小鬼當(dāng)家1字幕中英雙語

小鬼當(dāng)家1我的行李呢？Where'smysuitcase?誰偷了吹風(fēng)機？Whostolethehairdryer?哎，小姐Miss.Younglady!對不起，小姐們Excuseme.Girls!小家伙，嗨Hey,littlefella.Hey!對不起，小姐們Excuseme,girls.Girls!哎，胖子！Hey,bigfella!幫我整理客廳的床Helpmemakethebedsinthelivingroom.下來這里！Comeondownhere!小家伙！Hey,son!胖子！小家伙！Bigfella.Hey,littleguy!Littleguy!彼得的哥哥和他的全家現(xiàn)在都在這兒Pete'sbrotherandhisfamilyarehere.翠絲要去蒙特婁度假TnshisgoingtoMontreal.蒙特婁？噢，她家人在那里Montreal?Oh,herfamily'sthere.-我們也放假了-你們什么時候走？-Thenwe'reoff.-When?-明天就走-你是不是還沒有準(zhǔn)備好？-Tomorrow.-You'renotready,areyou?1/63法蘭克叔叔不讓我看電影…UncleFrankwon'tletmewatchthemovie...可是他讓大孩子看...butthebigkidscan.為什么我就不能看呢？Whycan'tI?我正在講電話I'monthephone.你們什么時候回來？Whendoyoucomeback?Nottillthen?這部電影又不是限制級，他真討厭It'snotevenratedR.He'sjustbeingajerk.凱文，要是法蘭克叔叔說不能看…Kevin,ifUncleFranksaysno...那一定是爛片...thenitmustbereallybad.不，我們要把狗送去狗舍里…嘿，下去！No,weputthedoginthekennel...Hey,getoff!凱文，出去！Kevin,outoftheroom.掛了電話再來趕我出去啊，干嘛不這樣？Hangupthephoneandmakeme,whydon'tyou?死孩子Thiskid.你有沒有買電流轉(zhuǎn)換器之類的東西？Didyoupickupavoltageadaptorthing?沒有，我沒閑時間買那個No,Ididn'thavetime.-那我到法國用什么刮胡子？-那就留山羊胡啊-ThenhowdoIshaveinFrance?-Growagoatee.爸，他們什么事都不讓我做Dad,nobody'llletmedoanything.我找點事給你做，把這里的小東西都收好2/63I'vegotsomething,pickupthoseMicroMachinesthatareallover.你萊絲莉嬸嬸上次就踩到了摔了一跤，脖子差點斷掉AuntLesliealmostbrokeherneck他又玩熱熔膠槍了Hewasplayingwiththegluegunagain.我們談過這個了吧Wetalkedaboutthat.我有把房子燒掉過嗎？沒有DidIburndownthejoint?Idon'tthinkso.我只是用魚鉤做了一個裝飾品Imadeornamentsoutoffishhooks.-是用我的新魚鉤做的吧？-我又不能用舊魚鉤做-Mynewfishhooks?-Ican'tmakethemoutofoldones...有干的蚯蚓腸子粘在上面...withdrywormgutsstuckonthem.-彼得-走吧，凱文，出去吧-Peter-ComeonKevinOut彼得，你有電流轉(zhuǎn)換器嗎？Doyouguyshaveavoltageadaptor?這里有一個Here'savoltageadapter!你越來越重了，快去收拾你的行李吧God,you'regettingheavy!Gopackyoursuitcase.收拾我的行李？Packmysuitcase?-洗發(fā)精在哪里？-我又不住這里-Where'stheshampoo?-Idon'tlivehere.這房子里有這么多人住，居然連瓶洗發(fā)精都沒有Thismanypeoplehereandnoshampoo.-你父母在家嗎？-他們不住在這里-Areyourfolkshome?-Theydon'tlivehere.-崔西，是你叫的披薩嗎？-是巴茲叫的-Tracy,didyouorderthepizza?-Buzzdid.3/63對不起，小姐，你的父母在這里嗎？ExcusemeAreyourparentshere?我父母住在巴黎，對不起MyparentsliveinParis.-你好！-你好！-Hi!-Hi!-你父母在家嗎？