三打白骨精話劇劇本

1、.三打白骨精話劇劇本T:唐僧(A) S:孫悟空 (B)E:豬八戒(C) J:沙僧(D)B:白骨精(E)B1:B變成村姑 B2:B變成太婆 B3:B變化成老頭T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? 阿彌陀佛，我們這是到哪了？ S: Bajie,map! 八戒，地圖！E: (摸出，遞給S)S: Look,boss (湊近T)（T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E） 師傅，請看。T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, dont bring these pictures of beautiful girls! 八戒，我跟你講了多少次了，不

2、要帶這種美女的圖片！E: Oh, boss!Forgive me。(伸手拿回) 哦，師傅！原諒我吧。T: (縮手)Ill keep it for you until we reach the west為師先替你保管，到西天了再給你。E: But但是T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? 阿彌陀佛，色即是空，空即是色！地圖？E: (遞)Here.Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I cant walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesnt allow S

3、o. 給，嗯我們已經(jīng)到白虎山了！哎呀，我走不動(dòng)了！再說，我這肚子也餓了。S: Fat Pig! 肥豬!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will. 死猴子，有本事再說一遍，再說S: You will what(兇相)? 再說你怎么樣？S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看） 沒問題！ （白骨精躲在一旁偷看）J: This is.?S: Electric net! I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

4、伏魔圈！只要待在里面，就沒有妖怪能接近！ T: Emok，we will stay in it! 嗯好的，我們會呆在里面的！S: Bye!(飛走) 俺老孫去也。T: Lets play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂斗地主 我們斗地主吧！B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1) 哈哈！伏魔圈？太小兒科了吧。B1: (接近三人，望著)Can I join you? 我也可以玩嗎？ J: Im sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people ar

5、e enough. 不好意思，姑娘。我們在斗地主，三個(gè)人夠了。B1: (在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! 噢，機(jī)會來了！炸彈！T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King! 王炸！T: Oh.I win! Em,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me! 喔我贏了！嗯，姑娘，你是老手吧。進(jìn)來教我！S: (回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打) 啊，妖怪！B1: （倒)Ah 慘叫聲T: (氣憤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! 悟空！你在干嘛！她是我

6、的師傅!S: She is a monster! 她是妖怪！T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please dont 噢，師傅，別T:Its too late!(唱)Once moreyou open the door(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜) 太晚了！ Once more(緊箍咒)S: Please,Please,oh,no(痛苦抱頭)T: (嗆住，咳)Wukong,Im disappointed with you! 悟空，為師早就跟你講了?。ú灰獊y殺生）B: (真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, Ill teach you a lesson!(變成太婆) 哼!孫悟空，讓我

7、教訓(xùn)一下你！B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? （長老）請問，你們見過我女兒沒？T: Daughter?.(連忙擋住尸體)No,sorry!S: （咬牙切齒）You monster, Ill beat you into hell! 好你個(gè)妖怪，我打死你！E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T) 師傅，你還好吧？ 這個(gè)地方八戒要表現(xiàn)出墻頭草的樣子。T：Dont say this.（這時(shí)放only you，當(dāng)做緊箍咒）Only you （不要再說了。念緊箍咒。）白骨精現(xiàn)身。B：Wahahaha，Sun Wukong，I will teach

8、you a lesson. 哇哈哈哈，孫悟空，我馬上就給你個(gè)教訓(xùn)。白骨精變身老婦出場。B2：Daughter. Daughter. Where is my daughter? Hello, have you seen my daughter? 女兒啊，女兒啊，女兒你在哪里啊？【對唐僧】你好，請問你看到我女兒了嗎？ T : Your daughter故意作出擋住村姑尸體的樣子 你女兒 悟空剛從緊箍咒的痛苦中清醒過來，看到老婦。 S:You are the monster, I will beat you. 我打死你這個(gè)死妖精。 聽到這句話，唐僧去擋老婦，孫悟空把唐僧推到在地后，將老婦打死。沙僧扶

9、起唐僧。 J: Master ，are you OK? How many? 師父，怎么樣，你還好嗎？【伸出兩根手指】這是幾 T：Two，game over Sun Wukong. 兩個(gè)啦，孫悟空，你死定啦。 見唐僧已經(jīng)對悟空產(chǎn)生不滿，這時(shí)白骨精抓住時(shí)機(jī)，變成老頭出來。老頭出場后，看到倒在地上的老伴和女兒，狂奔過去。 B3：Oh，my wife ，my daughter , who did it？ （噢，我的女兒啊，我的老伴啊，這是誰干的？） 悟空轉(zhuǎn)身，見又一個(gè)妖怪來了，果斷舉起金箍棒就要打。 s：You are going to die, monster. 見閻王去吧，死妖精。 T：Oh Wu

10、kong，you have killed three lives. （悟空，你竟然殺了三個(gè)人。 S : They are not human being ，they are monsters. （他們不是人，他們是妖精.） T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.(險(xiǎn)些暈，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives! 你，你你已經(jīng)傷了三條人命了！S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! 不，他們不是人！都是妖怪變的！T: Monster?You are a real monster!Neve

11、r let me see you,go! 妖怪？你才是妖怪！你走，不要再讓我看見你！S: (悲，離去)（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）人鬼情未了J: boss, brother Monkey is. 師傅，猴哥這是T: Don't mention that guy any more!不要再提他了！B: (出現(xiàn)) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)T: （驚）You are.B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退) 唐僧，你好愚蠢！B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood

12、,ha,ha. 我要吃你的肉，哈哈哈哈S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.T: Wukong? 悟空E: Oh,Brother Monkey!（猴哥）J: Our hero is back! 我們的英雄回來了！T: I,I can't understand.What happened? 發(fā)生什么事了？S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! 師傅，你應(yīng)該提高一下智商了！這個(gè)妖怪為了騙你變化成三個(gè)模樣！T: How,how did you find out? 你怎么發(fā)現(xiàn)的？S: (沉默).Monkey