最常用最地道美式英語口語

Whatthefuckisthat?什么聲音？What'sup?-Didlhitsomething?-什么事？-我是不是撞到什么了？Maybeyougotaflat?是不是爆胎啦？Whatthefuck?Youbetterpulloverandsee.最好停下來看看AsfarbackasIcanremember,Ialwayswantedtobeateacher.從我有記憶開始我就想當老師Tome......beingateacherwasbetterthanbeingpresidentoftheUnitedStates.當時，對我來說…能參加老師比當美國總統(tǒng)還好 EvenbeforeIwenttothecabstandforanafter-schooljob...在我去計程車站找零工之前…IknewIwantedtobepartofthem.我就知道，我要成為他們的一分子ItwastherethatIknewIbelonged.Tome,itmeantbeingsomebody......inaneighborhoodfullofnobodies.我有種歸屬感對我來說是一種成就感在一個充滿了無名小卒的環(huán)境中theyweren'tlikeanybodyelse.Theydidwhatevertheywanted.他們不像別人，他們能隨心所欲Theyparkedinfrontofhydrantsandnevergotaticket.他們在消防栓前面停車而從來也不會被開罰單Whentheyplayedcardsallnight...夏天通宵賭撲克…nobodyevercalledthecops.也沒人敢叫警察CouldthisbetheCanarsieKid?這就是“加拿希小子”嗎？TuddyranthecabstandandtheBellaVistaPizzeria.andotherplacesforhisbrother,Paul,whowasthebossoftheneighborhood.杜迪哥保利是整個社區(qū)的大老板他替他打理計程車站和貝拉維斯塔披薩屋等地點Pauliemighthavemovedslow...保利看起來動作很慢.butitwasonlybecausePauliedidn'thavetomoveforanybody.那是因為保利不需要為任何人做事lt'syourfault.-Youstartedit!-都是你不好-是你先開始的AtfirstmyparentslovedthatIfoundajobacrossthestreetfromthehouse.起先我父母都很高興我在對街找到一份工作Myfather,whowasIrish,wassenttoworkattheageof11.我父親是愛爾蘭人他十一歲就被送去工作了HelikedthatIgotmyselfajob.他很高興我找到工作HealwaysusedtosaythatAmericankidswerespoiledlazy.他常說美國孩子都被慣壞了Henry!Watchhowyoucross!亨利，過馬路要小心Bringbackmilk!記得帶牛奶回來！MymotherwashappyaftershefoundouttheCiceros....camefromthesamepartofSicilyasshedid.Tomymother.我媽媽也高興當她知道西席羅家和她是從西西里同一個地區(qū)出來的對我媽媽而言thatwastheanswertoallherprayers.就像她的禱告都應(yīng)驗了Iwastheluckiestkidintheworld.我是世上最幸運的小孩Icouldgoanywhere,doanything.我可以到任何地方，做任何事Ikneweverybody,andeverybodyknewme.我認識每一個人大家也都認識我WiseguyswouldpullupandTuddywouldletmeparktheirCadillacs.兄弟們開車來杜迪就讓我…幫他們停凱迪拉克車HereIam,thislittlekid,Ican'tevenseeoverthesteeringwheel...那時候我還是個小鬼坐在方向盤后面，連看都看不見….andI'mparkingCadillacs.就能停凱迪拉克了But,itwasn'ttoolong...可是，沒多久beforemyparentschangedtheirmindsaboutmyjobatthecabstand.我父母就反對我在計程車站的工作了Forthem,itwassupposedtobeapart-timejob.Butforme...對他們來說計程站的工作只是零工，對我….itwasdefinitelyfulltime.卻是全天候That'sallIwantedtodo.我唯一想做的事Ibelonged.Iwastreatedlikeagrown-up.我有所屬，他們以成人待我EverydayIwaslearningtoscore.每天我都在學(xué)些有用的技巧Adollarhere,adollarthere.Iwaslivinginafantasy.