-在啊-Areyourparentshome?-Yeah.-他們住在這嗎？-不-Dotheylivehere?-No.全是孩子，沒有父母Whyshouldthey?Allkids,noparents.這是孤兒院還是什么地方Probablyafancyorphanage.我不知道怎么收拾行李，我這一輩子還從來沒有收拾過行李呢Idon'tknowhowtopackasuitcase.I'veneverdoneitonce.-厲害啊-梅根也是這么說的-Tough.-That'swhatMegansaid.我說什么？WhatdidIsay?你說他厲害Youtoldhim"Tough."這家伙嘀咕了行李嘀咕了半天，我能說什么？Thedopewaswhiningaboutasuitcase.WhatwasIsupposedtosay?握著他的手說恭喜他嗎？恭喜他是白癡嗎？"Congratulations,you'reanidiot"?-我才不是白癡！-噢，是嗎？-I'mnotanidiot!-Really?你根本不會照顧自己！什么事都要別人幫你做You'rehelpless!Wehavetodoeverythingforyou.-她說得沒錯，凱文-得了吧，討厭，人家比你小那么多-She'sright,Kev.-Excuseme,puke-breath.I'msmall.還不會收拾行李呢Idon'tknowhowtopack.4/63-希望你別放亂七八糟的東西在行李里-閉嘴，琳妮-Ihopeyoudidn'tjustpackcrap.-Shutup,Linnie.那我應(yīng)該帶什么東西YouknowwhatIshouldpack?巴茲叫你多帶些衛(wèi)生紙和水Buzztoldyou,cheek-face.Toiletpaperandwater.你干嘛這么擔(dān)心？Whatareyousoworriedabout?你知道，不管怎么樣，媽會幫你收拾東西的YouknowMom'sgonnapackyourstuff,anyway.你就是法語中說的那種“無能之輩”You'rewhattheFrenchcalllesincompetents.什么？What?投彈啦！躲開！Bombsaway!看來你得和富勒睡一張沙發(fā)床了P.S.Youhavetosleeponthehide-a-bedwithFuller.他睡前只要喝點東西就會尿床Ifhehassomethingtodrink,he'llwetthebed.這房子里這么多人，真煩死人了！Thishouseissofullofpeopleitmakesmesick!等我長大了就結(jié)婚，我要自己一個人??！WhenIgrowupandgetmarried,I'mlivingalone!聽見沒有？Didyouhearme?我要自己??！I'mlivingalone!我要自己??！I'mlivingalone!誰來喂你的蜘蛛??？Who'sgonnafeedyourspider?他剛剛吃了很多老鼠內(nèi)臟，應(yīng)該能頂幾個星期5/63Hejustatealoadofmiceguts.He'llbegoodforacoupleweeks.法國妞是不是真的不刮腋毛？IsittrueFrenchbabesdon'tshavetheirpits?有些妞是不刮Somedon't.法國有裸體海灘Buttheygotnudebeaches.冬季沒有Notinthewinter.你不會敲門??？渾蛋Don'tyouknowhowtoknock,phlegm-wad?我在你的房里睡覺好嗎？我不要和富勒一起睡CanIsleephere?Idon'twanttosleepwithFuller.他喝點水就尿床Ifhedrinks,he'llwetthebed.就算你長在我的屁股上，我也不會讓你睡在我的房間里Iwouldn'tletyousleepinmyroomifyouweregrowingonmyass.看外面，是老家伙馬利Checkitout.OldmanMarley.他是誰？Who'she?聽說過南彎雪鍬殺手嗎？YoueverheardoftheSouthBendShovelSlayer?就是他That'shim.在一九五八年，他用鏟雪鍬把他家人和半數(shù)以上的鄰居…In'hemurderedhiswholefamilyandhalfthepeopleonhisblock...打死了Withasnowshovel自從那次事件以后，他就一直隱居在這里Beenhidingoutinthisneighborhoodeversince.他是殺人犯，警察干嘛不抓他？Ifhe'stheshovelslayer,howcomethecopsdon'tarresthim?6/63證據(jù)不足，無法定罪Notenoughevidencetoconvict.