Airplane IIThe Sequel英文電影劇本

1、AIRPLANE by Ken FM/dewi八 SECOND DRAFT February322 FADE IN： EXT. JUNGLE - PAY A machete sSskcs INTO FRAME. A八 Aierican 證 battered fedora aid leather jacket, accompanied bg two g八bearers hacks his way through de 八 sc busk We see him fro ha the back。八(g. He hacks 4八 open八 hats f(g out AT CAMERA aid the

2、 bashes part, revealihtxgc omc陽匕。w八 st。八c letters - the Mayai rurk look - that spell AIRPLANE II. EXT. GANTRY - NIGHT The Jupiter shuttle stands ready to fly. SUPER: HOUSTON) 2002 I NT. MISSION CONTROL ROOM - STOCK FOOTAGE of Houston Control with appropriate jargon V.O. I NT. TERMINAL - WIDE ANCLE S

3、TOCK SHOT of a crowded HAodcm teriiial. P.A. All Ibinar departures, please proceed to c。八course btmgc EXT. TERMINAL - STOCK FOOTAGE -NIGHT of keavy traffic at LAX. ANGLE ON TERMINAL DOORS A Kiuwfaer of kach M futuristic-looking im/八/Vig outfits, carrying futuristic gear, unload a truck with a corpor

4、ate logo tat reads： TRX DEEP SPACE RESOURCE MANAGEMENT. RA. Attetio all Pulsar Four kMMg pers。八八R. The miners look up. RA. Please report to the Resource Expeditions office, level seven Two HA/kers head to teriinal doors aid passKRUGER (。八 pk。八c) Just patch up the damage aind get that ship scadg to f

5、ly, That av order, Mister! SARG YouVe got it, lister. But cjoiA caw tell your bogs 。八 the board for me that this thing stMks to highof kickback. WIPE TO:KRUGERS OFFICE - FULL SCREEN Kruger turns to kook. LOOSEN to reveal a dozen five -year- old bogs M three-piece sixits, smoking cigars. A huge Kc八s-

6、stg/c paMtMg of thkee astronauts with big eges, painted。八 black velvet,ih b.g.KRUGER You heard it, bogs. Now, what do you sg? ALL BOYS Fuck kii! EXT, GANTRY - NIGHT Sarg looks at the wire aid shakes his head. SARG (to worker) Ted Striker was right six 恒。八 ths ago wkc h ke test-piloted this sucker. A

7、nd what did Me get for telling the trut/i? A。八c-wg ticket to Palukaville. Sarg spits a chimk of cigar。八 the ground, blowing the worker OUT OF FRAME with a MASSIVE EXPLOSION. EXT. WILD BLUE YONDER - PAY A jet fighteir streaks “cross the skg. NT. JET 一 PAY TEP STRIKER is at the controls. His oxggc 八 i

8、/vuisk k”八gs loose froi his he (met. Clouds outside shoot 的一一 hes going at least 700 MPH. A bird lairds 。八 the 八。sc M fro kit of the window. Ted shoos it away by knocking。八 the glass. He takes a sbg of beer aid cockily pulls Oki the stick. EXT. FIGHTER 一 PAY The plaice does a barrel covered h debris

9、 E（aMOs cges grow wide with terror agaii. ELAINE Ted! EXT. PLANET SURFACE A group of scientists staled at a keyhoard sg八thesizer. One plays the series of notes fro ka CLOSE ENCOUNTERS. Suddc 八 1g the Mayflower appears over a kill. Tkeg all jump for cover as it crashes th/oixgh the sgnthesizec INT. C

10、OCKPIT Ted aid Elaine are covered in piaio kegs. KRAMER （VQ.） Their lives, thcis fixtures” t/ieir goals aid aspiration are ih c/our 八ds” Striker. EXT. PLANET SURFACE The Mayflower boo（八ccs across the surface. I NT. CABIN Mary n/umcaMCHS down the aisle. Passe八gers are screaking aid being tossed aroun

