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1、文檔編碼 : CM9L4V10Y7V4 HG4Q5N8E1G7 ZK7R3U10O9E801 “ Dude Ranch”. Captain: Were beginning our initial descent into Jackson Hole, Wyoming. Thank you for flying United. . . Phil: Reckon well be landing soon. . Claire: Phil, honey, you promised. not till we got there. . Phil: This year, were going to a dud

2、e ranch with the whole family. . Claire: Mm-hmm. The family. . . Haley: What if Dylan buys his own ticket. Well be sleeping in separate cabins. . Phil: What if Dylan and I share a horse. . Claire: Mm, I hate landing. . Dylan: Well get through this. . . Gloria: Wow. Oh, my goodness. . Jay: What are y

3、ou doing. . Gloria: I want my ears to pop. . Manny: Try putting a little Rouge on em. Nobody gets me. . Mitchell: Wow. Isnt this beautiful, little cowgirl. . Cameron: You hate her sparkly outfit, dont you. . Mitchell: No, I told you, its fine. I just didnt like you wearing a matching one. . . Mitche

4、ll: So we havent told the family yet, but weve decided to adopt a baby boy. . 1 . Cameron: From America this time. You might say were buying domestic. . Mitchell: In private. You might say that in private. . Cameron: Our adoption attorney told us it would be a good idea to make a photo book to show

5、prospective moms. . Mitchell: But he thought that Cams version was a little too artsy, so weve decided to take a few rugged shots at the ranch to, you know, balance it out. . Cameron: I dont think it need balancing out. . Mitchell: Really. . Cameron: Its called Production value. . . OPENING CREDITS

6、. . Mitchell: Horse. . Gloria: Look, Jay. So beautiful. . Jay: Your ears havent popped yet, huh. . Gloria: Im like the horse whisperer. But something is making this one skittish. . Dylan: Whoa. Look at the mountains. . Haley: Theyre amazing. . Dylan: Ive never been this far from home before now Ive

7、never been this far. . Claire: Wheres a cliff when you need one. . Jay: Look, kids. A real life cowboy. . Luke: Oh. Come see. Come see. . Claire: Uh-oh. . Luke: Whats he doing. . Claire: Oh, my. 2 . Hank: My name is Hank. Here at the Lost Creek Ranch, youre gonna ride, youre gonna rope, and youre go

8、nna shoot. Youre gonna see a sky so full of stars, itll put your city lights to shame. And when its all done, you might just encounter a piece of yourselves you never knew was there. Are there any questions. . Manny: Uh, do we book spa treatments through you or. . Hank: I like you, kid. Im gonna cal

9、l you Hollywood. . Manny: That wasnt an answer. . Hank: And whos this cactus flower. . Gloria: What. . Jay: Thats my wife Gloria. . Hank: Well, shes Cactus Flower now, old-timer. . Jay: These, uh, these nicknames. are they set in stone. . . Hank: Okey dokey. You ready, gunslinger. . Phil: I heard wo

10、rd of trouble in these parts. Pull. That oughta fix it, eh, Jay. . Jay: You got a piece of it. . Phil: Ive been practicing like crazy, all my cowboy skills. shootin, ropin. pancake eatin. Why. Because sometimes I feel like Jay doesnt respect me as a man. . . Phil: Its just that when you say, Phil is

11、 my son-in-law, it sounds like youre saying, Phyllis, my son-in-law. . Jay: Thats ridiculous. . Phil:Okay, whos your son-in-law. . Jay: Phyllis. . . 3 . Phil: Im not asking for a hug. I just want to get that look of newfound respect, like. Or. Or. mm. Yeah. . . Phil: Check it out. Two birds, one leg

12、. Pull it. Not bad, eh, Old-timer. . Hank: Uh, see, slappy only had three fingers. . Gloria: What. . Hank: He only had three fingers. Whos next. . . . Mitchell: Oh, me. Me. . Cameron: Oh, this is good. This is good. Tres macho. No smile. Dont smile. Good. Hank: You ready. . Mitchell: Wait. Do I say