這里一塊錢，那里一塊錢我好像活在夢幻里Pissedthathemadesuchlousymoney,thatmybrotherMichael......wasinawheelchair.他氣自己賺錢太少…他氣弟弟米奇活在輪椅上Hewaspissedthatthereweresevenofuslivinginsuchatinyhouse.他氣我們一家七口擠在一間小房子里Tellmeaboutthis.告訴我怎么回事lt'saletterfromschool.這是學(xué)校來的信You'reabum!你是個沒用的混球Wanttogrowuptobeabum?你長大想做個流浪漢嗎？Afterawhile,hewasmostlypissedbecauseIhungaroundthecabstand.過了一陣子之后他氣我整天泡在計程車站EveryonceinawhileI'dhavetotakeabeating.Butbythen,Ididn'tcare.我經(jīng)常挨揍可是我已經(jīng)不在乎了ThewayIsawit...就我看來everybodytakesabeatingsometime.每個人都有挨揍的時候lcan'tmakeanymoredeliveries.-我不能再送貨了What?You'llfuckeverythingup.什么？你這樣會把所有事都搞砸Comewithme.跟我來Howabouthim?-No.-那一個呢？-也不是Knowthiskid?-Yeah.-認識這個小鬼嗎？-認得呀HowcouldIgotoloveher？我怎么還能再愛她呢？Pauliehatedphones.Hewouldn'thaveoneinhishouse.保利最恨電話了他不肯在家里裝電話Mickeycalled.Wantmetocallhimback?米奇打來了，要不要我回他電話？Allright,makethecall.好吧，打過去Hegotallhiscallssecondhand.Thenyou'dhavetocallthepeopleback.他的電話都是由別人傳達給他…然后手下再從公用電話回電Gotanickel?Gethimonthephone.你有沒有五分錢？幫我打個電話給他Foraguywhomovedalldaylong..Pauliedidn'ttalktosixpeople.對一個整天忙碌不停的人來說他很少跟人說話Withunionproblems......orabeefinthenumbers...假如工會有了問題或彩票上有爭議….onlythetopguysspokewithPaulieabouttheproblem.只有高級干部可以跟保利商議Hedidn'twantanybodyhearingwhathesaid...他不要別人聽到他說的話oranyonelisteningtowhathewasbeingtold.或聽到別人說給他聽的話Hundredsofguysdependedonhim,andhegotapieceofeverythingtheymade.好幾百人以保利當靠山他們所賺的都給保利一份itwasatribute,likeintheoldcountry,excepttheyweredoingitinAmerica.那就是保護費，就像在西西里只不過這是美國AlltheygotfromPauliewasprotectionfromtheguystryingtoripthemoff.保利也只不過保護他們不被別人欺侮詐騙That'swhatit'sallabout.That'swhattheFBIcouldneverunderstand.就這樣子FBI始終搞不懂這一點Peoplelookedatmedifferently,andtheyknewIwaswithsomebody.別人看我的眼光都不一樣因為我和大人物在一起Ididn'thavetowaitinlineatthebakeryonSundaymorningforfreshbread.TheownerknewwhoIwaswith,andnomatterhowmanypeoplewerewaiting..Iwastakencareoffirst..我連禮拜天買新鮮面包都用不著排隊了老板知道我跟誰在一起…他會從柜臺后面走出來不管有多少人在等他都會先招呼我Ourneighborsstoppedparkinginourdriveway,eventhoughwehadnocar...鄰居再也不把車停在我們車道上了…雖然我們沒有車At13.Iwasmakingmoremoneythanmostofthegrown-upsintheneighborhood.我十三歲的時候，我賺的錢已經(jīng)比附近的大人還多Youknowwhy?知道為什么嗎？Itwasoutofrespect.因為他們尊敬我Aren'tmyshoesgreat?-你看我的鞋，棒吧？Youlooklikeagangster.你像個流氓Irememberfeelingbadabouttheguy,butalso......feelingmaybeTuddywasright.我記得我為那個人感到難過…我也記得也許杜迪是對的You'rearealjerk.Youwastedeightfuckingaprons你真是個大白癡你糟蹋了八條圍裙Itwasaglorioustime.