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1、401 The Agony and the ex-tacyIf youre single. theres one thing you should always take with you when you go out on the Saturday night Your friends.Why are we walking so fast?Are we in that big a hurry to get to an engagement party?What, dont you guys want to go?I did, until I saw this invitation.Let

2、me see that again. Two souls, one thought. That is sappy. That is totally not like Danny.Must have been her idea. Two souls, one pushy fiance.Come on, its beautiful. its a big, romantic gesture to express how they feel about each other.lf two people have only one thought between them.something is ve

3、ry wrong. Cab.I remember when Danny had more than one thought. and they all involved going up my ass.You had sex with Danny?Hes cute, straight, and weve know him for 10 years. Havent we all had sex with Danny?Yeah, that one weekend that I was bored.Just a New Years Eve kiss.I showed him a boob in a

4、coat check room.Just one?I sensed he couldnt commit.Were over here.Baby lamb chops. This is quite a spread.Two souls, one big budget.There he was, the fianc du jour.Hey, look whos here!Congratulations!Thanks.And this is my other half, Hailey.Congratulations.Hailey, this is Carrie and Charlotte.Miran

5、da.Oh, Miranda. Right. Sorry. Im just a little overwhelmed.Danny!Couldnt remember my name?Maybe you shouldve showed him both boobs.And across the room from the two soul couple.I told the other numb nuts I wanted a Grey Goose an hour ago. Chop, chop.a man with no soul. So, Phil, what is it that you d

6、o?Im a TV agent, and I fucking love it.What a beautiful wedding ring.Wheres your husband?Hes not here. Were actually taking some time apart. Were separated. Not legally separated, nothing legal. God, no. Were just taking some time to figure things out. We got married really fast. Love at first sight

7、. Didnt think it through. So now were talking and trying to figure out what he.actually we, he and I, really want. We love each other so much.but that doesnt always mean a marriage is working, does it? No it does not. We had some problems in the bedroom. But it was more about the fact that we got ma

8、rried so fast. So now were just talking and trying to figure things out. Just talking, nothing physical. I think its better if we just talk. So we are talking till we figure it all out. So no, hes not here.Okay. I have to.Dont talk to her.Charlotte realized that she and Trey were two souls. with too

9、 many thoughts.The minute we met it was perfect. I knew we were meant to be together. I could stop looking, I had found him.Congratulations!And what about you guys?Im not dating anyone.What about you, Miranda? Seeing anyone special?Actually, no. But I am seeing a whole bunch of un-special guys. That

10、s one of the requirements to date me. Are you special?” “Sorry, move along.” But if you have any un-special friends, could you give them my number?Im serious. Do any of you have a totally un-remarkable friend.or maybe a house plant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night?Shes hilarious.Hey, what

11、 the hell was going on in there? Felt like your comedy routine should have a two drink minimum.We were standing in a group of married or engaged women. Just trying to avoid the pity party.And I thought it was a cocktail party.We were the only single people in there.Miranda, were the only single peop

12、le any-where.Are you telling me you didnt see all those.Dont worry, youll find someone looks?Nope, didnt see them.Hey. Society views single people our age as sad and pathetic. I dont need that judgment hanging over my head. So I go on the offensive and make them laugh.Okay, Shecky. You know what? So

13、metimes I think people in couples look at us mood see they had our lives.Nope.We make them uncomfortable, and they dont know what to say.And youre sure youre not overreacting?Yeah. Coming. God. Yes.What are we doing?Goodnight.Charlotte. My god I thought it was the four horsemen of the apocalypse.I c

14、annot go to any more parties until I know what were going to do.About what?Us!Ive been awoke for hours, trying to figure out if we should stay together in spite of issues. I dont want to confuse you, so I made some notes.You made some notes?Yeah, it helps me to be clear. One, sex life.The sex we had

15、 on the floor of your apartment.was quite good, actually.One time. That does not a marriage make.Come inside. Maybe we can rack up a new score.Two, you only want me when you cant have me.Did you make a note that mentions.how beautiful you look tonight?We have some big decisions to make.Trey.You have

