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1、幽默故事:There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; ano ther o ne, $10,000; a nd the third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, “ How come this guy is $5,000? That ' s so expensive for dfipndt." The owner said, “ Because I h
2、ave trained him and he can talk." So the customer asked him,“ How about this guy? What can hedo that makes him so expe nsive? The owner said, “ Well, apart from talk ing, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on. That whysie ' s so expensiv'e. Then the customer said,“
3、Howabout the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?' The owner of the shopsaid,doh' know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing,nothing at all! But the other two call him" The Boss.'【譯文】老板最大 有個人到一間商店買鸚鵡。店里有三只鸚鵡,其中一只賣五千元,另一只 賣一萬元,還有一只賣
4、三萬元。顧客問老板:為什么這只要賣五千元?這個價錢對這種鸚鵡 來說太貴了!老板說:因為我有訓練他講話。顧客又問:那這只呢?他會做什么?為什么 要賣這么貴?老板說:他除了會說話之外,還會表演一些有趣的動作,好比說跳舞等等, 所以才賣這么貴。顧客接著又問:那第三只呢?他會做什么?為什么要賣這么貴?老板說:我不知道。我從沒聽過他講話、吹口哨或唱歌,也沒看過他跳舞,什么都沒有!不過另外兩 只叫他:老板!Where is the egg?Teacher:Ca n you make a sentence with the word "egg"?Stude nt:Yes .I ate a
5、 piece of cake yesterday.Teacher:The n where is the “ egg"?Stude nt:l n the cake,Sir.【譯文】雞蛋在哪里?教師:你能用 雞蛋 一詞造句嗎? 學生:可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。教師:雞蛋在哪?學生:在蛋糕里,先生Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in.
6、 But after two or three minu tes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket.Two or three minu tes after that he comes out and asks for ano ther ticket. But a girl asks him,you buy so many tickets? How many frie nds do
7、you meet?"“ No, I have no frie nds here, but a bigwoma n always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.【譯文】湯姆是個小孩,他才7歲。當他去電影院的時候。那時他第一次去。他買了票進去了。但沒過兩三分鐘他就出來了,然后買了第二票又進去了。 幾分鐘后他又出來買了第三票。 接著兩三分鐘后他又出來買票。一個女的問她,你為什么要買那么多票???你見到了幾個朋 友?""沒有,我里面沒朋友, 但是每當我進門的時候一位大的女人老把我的票給剪了 "Child:My
8、 un cle has 1000 men un der him.Man:He is really somebody.What does do?Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery【譯文】他真是一個大人物小孩:我叔叔下面有1000個人。男人:他真是一個大人物。他是干什么的?小孩:墓地守墓人。Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?Stude nt: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far n obody h
9、as lived to over 400 years.【譯文】一位偉人教師:如果莎士比亞還活著,他會是一名偉人嗎?學生:當然。因為到目前為止,還沒有人活到400多歲。Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.Waiter: Yes, sir, I know-it's the heat that kills it.【譯文】史密斯先生:效勞員,我的湯里有一只死蒼蠅.效勞員:是的,先生,我知道了,它是被燙死的.Son: Dad, give me a dime.Father: Son, don't you think yo
10、u're gett ing too big to be forever begg ing for dimes?Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you?【譯文】兒子:爸爸,給我一角錢。父親:兒子,你不認為你已經(jīng)長大了,不該再老是一角一角地要錢了該自立了,不是嗎?兒子:爸爸,我想你是對的,那給我一塊錢行嗎?A little kid fell in love with ano ther little kid, a school mate. Sometimes the kids thi nk they fal
11、l in love whe n they have a crush on some one else in the class, whe n theyor ten 'eersight orsomething like that. So the eight-year-oldkid came back home and asked his father, “ Fatheris it expe nsive to be married? And the father said,“ Yes, son, it is very eXpeSshtee son asked,“How much does