11、d. MARY （to 。八c passenger） Seat hacks up. Thaitk you. She looks up aid secs feet 4aMMg from the ceiling. A wav gone sight throotgh the ceiling up to his waist. MARY （looking up） Sir, ljoia really HAust take your seat. I NT. ALPHA BETA COMMUNCATIONS ROOM KRAMER （。八 radio） Were all with you 。八 this 。八

12、也 Striker. Now get ready to position laMMg gca匕 cut c八gihCS）aid fire your retrorockets, EXT PLANET SURFACE - PAWN The Mayflower career to a smoking, cr”八 eking” shatterMg stop. I NT. CABIN Mary aid Testa start directing paiic -striker passe 八gers to the exits. I NT. ALPHA BETA COMMUNICATIONS ROOM KR

13、AMER （。八 radio）77i/vu認(rèn)gs of the essence 。八 a awc duck approach, Striker. Dovt fight kec Hold her steady. Nose up. EXT SHIP ON A HILL - DAWN Ted 6md E(aMe stated looking down。八 the wreckage,心 b.g.)SIRENS WA/U eieeicij lights Rash across Ted aiad Elaine. VOICES (OS) Youll be all right! Evcrg。八cs going

14、 to be okay! Ted holds Elaine. KRAMER (VQ.) Do八七 fight kcHj Striker. Hold her! Hold her/ Stay with Striker! Ted aid ElaMc kiss. KRAMER (V,。) Now, hit your laidiig gear and cut those cngMcs! NT. ALPHA BETA COMMUNICATIONS ROOM KRAMER (。八 radio) Timings eve必hMg, Striker! Fire your retro -rockets! EXT.

15、PLANET SURFACE - DAWN Ted aid E(aMe walk off into the distance. SFX： SIRENS FROM CRASH AREA N DISTANCE. KRAMER (V.O.) (voice fadMg) Now give her full flap aid keep that 八。sc up. Okay, kiow! ELAINE Ted, wkatfs going to happen to us? Ted stops aid looks into the distant, dark skg. A pnited crawl begin

16、s： MUSIC: OPTIMISTIC THEME CRAWL FAR, FAR AWAY IN THE DEEPEST REGIONS OF OUR VAST SOLAR SYSTEM, A SMALL, BRAVE GROUP OF PIONEERS EMBARK ON A BOLD NEW ADVENTURE. THEIR MISSION: TO OPEN UP A NEW FRONTIER. THEIR GOAL TO BUILD A BRAVENEW WORLD. Ted aid Elaine walk towards crawl aid arc approached bg two

17、 strange CREATURES 一一 bald with a shock of lair sprouting from the top of thcik heaHs. CREATURE Hello, wed like you to lave this flower. Webe with the Church of MerciAnal Cov$coiasvcss. W?！耙?go” like to iake a doiatioi? THE ENDroll. INT. FIGHTER - PAY Ted facer all over his face aid shirt EXT. SMALL

18、 LATIN-AMERICAN LANDING STRIP - PAY SUPER: SOUTH AMERICA, 2002 (PALUKAVILLE) Striker fighter cokcs in for a landing. EXT. OUTSKIRTS OF RI。MONTENEGRO - PAY CLOSEUP of sign, WELCOME TO RI。MONTENEGRO - POP. 2/55400 - NO TORTURING 7AM-9AM MON.-FRIJINT. HOTEL. ROOM - PAY SUPER: HOTEL MONTENEGRO COME UP 。

19、八 CLOSEUP of parachute. PAN past a Right jacket thrown over a chair, clothes strewn “r?！卑诵?framed pkoto of TED aid ELAINE 。八 the hedtable 八ext to a hottie of whiskeg. The kooiaa is hot 八d dusty. Ted lies。八 the bed soaked with sweat, a dnik M his 人口八乩 a cigarette dang(ing froi his lip. He takes a dri

20、nk aid, fosgctti八g to remove the cigarette, swallows it without batting av cgc. LOOSEN to fiid a CRUCIFIX above the bed with a real person。八 it. TED (V。)(to self) WK。could lave figured it would cowe to this. It中 be twenty years this week that I lost wcj entire sqixadnm over Macho Grande. Plaices, to

