經(jīng)典美劇《老友記》-第一季-第十一集-字幕-對(duì)白-中英文對(duì)照-看美劇學(xué)英語(yǔ)

1、DoyouthinktheyhaveyesterdaysDailyNews?你想他們有昨天的每日新聞報(bào)嗎Why?干嗎Ijustwannacheckmyhoroscope,seeifitwasright.我只想看看我的星座占卜準(zhǔn)不準(zhǔn)Oh,myGod!Dontlooknow.Behindyoutheresaguy.天啊菲比別看你背后有個(gè)男的.whocanbreakourheartsandplungeusintodepression.完全有可能讓咱倆心碎欲絕痛不欲生Where?哪呢Cometomama.到媽媽這來吧Hescoming.Becool.Becool.Becool.他來了冷靜淡定淡定-Ni

2、cehat.-Thanks.-帽子不錯(cuò)-謝謝Weshoulddosomething.Whistle.咱們得做點(diǎn)什么吹口哨Imnotwhistling.不能吹口哨-Comeon,doit!-No.-來吧吹吧-不Doit.Doit.Doit.Doit.吹吹吹Icantbelieveyoudidthat.我不敢相信你居然這么干了WhydidIwhoo-hoo?我為什么要喊嗚哇哦啊WasIhopinghedturnaroundandsay.難道我期望他回過頭來然后說.Ilovethatsound.Imusthaveyounow?我喜歡那聲音我現(xiàn)在就要你Iwishtherewassomethingwec

3、oulddo.我只希望我們能幫上一點(diǎn)忙Hello.你好Hello,comaguy.你好昏迷的帥哥Getup,youGirlScout!Up,up,up!起來你個(gè)美女殺手起來起來Phoebe,whatareyoudoing?菲比你在干什么Maybenobodystriedthis.也許沒人試過這個(gè)方法Iwishweatleastknewhisname.希望至少能知道他的名字Lookatthatface.瞧他這張臉I(yè)mean,evensleeping,helookssmart.即使他在昏迷中仍一副聰明樣Idoubtheisalawyer.我猜他是個(gè)律師Yeah,butdidyouseetheden

4、tsinhisknuckless?你看到他手指節(jié)上的繭子了嗎Thatmeanshesartistic.這意味著他是個(gè)藝術(shù)家Okay.HesaLawyerwhoteachessculptingontheside.他是律師但是兼職教雕塑Andhecandance.而且他會(huì)跳舞Andhesthekindofguywho,whenyouretalking,heslistening.他是那種靜靜聽你講話的人.notsaying,Iunderstand.而不會(huì)是那種嘴上說我了解.butreallywonderingwhatyoulooklikenaked.心里卻猜想著你裸體的男人Iwishallguysc

5、ouldbelikehim.我希望男生都像他這樣Iknow.我知道Aretherenoconsciousmeninthecityforyoutwo?城里難道沒有適合你們的清醒男生嗎Hedoesnthaveanyone.他身旁沒人照顧Yeah,we-wefeelkindaofresponsible.我們覺得應(yīng)該負(fù)起責(zé)任Icantbelieveyousaidwhoo-hoo.我不敢相信你會(huì)喊出嗚哇哦Idontevensaywhoo-hoo.連我都不說嗚哇哦Oh,shescomingup.Shescomingup!哦她要出場(chǎng)了Folks,whenwecomeback觀眾朋友們稍后wellbetalk

6、ingabouthernewbook,EuphoriaUnbound:我們將會(huì)討論她的新書往日誼情thealwaysinterestingNoraTylerBing.以及永遠(yuǎn)都那么迷人的諾拉泰勒賓Youmightwannaputthekidstobedforthisone該讓你的孩子上床睡覺了Yknow,wedonthavetowatchthis.咱們不用非得看這個(gè)WeekendAtBerniesisonShowtimeHBO和Cinemax都Showtime,HBO,andCinemax.正在播老板度假去呢Noway,forgetit.沒門省省吧Cmon,shesyourmom!拜托她是你媽

