#

11、39; ll get married. My parents had taken me to marry MaWencai He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong. And he is good at葵花寶典。I love his money and I love his body.梁：What are you talking about? You wait and see. I' ll give you some colorto see see.祝：shanbo, If life deceives you, do

12、n't be sad, do not impatient! believe me.Everything is rapidly, everything will pass, But the past of, will become a kind of memory.梁： FUCK you。 I ll kill you! I will kill you in America!祝 : America? You can come to America? Hahahaha your English is so terrible旁：liangshanbo can t face the realit

13、y what zhuyingtai give up him,and inorder to kill zhuyingtai, he decided to improve their Enlish and went to American.everyday he always remind heself that he he have a dream.。梁： today, myfriends, even though weface the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply r

14、ooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed:We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are createdequal. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted

15、 in my heart. In my heart.旁： a year later,liangshanbo found zhuyingtai in American梁 : Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, do you still know that who I am. I m hereto kill you.祝：Liang .shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me.M: You! Get out of here.梁 : You! Get out of here!馬 : OK you are stronger

16、 than me. I get out of here now!祝: Please don t go. Just stay, please. He ll kill me.馬 : I know! But if I stay, he ll kill me by the way.祝 : You told me you were good at 葵花寶典 ?馬 : Sorry, I m not good at 葵花寶典 . I m just good at 新華字典 。祝 : Oh, you are a big liar. Just get out of here! (to Liang Shanbo)

17、 Oh, darling, you must kill me?梁 : Yes, I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.祝 : When wewere young, we listened to the MP3, you said you d love me forever. Don t kill me, ok? Shanbo. .梁 : No way! Wherever you go, whatever you say, I ll kill you. I only know I wast love you, the only cho

18、ice is toborn to love you or to kill you. Now I can kill you.祝 : Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn t cherishit. If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask mehow long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years. That man is you, Theonly man I love in