12、it cost? And the father said, “I don ' t know, son. I ' m still paying.【譯文】有個小孩愛上了另一個小孩,對方是學校的同學。八歲或十歲左右的孩子有時會迷戀班上某個人,然后就以為自己戀愛了。因此這個八歲的小孩回家問他爸爸:爸爸,結(jié)婚很花錢嗎?爸爸說:是啊,兒子,非?;ㄥX。兒子又問:要花多少錢呢?爸爸說:我不知 道,兒子,我到現(xiàn)在還一直在付錢??!"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No,
13、sir, but you said yesterday that everyth ing you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."【譯文】孩子,你為什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎? 沒有,教師??墒悄阕蛱煺f你告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵里進,一個耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面?!癐'm sorry, Madam , but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth“
14、Twenty d ollars! Why,I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!“Yes but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office".【譯文】對不起,夫人,為您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。“ 2美元!為什么?不是說好只要4美元。是的,但是你的孩子大喊大叫,把另外四個病人嚇跑了。TWO : Teacher: We all know that b
15、eat causes an object to expa nd an cold cauese it to con tract.Now,can anyone give me a good example?Joh n: Well , in the summer the days are long and in the win ter the days are short.【譯文】教師:我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理?,F(xiàn)在,誰給我舉個例子?約翰:嗯,在夏天天都長,在冬天天都短。The lecturer on evoluti on had bee n going on for n early two hou
16、rs. the n he started aga in, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question - if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?""I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so Iong.".【譯文】教進化論的教師已經(jīng)滔滔不絕地講了快兩個小時,他的話題又來了:讓我向進化論者提個問題
17、一一如果我們曾經(jīng)像狒狒那樣長著尾巴,那么現(xiàn)在尾巴到哪里去了?我來試試看,"一位老太太說。該是我們在這里坐這么久把它們磨掉了吧。A man was going to the house of some rich pers on. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will gi
18、ve me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust. He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over t
19、he river." He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them. Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.【譯文】 一個人正朝著一個富人的房子走去,當他沿著路走時,在路的一邊他發(fā)現(xiàn)一箱好蘋 果,他說:我
20、不打算吃那些蘋果,因為富人會給我更多的食物,他會給我很好吃的東西。然后他拿起蘋果,一把扔到土里去。他繼續(xù)走,來到河邊,河漲水了,因此,他到不了河對岸,他等了一會兒,然后他說:今天我去不了富人家了,因為我不能渡過河。他開始回家, 那天他沒有吃東西。他就開始去找吃的,他找到蘋果,很快樂地把它們從塵土中翻出來吃了。 不要把好東西扔掉,換個時候你會覺得它們大有用處。A Good BoyLittle Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
21、 "I gave it to a poor old woma n," he an swered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so in terested in the old woma n?" "She is the one who sells the can dy."【譯文】好孩子小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。昨天給你的錢干什么了?我給了一個可憐的老太婆,他答復說
22、。你真是個好孩子,媽媽驕傲地說。再給你兩分錢??赡銥槭裁磳δ俏焕咸敲锤信d趣呢?她是個賣糖果的。DrunkOne day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was in terested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my
23、son," his father replied, "look, there are sta nding two policeme n. If I regard the two policeme n as four the n I am drun k." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policema n!"【譯文】醉酒一天,父親與小兒子一塊兒回家。這個孩子正處于那種對什么事都很感興趣的年齡,老是有提 不完的問題。他向父親發(fā)問道:爸爸,醉'字是什么意