那真是一段光彩的日子Andwiseguyswereallovertheplace.到處都是兄弟們ItwaswhenImettheworld.我就是那時候認清世界AnditwaswhenIfirstmetJimmyConway.并認識吉米康威Hecouldn'thavebeenmorethan28or29atthetime,buthewasalreadyalegend.他頂多不過28、9歲…但已經(jīng)是個傳奇人物了He'dwalkinthedoorandeverybodywhoworkedtheroomjustwentwild.他只要一走進來廳里所有的人就像發(fā)瘋一樣He'dgiveadoorman$100justforopeningthedoor.幫他開門，就給一百塊小費He'dgivehundredstothedealersandtheguyswhoranthegames.他常塞百元大鈔給那些發(fā)牌跟主持賭局的人Thebartendergot$100justforkeepingtheicecubescold.連酒保也有百元小費只要冰塊夠冰的話-Wantadrink?-GivemeaSevenandSeven.-你要不要喝一杯？-好，給我一杯七喜加海馬七威士忌l'dlikeyoutomeetthekidHenry.-吉米，來見見這個小子亨利-你好，很高興認識你Jimmywasoneofthemostfearedguysinthecity.吉米是全城當時最令人敬畏的人之一ButwhatJimmyreallylovedtodo...whathereallylovedtodowassteal.但是吉米真正的愛好…是偷東西Heactuallyenjoyedit.那對他來說是一種享受Youmightknowwhoweare,butweknowwhoyouare.你也許知道我們是誰我們可清楚的知道你的底細，懂嗎？TheycalledhimJimmytheGent.他們甚至稱他為“紳士吉米”Driverslovedhim.Theyusedtotiphimoff.aboutthereallygoodloads.Ofcourse,everybodygotapiece.開貨車的都喜歡他有好貨的時候他們都會把消息告訴他當然，每個人都得到好處Thanks,l'llbebackfortherestlater.謝了，我等下再來拿剩下的東西好吧，一會兒見Henry,comehere.亨利，到這里來SayhellotoTommy.-跟湯米打個招呼You'regonnabeworkingtogether,okay?Helphim.Goahead.你們好好的一起工作好嗎？盡管幫他Jimmy,yougotanythinggood?吉米，偷到什么好東西了嗎？Hemadethempartners.他把他們變成了同伙l'dcomplain,butwho'dlisten?想抱怨也沒人會聽Whatdoyouneed-你要什么Hereyougo,Henry.-Thanksalot.-來，亨利-多謝Where'dyougetthecigarettes?-Gethimoutofhere.-你在哪里弄來的香煙？-把他弄走Youdon'tunderstand.-Youdon'tunderstand.Store'sclosed.-你不明白-是你不明白，店關(guān)了Henrygotpinched.-Where?-亨利被捕了-在哪被捕？Yes,sir.That'sme.是的，法官，我就是Counselor,proceed.律師，繼續(xù)吧Juststandthere.Nowstaythere.走過來，站在那別動Here'syourgraduationpresent.這是你的畢業(yè)禮物butyoudiditright但你表現(xiàn)得很好-lthoughtyou'dbemad.l'mnotmad,l'mproudofyou.-我以為你會生氣-我沒生你的氣，我為你驕傲Neverratonyourfriends...絕不背叛你的朋友Hereheis!嗨，他來了bythetimeIgrewup,therewas30billionayearincargo......movingthroughIdlewildAirport,到我長大，每年從艾得偉機場wegrewupneartheairport.我們是在機場旁邊混大的ItbelongedtoPaulie.Wehadfriendsandrelativeswhoworkedalloverit.機場是屬于保利的我們有親威朋友在各部門工作Theywouldtipusoffaboutwhatwascominginandmovingout.他們會告訴我們貨物進出的消息Ifanytruckersorairlinesgaveustrouble...假如有航空公司或是卡車司機找我們麻煩…Paulie'sunionpeoplescaredthemwithastrike.Itwasbeautiful.保利和他的工會人員就以罷工嚇他們，棒極了Yougotaphone?Comeon!你有電話嗎？快呀！Twoniggersjuststolemytruck.Canyoufuckingbelievethatshit?