畢馬威筆試生面試kpmg題附有答案

1、KPMG Assistant Managers Entrance Exam1A B C D E F1畢馬威目前采用的成本核算法是: Standard costsActivity Based Costing Job costing大鍋飯Bitch costing Shit cost method CDIf A or B was chosen, youve got to attend the CPA training course of year 2004,to learn more about the costing knowledgeIf E or F was chosen, youd bet

2、ter see thepsychologist and take some medicine following higgestion, and try to calm down.2A B C D E2甲：擱哪里爽呢？乙：沒(méi)你爽呀！甲：嗨，爽不好瞎爽！上述OT 充足能出差但不用加班中“爽”最可能指的是：Team 里有/ 帥鴿天天能吃到龍蝦不扣差補(bǔ)在項(xiàng)目中學(xué)到了知識(shí) F 工作之余,參與客戶組織各類旅游活動(dòng)ABFIf C was chosen, it seems you are not suitable for promotion in KPMG anymore, becausethere are

3、 few handsome guy and beautiful ladyhe middle and high level of KPMG,so man, seek for new job now.Chosen D, Absoluy Day dreamingChosen E, you are stillhe early stage of A1, and should be demoted to A2畢馬威現(xiàn)行的工資采用的是：計(jì)時(shí)工資計(jì)件工資崗位技能工資基本工資 + 項(xiàng)目提成低保工資A3A B C D E3If D was chosen, do you think you are manager

4、or partner now? Caution: it seems youwill be fired soon.Chosen E, be care of the brick thrown by the laid-off workers whenyou arehe street.If B or C was chosen, pls attend the CPA training course also.4A B C D E4典型大項(xiàng)目（mega-job）包括CCB PICC CIBSinopecAEangChosen B, are you the spy from E&Y?Chosen C,D,F

5、, do you know the meaning of mega-job?5A B目前可以在Yahoo messenger Sina 668使用的聊天有：C D E F 56A B C D E F6Oicq MSN ICQ網(wǎng)易泡泡ABD What?! Even ABD can not be used now?里可以直接領(lǐng)用的物品包括Working prA4 pr衛(wèi)生間里的洗手液 （經(jīng)常沒(méi)有）Divider 雀巢礦泉水 Boxfile ACDEChosen B or F, whether you are grown up from A1 in KPMG, you should be demot

6、ed asA1.7A B C D F7又到了填 timeshit 的時(shí)間，作為 in-charge 對(duì) staff OT 采取的態(tài)度應(yīng)該是：只允許 Charge efficient hours鼓勵(lì) Acutal charge交足經(jīng)理的，留夠 team 的，剩下全是自己的坎 OT 是經(jīng)理的事情與我無(wú)關(guān) E 愛(ài)誰(shuí)誰(shuí)！根據(jù)項(xiàng)目情況核定每個(gè)人的 OTCPls considerJob feeeast 3 factors when calculate the OT, 1 job nature 2 Mgr nature 38A B C D E F 89A B C D 9B中在畢馬威當(dāng)男孩使，那么男孩當(dāng)什么使

7、？犯人畜牲保護(hù)動(dòng)物牲畜野生動(dòng)物機(jī)器人BDF If you choose C, you have a so kind heart, thus could not be promoted anymore.甲：幫我摳一下！乙：扯！沒(méi)看我正忙著呢？上述中甲、乙最可能是甲:：A3 乙：B1甲：A2甲：A3甲：A3 Dsounds乙：A1乙：A3乙：A1 wibrave heartreasonable, but not the perfect one, pls read the question carefully. Itseems you still need some practice on call

8、 over skill.Chosen A or C, it is clearthere must be some shit deeply in your head.t10 在上題的A 挖鼻孔B Call over中 “摳”不可能指的是：C 撓癢癢D CoachingACChosen B or D, should be fired at once.剛剛過(guò)了愚人節(jié)，In-box 里充斥著五光十色的辭職信。其中最為俗氣的開(kāi)頭是：A B C EF俺終于跳出火坑了 Today is my last I will come back Tomorrow will be其實(shí)不想走day in soonDa n