警察從沒有找到過尸體Theyneverfoundthebodies.可是這里每個人都知道是他干的Everyonearoundhereknowshedidit.我看他還會殺人It'lljustbeamatteroftime...只不過是遲早的問題beforehedoesitagain那他現(xiàn)在干嘛？What'shedoing?他每天夜里都在街上…h(huán)ewalksupanddownthestreetseverynight...走來走去...saltingthesidewalks.他也許是在做好事吧Maybehe'sjusttryingtobenice.不可能Noway.看那垃圾桶是不是裝滿了鹽？Seethatgarbagecanfullofsalt?被殺了的人就放在那里面That'swherehekeepshisvictims.然后鹽就把尸體變成了木乃伊Thesaltturnsthebodiesintomummies.木乃伊Mummies!別讓他看見！Lookout!小尼羅披薩二十分鐘內(nèi)送達，不然免費！小朋友你們好嗎？Howyoukidsdoing?7/63很好吧？Good?今天這兒有好多玩的，對不對？Lotofactionaroundheretoday,huh?去度假嗎？Goingonvacation?你們?nèi)ツ膬?？Whereyougoing?聽到我說的嗎？Youhearme,orwhat?要去旅行嗎？Goingonatrip?你們?nèi)ツ陌?，孩子？Whereyougoing,kid?一共是一百二十二塊五Okay,that's$..這不是我叫的，小子，我不住這Notfromme,kid.Idon'tlivehere.噢，你是來過節(jié)的吧？Youjustaroundfortheholidays?算是吧Youcouldsaythat.-披薩送來了！-是的-Pizza'shere!-Thereyougo.一共一百二十二塊五That's$..這是我弟弟的家，他會給你錢的It'smybrother'shouse.He'llgetit.哎，聽我說…Hey,listen...-你是麥卡利斯特先生嗎？-我是-AreyouMr.McCallister?-Yeah.是住這的麥卡利斯特先生嗎？TheMr.McCallisterwholiveshere?8/63好，披薩一共一百二十二塊五Good,becausesomebodyowesme$..我想跟你談?wù)処'dlikeawordwithyousir要抓我還是怎樣？AmIunderarrestorsomething?現(xiàn)在是圣誕節(jié)期間，一般入室搶劫多在節(jié)日期間發(fā)生There'salwaysalotofburglariesaroundtheholidays.所以我們要對周圍進行檢查，看看大家是不是采取了適當(dāng)?shù)姆婪洞胧￤e'recheckingtheneighborhoodtoseeiftheproperprecautionsaretaken.我們有裝自動照明計時器，每個門也都裝有門鎖Wehaveautomatictimersforourlights,locksforourdoors.這些都是每戶人家可以做得到的，對吧？That'saboutaswellasanybodycando.-你喝了蛋酒之類的東西嗎？-走吧-Didyougetsomeeggnog?-Comeon.-吃東西去-快點-Let'seat.-Comeon.-蛋酒？-吃披薩啦-Eggnog?-Pizza!-你是要走了嗎？-吃披薩啦！-Areyougonnabeleaving...?-Pizza!自己拿餐巾紙，自己倒飲料啊Grabanapkinandpouryourowndrinks.-圣誕老人也要過海關(guān)檢查嗎？-我們幾點要上床睡覺？-DoesSantagothroughcustoms?-Whattimedowehavetogotobed?要早點睡，明早八點出發(fā)Early.We'releavingata.m.Onthebutton.喝牛奶啊，走之前，我們要喝完所有的牛奶Ihopeyou'realldrinkingmilk.Iwanttogetridofit.-賣披薩的要一百二十二塊五加小費-光是披薩？-Pizzaboyneeds$.,plustip.-Forpizza?十個乘十二塊9/63Tenpizzastimesbucks.-好了，你身上有帶錢-我?guī)У氖锹眯兄?You'vegotmoney.-Traveler'schecks.算了，法蘭克，我們有現(xiàn)金Forgetit,Frank.Wehavecash.