兩個黑鬼偷了我的卡車你相信這種事嗎？l'llgetthepapers,getthepapers.我要去拿報紙，拿報紙Butit'sthemiddleofsummer.What'llldowithfurcoats?我知道，可是現(xiàn)在是夏天你叫我怎么處理毛皮？l'lltakethemaway.那我把毛皮拿走 Forus,toliveanyotherwaywasnuts.要我們改變生活方式是不可能的Theyweresuckers.Theyhadnoballs.那些都是沒勇氣的弱者Ifwewantedsomething,wejusttookit.假如我們想要什么，我們就拿Itwasalljustroutine.Youdidn'teventhinkaboutit.一切都好像順理成章根本不用多傷腦筋Noproblems?-l'lltakecareofit.-不會有問題吧？-不會，我會把事弄妥的Toogoodtobetrue.-好得難以置信BigscorecomingfromAirFrance.Bagsofmoneycomingin.法國航空公司有大生意了有一袋袋的錢要托運theychangetheirmoneyoverintoFrenchmoneyandsenditbackhere.他們把美金換成法郎…美金又被運回來-Calmdown.-lt'sbeautiful.-冷靜一點-行吧，太美了Ouronlyproblemisgettingakey,butlgotaplan.唯一的問題就是怎么拿到鑰匙但我已經(jīng)想到辦法了lt'sbeautiful.-ltwon'tbeaproblematall.-太美了-不會出任何問題的Good.-We'reon.-好-就這么辦"Thisain'tnobeachorpark.""l'mresting!"lsaid.“這不是公園或海灘”我說我在休息Funny.You'rereallyfunny.真好玩，真滑稽Whatdoyoumean,l'mfunny?你是什么意思？You'reafunnyguy.你很幽默Youmeanthewayltalk?What?你說我講話的樣子嗎？Youknow,thewayyoutellthestory.你講事情經(jīng)過的樣子，很有趣Funnyhow?What'sfunnyaboutit?滑稽？好玩？有什么好玩？Tommy,yougotitallwrong.湯米，你誤會了He'sabigboy.他又不是小孩子Letmeunderstandthis.讓我把事情弄清楚Maybel'malittlefuckedup.也許我有點醉了But,l'mfunny,how?Funnylikeaclown?lamuseyou?但我是怎么個有趣法像小丑一樣嗎？lmakeyoulaugh?l'mheretofuckingamuseyou?我是來逗你開心的嗎？Youknow,howyoutellastory.你也知道嘛就是你講故事的方式No,ldon'tknow.Yousaidit.Yousaidl'mfunny.不，我不懂，是你說的Whatthefuckissofunnyaboutme?我到底是哪里滑稽？Motherfucker!lalmosthadhim!他媽的！他差點被我唬了Youstutteringprick,you!你這個講話結(jié)巴的死家伙，你！Couldyoutakecareofthis?你能不能結(jié)一下帳？Noproblem.Tellhimtoputitonmytab.沒問題，叫他記在我?guī)ど蟃hat'swhatlwanttotalktoyouabout.我就是想跟你商量一下ltain'tjustthisone.lt'ssevenbigonesyouoweme.你的帳不只這些你還欠我七千$7,000,thatain'tpeanuts.ldon'tmeantobeoutoforder--已經(jīng)到七千塊了，不是小數(shù)目我也不想失禮…lt'sgoodyoudon'tliketobeoutoforder,Sonny.好在你不想失禮Embarrassingmeinfrontofmyfriends,likel'madeadbeat.在我朋友面前說我賴帳-Don'tbelikethat.-Likewhat?-別這樣嘛-什么別這樣？Whatthefuckareyoulookingat?Youfuckingmoron!你他媽的看什么？你這個白癡！Thisain'tright.lcan'tgohereorthere.他這樣是不對的我沒地方好去Theydon'tlisten他們不聽You'veknownthisTommyallyourlife.沒人比你更清楚湯米Tellmewhattodo,l'lldoit.-Whatcouldldo?-我必須怎么做，就怎么做-我能做什么呢？lftherewassomethinglcoulddo,lwould..如果我能幫上忙我一定會做的lt'saclassyplace.是的，那是個高級地方Y(jié)ou'vebeeninhereamilliontimes.你去過很多次了Tommytakingoverthisjointislikeputtingasilkhatonapig.