16、 a boner.You are just so beautiful.I cant discuss my notes if you have a boner.Come inside.I cannot come inside, we are separated.I have more notes.I think about you every night. May I take off your panties?Dont.All right.You said you didnt want to be married.But now I dont know if I want to be marr

17、ied.Trey, are you.That night, neither Charlotte nor Trey came inside.Im not quite sure what to say.Im sorry, Charlotte, may I get you a hankie?Its too late for a hankie. This isnt working. Whatever this is were doing, it isnt working. Just please stop calling me. Ill call you when Ive figured out wh

18、at I want.Charlotte, I love you. Send me the dry cleaning bill.Trey may have had a lot of flaws, but bad manners wasnt one of them.It was a lovely, uneventful Saturday morning. Three lattes, two newspapers, and. one dating service application.Dear single. Single? You dont even have a name?Im single,

19、 I dont deserve one.Thats the postal equivalent of a drive by shooting.I thought those 57 menus I get every day from Hunan Moonan were annoying.Look at this. Dont let your soul mate slip away.Its almost a threat. Its like, We have him. Hes just waiting for you. But hurry, cause hes slipping away. Th

20、ere he goes.Soul mates only exist in the Hallmark aisle in Duane Reade drugs.I disagree. I believe theres that one perfect person out there to complete you.And if you dont find him? What, youre incomplete? Its so dangerous.All right, first of all, the idea that theres only one out there.why dont I j

21、ust shoot myself right now? Id like to think people have more than one soul mate.I agree, Ive had hundreds.And if you miss one, along comes another, like cabs.That is not how it works.Okay.But youre still looking outside yourself. Its saying that youre not enough.Are you enough?Actually, today shes

22、too much.Look the bad thing about the one perfect soul mate.is that its so unattainable. Youre being set up to fail.Exactly, and you feel bad about yourself.It makes the gap between the Holy Grail and the assholes even bigger.I dont care. I believe in soul mates. I thought Trey was mine.But I dont t

23、hink that a soul mate would.on your leg.Really true.Theres got to be that someone out there whos just perfect for me. Maybe I should keep looking.Here you go.Okay, were filling this out.Im not in the mood.Not for you, for her.Okay!No.Yes.Age. Check box. 20 to 25, 25 to 30, 30 to 34.NO! Not after nex

24、t week. Birthday girl. 3535 to 44.Honey, welcome to my box.Soul mate. Two little words, one big concept. A belief that someone, somewhere.is holding the key to your heart, and your dream house. All you have to do is find them. So where is this person? And if you loved someone and it didnt work out.d

25、oes that mean they werent your soul mate? Were they just a runner-up contestant in this game show.called Happily Ever After? And as you move from age box to age box.and the contestants get fewer and fewer.are your chances of finding your soul mate less and less? Soul mates, reality or torture device

26、?What about a little birthday dinner? Ilcantinori, something nice.Im not sure I want to do anything. Im kind of into laying low.Laying low or feeling low?No, Im fine.Oh come on, youve got to do better than that. Youve got to grab 35 by the balls and say, World, Im 35!Okay, calm down, Auntie Mame.Ill

27、 put the dinner together. All you have to do is show up. Just close friends, very fabulous light.All right. That sounds fun, thank you.Should I invite Big?What, are you slowly trying to kill me on the way to lunch?Technically you are friends now, right?You know, a phone call here and there. Its frie

28、ndly.Do you think I should I invite him?How should I know? When Im done with them, Im done with them.Maybe not. And I think hes still in London. Lets just keep it to low maintenance friends. All right.He is hot.He is a priest.He is a hot priest.Look at his robe. Its so Robin and his merry men.Est bi

29、en, gracias.You tell them, Friar Fuck.Okay, sister, lets go. Im not gonna lose my table at Pastis.so you can cruise a holy man.What street are we on again?That Sunday, Samantha went to church.Good morning.Good morning.I couldnt help but noticed all the good work youre doing in the neighborhood. and