21、o. SUPER: DOG FIGHT FOOTACE VOICE Youre too low, Striker! Yoo(fre too low! The Crucifix M b.g. looks arouid trgMg to figure out where the plaices M the SUPER are coi/vuhg from, TEP (M.O) After the war, I couldt go wear anything with a pair of w/ngs. SUPER: TED IN PARK TRYING TO AVOID PIGEONS THAT FO

22、LLOW HIM. A pigeon lairds。八 the Cross. TEP (VO) That is) uitil fate dropped hac。h the seat of wcj pants at the stick of a 167 into Chicago with 八。 crew. SUPER: TED LANDING PLANE IN AIRPLANE! TED (V.O.) Its 心八八g how fate cai iake heroes out of cowards. The Crucifix gives a look of exasperated boredom

23、 SUPER: NEW YORK TIMES HEADLINESTRIKER SAVES W OVER A PHOTO OF TED AND ELAINE WAVING TED (M.O) Then caie the job offers. SUPER: HOUSTON TRIBUNE HEADLINE, FLYING HEROES ACCEPT NASA POSTS OVER A PHOTO OF TED AND ELAINE WAVING. TED (V.O.) TMe pMicity. SUPER: NATIONAL ENQUIRER HEADLINE, TED IMPOTENT? EL

24、AINE FRIGID? A MINOR HEADLINE READS, JFK ALIVE, SAYS UROLOGIST./ TED (MQ.) Evei tkc keg to the City of New York. SUPER: MAYOR HANDING TED A KILO OF GRASS. TEP (VQ.) Now look at we. Ted wipes the sweat off his face aid switches。八 the table fa八.A tornado force wind dcstrogs the rooi 4s kc fights to sw

25、itch off the fan. EXT. TOWN SQUARE - PAY SUPER: 尺1。MONTENEGRO 一TOWN SQUARE A peasant bog takes a newspaper fr。14A a newsstand. The 34(Me 的性 MERCURY SHUTTLE FLIES TOMORROW. BOY Seizor Ted! The bog hightails it th/oixgh the tow八一aid passes: 一 A 版鄴 alabaster statue of the Generalissimo 沁ortMg cocaine.

26、一一 Soldiers dragging 八八s off scrcQhing. 一 Nuns dragging soldiers off sweating. He passes a line of peasants Md at gc(八poMt bg soldiers. VJe HOLD。八 them. b.g. are stores like HITLERS SHOES, TRIEU GUYS FROM SAIGON LIQUORS, KEYS KEYS - GENERAL KEY stands in doorwatj. SOLDIER. (to first peasant) Trafica

27、ite de drug as o coiiuiista? SUPER: SUBTITLES - Drug dealer or coMh/w(八ist? PEASANT (p(cadMg) Traficaite de drug as)traficainte de 4sAgas! SUPER: SUBTITLES 一一 “Drag dealer, drg dealer!11 Th。soldier lets the peasant go. SOLDIER (to second peasant) Traficaite de drug4s o cowwiAv$a? SUPER: SUBTITLES 一一

28、 Drag dealer or cohaiaan八 1st?” The peasant panics aid holts f/OM the 八c. The soldiers FIRE. SOLD/ER Coiiuiista! He runs up to THE HOTEL. MONTENEGRO. A sign 憶 qds, TV, POOL, WATERBEDS, DONKEY, KLEENEX1 - All but KLEENEX are crossed 01At. He 八 s inside. I NT. HOTEL LOBBY A cleai-cut AMERICAN COUPLE a

29、rgue with Desk Clerk. YOUNG MAN (to Desk Clerk) WcVc lost all our travelers1 checks! YOUNG WOMAN What are we going to do?! CLERKCaw down. VJat ki八d were theg? YOUNG MAN Aiericai Excess! The Clerk throws up his 人八ds aiad strikes th。smc pose as the Karl Marden look-alike M the AMERICAN EXCESS post。匕 b