如果湯米接去做簡直像給豬戴絲帽一樣ldon'tmeananydisrespect,butthat'sthewayitis.我不是看不起他，事實是如此l'mbeggingyou.Whatcanlsay?我還能說什么我是在求你ldon'tknowanythingabouttherestaurantbusiness.我對餐廳一竅不通Alllknowishowtositdownandorderameal.我只會點菜而已Notforyou.Justaplacetohang.不是要你去管理你只是多一個地方走動而已Knowanythingabouttherestaurantbusiness?餐廳生意你懂嗎？ Heknowseverything.He'stheredayandnight.他什么都懂他從早到晚都在那里Youwantmetobeyourpartner?你要我做你的股東是嗎？Whatdoyouthinkl'mtalkingabout?Paulie,please.沒錯呀，你以為我在說什么？好不好，保利？lt'snotevenfair.那太不公平了Anyproblems,hegoestoPaulie.發(fā)生任何問題他都找保利Troublewithabill,hegoestoPaulie.有人不付錢他就找保利ButnowhehastopayPaulie.everyweeknomatterwhat他都能去找保利可是現(xiàn)在他每星期得付保利保護費…無論狀況如何Takedeliveriesatthefrontdoorandsellitoutthebackatadiscount.貨一旦從前門進…就送出后門廉價拍賣Takea$200caseofboozeandsellitfor$100二百塊的一箱酒一百塊賣出去Itdoesn'tmatter.It'sallprofit.也不要緊，反正都是凈賺Doyouneedhelpreachinganything?有什么夠不到的需要我?guī)湍銌?？No.-No,what?-不-什么不？Waittohearwhatl'mgoingtosay.至少聽我說完好不好？lnthisdayandage?Whatisthisworldcomingto?什么時候了，還有這種事這是什么世界啊？lcan'tbelievethis.AJewbroad,prejudicedagainstltalians.相不相信一個猶太馬子對意大利人有偏見Soyoucomealongforherfriend.所以你可以當她女朋友的伴See?lknewit.lknewit.看吧，我就知道Whenisit?-Tomorrownight.-什么時候？-明天晚上l'mmeetingTuddy.明晚不行，我要見杜迪YoucouldmeetTuddy.Comeearlyandthengo.你可以早點出來事后再去見杜迪Whydoyoualwaysdothis?-Don'tgivemethatshit.-你怎么老是這樣？-別找理由了Whatdidlaskyoufor?Afavor.ldoalotoffuckingfavorsforyou.我是找你幫忙我?guī)瓦^你不少忙的IhadameetingwithTuddyat11:00andhereIamabackupguyforTommy.我約了杜迪十一點見現(xiàn)在我正在給湯米做搭檔Didyouhaveenoughtoeat?你吃飽了嗎，甜心？ltwasdelicious.l'mjustwatchingmydiet.是呀，很好吃我正在節(jié)食Icouldn'twaittogo我等不及離開Havesomecoffee.lt'llwakeyouup.喝點咖啡吧，會清醒一點lgottogo.-Wejustgothere.-我得走了-我們才剛到lgotthatthing.我還有事，我要走了We'llleavetogether.我們一起離開好嗎？Thiswaywedon'tgooutlikeabunchofhobos,oneatatime.這樣才不會像一群流浪漢一個一個走Icouldn'tstandhim.我受不了他That'sveryannoying.很煩Weagreed.我們答應(yīng)了ButwhenFridaycamearound,Henrystoodmeup.星期五晚上亨利沒來lfeelterrible真抱歉Hereallylikedyou可是他真的很喜歡你Yougotsomenervestandingmeup.你真有種呀，跟我爽約Nobodydoesthattome.從來沒有人敢這樣對我Whodoyouthinkyouare,FrankieValliorsomebigshot?你以為你是誰呀大明星是不是？lforgot.lthoughtitwasnextweek.？我忘了我以為是下星期Wecantalkaboutthis.別這樣，別這樣我們好好談一下Talktoyouafterwhatyoujustdidtome?有什么好談的？Forgetit.去你的吧！我們沒什么好談的Letmemakeituptoyou.再給我一次補償?shù)臋C會吧l'llthinkaboutit.讓我考慮一下l'llthinkaboutit.Butit'llcostyouAlot.我會考慮考慮不過有代價的，Ready?-Yeah.-你準備好了嗎？-好了 Waitaminute.