你的那種旅行支票在法國可能不能用Youprobablygotthechecksthatdon'tworkinFrance.有起司披薩嗎？Didanyoneordermeaplaincheese?有，不過你要是要的話…Yeah.Butifyouwantany...等人家吐出來吧，因為已經(jīng)沒有了...somebody'sgonnahavetobarfitupbecauseit'sgone.富勒，慢慢來，別猛灌Fuller!GoeasyonthePepsi.凱文，快拿個盤子來接著！Kev!Kev,getaplate.-護照！-小心點！-Passports!-Watchit!快把護照拿走No,no.Getthesepassportsoutofhere.你沒事吧？快過來Areyouokay,honey?Comehere.你沒事吧？Areyouallright?你發(fā)什么神經(jīng)啊你？Whatisthematterwithyou?是他先惹我的，他故意吃了我的披薩Hestartedit!Heatemypizzaonpurpose.他知道我討厭香腸和橄欖口味…HeknowsIhatesausageandolives...看你干的好事！你這個小渾蛋！Lookwhatyoudid,youlittlejerk!10/63凱文，給我上樓Getupstairsnow.為什么？Why?凱文，你真是個衰鬼You'resuchadisease.-閉上你的嘴巴-凱文，上樓去！-Shutup!-Kevin,upstairs!-說晚安，凱文-晚安，凱文-Saygoodnight,Kevin.-"Goodnight,Kevin."為什么我待遇這么差WhydoIgettreatedlikescum?噢，對不起，對不起，家里亂糟糟的I'msorry.Thishouseisjustcrazy.家里又多了些孩子We'vegotalltheseextrakidsrunningaround.我哥哥也從俄亥俄州過來了，真是亂上加亂Mybrother'sinfromOhio.It'snuts.怎么不多送些起司披薩來？Howcomeyoudidn'tbringmorecheesepizzas?這么多小費，謝謝Nicetip.Thanks.親朋好友都來過節(jié)啦？Havingareunion?不是的，我先生的哥哥被調(diào)到巴黎工作，孩子們還留在這里上學(xué)Myhusband'sbrothertransferredtoParis.Hiskidsarestillhere.我猜他肯定是想他家人了，所以叫我們?nèi)既グ屠柽^節(jié)Hemissedthefamily,soheinvitedustoParis...我們就可以全在一起了...sowe'llbetogether.你們要去巴黎嗎？You'retakingatriptoParis?是的，明天就動身Yesweleavetomorrowmorning.11/63太好了，真是太好了Excellent.Excellent.真是抱歉，這孩子鬧別扭Ifyou'llexcuseme,thisone'salittleoutofsorts.不用招呼我，我今天已經(jīng)跟你丈夫聊過了Don'tworryaboutme.Ispoketoyourhusband.也不用擔(dān)心你家了，有我們呢Anddon'tworryaboutyourhome.It'singoodhands.這房子里有十五個人，就是你老惹麻煩Fifteenpeopleinthishowse,andonlyyouhavetomaketrouble我是個受氣包I'mgettingdumpedon.你是個淘氣包，好了，上樓去吧You'retheonlyoneactingup.Nowgetupstairs.我不是已經(jīng)在樓上了嗎，白癡Iamupstairs,dummy!還上三樓呀？Thethirdfloor?-上去吧-上面太恐怖了-Go.-It'sscaryupthere.富勒馬上就會上去的Fuller'llbeupinalittlewhile.我不要和他一起睡，你知道的，他尿床Idon'twanttosleepwithFuller.Hewetsthebed.他會把我澆濕，我知道他會He'llpeealloverme.Iknowit.好，我讓他睡別的地方We'llputhimsomewhereelse.對不起I'msorry.時間不早了，快上樓睡吧It'stoolate.Getupstairs.家里的每個人都討厭我！12/63Everyoneinthisfamilyhatesme!那你應(yīng)該叫圣誕老人幫你換個新家ThenaskSantaforanewfamily.我才不要什么新家呢！我什么家都不要！