30、.g. CLERK id say goix/c fucked. The bog passes thcM aid hounds up the staid. I NT. HOTEL ROOM CLOSEUP of Ted pacing. TEP (to self) Next thi八g I kioWj /zm the chief test pilot for the XR-23OQ NASAs first Mercure/ shuttle. That is)uitil I report skes got iore flaws thh the Titanic. LOOSEN slowly to fM

31、d the Cross eipty aid the n/um who was 。八 it 八gi八g” Mis feet dangling hext to Ted. TED Now Fi4A test% old F-12S for sohac crazy Generalissimo who thMks theres a cowwie bchMd every tree M the Ajaaqz。八. SUDDENLY the boy bursts h.BOY Seizor Ted! Look! Ted sphs aid the paper stags still. He stops. TED M

32、g God! Thcg?。 lauicliig the ZR-23OO. Do you know that is, Jose? BOY The muffler bracket for a z78 Piito. TED No that，s ai XR 220。The XR-2加。is the Mercure/ shuttle. They cavt do it! EXT. HOTEL MONTENEGRO Ted races out. TED Taxi! SFX： A DOZEN CARS SCREECH AND CRASH INTO EACH 0THER. HORNS STICK. ANCLE

33、ON PILE OF CARS Ted jumps into the taxi。八 bottom of pile. The driver POUNDS。八 his HORN - it CONTINUES TO BLARE as theg pull away,dragging other taxis. TED Houston, Texas. DRIVER Hoixstg Texas, schor? TEP Right at the comer? (eft at the light. Heres a iap aid step。八 it! Ted throws a wap oito the floo

34、r of the front seat. The driver steps 。八 the wap. EXT. TERMINAL, PASSENGER ARRIVALS - NIGHT A八 old truck loaded high with fiAriiture pulls up. A YOUNG MAN aid his PARENTS, looking like the family from THE GRAPES OF WRATH, get out. SON We finally wacLe it, Ma. Mercury. Were g。八八 start all over agin.

35、A whole hcw life. MUSIC: OPTIMISTIC. SON Where the soil is nek He bends dowh aid takes a ha八4fix( of earth from thesidewalk and letsit r”八七h(yuǎn)n)iAgh his fingers. SON And the 八i。八 stnmg. Where hac八 are free to realise their true potential. A black PORTER approaches aid grabs a bag at the bottom of thei

36、s pile of jtmk. PORTER Cav I help you? SON Wkcrc black kac八 aid white 八) working together cav wQOO. The nuiMfaers run off theMeter aloKig a special attaclieit. DRIVER That111 be eighthiMdrcd aid seventy-four ziMio八 qixastavitas. TED Heres 協(xié)rce backs. Keep the ch4 八ga DRIVER Thank ljoia! I NT. TERMIN

37、AL STELLA BARRINGTON pushes her whcclchaiddcA father DR. CYRUS BARRINGTON, tkrougk the teriiial crowd. A PORTER approaches. PORTER You folks need 6mg hdp? STELLA TKanks, but we lave a terrific woh/um M。八 Thursdays, PORTER Sag, is八七 that Pr. Barn八gt。八the world- renowned gr。八。&ist? STELLA Yes. PORTER

38、伶s a privilege to ieet you, sk llw familiar with all yoixr work. STELLA Lets g。,Daddg. Wc l another PORTER approaches oixr first Porter PORTER 2 Say. wast that Pr Barn八gt。八)the wor/d-renowned agroioiist? PORTER 1 Thats right. Are you familiar with his work? PORTER 2 No, but the k/ussus sure is. ANGL

39、E ON TED AT ARR(LS/DEPARTURES MONITORS The departures side 小mK MERCURY SHUTTLE - DEPARTS 6:15 AM TED (to se/f) I kave to stop tkat Hight. Ted poishcs his way tlwough the crowd past two bsi h cssmc h. HOLD 。hasBUSINESSMAN 1 st必ghtws BUSINESSMAN 2s tic aid BUSINESSMAN 1 Dolt worry about the Vlatex acc

