英語短劇劇本_守株待兔.doc

守株待兔（開始。樹)上臺(tái)安靜地屹立到舞臺(tái)較后方。導(dǎo)演走到臺(tái)前導(dǎo)演：Action!跑下臺(tái)農(nóng)夫冷酷地上。農(nóng)夫：Im a farmer.(稍停頓)走兩步A modern farmer.(掏出墨鏡戴上)冷酷地走兩步，突然被絆了一跤，回頭生氣地踢了下絆自己的石頭，繼續(xù)保持冷酷When I was yong,I studied in Nantong Middle School掏出胸卡驕傲地展示給觀眾看，收起!So Im rich now!開始展示名牌，邊說邊掏Look!This is my modern mobileMotorola WC 250!This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoesADIDAS!This is 不經(jīng)意地掏出一個(gè)蘋果Oh,sorry. And look at this!從懷里掏出癢癢撓 Do U know whats this?癢癢撓?No no noIts my modern鋤頭!看下表Its time to do some farming!開始彎下腰做出鋤地的動(dòng)作，鋤了兩下，突然 Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music!掏出MP3戴上，開始很有激情地邊鋤地邊唱Farming farming,Im farming!Farming should be combined with music!Farming farming,Im farming!Farming will be funny and easy!邊唱邊鋤邊慢慢下臺(tái)，把沒用的道具拿走，把有用的道具準(zhǔn)備在口袋里 樹走上前臺(tái)樹：Im a tree!I can do many things!I can sing!做出瘋狂搖滾歌手的動(dòng)作，邊做邊唱：哼哼哈西!I can dance!跳四小天鵝Im tall!And Im Strong!IF you hit me,you will 掛掉!Oh?There comes a rabbit! 引導(dǎo)觀眾看兔子A)。樹站回后臺(tái)兔子A上兔子A(一開始不知道狀況。以為自己扮演周杰倫，所以很熱情地上場(chǎng)跟觀眾打招呼)：Hey everybody,Im Jay!I love U!I love Nantong!展示新專輯十一月的肖邦Now let me sing one of my new songs to U!The name of the song is 發(fā)如雪!清清嗓子正要唱，這時(shí)候?qū)а?范冰)上導(dǎo)演：拿手中紙筒狠狠打了下兔子A的頭What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit,understand?!兔子A：Sorry sorry sorry 導(dǎo)演邊說邊奪過十一月的肖邦。導(dǎo)演下臺(tái)之前，看了下十 Whats this?看了看，驚喜地Oh!Its mine!(很興奮地拿著下場(chǎng))兔子A：OK,now Im a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now Im just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. 在場(chǎng)上轉(zhuǎn)圈，悠閑散步農(nóng)夫繼續(xù)鋤地，邊鋤邊上場(chǎng)，突然看見前面有個(gè)兔子農(nóng)夫：(驚喜地)Lunch!扔掉癢癢撓I will catch it! 偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走農(nóng)夫跟在兔子后面。兩個(gè)人走啊走。兔子突然回頭。農(nóng)夫假裝看手表。兩人繼續(xù)走。兔子回頭。農(nóng)夫假裝看天氣。兩人繼續(xù)走。兔子回頭。農(nóng)夫假裝打手機(jī)。兩人繼續(xù)走，兔子回頭。這次農(nóng)夫冷酷地把槍口對(duì)準(zhǔn)了兔子。兔子A：Wahhhh!(嚇一跳)Whats this!農(nóng)夫：Hnnnn!I will kill U for lunch!兔子A：But your gun 幫農(nóng)夫把槍頭調(diào)轉(zhuǎn)過來(農(nóng)夫一開始把槍對(duì)著自己)農(nóng)夫：Thank you!兔子A：My pleasure. (突然想起來農(nóng)夫要?dú)⒆约? Wah 兔子跑，躲到樹后面，農(nóng)夫追到樹前農(nóng)夫：Where to go? Haha!農(nóng)夫開了一槍“砰”。兔子在樹后驚慌躲閃，沒被打到。樹做出受傷中彈狀。 農(nóng)夫又開槍，同上。農(nóng)夫開始加快頻率，火力密集地開槍。兔子開始時(shí)驚慌躲閃，躲著躲著跳起舞來。樹繼續(xù)痛苦中彈狀。兔子A自我陶醉中，邊跳邊說You didnt hurt me! You didnt hurt me!樹：痛苦萬分地ButUHurt me.痛苦地慢慢挪動(dòng)到兔子背后兔子繼續(xù)興奮地跳舞。農(nóng)夫停止開槍，走到兔子面前，看著它。 兔子猛然抬頭發(fā)現(xiàn)農(nóng)夫：Ah ha! Bye bye ! 舉槍對(duì)準(zhǔn)兔子，開槍，沒聲音，看看槍，示意沒子彈了。兔子見狀，非常興奮地大笑起來兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You cant kill me now! 興奮大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。突然頭撞倒了后面的樹 Wa !兔子暈兩下 “我倒!” 倒地農(nóng)夫：OH! 很興奮地過去兩個(gè)手指提起兔子My lunch , I caught you ! 想一下 But Im still full now.Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.把兔子綁到樹上。倒地睡到樹旁邊兔子A：兔子很快醒了，看看四周，發(fā)現(xiàn)自己被綁了，很驚訝Where am I? What happened?樹：指著農(nóng)夫He caught you and wanted to eat you.兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape?東張西望，看到農(nóng)夫的手機(jī)兔子不知不覺地把樹杈移開，走到手機(jī)前看了看咦?Whats this?撿起來看Oh,a mobile.再看Its beautiful.放回原處。 又自覺地把自己綁在樹上。 突然想起來A mobile!Maybe I can call some one to help me! 又不知不覺地把自己放出來，那起手機(jī) But how to use it?樹：走上前Let me tell U.Look,press this button!給兔子兔子A：Oh I see. 做出打電話的樣子 喂?李詠：上臺(tái)，激情澎湃地 Hello!This is lucky fifty-two!做出幸運(yùn)52的手勢(shì)Im Liyong!Now lets start our first question!Whats the most probable relation between 康熙 and 雍正? A. Husband and wife B.Teacher and student C.Waiter and costomer Answer me,please!兔子A：(很冷漠地)Sorry， wrong number.掛掉李詠：Answer me!Answer me! En.?喂?喂喂?很郁悶地下臺(tái)兔子A：Now let me call again.撥打 喂?兔子B：喂?兔子A：Hey Jackey!兔子B：Hey tommy!兔子A：How are you doing?兔子B：Fine,thank you.And U?兔子A：Im fine too!How are your parents doing?兔子B：They are fine,thank you.And U?兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle doing?兔子B：Hes fine,thank you!And U?兔子A：Hes fine , too!兔子B：But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from meNO WAY!兔子A：No no no!Im in danger now!Come and help me!兔子B：But where are you?兔子A：Im under a tree!兔子B：邊打電話邊在附近走，經(jīng)過兔子A面前，兩個(gè)人還沒發(fā)現(xiàn)What can you see around you?兔子A：I see a rabbit ,rather like you!兔子B：A rabbitrather like me OK!