24、思?唔,孩子,父親答復說,你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個,那么我就算醉了??墒?,爸爸,孩子說,那兒只有一個警察呀!Sleepi ng PillsBob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-str ong sleep ing pills. Sun day ni ght Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He too
25、k his time gett ing to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I did n't have a bit of trouble gett ing up this morni ng.""That's fin e," roared the boss, "but where were you Mon day and Tuesday?"【譯文】安眠藥鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫(yī)生,醫(yī)生給他開了一些強力安眠藥。星期天晚上鮑勃吃了藥,睡得很好,在鬧鐘響之前就醒了
26、過來。他到了辦公室,遛達進去,對老板說:我今天早上起床一點麻煩都沒有。"好啊! 老板吼道,那你星期一和星期二到哪兒去了? 普通英語故事I Don ' t Like HerBob goes to a new school.One day he comes back, “ Bob, do you like your new teachhir?mother asks.“I don ' t like her, Mother. Because first she says that three and three is six, and then she says that t
27、wo and four is six, too."【譯文】我不喜歡她鮑勃的去了所新學校。一天,他回到家,他媽媽問他:你喜歡你的新教師嗎?不,我不喜歡她,媽媽。因為她先說 3加3等于6,然后她又說2加4等于6."Ten Can diesMother asks her son, “ Jim, if you have ten can dies, and you eat four, the n how many can dles do you have?'“Ten. Jim says.“ Then, Mother asks.“ Yes, Mum. Four can dles
28、 are in my stoach and six can dies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn ' t it right?【譯文】十塊糖媽媽問兒子:吉姆,如果你有10塊糖,吃了 4塊,那你還有幾塊糖?“ 1塊。"吉姆說?!?1塊? 媽媽問。是的,媽媽。因為4塊在我的肚子里面,6塊在肚子外面,4加6等于10,不對嗎?Count Tomorrow MorningIt ' s a right. John is looking at the skyTom is John ' s younger br
29、other. He asks John“ What are you doing?John says,“I ' m countingstars.Tom laughs and says, “It ' s really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow"morning?【譯文】明天早上數(shù)這是一個晚上。約翰抬頭看著天空。湯姆是約翰的弟弟。他問約翰:你在干什么?約翰說:我在數(shù)星星。"湯姆笑著說:現(xiàn)在天空太黑了。你為什么不等到明天早上再數(shù)呢?Are Flies Yummy?Tony and his father are eati
30、ng dinner.Sudde nly Tony asks his father,“ Dad, are flies yummy?Dad frowns and says, “ No,I think it ' yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It ' as silly questi on."But Tony says, There was one fly in your plate."【譯文】蒼蠅好吃嗎?托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。突然,托尼問他的爸爸:爸爸,蒼蠅好吃嗎?"爸爸皺眉說:我想不好吃。你怎么會問
31、這個問題?這可是一個愚蠢的問題??墒峭心嵴f:剛剛你盤子里有一只蒼蠅。I Don ' t Want to Walk HomeTom is a very old man. After dinner, he likes walking in the street. And he goes to bed at seven o' clock.But toni ght, a car stopped at his house. A policema n helps him get out. He tells Tom'man couldn ' t find his way in
32、 the street. He asked me to take him in the"car.After the policema n leaves there, his wife asks,you go to“tTemtreet every ni ght. But toni ghtyou can ' t find the way, what ' s 'the matter?The old man smiles like a child and says,“I couldn ' t find my way? I didn "' t
33、want to wa【譯文】我不想走回家湯姆是一位老人,他喜歡在晚飯后到大街上散步,在7點回來睡覺。但是,今天晚上一輛小汽車停在他家門前,湯姆在一位警察的幫助下走下汽車。警察告訴湯姆的妻子:這位老人在街上迷路了,他讓我用汽車送他回來。警察走后:湯姆,你每天都到那條街上散步,但是今天你迷路了,你怎么了?這位老人像孩子般的笑道:我迷路了?我是不想走路回家。It Must Be CrowdedA teacher is telli ng his stude nts,“ The moon is very large. Several millio ns peopleca n live thereAnd
34、a boy laughs and ays, “It must get crowded when it' s a crescent moon.【譯文】一定很擁擠一位告訴學生:月亮非常大,上面能住幾百人。一個男孩笑著說:當月亮變成月牙的時候,住在上面的人該多擁擠?。t ' s Good to Admit a FaultJoh n is not a"'goridde nt. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps aga in.“John! Teacher says angrily.“ What? What