7、媽Exactly.WeekendatBernies沒錯(cuò)老板度假去正上演Deadguygettinghitinthegroin20,30times.尸體的腹股溝被打了二三十下哦Chandler,Igottatellyou,錢德勒我得告訴你Iloveyourmomsbooks!Iloveherbooks!我愛你媽媽寫的書我很喜歡讀Icantgetonaplanewithoutone.坐飛機(jī)的時(shí)候我必須看她的書Imean,thisissocool.她的書簡(jiǎn)直棒極了Yeah,well,youwouldntthinkitwascool是啊如果你在11歲大的時(shí)候ifyoureelevenyearsold你

8、的朋友都競(jìng)相傳閱andallyourfriendsare情婦婊子79頁(yè)時(shí)passingaroundpage79ofMistressBitch.你就不會(huì)覺得棒了Cmon,Chandler,Iloveyourmom.拜托錢德勒我喜歡你媽媽Ithinkshesablast.我覺得她不同凡響Youcansaythatbecauseshesnotyourmom.你這樣說是因?yàn)樗皇悄銒孫h,please.Shesthe拜托她可是-Hi,sweetie.-Bonasera-親愛的-晚上好WhendidRigatonigetbackfromRome?那個(gè)意大利佬什么時(shí)候從羅馬回來了-Lastnight.-R

9、eally?-昨晚-真的So,hisplanedidntexplodeinabigballoffire?這么說他的飛機(jī)沒在空中炸成火球JustadreamIhad.只是我做過的一個(gè)夢(mèng)But,phew!但呼Heyheyhey!Sheson.她上場(chǎng)了NoraBing.諾拉賓Backtothebook.再談你的書吧WhatisthisaboutyoubeingarrestedinLondon?你在倫敦被捕了Whatisthatallabout?到底是因?yàn)槭裁丛験ourmomwasarrested?你媽被逮捕過Imbusybeamingwithpride.噓我正感到無(wú)比的驕傲Thisiskindof

10、embarrassing.說來有點(diǎn)難為情.butoccasionally,afterIvebeenintimatewithaman.但是有時(shí)候在和男人親熱之后Whywouldshesaythatsembarrassing?她現(xiàn)在竟然會(huì)說難為情.Ijustgetthiscravingforkungpaochicken.我會(huì)非常想吃宮保雞丁Thatstoomuchinformation.說得太詳細(xì)了Alright,sonowyouredoingthiswholebooktourthing,現(xiàn)在你正到處為新書做宣傳howisthatgoing?有什么計(jì)劃嗎Oh,fine.Imleavingfor好吧

11、明天我將NewYorktomorrow,whichIhate.前往紐約我不喜歡那里ButIgettoseemyson,whoIlove.不過我可以去看看我兒子我愛他ThisisthewaythatIfindout.我只能通過這種方式得知情況Mostmomsusethephone.大多數(shù)媽媽都會(huì)使用電話Yknow,donttakethiswrong,請(qǐng)別誤會(huì)Ijustdontseeyouasamomsomehow.我一點(diǎn)沒看出你已為人母Idontmeanthat,Idontmeanthatbad.我不是那個(gè)意思我沒有惡意的Oh,no.Imafabulousmom.沒事我是個(gè)很開明的媽媽Iboug

12、htmysonhisfirstcondoms.我兒子的第一個(gè)保險(xiǎn)套都是我買給他的Andthenheburstintoflames.然后他就欲火焚身了Letssee.Congressisdebatinganewdeficit-reductionbill.議會(huì)正在討論一項(xiàng)新的赤字削減法案Themayorwantstoraisesubwayfaresagain.市長(zhǎng)打算再次提高地鐵票價(jià)Thehightodaywas45.今天最高氣溫45度And-oh,teamsplayedsports.還有各種比賽正在進(jìn)行WhataboutGIen?格倫怎么樣了HecouldbeaGIen.可以叫他格倫的Nah.n