9、ew世道不好我還.呢！beginning of my life 11 B Easy pos to gainhere!12 除了死工資外還創(chuàng)收的方法：A B C DF把高于 2 分的 assessment 都撕毀.揀的票報(bào)銷把大家不愿意用的 recycle pr / 用盡的 toner 賣了大項(xiàng)目里晚上株株坐著騙 OTE 趕緊考過(guò) CPA幫 senior 報(bào)銷時(shí)，把應(yīng)付他/全計(jì)在自己頭上12 BCDE If you chose A, Do you really understand the meaning of basic salary?ChosenF, how cPMG promote suc

10、h an immoral guy?13 上聯(lián):考過(guò) CPA,最可能的下聯(lián)是：A B CD離開(kāi)畢馬威拿到 top pay.倆眼摸黑飛機(jī)滿天飛A The在這個(gè)忙ho chose C or D should be fired immediay!，公司來(lái)了許多新面孔。其中有一個(gè)兄弟總把 consolidation 叫“Ken”，那么這個(gè)兄弟最可能是從下列那家公司跳過(guò)來(lái)的？A B C D EFPwCE&Y(制作“霸王”street fighter 的公司)肯德雞 健牌香煙以上都有可能F Relax, this is just for fun!開(kāi) job 時(shí)經(jīng)理說(shuō)這個(gè)項(xiàng)目很簡(jiǎn)單，知道這句話意味著：不用加班

11、，到點(diǎn)回家！作為 In-Charge 你清楚的A B CD經(jīng)理體貼下級(jí)，叫大家注意身體，別累著這是一個(gè)非常輕松的項(xiàng)目到點(diǎn)回家，剩下的經(jīng)理會(huì)自己加班做，但一定要有 O/S list少?gòu)U話沒(méi) OT，到點(diǎn)交不出東西，必被攮死！15 D Any other choice except D means the water in your brain is in an abnormal se.6A B你知道 working p NBA 少寫了 A牛 Br 中的 NB 代表什么？C D E F6Nota Bene注解暗示 revie Note below1C Theper 的人“嫩吧”ho chose A,

12、B,E should be fired at once!17 下列出現(xiàn)在 working pr 中的語(yǔ)句最可能被要求修改的是r cntB C D EDAs advised by cntCnt said:只聽(tīng)那客戶說(shuō)道：As informed by c Make sure not to ant17a recorder whenng audit, as least translate cntswords to English!18 Lead schedule 需要 present 下列哪些東西：AB C自己這個(gè)項(xiàng)目累計(jì) charge 的 OT用正字表示的 in-charge 罵自己的次數(shù)調(diào)整后的數(shù)

13、字 D的 innitial18CD Chose A, be fired without any hesiion.19 到了寫Assessment 的時(shí)間了，你知道取得滿意JAF(Job Assessment form)的關(guān)鍵步驟嗎？A B CD努力工作努力工作不報(bào) OT巨努力的工作堅(jiān)決不報(bào) OT放飛機(jī)報(bào) OTE 和 senoir 搞好關(guān)系19 DE Chose A, B or C, you are a so kindt you are not suitable for auditprofes.20 畢馬威的公司治理結(jié)構(gòu)是：A B C DE經(jīng)理負(fù)責(zé)制 ptr 負(fù)責(zé)制 有志不在年高家庭聯(lián)產(chǎn)承包責(zé)任

14、制誰(shuí) follow-up 誰(shuí)負(fù)責(zé)20 ABE Answer C or D, pls see the neuropathy doctor immediay.21 在一個(gè)美好假日里，你和你的愛(ài)人勾肩搭背十分囂張的走在的平安大街上。忽然你的上又出現(xiàn)了那惡的號(hào)碼掛了掛了并關(guān)機(jī)直接把電池?fù)赶聛?lái) 接聽(tīng)，“你鴨打錯(cuò)了”大義凜然的接聽(tīng), “你好，畢馬威！”，正確的處理法是A B C D EFDise of your mobile phone at once!21D Chose A or B, you can not get promotion for ever.Chose C or F, you are su