-What?-不，等一下-什么？Hewatchesthecarforme.他會替我看著lt'seasierthanleavingitatagarage.比停在停車場快多了llikegoinginthisway.lt'sbetterthanwaitinginline.我喜歡從這里走，比排隊好Everytimelcomehere,lseeyoutwo.Don'tyouwork?我每次來，你們兩個都在這里不工作嗎？Anthony,rightinthefront.安東尼，擺在最前面Anythingyouneed,letmeknow.如果需要什么告訴我就好了Tony,thanksalot.lappreciateit.東尼，真是謝了，我很感激Henry,thisiswithMr.Tony.亨利，這是東尼先生送的Where?-Overthere.-在哪里？-就在這邊Whatdoyoudo?你靠什么生活？-l'minconstruction.-你靠什么生活？-我在建筑界Theydon'tfeellikeyou'reinconstruction.這雙手不像做建筑的l'mauniondelegate.我是工會代表Ladiesandgentlemen...i‘mproudtopresentthekingofone-liners...各位女士、先生…很榮幸為各位介紹單句笑話之王…Isaid,"Wheredoyouwannagoforouranniversary?"我問她要去哪里慶祝結(jié)婚紀念Shesaid,"SomewhereI'veneverbeenbefore."她說要到一個她從來沒去過的地方Ilovethiscrowd.我真喜歡你們AirFrancemademe.是法國航空讓我成功的lt'sgoingtobeagoodsummer.我們會過一個好夏天l'mproudofyou.Thatisalotofmoneyforakidlikeyou.太棒了，我為你驕傲對你這個年紀，那是筆大數(shù)目Check,sir.先生，帳單l'llseeyouaroundlater.有機會再聚Helivesacrossthestreet.他住我家對面Morrie,Jimmy'swaiting.You'repastdue.摩里，吉米在等著你欠的錢已過期了Ididn'tthinktherewasanythingstrangeinanyofthis.A21-year-oldkidwithsuchconnections一個21歲的年輕人有這樣的關(guān)系我沒有感到奇怪Everybodywantedtobenicetohim.每個人都對他很好Butthere'ssomethingunreasonablegoingonhere.但有些事不會理Whataml,aschmuck?你以為我是什么，白癡呀？Youborrowedhismoney.Payhim.你向吉米借了錢，你該還他ldidn'tagreetothreepointsabovethevig.我沒同意高利之外又加三分Whatareyougoingtodo?GoingtofightwithJimmyConway?你要怎么樣嘛？你要對付吉米嗎？Whatdoyouwant,fucko?敗類你想要什么？He'sagrown-up他是成人Whatkindofpeoplearethese?他們到底是什么樣的人？Whatdoyouwantmetodo?你要我怎么樣？Youdon'tknowhowlfeel!你不知道我的感覺！Howdoyoufeelnow?你有什么感覺？He'swithhisfriends!他和朋友在一起Thered-hairedguy?那個紅發(fā)男人？Soltoldhim,"Keepyourfuckinghandsoffme,orl'llcutthemoff."我說：“不要對我動手，婊子養(yǎng)的否則我把它切下來”ljustmentionthis…..如果我告訴…….Givemeabreak.She'sdrunk.饒了我吧，她根本是酗酒 Afterawhile,itgottobeallnormal.漸漸地，一切都好像很正常了Comeon,don'tworrysomuch,sweetie.Comehere.凱倫，不要瞎擔心了甜心，過來吧theydon'thavethingsorganized.他們沒把事情安排好WhenHenrypickedmeup,Iwasdizzy.當亨利來接我的時候我整個頭都暈了Wehavetogothrougheverything.不要耽誤一點時間我們每樣都要仔細查Youwantsomecoffee?-你們要咖啡嗎？Becareful.-We'lljustgoaboutourbusiness.-請當心點-我們就照常執(zhí)行任務(wù)Thewomenplayedcards.女士們一起玩牌Whenkidswereborn,MickeyandJimmywerethefirstatthehospital.凡有嬰兒誕生美琪和吉米總是最先到醫(yī)院的Wealwaysdideverythingtogetherandwerealwaysinthesamecrowd.我們總是在一起總是同樣一群人ljustcan't.lgotsomethinglinedup.