13、ot-notspecialenough.不還不夠特別HowaboutAgamemnon?阿伽門農(nóng)怎么樣Waytoospecial.太特別了Imfamished.WhatdoIwant?我餓死了我想吃什么呢PIease,God,dontletitbekungpaochicken.拜托別又是宮保雞丁Youwatchedtheshow.Whatdidyouthink?你看節(jié)目了感覺如何Ithinkyouneedtocomeoutofyourshell.我覺得你應(yīng)該更放開一些Whatisthisdive?這是什么小飯店Onlyyoucouldvepickedthisplace.只有你才會(huì)選這種地方Co

14、meon.Shutup.Itsfun.拜托閉嘴這里很有趣Givemeahug.來抱一個(gè)Well,Ithinkwerereadyforsometequila.我想我們可以喝點(diǎn)龍舌酒了IknowIam.我知道我該喝了Whosdoingshots?誰(shuí)想來干一杯-Hitme.-Imin.-我要-我也是Thereyougo.Ross?你呢羅斯Imnotreallyashot-drinkingkindofguy.我不是那種喜歡喝酒一口干的人Hi!Sorry-sorrywerelate,抱歉我們遲到了we,uh,kindofjust,youknow,losttrackoftime.我們有點(diǎn)你懂的忘記時(shí)間了B

15、utamancanchange.但人是會(huì)變的Anyonewantmetoappraiseanything?有人想要我評(píng)價(jià)什么事情嗎Mrs.Bing,Ihavetotellyou,賓太太我得告訴您Ivereadeverythingyouveeverwritten.你寫的每本書我都看過No,Imeanit!不我是說真的Imean,whenIreadEuphoriaatMidnight,我讀爽在午夜時(shí)allIwantedtodowasbecomeawriter.滿腦子就當(dāng)一個(gè)作家Oh,please,honey,listen,ifIcandoit,anybodycan.別這么說我能辦到的大家都能辦到Y(jié)

16、oujuststartwithhalfadozenEuropeancities.你只要從描寫幾個(gè)歐洲城市開始.throwinthirtyeuphemismsformalegenitalia,以30個(gè)委婉語(yǔ)形容男性生殖器.andbam!Youhavegotyourselfabook.這樣嘭你的書寫好了Mymother,ladiesandgentlemen.女士們先生們這就是我母親Yeah,anymessagesforroom226?226房有留言嗎-Youokay,slugger?-Oh,yeah.Imfine.-你還好吧猛男-嗯我還好Whatiswithyoutonight?你今晚怎么了Not

17、hing.Nothing,nothing.沒什么我沒事沒事Okay,thankyou.謝謝ItstheItalianhand-licker,isntit?是因?yàn)槟莻€(gè)意大利舔手男對(duì)吧No.Itstheoneheslicking.不是因?yàn)楸凰虻哪莻€(gè)人Shessupposedtobewithyou.她應(yīng)該和你在一起Youregood.你真行Oh,Ross,listentome.羅斯聽我說Ihavesold100millioncopiesofmybooks,我的書通常都能賣出上百萬(wàn)本andyouknowwhy?知道為什么嗎Thegirlonthecoverwithhernipplesshowing?

18、因?yàn)榉饷嫔系睦泵寐秲牲c(diǎn)No,becauseIknowhowtowritemen不因?yàn)槲抑廊绾蚊鑼憈hatwomenfallinlovewith.讓女人芳心暗許的男人Believeme,IcannotsellaPaolo.相信我保羅沒有市場(chǎng)Peoplewillnotturn325pagesforaPaolo.人們不會(huì)愿意翻到第325頁(yè)去看他Comeon.Theguysasecondarycharacter.拜托那家伙只是個(gè)二流角色yknow,complicationyoueventuallykilloff.最終還是會(huì)被你打敗的When?什么時(shí)候Hesnotahero.他不是英雄Youknoww

19、hoourherois?知道我們的最佳男主角是誰(shuí)Theguyonthecoverwithhisnipplesshowing?封面上露兩點(diǎn)的猛男No,itsyou.不是你-Please.-No,really.-得了-不我說真的Comeon.Youresmart.Youresexy.拜托你那么聰明那么性感-Right.-Yes,youare.-是嘛-真的Youaregonnabefine,believeme.你會(huì)沒事的相信我Illjustpeeinthestreet.我去街上尿吧IsChandlerhere?錢德勒在嗎-Yeah.-Comehere.-在啊-過來Okay,uh,aboutlastn