30、I just stopped to see if I could be of service.We could use another hand in the kitchen.Im in public relations. And I was thinking maybe I could help put a benefit together. Something classy, respectful. I can guarantee Donald Trump and Marlo Thomas.Thank you, but here at all Souls, were a little mo

31、re lowkey than that. Were more about collecting food, canned goods to feed to the needy.So.I love your robe. This is what we wear. Im in the Franciscan order founded by St. Francis. The robe is.Do you really want to hear about this?Tell me more about this St. Francis.He lived his life based on the v

32、ows of poverty and chastity. Here. Its St. Francis giving his coat to the poor.Samantha Jones, public relations. lf you change your mind about the benefit.or anything.And just like that, Samantha went from Mr. No Soul. to Mr. all Souls. After church, most people go out for pancakes. Samantha wasnt m

33、ost people.Samantha, your face is glowing. Did you get a facial or something?I masturbated all afternoon.All right, then.Seriously? All afternoon?Two, two and a half hours.Whos got that kind of time? I like to get in and get out.I enjoy a quickie every now and then. but when its good like today, I g

34、o with it. I masturbated to my priest.Your priest?Friar Fuck.I think we might have to get her a crash helmet.You have a priest?No.She wants him, but she cant have him. Its all very Thorn Birds.Inmy fantasy.he tears the food Im carrying for the homeless.out of my arms, rips open my dress. lays me dow

35、n in the street and enters me.What do you do for the next 2 hours and 20 minutes?Stop, you are talking about a priest.Its a fantasy. I can masturbate to whomever I like. Its imagination. Its fun and perfectly healthy.Who do you all fantasize about?Russell Crowe.Jinx! You owe me a coke.Thats amazing.

36、 What did women do before Russell Crowe?George Clooney.Clooneys like a Chanel suit. Hell always be in style.I used to masturbate to a busboy who was rude to me once. What do you think that means? Fine, the cheese stands alone.Come on, Charlotte. Get that judgmental puss off, and join in. Who do you

37、fantasize about? No, its private.Come on, it cant be any worse than a priest and a busboy.Were not moving on till you tell us about one of your masturbation guys.Its not guys. Lately, its just one man.L.L. Bean?No. Trey. And we have this really, you know, perfect sex. What do you think it means?This

38、 is 4591905. Im not in, so please leave a message.Hey, en. I think youre still in England.but en. its mid-night here in New York, and its my birthday. I am officially old. So I felt the need to call someone.older. HahaEmanyway, en some friends are giving me a dinner tomorrow night well actually its

39、tonight, and youre a friend. So em. if you are back in town.its going to be at em Ilcantinori, at 8:30 . And if youre.still in London.then e cheerio old chap. So, okay.The next day, on Wall Street. Miranda?Sheila, hi! How are you?Im fantastic! Gosh! Joe and I just got back from New Orleans.So how ar

40、e you? Are you seeing anyone special?But Miranda wasnt feeling very Shecky.Actually, Im not.Look, hes out there for you somewhere. You just havent met him yet, right?Maybe, maybe not. I dont know if I believe all that. Maybe there isnt someone for everyone.There it was. The truth. No Hallmark hope,

41、no twodrink minimum.So how is Joe? Youve been married for how many years?Five.Wow.I bet youre thinking, Where are the kids? Right? Its like I said to Joe. We can have kids.or we can have gorgeous fabric without chocolate stains.Miranda realized its not just about being single. Everyone has a sore sp

42、ot that needs a little comedy routine.let alone a poopy diaper. And so Miranda laughed. Not because it was particularly funny.but because it was kind.They told me you were inside. Am I disturbing you? May I join you?I was thinking about you yesterday. You and the work that you do. I was at the marke

43、t. Theyre Le Sueur peas. Theyre the best.Thats very kind. Thank you.I have a confession to make. I think about you other places than the market. Do you ever think about me?I believe that God made the body. And its perfect in its splendor.But Im not of my body. My life is about other joys.Samantha wo

