英語幽默小故事.ppt

1、Welcome to,Enjoy Enlish,【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理課上） A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said: “What is this, John?” John got up and said: “Your forefinger”,English joke,【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理課上）,A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said: “What i

2、s this, John?” John got up and said: “Your forefinger”,English joke,【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理課上） Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and heat and give examples Pupil（學生）:Cold contracts, heat expandsThats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer,English joke,【2】At the Lesson

3、 of Physics（在物理課上）,Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and heat and give examples Pupil（學生）:Cold contracts, heat expandsThats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer,English joke,【3】Twenty-eight Days Teacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty-eight days in it Nick（ think

4、s a little and says）： They all have,English joke,【3】Twenty-eight Days,Teacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty-eight days in it Nick（ thinks a little and says）： They all have,English joke,【4】The pen Bill: Mary, give me your pen, please Mary: why dont you want to write with your own pen? Bi

5、ll: Because it always makes so many mistakes,English joke,【4】The pen 比爾：瑪麗，你的鋼筆請給我用一用。 瑪麗：為什么你不想用你自己的鋼筆寫呢？ 比爾：因為它經(jīng)常產(chǎn)生許多錯誤。,Bill: Mary, give me your pen, please Mary: why dont you want to write with your own pen? Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes,English joke,【5】Annes Age（安妮的年齡） Teacher:

6、 How old are you, Anne? Anne: Fifteen Teacher: But you were only seven last year, and now you are eight years old Anne: Well, seven last year and eight this year make fifteen,English joke,【5】Annes Age（安妮的年齡）,Teacher: How old are you, Anne? Anne: Fifteen Teacher: But you were only seven last year, and now you