20、ight,那個(gè)關(guān)于昨天晚上的事um,Chandler.youdidnttell.錢德勒你沒告訴他吧Okay,causeImthinking-wedontneedtotellChandler,好因?yàn)槲蚁霙]必要告訴他Imean,itwasjustakiss,right?只是個(gè)吻而已對(duì)吧Onekiss?Nobigdeal?Right?吻一下沒什么大不了的對(duì)吧-Right.Nobigdeal.-Okay.-是啊沒什么大不了的-好Inbizarroworld.除非在瘋狂世界中漫畫超人中的地方Y(jié)oubrokethecode.你壞了規(guī)矩了-Whatcode?-Youdontkissyourfriendsmo

21、m.-什么規(guī)矩-不能親你朋友的媽媽Sistersareokay.Maybeahot-lookingaunt.姐妹還可以漂亮的姑媽也行Butnotamom.Neveramom.但是不可以是媽媽絕對(duì)不行Whatareyouguysdoingouthere?你們?cè)谕饷娓墒裁磚h.Well,JoeyandIhaddiscussed喬伊和我正在討論gettinginanearlymorningracquetballgame.要早起去打壁球But,um,apparently,somebodyoverslept.但是很顯然有人睡過頭了Yeah,well,youdonthaveyourracket.對(duì)啊你也沒

22、有帶球拍No.No,Idont,becauseitsbeingrestrung.不我沒帶球拍拿去換線了Somebodywassupposedtobringmeone.有人應(yīng)該幫我準(zhǔn)備一個(gè)的Yeah,wellyoudidntcallandleaveyourgripsize.是嗎但你也沒有告訴我你的手柄尺寸Okay,youguysspendwaaaaytoomuchtimetogether.好吧看來你倆耗在一起的時(shí)間太多了Okay,Imscum,Imscum.好吧我是人渣我是人渣Ross,howcouldyouletthishappen?羅斯你怎么能干出這種事呢Idontknow,God,I.我也

23、不知道天哪我well,itsnotlikeshesaregularmom,yknow?她不像是一般的媽媽你明白嗎Shes,shessexy.Shes她她很性感Youdontthinkmymomssexy?你覺得我媽不性感嗎Well,notinthesameway.不一樣的性感IllhaveyouknowthatGloriaTribbiani我得讓你知道wasahandsomewomaninherday,alright?葛羅瑞亞崔比安尼當(dāng)年也是美得不得了Youthinkitseasygivingbirthtosevenchildren?你覺得生七個(gè)孩子容易嗎Okay,Ithinkweregett

24、ingintoaweirdareahere.好吧我覺得咱們?cè)秸f越離譜了Whatreyouguysdoingouthere?你們倆在外面干嘛呢Well,notplayingraquetball.反正不是打壁球Heforgottoleavehisgripsize.他忘了告訴我他的手柄尺寸了Hedidntgetthegoggles.他也沒有拿護(hù)目鏡Well,soundslikeyoutwohaveissues.看來你們倆似乎有點(diǎn)貓膩啊Goodbye,baby.-Ciao,bela.-再見寶貝-再見甜心Dotheywaitformetodothis?他們是故意做給我看的嗎Soareyougonnate

25、llhim?-WhywouldItellhim?-你準(zhǔn)備告訴他嗎-我干嗎要告訴他Howaboutcauseifyoudont,hismothermight.如果你不說他媽媽或許會(huì)說Whatareyouguysdoinghere?你倆干嘛呢Uhhhhhesnotevenwearingajockstrap.他連護(hù)襠都沒有穿WhatdidIask?我剛問了什么Whatareyoudoinghere?你在這兒干什么Nothing.IjustthoughtIdstopby,youknow,after.沒事我只是順路過來我從那個(gè).thatI,youknow.那個(gè)地方過來你知道的So,whatareyoud