35、39; s wro'hgJohn is awaken.“ Why do you make a face? It ' s classroom. Look! Every one is laughngher says.“ No one is laugh in©. Teacher says.“ No, it ' s not me. I was not making a face. I was sleepinghn fells upset.“ UmNot bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy. T
36、eacher is satisfied with it.【譯文】認錯約翰并不是個 好學生。他總是在上課的時候睡覺。今天他又睡著了。約翰!"教師生氣地喊他。什么?出什么事了? 約翰醒了。你為什么要做鬼臉?這是教室!看看!同學們都在笑! 教師生氣地說。沒有人在笑呀。其他同學笑聲地嘀咕。不,不是我。我沒有做鬼臉。剛剛我睡著了。約翰感到不安。嗯,還不錯。你成認自己的錯誤,還是給好孩子教師為此感到滿意。I Made Granny GladA teacher is telling her students the importanee of making others glad. “Now,ch
37、ildren," shesays “ Did you make some one else glad?“ Please, teacher, says a small boy, " I made some one glad yesterday.“Well done. Who was that? The teacher says.“ My granny. The boy says.“ Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad. The teacher says."I went to see her
38、 yesterday, and stayed with her for three hours. Then I said to her,going home.' And she said,“well. I" ' m glad!【譯文】我讓奶奶快樂了一位教師正在對學生將使人快樂的重要性。聽著,孩子們,"他說:你們曾讓別人快樂過嗎?我,教師,一個男孩子說,昨天我就使別人快樂過。做得好。是誰呢?教師說。我奶奶。小男孩說。好孩子?,F(xiàn)在告訴我們,你是怎樣使你奶奶快樂的?教師問道。是這樣的,教師。昨天我去看她,在她那兒呆了 3個小時。然后我對她說:奶奶,我要回家了。 她
39、說:啊,我很快樂。I can ' t Cook ItIt ' s sunny day Spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves.“Great! Oh, itheavy!" Miss Cat says happily.The fish is plucked out of the river.“ Oh, a big fish! How big tShestheers. But she putsthe fish into the river and goes on fishing.At the t
40、ime Mr. House goes by and sees it.“ What do you see iaskse? “ Because my pot istoo small. I can ' t CooMiitss Cat says.【譯文】我沒法煮它這是春天里一個明媚的日子,貓小姐在河邊釣魚。突然魚竿動了動。太棒了!哇,好重啊!貓小姐快樂地喊著。魚被拉出來了。 啊! 一條大魚!這條大魚可真大呀!"她歡呼道。但是她卻把魚放回河里,又 繼續(xù)釣魚。這時候馬先生路過,看見這一切,就問她:為什么你把魚放了?因為我的鍋太小。我沒方法燒這么大的魚。貓小姐答復說。That Is Not
41、 My Dog!A woma n walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper,“【bite?"The shopkeeper says, “ No, my dog does notThe woma n tries to pet the dog and the dog bites her.“ Ouch'! She says, “I thought you said your dog does no t" bite!The shopkeeper replies,“ Th
42、at is not my dog!【譯文】那不是我的狗一個婦人走進一家寵物店,看見一只很可愛的小狗。她問店主:你的狗咬人嗎?"店主說:不,我的狗不咬人。"于是這個婦人試著撫摸小狗,可是小狗卻咬了她。哎喲!"婦人說,我想你剛剛還說你的狗不咬人。"店主人答復說:那不是我的狗。WrongMark' Savorite cup is broken, and he feels unhappy. Susan sees and asks him, “You look sad.What' s the matter?Mark says,“ There is
43、something wrong with my cup.Susa n says,“ Don' t woaayi- Repair it."Mark feels surprised and asks,“ Repair? You can repair it? You?“Yes. Believe me! Where is it? Susan answers.“ Here. My cup is broken. Are you sure you can repair it? Mark takes out his cuo.【譯文】誤會馬克最喜歡的杯子了,他很不開心。珊看見了就問他:你看上去
44、不太開心。怎么了?珊說:別擔憂。我會補好它的。馬克聽了感到奇怪,就問她:補?你會補?真的嗎?"沒錯。相信我。在哪里呢?"珊說。這兒。我的cup破了。你確信補好它嗎?"馬克拿出了杯子?!?cup你以為是cap."珊說道。說完他倆都笑了。My “ Clever DogBobby is my dog. I love him. He can roll on the floor. He can play balls with me. He can look after my house when I am out. Bobby is very clever. Bu
45、t sometimes he isn' t.One day Bobby runs away. He is out for three days. After he comes back, I tie him to a tree and give him some food. Bobby beg ins to eat. But the n he stops. He sees a fox. The fox is look ing at his food. Bobby barks and barks. He wants to catch the fox. But he can' t.