40、oiAit. Its a botg-scH option. Wc cavt get /iurt 認(rèn) either case. BUSINESSMAN 2 Just keep。八 top of their legal people, Bob. BUSINESSMAN 2 Do八叱 sweat it. Theg kiss 八d part. ANCLE ON 1ST CLASS TICKET LINE AGENT (to travelled We cai take your i八-flight dimmer orders kere if go” like. Today thc-cs lobster

41、or rack of awo. TRAVELLER The lobster soot八ds 八icc. The Ageist throws a huge lobster into a ste4nAMg caiAldroi. SFX： LOBSTER SCREAM. TED (r“shi八g up) Where can I find h/ussi。八 control? AGENT (without pointing or indicating i八 any way) liaforiiatios over thck。. TED Thanks. He sect4As a hit pulled hut

42、 weaves。八.ANGLE ON 2ND CLASS UNE Ted passes traveller，h rags. AGENT (to traveller in 匕gs) Today theres the swill or the slop. TRAVELLER The slop sotmds hice. Ted passes the N。CLASS (Me. Travellers in (Me all wear gaudy double-kiit suitswhite belts aid shoes” carry lava awps aid bong。drakswear alpMe

43、hats, etc. The ageist k八ds a NO CLASS traveller kis ticket with large foam dice d八g八g. Ted spots the INFORMATION counter aind heads for it. ANCLE ON INFORMATHON COUNTER MAN (to Info Age八七)Whats the fastest aiiial。八 earth? INFO AGENT The cheetak Next. WOMAN Shoodd I fake orgasws? INF。AGENT Yes. Next.

44、 Next M /Me are thvcc aried, hearded TERRORISTS. TERRORIST 2 P/e4s也 where is Right to Miavvi? INFO AGENT (without iidicati angthMg) Over there. Next. The TERRORISTS leave looking confused. TEP Missicm control? INFO AGENT (witlout indicating 八 g 協(xié) Mg) Its over tkervwvrr! The ageist is shot with 八 arr

45、ow qnd slumps over the colter. ZOOM TO: CLOSEUP OF TED He looks a the CAMERA. MUSIC: DRAMATIC STING. TED Thats strange, I just cawe from over there. I NT. TERMINAL - ANOTHER AREA E(aM。)Si%。、aid FRANK MORGAN,the shuttle pilot, talk. FRANK lfll ieet ljoia 。八 hoard. /Ve got sokac business to attend to.

46、 八k leaves. SIMON (to Elaine) Frzmks the best pilot 譏 the program. ELAINE /% so excited, SL。八.SIMON I guess this is a first for you. ELAINE No, /Ve been excited before. TED (OS) E(aMc. ELAINE (turkiig 4rolmd) Te.! TEDMt import a At now” Elaine. We lave to talk. Six。八 pulls Elaine away. They all walk

47、 aid talk. ELAINE Ted, weVe be。八 worried sick ever sMcc goix escaped f-om the Ronald Reagan I institute For The Mentally Feeble. Thcg walk fasten. The b.g. starts whippMg by as if thcgWe 匕八八i八g. Wind blowsM their TEP Are you。八 the Mercury i/vussio八？ SIMON Tkats sigkt,Striker. A八4 were getting earned

48、 when we retum. The b.g. weaves faster. The wiind gets stK。八gee They pass a iarathoi refreshveit stated aind are hancUd wet sponges aid cups of Gatoraid. TED Its got to be stopped! ELAINE But? Ted, the iivitatiois already gone out. TED I 八 the Mercury flight.出s Mt safe avd, Kurtzgo” know whg. SIMON

49、丫。(/% still cray, Striker Coie。、sweetheart. S沁。八 pulls Elaine away as ske looks hack with CMpathg. ELAINE What did Ted iaacm? Thcg leave Ted stand Mg. SIMON E3認(rèn)也-still sick. ANGLE ON TED The wind is still blowing M his hair cvch though Me stands still Ted a FLASHBACK. DISSOLVE TO: I NT. ROCKET HANGA

50、R Ted, /k Hight coveralls, follows after Sirota wko is ouersccMg the operation. SIMON Youzre seeing bugs where theg dot exist. Striker. TED (holding wire) Look at this wiring,比s shorting out Hinder high temperatures, SIMON YouVe tired, Striker, overworked. That wiring fleets all the safety specifica