13、pull. Sorry. Sorry. . Jay: Mitchell, why dont you go find Manny at the spa. Wouldnt that be more fun. Mitchell: Yeah. . . Mitchell: I realized that if I was gonna raise a boy, I needed to butch up my life. You know, I wanted to be able to teach my son all the things that my Dad taught Claire. . . Lu

14、ke: Hey, Hollywood. . Manny: I dont love that. . Luke: Wanna see something. . Manny: Oh, my gosh. Is that a firecracker. . Luke: Shh. Now I just need to find the perfect thing to blow up. . Manny: Is that thing even legal. . Luke: Not here. Its from Germany. If they had this during the war, right no

15、w wed all be knee-deep in strudel. . 4 . Alex : Watch it. . Jimmy: What you doing, eh. You readin. . Alex : Trying to. . Jimmy: Im not so good at it either. . Alex : Im not surprised. . Jimmy: That was a joke. Im Jimmy Scrivano. You want to see me do a cannonball. . Alex : Id rather see you get hit

16、by one, but. . Jimmy: Ha. Good one, gorgeous. . . Gloria: Jay. Is this like the lobster. Do I get to pick one for dinner. Because this one looks very tender. . Hank: Look alive, Old-timer. One of your calves is getting away. . Jay: Hey, somethings wrong with my horse. Shes veering left. When this ha

17、ppened to my Uncle, it was a stroke. . Hank: Oh, theres nothing wrong with Buttercup. You just gotta let her know whos boss. Beautiful form, Cactus Flower. Beautiful. You look like a dadgum conquistadora. . Jay ; Shes deaf, but I can hear ya. . Cameron: Why are you riding that way. . . bite you beca

18、use your leg Mitchell: Im afraid that cow over there might bite me. Cameron:Oh, yes, hes gonna come up and looks so desirable with those. are those canvas. . Claire: Okay, Phil, ease that one back over towards me. . Phil: Got it. . Claire: Ease him back this way. . Phil: Hey. Piece of cake, huh, Jay

19、. Huh. . 5 . Hank: Ease that one over to Bossy. . thinks Phil: Which ones Bossy. . Hank: Thats my nickname for your wife. . Phil: Hilarious. . Haley: Go, Mom. Whoo. . Dylan: Yeah, Mom. You rock. . Claire: Oh, I wish I had a rock. . Phil: Hey. It wouldnt kill you to be nice to Dylan. . Claire:It migh

20、t. But, honey, I dont know why you always stick up for him. Haley can do so much better. . Phil: Because I know what its like to fall for a girl whose dad Im not good enough. . Claire: All right, youre right. I can make more of an effort. . Phil: Thats the woman I love. . Hank: We taking a little br

21、eak over here. Laying some pipe. . Phil: No. Sorry. I was just talking to Bossy. . Hank: Uh-huh. . Claire: Phil. . Phil: Im sorry. . Gloria: Jay, look. I got this one. I got this one. . Jay: Shes veering left again. When we get back, Im gonna see if she can track a pencil with her eyes. . . Alex : O

22、kay, Lily, Im going to push you one more time. Now dont kick me, okay. Aah. Oh. Lily. I said dont kick me. Okay. . 6 . Jimmy: You know its your own fault thats happening. Why dont you try standing behind her. . Alex : You are an idiot. . Jimmy: Oh, really. I aint the one getting kicked. . Alex : Why

23、 are you following me. . Jimmy: Why are you fighting me here, gorgeous. This works. . Alex : I really, really dont appreciate you calling me gorgeous. I just want to enjoy time with my family, so if you dont mind. mm. . Jimmy: Not a problem. See you around, sunshine. . Lily: You kissed a boy. . Alex

24、 : No, the boy kissed me. Okay, Lily. The boy kissed me. . . Dylan: .I rode a horse for the first time today wasnt surprised when it went. neigh . . Claire: Okay. Hey, Dylan. . Dylan: Hey, Mrs. Dunphy. . Claire:I was wondering if we could have a little chat. . Dylan: Oh. You want me to go home. . Cl

25、aire: No, no. Its the. the opposite of that. . Dylan: I want you to go home. . Claire: No, I, um, I want you to know how glad I am that youre here. . Dylan: Really. Cause sometimes I just get this vibe you dont like me. . Claire: Oh. Dylan, no. Im sorry. I-I like you. I-I like you a lot. I just. Its