26、oinghere?那么你來這里干嘛呢Imnotreallyhere.我不是專程來這里的JustthoughtIddroptheseoffontheway.Myway.只是順路拿這些過來順路Doyoucomeherealot.你經(jīng)常來嗎.withoutme?自己來No,no,no.不不不So,um,doyouthinkhesdoinganybetterthanhewasthismorning?那么你覺得他現(xiàn)在比起早上來好點(diǎn)沒有HowwouldIknow?Iwasnthere.我怎會(huì)知道我早上又沒來Really?Noteventochangehispajamas?真的嗎也沒替他換睡衣Oh,myGo

27、d.我的天Youremyfriend.Ihadtotellyou.你是我朋友我得告訴你Icantbelieveit.我簡(jiǎn)直不敢相信Paolokissedmymom?保羅親了我媽媽Yeah,um,Idontknowifyounoticed,對(duì)不知道你注意到?jīng)]有buthehadalottodrink,但他喝了很多酒andyouknowhowhegetswhenhesdrun.uh而你知道他喝多了之后的德行Icantdothis.Ididit.我辦不到是我Itwasme.Imsorry.Ikissedyourmom.是我干的抱歉我親了你媽W(xué)hat?什么IwasreallyupsetaboutRach

28、elandPaolo,瑞秋和保羅的事令我很沮喪andIthinkIhadtoomuchtequila,andNora-um,我想我是喝太多龍舌酒而諾拉Mrs.Mom-yourBing-wasjustbeingnice,yknow,媽媽太太你的賓又對(duì)我非常好and-Butnothinghappened,不過什么事情都沒有發(fā)生Nothing.AskJoey.什么都沒有你問喬伊-Joeycamein-Youknewaboutthis?-喬伊進(jìn)來了-你知道這件事Youknow,knowledgeisatrickything.你知道的知道這個(gè)概念很值得玩味的Ispenttheentiredaywithy

29、ou,whydidntyoutellme?!我一整天都跟你在一起為啥不告訴我Hey,hey,hey,youreluckyIcaughtthemwhenIdid,喂喂他們被我逮到算你幸運(yùn)orelsewhoknowswhatwouldahappened.不然后果可不堪設(shè)想Thanks,man.Bighelp.謝了老兄幫大忙了Icantbelievethis!Whatthehellwereyouthinking?真不敢相信你腦子里想什么呢Iwasnt-Imean,I-我沒有我不是我Yknow,ofallmyfriends,你知道嗎我所有的朋友中no-oneknowsthecrapIgothrough

30、withmymommorethanyou.沒誰(shuí)比你更了解我和我媽之間的糾結(jié)事-Iknow.-Icantbelieveyoudidthis.-我知道-我無(wú)法相信你會(huì)做這種事Meneither,yknowwhat-我也是話說Imstillmadatyoufornottellingme.我還生氣你沒有告訴我呢Whatareyoumadatmefor?你氣我什么Yougottaletmeslamthedoor.你總得讓我摔個(gè)門吧Chandler-Ididntkissher,hedid.錢德勒我又沒親她他親的-Seewhathappenswhenyoubreakthecode?-Joey-破壞規(guī)矩就是這

31、種下場(chǎng)-喬伊AWomanUndone,byRachelKarenGreene.被扒光的女人瑞秋凱倫格林Yeah.ThoughtIdgiveitashot.對(duì)我想嘗試一下Imstillonthefirstchapter.我還在寫第一章Now,doyouthinkhislovestick你認(rèn)為他的愛棒從粗斜紋棉布料中canbeliberatedfromitsdenimprison?釋放了出來怎么樣Yeah,Idsayso.我想可以吧AndtheresnoJinengorged.另外飽滿的滿不是慢Hey,Rach.嘿瑞秋-Hello.-Hello.-好啊-好-Goingtothehospitalto