家太讓人討厭了Idon'twantanewfamily.Idon'twantanyfamily.Familiessuck!就待在上面吧！今天晚上我再也不要看見你了Stayupthere.Idon'twanttoseeyouagaintonight.我以后一輩子也不想再看見你了Idon'twanttoseeyoufortherestofmylife.還有其他人我也都不想再看到Idon'twanttoseeanybodyelseeither.你最好不是認真的Ihopeyoudon'tmeanthat.要是明天早上醒來家沒了，你會傷心的You'dfeelprettysadifyouwokeupanddidn'thaveafamily.不，我才不會No,Iwouldn't.那你再講一次啊，說不定真會發(fā)生呢Thensayitagain.Maybeit'llhappen.我想永遠再也不要看見，你們這些討厭鬼！IhopeIneverseeanyofyoujerksagain!我希望他們?nèi)枷wishtheywouldalljustdisappear.-人在哪？-誰知道？她說了八點整的-Wherearethey?-Idon'tknow.Shesaidsharp.彼得！Peter!睡過頭了！Wesleptin!嗨，我是米奇墨菲，住在對面Hi,I'mMitchMurphy.Iliveacrossthestreet.你們要出遠門嗎？Youguysgoingoutoftown?13/63我們要去佛羅里達We'regoingtoFlorida.其實我們得先去密蘇里接我奶奶Well,firstwe'regoingtoMissouritopickupmygrandma.麥卡利斯特先生全家是要去法國YouknowtheMcCallistersaregoingtoFrance?那里冷嗎？Doyouknowifit'scold?-這些車費油嗎？-小子，不知道，閃開！-Dothesevansgetgoodmileage?-Kid,Idon'tknow.Hittheroad!先點一下人頭，然后叫他們?nèi)宪嘍oaheadcount.Geteveryoneinthevans.護照和飛機票在哪里？Wherearethepassports?在微波爐里烘干Iputtheminthemicrowavetodry.這車能跑多快？是自排的嗎？Howfastdoesthisgo?Doesithaveautomatictransmission?有四輪驅(qū)動嗎？Doesithave-wheeldrive?我說過了，小子，別煩我，快閃！Look,Itoldyoubefore,kid.Don'tbotherme.Now,beatit!在車前面排好隊！Lineupinfrontofthevan.-排好了，別說話！-天啊！-Lineupandshutup!-Wow!安靜點！Shutup!我要點人數(shù)了Ineedaheadcount.一、二、三、四…One,two,three...十-一、九二、十二Eleven,,...14/63巴茲，少耍白癡了Buzz,don'tbeamoron.六、七、八…Six,seven,eight...九、十、十一...nine,,.好了，一半人上那輛車，另一半上這輛車Okay,halfinthisvan,halfinthisone.Let'sgo.旅途愉快！從法國帶點東西回來給我Haveagoodtrip.BringmebacksomethingFrench.我們絕對趕不上飛機了，剩下不到四十五分鐘了There'snowaywe'llmakethisplane.Itleavesinminutes.多往好處想，法蘭克Thinkpositive!想有什么用，還是實際點Youbepositive.I'llberealistic.你家的電線修好了Excuseme,yourpowerisfixed...但是你家的電話線繞得亂七八糟的，要好幾天才能整理好...butthephonesareamess.It'lltakeacoupleofdaystofix...-特別是在過節(jié)期間-謝謝...especiallyaroundtheholidays.-Thanks.海瑟，點過人數(shù)沒有？Didyoucountheads?嗯…十一個，包括我Eleven,includingme.五個男孩，六個女孩，家長有四個，二個司機Fiveboys,sixgirls,twodrivers...還有梨樹上的一只鵪鶉...andapartridgeinapeartree.飛機等一下！Holdtheplane!-我們錯過班機了嗎？-沒有，剛好趕上15/63-Didwemissit?-Youjustmadeit.經(jīng)濟艙座位隨便坐Singleseatsonlyincoach.Takewhatever'sfree.