44、ndered if maybe the hot monk was her souI mate.as he was certainly unattainable.I arrived at my party after a day of shopping. With no true souI mate.I spent the afternoon with my shoe souI mate.Manolo Blahnik.Good evening, can I help you?Yes, Bradshaw, party of 10.Youre the first to arrive. Follow

45、me, please.Its 8:45 p.m. The reservation was for 8:30 p.m., right?Thats right. Here you go.Enjoy.Thank you.Hi.Hi.Would you like a drink whilst waiting?Yeah Ill have a Shirley Temple, please. Once everyone else gets here, well be drinking a lot of champagne.Good, great, excellent.Twenty minutes later

46、, still no party.Hi. Still alone.Did anyone call asking for Bradshaw?Not that Im aware of.Let me check with the maitre .Okay, thanks.Can I bring you some champagne now?Not yet.Good, great, excellent.Hi. Sorry for holding the table. I cant imagine where everybody is. There is only one ll Cantinori, r

47、ight?Yes.Okay.The woman with the birthday cake is here.and she needs to be paid.Okay.Ill just get my purse.After I paid $70 for my own birthday cake.I was totally out of the party mood. So I decided to go home and kill myself.By the time I got home.I had fallen into an emotional hole so deep. only a

48、 fireman without a collarbone could rescue me.You have 14 messages.Honey, Im trapped at work, Ill be 10 minutes late. The reservation line is busy, Ill see you soon.Carrie, Im in traffic. Theyre paving Fifth Avenue. No one can get through, dont wait for me. Happy birthday.Im stuck in fucking traffic

49、. I dont know how to spell IlCantinori for the idiot at 411. Get a cell phone!Carrie, its Stanford. Im at the wrong place. Did you know theres a Mexican restaurant that University and 11th called IlCantinoro?Carrie.Okay, Im here. They said you just left. Where are you? Were still here.Okay, so now w

50、ere coming uptown. Meet you at the coffee shop in 20 minutes.End of messages.Carrie?Its just me!Its just me, Charlotte!I just aged 35 more years. What are you doing here?Im sorry, I came to take youto the coffee shop.No. Im going to bed. Im not in the moodto be with a bunch of people.Come on, its ju

51、st the four of us. You have to come, its your birthday.Im aware of that.The longer I sat there, the more alone I felt. And it really hit me. I am 35 and alone.You are not alone.I know I have you guys, but.And really, I hate myself a little for saying this, but.it felt really sad. not to have a man i

52、n my life who cares about me. No special guy to wish me happy birthday. No goddamn soul mate. And I dont even know if I believe in soul mates.Dont laugh at me, but.maybe we could be each others soul mates. And then we could let men be.just these great, nice guys to have fun with.That sounds like a p

53、lan.Im 35. 35 is not 25.Thank God.Im 35.Shut the fuck up, Im 140.Happy birthday, baby. Get in.Its after 1 2:00, youre late.Not really, Im on London time.London is five hours ahead.In that case, Im really fucking late.I cant believe you actually got out of the car and got balloons.I didnt, Raoul did.

54、 Good man. So.how old are you?How old are you?Nope.You dont have to give me an exact number. Pick a box. 30 to 35, 35 to 40. 40 to 45?Really? 40 to 45.I dont know what youre referring to I had something in my eye.How do you feel about soul mates?Well.I like the word soul. I like the word mate. Other

55、 than that, you got me.Did you have a nice day?I had a fabulous day.Good for you.As Bigs car drove away, I realized.having three soul mates already nailed down.made it a lot easier.to spot those great, nice guys to have fun with.403 Defining MomentsSomeone once said that when one door shuts, a windo

56、w opens. Big and I had shut our door. but our window was open and blowing a great breeze.People dont dress up anymore.Like with waistcoats.And watch fobs. Im gonna bring back the watch fob.A man with a plan.Smoke, please.Now that Big and I werent playing the dating game, we were free to just play. and it had never been better.Where is it?Wow. impressive.The ladies enjoy sleight of hand.And the watch fob.Meanwhile, 35 blocks north