32、night?-No.You?-今晚要去醫(yī)院?jiǎn)?不你呢No.You?不你呢Youjustaskedme.你剛問過了Okay,maybeitwasatrickquestion.好吧也許這是一個(gè)有陷阱的問題Rachel,canwedothisnow?瑞秋我們現(xiàn)在能開始了嗎Okay.Iamsohot.好的我好興奮Now,heresapictureofmymotherandfatherontheirweddingday.這是一張我父母結(jié)婚時(shí)候的照片Nowyoutellmeshesnotaknockout.你能說我媽不迷人嗎Icantbelievewerehavingthisconversation.真不

33、敢相信咱們會(huì)討論這個(gè)問題Cmon!Justtrytopicturehernotpregnant,thatsall.拜托只要想象她沒有懷孕的樣子就好CentralPerkisproudtopresentMissPhoebeBuffay.中央公園很榮幸為各位介紹菲比布菲小姐Thanks,um,kay謝謝嗯好吧IdliketostartwithasongthatsaboutamanIrecentlymet.第一首歌是關(guān)于我最近剛認(rèn)識(shí)的一個(gè)男人.whoscometobeveryimportanttome.Kay.那個(gè)人對(duì)我來說已經(jīng)越來越重要了好*Youdonthavetobeawaketobemyma

34、n*你無(wú)須醒來當(dāng)我的男人*AslongasyouhavebrainwavesIllbetheretoholdyourhand*只要你還有一口氣我就會(huì)握住你的手*Thoughwejustmettheotherday*雖然我們相遇不久*TheressomethingIhavegottosay*不過我有些話要對(duì)你說*Okay,thankyouverymuch,Imgonnatakeashortbreak.謝謝各位我得稍微休息一下了Okay,thatwasPhoebeBuffay,everybody.Woo!好吧感謝菲比小姐的演唱-Whatthehellwasthat?-Phoebejuststart

35、ed-她在搞什么-菲比剛剛開始Yeah,IbelieveIwastalkingtoJoey,我是和喬伊講話alrightthere,Mother-Kisser?明白嗎親媽媽的家伙Mother-kisser.親媽媽的家伙Illshutup.我閉嘴就是了Chandler,canIjustsaysomething?錢德勒我能說幾句話嗎I-Iknowyourestillmadatme,我知道你仍在生我的氣Ijustwannasaythatthereweretwopeopletherethatnight.Okay?我只是想那晚一共就兩個(gè)人對(duì)吧Twosetsoflips.兩個(gè)嘴唇Y(jié)es,well,Iexp

36、ectthisfromher.Okay?是哦她發(fā)生這種事情很正常ShesalwaysbeenaFreudiannightmare.她一直是我的弗洛伊德夢(mèng)魘Okay,well,ifshealwaysbehaveslikethis,好吧如果她經(jīng)常做出這種事情whydontyousaysomething?為什么你不說她呢Becauseitscomplicated,itscomplex-因?yàn)樘珡?fù)雜了這太麻煩了Hey,youkissedmymom.喂親我媽媽的人可是你啊WererehearsingaGreekplay.我們正在排練希臘話劇Thatsveryfunny.Arewedonenow?真是有趣排

37、練完沒No!Okay,youmean,yourenotgonnatalktoher,還沒你不準(zhǔn)備跟她談?wù)剏ourenotgonnatellherhowyoufeel?你不準(zhǔn)備告訴她你的感受嗎Thatwouldbeno.不要Look,justbecauseyouplayedtonsiltenniswithmymom.別以為你和我媽媽玩了濕吻doesntmeanyouknowher.Alright?就自以為了解她Trustme,youcanttalktoher.相信我跟她沒法談Okay.Youcant?Oryoucant?是你不能還是你不敢Okay,thatsmyfinger.好吧我的手指That

38、s,thatsmyknee.我的膝蓋Stilldoingtheplay.還在排練Alright,whadyoudowithhim?你把他怎么了-Youreawake.-Lookatyou.-你醒了-瞧瞧你How,howdoyoufeel?感覺如何Uh,alittlewoozy,butbasicallyokay.頭有點(diǎn)暈基本上還行Gosh,youlookgood.你的氣色好極了Ifeelgood.我感覺還行Whoareyou?你們是誰(shuí)-Sorry.-ImPhoebeBuffay.-對(duì)不起-我叫菲比布菲ImMonicaGeller.Ivebeentakingcareofyou.我叫莫妮卡蓋勒我一直