26、 complicated because Haleys my daughter. . Dylan: Whoa. Whoa, whoa. You are totally a hot mom, but I cant do this. . 7 . Claire: Oh, my God. Okay, we. theres. no, no. I merely meant that Im sorry if I made you feel unwelcome. . Dylan: Whew. That would have been awkward. . Claire: So awkward. . Dylan

27、: You know, but for the record, Mrs. Dunphy. . Claire: Yes. . Dylan: If Haley wasnt my girlfriend. . Claire: Yeah. . Dylan: And Mr. Dunphy was out of the picture. . Claire: Mm-hmm. . Dylan: I would be honored to share your bed and raise Luke, Alex, and Haley as my own. . Claire: Okay. Good talk. . .

28、 Gloria: . Shell be running down the mountain. shell be running down the Mountain when she comes . . Jay: The song ended two minutes ago. . Hank: Well, Ill tell you what. She could play Evita. . Jay: Really. You notice the crickets left. Anyone want more water. . Mitchell: Oh, Dad, Ill take one. . J

29、ay: Heads up. . Claire: Oh, my gosh. . Mitchell: Oh. It was. it was dark. I-I couldnt see it. Thank you. . . Manny: So did you set off the firecracker yet. . 8 . Luke: When I do, you wont have to ask. First, all the electronics . will go out, then comes the heat flash. Afterwards, the living will en

30、vy the dead. . Manny: And yet Im the one on the No-fly list. . Cameron: You know what. Maybe next time Ill just catch it and then hand it to you. Mitchell: Oh, okay. Yeah, lets do that. You. you do everything, and Ill do nothing. . Cameron: Something on your mind. . Mitchell: This isnt the right pla

31、ce to talk about it. . Cameron: Okay. . Mitchell: I-Im s. Im not sure if we should have another baby. . Cameron: What. Are you serious. . Mitchell: I think that we might be rushing into this. . Cameron: Rushing into. weve been working. . Dylan: Everybody, its me, Dylan. I just wanted to thank you al

32、l for bringing me on this trip and making me feel like one of the family, uh, especially Bossy. So I cant think of a better time to ask something of the woman that I love. Okay. . the honors of being my Claire: No, no. . Dylan: Haley Gwendolyn Dunphy, will you do me lawfully wedded. . Claire: No. No

33、, no, no, no, no. No proposals. Not now. Not gonna happen. Shes a child, so. . Haley: Mom. . Claire: Youre still in high school. . Dylan: I meant after she graduates. . Claire: Not then. Not now. Not ever. Seriously, what are you two gonna live off of. The. the. the royalties from the horsey song. P

34、ut it back in your pocket. . Haley: Would you stop it. . 9 . Claire: No, I wont. I wont. . Dylan: No, its okay. I guess Ill just turn in. Just so you know, theres a fan in my cabin that sounds like someone crying. . Haley: Dylan, wait. I hate you. . Claire: Oh, come on. Haley, get back here. Phil, a

35、nything. . Phil: I think you said it all, Claire. You want me to rope her. I can, you know. . Hank: For what its worth, my second wife was in high school. . . Cameron: Sweetie, here. Here we go. One, two, three. One, two, three. Gone. . Lily: Its gone. Its over there. . Cameron: Its not back there.

36、. Lily: We counted to three. . Cameron: Yes. . Mitchell: Hey. . Cameron: Where have you been. . Mitchell: I-I slept on the couch in the lodge. I know you didnt want to have a big fight last night. . Cameron: Well, Im ready now. . Mitchell: Cam, Im sorry. Look, what if I cant do the father-son stuff.

37、 The hunting, the. the sports, the Three Stooges. You know what happens in real life when someone gets hit in the head with a ladder. They go to the hospital and they get an MRI. Never see that scene. . on the Cameron:I think youre overthinking this. You know, I love sports, I love the Stooges. Weve got this covered. . Mitchell: No. No, you. you got it covered, but Im just stuck sidelines, pretending to understand the rules, and. You