46、 The fox runs round the tree. Boruns after the fox. So the rope goes ground the tree. Of course Bobby can' t run. The doc cfood. Quickly she eats up the food and runs away.【譯文】我聰明的狗巴比是我的狗。我很愛他。他會在地板上打滾。他會和我玩球。他能在外出的時候幫我看家。巴比很聰明,可是有些時候他也不聰明。一天,巴比跑了出去,3天沒回家。他回來后,我把他拴在一棵樹上,給他一些食物。巴比吃 著食物,但是又停了下來。他看
47、見一只狐貍。這只狐貍正盯著他的食物。巴比朝狐貍一個勁地叫。 他想抓住狐貍。但是他辦不到。狐貍喀什繞著樹跑,巴比就追著它跑。于是繩子就繞在了數(shù)上。 當然巴比就跑不開了。那只狐貍跑去吃他的食物。很快就吃光了所有食物,而后跑走了。Snow WhiteSnow White is born on a cold win ter day. She is as white as snow. Her eyes are very big, her hair very long and her voice is sweet. She is very ki nd and beautiful. Every one lo
48、ves her. Her mummy, theQuee n loves her, too. But she died.A new Queen comes. She is beautiful, but bad. She doesn' t like Snow White, because Snow Whthe most beautiful girl in the world.“I will kill Snow White. " So she orders a hunter to kill Snow White. The hunter is an honest man.“ You
49、are a good girl; I don ant to kilt you." So he lets Snow White go.Snow White goes into a forest. She finds a house, and goes into the house. Seven dwarfs live there.They like Snow White, and ask Snow White to live with them.No sooner, the new Quee n dies. Because she isrthe most beautiful woma
50、n in the world.【譯文】白雪公主白雪公主出生在一個寒冷的冬天,因此她像雪一樣潔白無瑕。她又兩只大眼晴,有漂亮的長頭發(fā)和甜蜜的聲音。她又善良又美麗。每個人都很喜歡她。她媽媽一一皇后也愛她,但她死了。一位新皇后來了,她很漂亮但很惡毒。她不喜歡白雪公主,因為白雪公主是世界上最美麗的女 孩。我一定要殺死白雪公主。因此,她命令一位獵人去殺白雪公主。這位獵人是一個老實的人。你是一個好姑娘,我不想殺你。所有他放走了白雪公主。白雪公主走進一片森林,她發(fā)現(xiàn)了一個房子,并且走進了房子。七個小矮人住在房子里。他們 很喜歡白雪公主并留她一起住下來了。不久,女皇死了,因為她不是世界上最美麗的人。The C
51、lever King Solo monLon g, l ong ago, there was a king. Solo mon was his n ame. He was very clever.In his country, there were two women. They lived in the same house and each had a child.One night, one of the babies died. The dead baby' s mother took the other woman' s babher own bed.The n ex
52、t morning , they had a quarrel.“ No, this is my baby! The dead is yours!Each one wan ted the liv ing baby. So they went to see King Solo mon.“ Bring me a knife, cut the child into two and five each woman one half. said the King.“ Oh. Your Majesty! Give her my baby. Please don' fkill my baby!The
53、n Ki ng Solo mon poin ted to the woma n in teas and said,by toGee Sheba the mothef【譯文】聰明的國王所羅門很久很久之前,有一位國王,他的名字叫所羅門,他非常聰明。在他的國家里,有兩位婦女,她們住在同一間房子里。各有一個嬰兒。一天夜里,其中一個嬰兒死了。他的媽媽抱另一位婦女的小孩,把他放在自己的床上。第二天早上,他們發(fā)生了爭吵。不,這是我的孩子!這個死的是你的!他們都想要這個活著的孩子,于是她們?nèi)ヒ娝_門國王。給我拿把刀來,把這個孩子切成兩半,沒人一半。國王判決道。哦,陛下,把我的孩子給她吧。請不要殺了我的孩子!