就是不行嘛我已安排好別的事了-lgottogo.-Waitaminute.-我得走了-等一下lneedmoneytogoshopping.我要去逛街，給我點錢好嗎？Howmuch?你需要多少？Thatmuch.-多少？-這么多Seeyoulater.待會見"IalwaysdreamedtheboyIlovewouldcomealong我一直盼著我愛的男孩會來"Andhe'dbetallandhandsome,richandstrong"他將高、帥、富裕又Tommy.Alldressedup.湯米，這么盛裝呀l'llsayhello.Howareyou,Billy?我過去打個招呼比利，你好嗎？lhaven'tseenyouinsixyears.我已經(jīng)六年沒見你了JesusChristAlmighty.Youlookterrific.上帝，你看起來真神氣Watchthesuit.當心我的西裝Justdon'tbustmyballs.--你不要找我麻煩就好了Youbeenawayalongtime.Theydidn'ttellyou.你離開了很長一段時間他們沒告訴你ldon'tshineshoesanymore.我不擦鞋了Nomoreshines.不要再提擦鞋了Relax.What'sgotintoyou?l'mbreakingyourballsalittle,that'sall.不要這么認真好不好？只是好玩的給你找點麻煩l'monlykiddingwithyou.我只是逗著你玩的Sometimesyoudon'tsoundlikeit.There'salotofpeoplearound.有時你的語氣不像在玩這里有很多人你知道嗎？lhaven'tseenyouinalongtimeandyougetfuckingfresh.我好久沒見你，只想逗逗你嘛l'msorry,ldidn'tmeantooffendyou.對不起我不是故意想惹你生氣Comeon,youfuckingfeelstrong?來呀，你以為你很強嗎？Lookatthis.看看這個Onedoggoesonewayandtheothergoestheother.一只狗臉朝這邊另一只臉朝那邊Whatdoyouwantfromme?"你想從我這得到什么？Lookslikesomeoneweknow.這個人有點像我們認識的一個人lt'shim.就是他Itwasnobigdeal不值得大驚小怪WehadaseriousproblemwithBillyBatts.我們跟比利貝茲的事可不是件小事情Youhadtogetanokay...你得有上面正式的許可Yougottoseethisshow.Whataperformer!太值得看了，演的很好Hedoesimpersonations.ltwasliketherealpeople!他會模仿別人聽起來就跟真人一樣Unbelievable.Youcouldseehowawhitegirlcouldfallforhim.真令人難以相信難怪白人女孩為他傾心Takeiteasy.別那么認真ldon'tmeanme.我又不是在說我自己he'sgotpersonality.他很有個性He'stalented.lunderstandwhatyou'resaying.他非常有才氣我完全明白Butwatchwhatyousay.Peoplegetthewrongimpression.不過你要注意你所說的話別人很容易誤會Justleaveitalonenow.你說夠了吧Whatdidyouhearaboutthatthing?你有沒有聽到什么消息TheBrooklynthing?-布魯克林的事嗎？Knowtheguylmean?-你認得那個人嗎？Okay,everybody,let'seat.好吧，大家來用餐吧lwantmymoney.我要我的錢Heowesit.他欠我Thisiswherewespendmostofourtime.我們多數(shù)時間都是在這里消磨的Janicecandowhatshewantstodo!珍麗絲喜歡怎么做她就可以怎么做Hanguponcemoreandyou'lldealwithme!如果你再掛我的電話，你試試看You'reananimal.你真是個野獸Spider,onyourwayhere,bringmeaCuttyandwater.小蜘蛛，過來帶杯酒給我-Didyouguyseat?-l'mstarving.-你們吃飯了沒有？-我餓死了Where'smyfuckingdrink?媽的，我的酒呢？lthoughtyousaid…"我以為你是說…Youain'tallright.你麻煩大了lamallright!Youain't,youprick.我是沒事，你就有事了l'llbringit.我去給你拿-Whereheplayedacowboy.-TheOklahomaKid.-就是他扮牛仔那部-是奧克拉荷馬小子Getatowel.-維多，拿條毛巾來Takehimtothedoctordownthestreet.帶他去看街口那個醫(yī)生ltwasanaccident.那只是件意外而已Littlefuckingactor.-別演戲了Youin?-l'min.–你跟不跟？-跟了（賭牌的時候）Willyougrowup!l'mstillgoingtogoout!