我要坐窗邊！Igetawindowseat!-孩子們到經(jīng)濟艙，我們坐這-四號A座，B座-Kidsareincoach,we'refirstclass.-SeatsFourAandB.四號A座，B座，把大衣給我吧FourAandB.I'lltakeyourcoats.-請系好安全帶-給我來杯香檳-Fastenyourseatbelts.-Champagne,please.-是免費的吧？-是的，先生-It'sfree,isn'tit?-Oh,yes.我們還好趕上了Wemadeit.真不敢相信Doyoubelieveit?最好沒有忘了什么東西Hopewedidn'tforgetanything.媽？Mom?-這是真的，真水晶做的-所以呢？-That'sreal.It'srealcrystal.-Yeah,so?-快放進你的皮包里-這樣不行，法蘭克-Puttheminyourpurse.-Frank,Ican'tdothat.快放進你的皮包里Just...Puttheminyourpurse!好的，倒?jié)M，倒?jié)MYeah.Fillitup.Fillitup.請倒?jié)MFillitup,please.謝謝Thankyou.16/63孩子們坐經(jīng)濟艙，我們坐頭等艙，你不會覺得不好意思嗎？Don'tyoufeellikeaheel,flyingfirstclasswiththekidsincoach?孩子們很好啊No.Thekidsarefine.我小的時候唯一一次的旅行，坐的還是家庭旅行車，當(dāng)然不是去法國TheonlytimeIeverflewasakidwasinthestationwagon,nottoFrance.我們那時候常去羅拉嬸嬸和亞瑟叔叔家玩WehadtogotoAuntLauraandUncleArthur's.孩子們都很好，他們在享受生活，都很愉快Kidsareokay.They'rehavingthetimeoftheirlives.有人嗎？Hello?媽Mom?爸？Dad?你們都去哪里了？Whereareyouguys?巴茲？Buzz?梅根？Megan?喂！Hello?羅德？Rod?法蘭克叔叔？UncleFrank?法蘭克叔叔，是開玩笑嗎？UncleFrank,isthisajoke?梅根？琳妮？Megan?Linnie?你們在玩吧？Isthisajoke?17/63是我亂想It'sonlymyimagination.就是我亂想的Onlymyimagination.車子還在這里，他們沒有去機場啊Thecarsarestillhere.Theydidn'tgototheairport!我讓全家人消失了！Imademyfamilydisappear.“你完全無法照顧自己”You'recompletelyhelpless.凱文…Youknow,Kevin...你就是法語中說的那種“無能之輩”...you'rewhattheFrenchcalllesincompetents.“凱文，我要把你喂給我的大蜘蛛”Kevin,I'mgoingtofeedyoutomytarantula.“凱文，你真是個衰鬼”Kevin,youaresuchadisease.“這房子里有十五個人，就是你老惹麻煩”Therearepeople,andyou'retheonlyonewhohastomaketrouble.“瞧你干的好事，你這個小渾蛋！”Lookwhatyoudid,youlittlejerk!我讓全家人消失了！Imademyfamilydisappear.我自由了I'mfree!哇！Wow!都不穿衣服，真惡心！Noclothesonanybody.Sickening!酷！鞭炮！Cool!Firecrackers!留著以后玩18/63I'llsavetheseforlater.巴茲，我在翻你的東西Buzz,I'mgoingthroughallyourprivatestuff.還不快出來收拾我！Youbettercomeoutandpoundme!巴茲的女朋友，好惡Buzz,yourgirlfriend!Woof!《邪惡天使》誰呀？Whoisit?是我，小蛇It'sme.Snakes.東西到手了Igotthestuff.放在臺階上，然后滾蛋Leaveitonthedoorstepandgetthehelloutofhere.可以，強尼，但錢呢？Allright,Johnny,butwhataboutmymoney?要錢嗎？Whatmoney?老大說有我的一份A.C.Saidyouhadsomedoughforme.是嗎？該給多少？Isthatafact?HowmuchdoIoweyou?老大說過，十分之一A.C.Saidtenpercent.可惜老大說的不算了ToobadA.C.Ain'tinchargenomore.