15、ch a rudeguy, how can manager assign a job to you without any worry?Chose E, did you ever see KPMGs propaganda slide? KPMG hope each staff has a nice family. If your lover leftyou due tot, how can you work rearely?Use your head if you have, man!22 哪些是 KPMG staff 出大項(xiàng)目必須帶的東西A B CD旅游鞋/擦眼淚的 盜版光盤 22ABCD

16、These should be your basics,23A B CD的含義是什么KPMG 大的名字KPMG AUDIT MANNUALKid And Mother Kill All Managers23 B Easy pos to gain here24 目前 KPMG 的用人機(jī)制是:A B C DE招重視有門路的“論資排輩大撥轟,寬進(jìn)寬出”能直立行走的基本沒(méi)問(wèn)題24 BCDE Can not choose A, as it contains2obvious Chispelling mistakes5A B C DField work 中客戶常會(huì)問(wèn)：“小 X 啊，你工作幾年了？”這一般代表

17、著：長(zhǎng)輩對(duì)你的關(guān)心你，覺(jué)得你年紀(jì)不大，業(yè)務(wù)水準(zhǔn)很高小樣，你是新新新新新來(lái)的吧由此套問(wèn)你的，打聽(tīng)你的隱私25 CD If you chose B, it must be short of something in yourbrain.26 如果被問(wèn)到上題中所提到，你將回答：A B CD照實(shí)回答你猜，你猜，你猜猜猜跟他們提上次來(lái)審計(jì)的 in-charge，我跟他是同年討厭，你不知道是人家的來(lái)的嗎？26 C Theho chose B,D should seek for the job as a sol butterfly.27 IPO 可能是指:A B C DE初次公開(kāi)Iromoted Often

18、大把的 OTI love P.O. Wong長(zhǎng)時(shí)間離家ACDE In respectful memory of P.O. Wong , former SM of BJ如果今天 GA，你會(huì)怎么樣呢？A02A B CD簽到時(shí)隨便 CHARGE 一個(gè)大客戶，如 Sinopec / CM H.O.找人帶簽到，根本不出現(xiàn)照實(shí)簽 GA，躲到一個(gè)角落里（如 4 部和 6 部的兩個(gè)死角）上網(wǎng)立即本部 department head，申請(qǐng)更艱巨的工作28 ABC Thewiho chose D is so-called “FenQing”. However KPMG apprefair mood.ted the

19、29 如果今晚你有，但 in-charge 要求你加班，你會(huì)：A B CD不睬他，到點(diǎn)就走表面答應(yīng),趁午飯時(shí)給 in-charge 飯里下巴豆推掉,認(rèn)真加班表面不動(dòng)聲色,耗到吃晚飯時(shí),混水摸魚,趁機(jī)溜掉29 DIf you chose A, you should improve your soft skills before you can be promoted.Wewill report to localman to watch theho chose B immediay.Thehochose C, pls refer the explanation of choice E for qu

20、estion 2130 風(fēng)雨過(guò)后卻怎么也見(jiàn)不到彩虹，一身傷痛的你還是決定離開(kāi)了驀然回首只見(jiàn)現(xiàn)在的你還記得起 KPMG 的含義么？A B DEKeep Playing More Golf / Girls Keng Pian Meng GuaiKlynveld Peat Marwick GeordelerAll of aboveE定睛一看原來(lái) KPMG 的后面還藏著四個(gè)“口”這是啥咚咚？A B C DE四張”白板”噴涂，原本是定位用的四個(gè)格子“品”的特殊寫法，代表客戶經(jīng)常請(qǐng)吃飯的公司Excel 的表格四位在 field 犧牲的杰出 Staff 的31 ABCDE These questions a

21、re designed to test ur imagination and humor! Make sureyou still have some when u leave!Total pounder 20:It seemst you are still in / below the level of A0. You areso kind and so honestt the job was not suitable for you totally. What you shouldow is open the IE, and key in “” ore a profes“.al auditor, butTotal pofrom 30-50:You arehe margofrly to say, it is still not the time for you toe a marble assistant managerhe company now.t worry, continue to try trickiern before. I am sureyou will get the victory one day.Total pofrom 50-80:Congratulations!