，別孩子氣好不好！我還是要出去的！Areyounuts?你瘋啦？Stopwiththat.Enough!別說了，夠了，不要說了llookinyourfaceandlknowyou'relying!我告訴你我看你的臉，就知道你在說謊You'refuckedinthehead.lt'sinyourmind.你昏頭了一切都是你想像出來的You'realousybastard!-Yougotaproblem.-你是個低級的混蛋-你腦子有問題lcan'tstandyou!我不能忍受你了Tellthetruth.Youwantsympathy.說實話吧，你是希望大家同情你？Gofuckyourself,Tommy.你去操你自己吧，湯米lgotrespectforthiskid.He'sgotalotofballs.我看得起這小子，有勇氣Good.Don'ttakeshitfromnobody.不吃任何人這一套Areyoustupidorwhat?你是笨蛋還是什么？lwaskiddingwithyou.湯米，我是在跟你開玩笑Whatareyoufuckingcrazy?你是瘋了是不是？lcan'thaveit.我受不了了Nobodysaysyoucan'tdowhatyouwant.沒人說你不能做你喜歡的Weallknowthat.Thisiswhatitis.我們知道是怎么回事Haveagoodtime.好好玩玩，讓自己輕松一下Whenyoucomeback,you'llgobacktoKaren.但當你回來時你就要回到凱倫身邊Yougoingtopayus?你到底付不付？Theymeanbusiness.他們不是開玩笑的Whenwegothome,wewerealloverthenewspaper.當我們回到家的時候我們已經(jīng)是新聞人物了Inprison,dinnerwasalwaysabigthing.在監(jiān)獄里，晚餐很重要andhadawonderfulsystemforgarlic.他有一套切大蒜的訣竅itwouldliquefyinthepanwithalittleoil.放在鍋里，加上一點油就化了Getthatsmell?聞到了沒有？That'stheflavor.那是主要的味道來源Ifeltheusedtoomanyonions,butitwasstillaverygoodsauce.我覺得他洋蔥放多了但味道還是很好Don'tputtoomanyonionsinthesauce.韋力，不要放太多洋蔥Wehadnobroiler,sohedideverythinginpans.因為沒有烤箱強尼用平底鍋做菜buthecookedagreatsteak但他的牛排還真是不錯Doyouloveher?--你愛不愛她？ButstillIcouldn'thurthim.HowcouldIhurthim?我還是沒辦法傷害他nomatterhowbadIfelt...不管我再生氣…You'realllwant,Karen.我全心全意只要你Howdoesitfeel?-l'msorry.這是什么滋味？Lookinggood.-Thankyou.Goodtoseeyou.-看來挺好嘛-謝謝，很高興見到你Yougottostraightenthisout.你要這個問題解決一下Wegottohavecalmnow我們一定要冷靜Gogetsomecigarettes,okay?-Sure.-你去幫我買包香煙好嗎？-好Anyofyouneedanything?-l'mallright.-你們需要什么嗎？-不用Yougottokeepupappearances.你得注意自己的形象Itwasn'tlikethatforwiseguys.對兄弟來說不是那樣的Theydeservedit.活該Sorryittooksolong.Thatskinnyguard'sapainintheass.抱歉，久等了那個瘦子警衛(wèi)越來越令人討厭了Wehavetotakecareofthatbastard.-ltookcareofhim.-是該給那個雜種一點教訓(xùn)了-我已經(jīng)擺平了What'dyoubring?你帶了些什么來？Somebread.-面包Whatelse?還有呢，還有什么別的？Yougottogoonadiet,Vinnie你該節(jié)食了，韋力l'llcatchyouguyslater.-好，晚一點見–Goingforawalkinthepark?去公園散散步？-lsthereanymore?-No,that'sit.Haveagoodweekend.-還有沒有？-沒了，全光了，周末愉快Holdhands.-Gorightupfront.-你們兩個牽著手-一直走到前面去Whatamldoinghere?l'minjail.你以為我在這兒做什么？我在坐牢呀lcan'tstoppeoplefromvisitingme.我不能阻止別人來看我呀Lethersneakthisshitinforyou.讓她來替你把這些狗屎運進來Willyoustopit?你夠了沒有Nobody'shelpingme.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