我邊吃零食邊看爛電影Guys,I'meatingjunkandwatchingrubbish!還不快出來阻止我！Youbettercomeoutandstopme!他洗完澡后會打電話給你的19/63He'llcallyouwhenhegetsout.嘿，告訴你要給你什么I'lltellyouwhatI'mgonnagiveyou.小蛇，我數(shù)十下…I'mgonnagiveyoutothecountoften...你這個雜種…...togetyourugly,yellow...趕快滾蛋...no-goodkeisteroffmyproperty...不然就請你吃子彈...beforeIpumpyourgutsfulloflead.好好，強尼，對不起Allright,I'msorry.我馬上走I'mgoing.——十I、 、I?One,two…ten.不用找了，畜生！Keepthechange,youfilthyanimal.媽！Mom!怎么了？What'sthematter?親愛的？Honey?我有種怪怪的感覺Ihaveaterriblefeeling.是什么呢？Aboutwhat?好像有什么事我們沒做Thatwedidn'tdosomething.你有這感覺是因為我們走得太急了Youfeelthatwaybecauseweleftinahurry.20/63我們該做的都做了Wetookcareofeverything.我關(guān)咖啡壺了嗎？DidIturnoffthecoffee?沒有No.是我關(guān)的Idid.你有沒有鎖門？Didyoulockup?鎖了Yeah.車庫門關(guān)了嗎？Didyouclosethegarage?這個我沒關(guān)That'sit.我把車庫門忘了，就這一件事Iforgottoclosethegarage.That'sit.不，不是這件事No,that'snotit.我們還會忘記什么事呢？Whatelsecouldwebeforgetting?是凱文！Kevin!機長能做的都做了，你家的電話就是不通Thecaptain'sdoingallhecan.Yourphonesareoutoforder.飛機一落地我們就打電話，我想不會有什么事的We'llcallwhenweland.I'msureit'sokay.真可怕，太可怕了HorribleHorrible!太可怕了Justhorrible.我們怎么會這樣呢？怎么會忘記他了呢？Howcouldwedothis?Weforgothim.21/63我們沒忘記他，就是沒點對人數(shù)Wedidn'tforgethim,wejustmiscounted.我算是怎樣的母親?。縒hatkindofmotheramI?你聽了也許會好過點，我連我的眼鏡都忘記帶了Ifitmakesyoufeelanybetter,Iforgotmyreadingglasses.光這一條街上就有五戶人家出去度假Fivefamiliesgoneononeblockalone.都是他們親口跟我說的Theyalltoldmefromtheirownmouths.真是天賜良機It'salmosttooeasy.我們看看Checkitout:所有家里沒人的房子Allthehouseswithnobodyhome...都裝了燈光自動計時器...haveautomatictimersontheirlights.但是我把所有的數(shù)字都搞到手了，看這個…ButIgotitallfiguredout.Watchthis.六百七十四號燈馬上…Numberwillbegoingonrightabout...就要亮！...now.等等，等等Wait,wait,wait.六百七十二號…Number現(xiàn)在亮！...rightnow.等等，等等Waitaminute.六百七十22/63亮！...now.就是這一家，馬文，是個金庫Andthat'stheone,Marvin.That'sthesilvertuna.真的搞大了It'sveryG.大吧，?。縑eryG,huh?It'sloaded.屋里有好多高級貨It'sgotlotsoftop-flightgoods.-有音響，錄影機-玩具-Stereos,VCRs...-Toys?可能有些精品珠寶首飾Probablylookingatsomeveryfinejewelry.或許還有現(xiàn)鈔Possiblecashhorde.有價證券什么的Oddmarketablesecurities.誰知道呢，反正是個金庫Whoknows?It'sagem.拿好你的鐵橇Grabyourcrowbar.