54、一位母親哭喊道。于是所羅門指著流淚的婦女說:把孩子給她,她是真正的母親。Catch ing a ThiefWitty Hare can run very fast. One day whe n he gets home. He sees a rat. The rat is jumpi ng dow n his win dow. “ Oh. A thief!Witty Hare shouted and catches the rat,“ Yosteanh'rt mie"fSoon Witty Hare catches up with the rat, and the rat i
55、s left behi nd,“I must run away,laughs, “ He is so silly.Witty Hare goes on running. A sheep sees him and asks him,“ Whata “you moca(t|?ii ngthe thief." Witty Hare says. “Thief? Where' the thief?" the sheep fells surprised. “ He'behind me ,f Witty Hare says proudly.【譯文】追賊機靈的肚子跑得很快。
56、一天,她回到家的時候看見一只老鼠。這只教師正從它家的窗戶跳下去。啊!賊! 機靈肚子喊著追過去。你跑不過我的!不一會它追上了老鼠,還把老鼠丟在后面。我得趕緊逃。老鼠竊笑著說:這家伙真笨。機靈兔子繼續(xù)跑著。一只綿羊看到了就問塔:你在干什么?我在追賊。機靈兔子說。賊?賊在哪里?。?綿羊感到奇怪。它在我后面呢。機靈兔子自豪地說著。A Clever PandaA little panda picks up a pumpkin and wants to take it home. But the pumpkin is too big. The panda can' t take it home.S
57、udde nly she sees a bear ridi ng a bike toward her. She watches the bike. “I know! I have a good idea.f she jumps and shouts happily,“I can roll a pumpkin.lt"' s like a wheel.So she rolls the pumpk in to her home. Whe n her mother sees the big pumpk in, she is surprised, my God! How can you
58、 carry it home? " the little panda answers proudly,“I can ' t lift it, but I canit.'' Her mother smiled and says “ What a clever girl! Use you heard to do something,【譯文】聰明的熊貓一只小熊貓摘了一只大南瓜,想把它拿回家。但是這只南瓜太大了,她沒有方法把這么大的南 瓜帶回家。突然她看見一只狗熊騎著一輛自行車朝她這邊來。她看著自行車,跳著說:有了!我有方法了。我可以把南瓜滾回家去。南瓜好似車輪。于是
59、她把那瓜滾回家。當她媽媽看到這只大南瓜的時候,很驚訝:天啊!這么食的南瓜!你是怎么把它帶回家來的? 小熊貓自豪地說;我拎不動它,可是我能滾動它??!她媽媽微笑著說:真聰明??!記?。褐灰憧蟿幽X筋,沒有難辦的事。The Ox and the DogAn ox and a dog serve for the same farmer.One day the dog arroga ntly says:“ How grand I erdayrtirthe, I watch out for the cattle in themeadows; at night, I guard the house. But you "“ Me? How about me ? the ox says“ You can only plough or draw a cart, the dog slightly says.“Yes. It ' s trube ox says. “ But if I don ' t plough, whafTd?" you gu【譯文】牛和狗一頭牛和一只狗同時為一個農(nóng)夫工作。一天,狗驕傲地
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