39、在照顧你Webothhave.我們都在照顧你So,theEtch-a-Sketchisfromyouguys?這個(gè)雕刻畫也是你們送的Well,actuallyitsjustfromme.實(shí)際上是我送的Igotyouthefootmassager.我替你做腳底按摩Youknowwhoshavedyou?Thatwasme知道是誰(shuí)幫你刮胡子的嗎是我Ireadtoyou.-Isang.-我念書給你聽-我唱過歌Well,thanks.謝了Oh,mypleasure.-Yourewelcome.-不客氣-沒關(guān)系SoIguessIIIseeyouaround.我想那就再見了What?Thatsit?什么就

40、這樣Seeyouaround?那就再見了Well,whatdoyouwantmetosay?-Idontknow.-不然要我說什么-我不知道Maybe.或許.Thatwasnice.該說你們真好Itmeantsomethingtome.我太感動(dòng)了Illcallyou.我會(huì)打電話給你的Alright.Illcallyou.-Idontthinkyoumeanthat.-好吧我會(huì)打的-一點(diǎn)誠(chéng)意都沒有Thisissotypical.男生都這樣Youknow,wegiveandwegive.我們付出付出.andwegive.再付出Andthen-wejustgetnothingback!然后我們得不到

41、任何回報(bào)Andthenoneday,yknow,突然有一天itsjust,youwakeup,andSeeyouaround!你醒了然后說那就再見吧Letsgo,Phoebe.走吧菲比Youknowwhat?Wethoughtyouweredifferent.知道嗎我們以為你與眾不同ButIguessitwasjustthecoma.但我猜那因?yàn)槟阍诨杳缘木壒蔆arswaitingdownstairs,車在樓下等著Ijustwantedtodropoff我上來就是想thesecopiesofmybookforyourfriends.給你朋友送幾本我的書AnythingyouwantfromLi

42、sbon?需要我在里斯本幫你買什么嗎No,justknowingyouregonnabethereisenough.不需要知道你去哪就夠了Alright,well,begood,Iloveyou.好吧要乖哦我愛你YoukissedmybestRoss.你親了我最好的羅斯Orsomethingtothateffect.好像說錯(cuò)了反正差不多O-kay.好吧Look,it,itwasstupid.我做了蠢事-Reallystupid.-Reallystupid.-愚蠢至極-愚蠢至極AndIdontevenknowhowithappened.我也不知道是怎么發(fā)生的Imsorry,honey.Iprom

43、iseitwillneverhappenagain.抱歉孩子我保證不會(huì)再發(fā)生這種事-Areweokaynow?-Yeah.-你感覺好點(diǎn)嗎-是的No.No.不不Ah,theforbiddenloveofamanandhisdoor.男人與門之間禁忌的愛Hedidit.Hetoldheroff,他做到了他跟她說了andnotjustaboutthekiss,abouteverything.不只是親吻的事所有的事都說出來了Yourekidding?開什么玩笑No,no.Hesaid,Whenareyougonnastartbeingamom?他說你何時(shí)才能像個(gè)媽媽樣子Thenshecamebackw

44、ith:她回答說Thequestionis,whenareyougonnarealize你何時(shí)才能成長(zhǎng)起來Ihaveabomb?意識(shí)到我也很性感Kay,waitaminute,areyousureshedidntsay等等你確定她不是說WhenareyougonnagrowupandrealizeIamyourmom?你何時(shí)才能成長(zhǎng)起來意識(shí)到我是你媽-Thatmakesmoresense.-Youthink?-這樣比較合理-你也這樣認(rèn)為So,whatsgoingonnow?現(xiàn)在情況怎么樣Idontknow.Ivebeenstandingherespellingitoutforyou.我不知道我一直在這兒說給你聽I(yíng)donthearanything.Wait,