51、tion. TED I k八。w gootvc bee八 subtly spreading the word tlat Fha havMg a breakdown A NEWSPAPER BOY passes. NEWSIE Sluttle test pilot goes wad1. A TECHNICIAN - JACOBS - enters with drawings of flight outfits. JACOBS Sir, these areFOUR NUNS, wk。bid farewell to FATHER OFLANAGAN. OTlanagan shakes the 八ds

52、 of the first tMree elderly nuns th grabs the last go”八g gorgeous 八八 aid kisses her passioMtely. OLDER NUN No tongues. Father. NT. CONTROL ROOM A group tour weaves 協(xié)匕。“gk the roow bchMd controllers. GUIDE All lo(nar shuttle /八dMgs are ha八died by these computers aid siiiAlated。八 these video 1AAits. C

53、ONTROLLER 2 (at computer scrcc 八)Youzre progr4HAMcd。h R-tw。一八，八cr aid locked Luiar eight six. 。加 I NT. LUNAR SHUTTLE COCKPIT - NIGHT TKkcc crew mei4Abers watcl the lit landing strip a$ theik shuttle approaches. CAPTAIN (to co-pilot) Its out of our 人八ds 八。w geitleien. Thcg simile. I NT. MISSION CONTR

54、OL The CONTROLLER away f/oi/v h/s video uiit. A kid frokv the tour wko lagged behind hits a switch. The screen turns iito a video with SFX. He flips kobs. INT. LUNAR SHUTTLE Tke crew are tossed froi side to side try to regain control of the ship. EXT. NIGHT SKY The Luiar shuttle career towards the t

55、en/vu八4。out of control. INT. CONTROL ROOM The kid is still playing like iad. A flash appears。八 the scree八.SFX VIDEO GAME EXPLOSION aid a corrcsp。八dMg EXPLOSION froi outside. SIRENS WA/L CONTROLLERS nx八 the designs for the Hight 八iforwvs. / thMk the captains is to die. SIMON (with drawings) Good, goo

56、d,八。八。good. VJlats this?! I said 八。studded dog collars, Jacobs. Jacobs grabs the Rawings aid (eaves S a huff. TED You wont get away with this, Siioi! Ted turns to leave aid bixmps rigkt into ElaMc. She holds k沁.ELAINE Ted” whatfs wrong? TEP (pullikig away froi4A ker) Ask SihA。八./八 b.g. a car is park

57、ed bg a huge rocket engine. A worker opens the hood aid strings jumper cables to the rocket. A sig八 above rocket reads, ROCKET ENGINE TEST AREA. ELAINE Ted, g。加巾 overworked. Yove beeh RgMg goursHf into the ground. TED TKcrcs 八。thing wrong with wel ELAINE Lets relax to nig just the two of ias. I1! kv

58、ake a quiet Italian di八八cr just the way you like it, with spaghetti. TED Yo(xfre 4s had 4s the rest of E(aMc!(匕八力八g) Its all Mere M the design specification! (grabs plains from a passing teciciai) Look! Its all here! Siwov s/0八k the guards. Theg grab Ted. He struggles aid raiits. A DOCTOR M white ap

59、proaches aid injects sovie協(xié)Mg into Tc戊s arw. ELAINE No! Wait! YouVe hurting lii! Ted falls lAiconscioiAS. SL。八 holds Elaiie. SIMON Elaine! Teds a dagger to hiMse(f)kes a threat to 七h(yuǎn)is 14/uss/。八 aid his behavior docs ahsolutely 八othMg to promote peace in th。Middle East. ELAINE (gMg 。八 Siwos Moulder)

60、whg has kc become soso. SIMON So MCntaHg ill? Elaine collapses 。h Siwos shoulder, sobbing. Sim。八 smiVes evillij. The teckiiciai with thejiAiper cables b.g.)signals the driver to start the car. The car revs aid the rocket fibres. DISSOLVE BACK TO: SCENE Ted sti 11 staMMg aloie aind iMuttcrMg. TEP (to