鐵橇真好用Crowbarsup.JYou'rearotter,Mr.GrinchJJYou'rethekingOfsinfulsotsJJYourheart'sadeadtomatoJJBlotchedwithmoldypurplespots,Mr.GrinchJ走哪邊？Whichway?我們繞到后面到地下室去23/63We'llgoaroundback,downthebasement.-你不是說他們都走了嗎？-他們是今天早上走的-Yousaidtheyweregone.-Theyweregonnaleavetoday.快離開這吧Let'sgetoutofhere.我們得用一下電話Wehavetousethephone,please.對不起，事情很急，我們真的非常需要打這個電話It'sanemergency.Wereallyhavetomakeacall.拜托你！我們的弟弟單獨一個人在家里Please!Ourbrother'shomealone.把電話給我！Giveusthephone!對不起！謝謝I'msorry.Thankyou.我打電話給警察，你去訂一下回家的飛機票I'mcallingthepolice.Bookusaflighthome.拿些零錢，打電話給你認識的人Getchangeoutofhere.Calleverybodyyouknow.這是我的通訊錄，打電話給住在我們街上的人Here'smyaddressbook.YouandFrankcalleveryoneonourstreet.可能有人能幫我們Maybesomebodycanhelpus.喂？她等一下回你電話Hello?Hello?Oh,she'llhavetocallyouback.真可笑Thisisridiculous.只有膽小鬼才躲在床底下Onlyawimpwouldbehidingunderabed.我可不是膽小鬼，我現(xiàn)在是一家之主了AndIcan'tbeawimp.I'mthemanofthehouse.我不會再害怕了Hey,I'mnotafraidanymore!24/63我說了，我不會害怕了！Isaid,I'mnotafraidanymore!都聽見了嗎？我再也不害怕了Doyouhearme?I'mnotafraidanymore.警察局Villagepolicedepartment.我現(xiàn)在在巴黎，我兒子現(xiàn)在獨自在家I'mcallingfromParis.Ihaveasonwho'shomealone.所以我想請你們派個人去我家看看I'dlikesomebodytogothere.Tellhimthatwe'recominghometogethim.我?guī)湍戕D(zhuǎn)到家庭危機解救中心Okay,letmeconnectyouwithFamilyCrisisIntervention.別掛Holdon.拉瑞，接一下電話，有位神經(jīng)質(zhì)女士Larry,canyoupickup?There'ssomehyperladyonhold.-幾號線？羅絲-二號-Whatline,Rose?-Two.家庭危機解救中心，我是鮑沙警官FamilyCrisisIntervention,SergeantBalzac.我現(xiàn)在在巴黎，我兒子獨自在家I'mcallingfromParis.Ihaveasonwho'shomealone.這孩子家里有沒有酒鬼對他使用過暴力？Hasthechildbeeninvolvedinviolencewithadrunkfamilymember?沒有！No!他在家發(fā)生過意外嗎？Hashebeeninvolvedinahouseholdaccident?我不知道，希望他沒有Idon'tknow.Ihopenot.這孩子吃了有毒的東西嗎？還是有什么硬東西卡在喉嚨里了？Hasthechildingestedanypoisonorisanobjectlodgedinhisthroat?就是他單獨一人在家里！我想請個人到我家里…No,he'shomealone!I'dlikesomebodytogoovertothehouse...25/63看一下他有沒有事，就是去看他一下！...andseeifhe'sallright.你想讓我們到你家去，就是看一下你的孩子？Youwantustogotoyourhouse,justtocheckonhim.沒錯！Yes!那我?guī)湍戕D(zhuǎn)接到警察局Letmeconnectyoutothepolice.剛剛就是他們把我轉(zhuǎn)接到你這里的Theyjusttransferredme.-羅絲？-干嘛？-Rose!-Yeah.-神經(jīng)質(zhì)在二線-等等-Hyperon-hangon-等一下-請等一下，別掛電話-Holdon,please.-No,pleasedon'thangup.Please!誰打通了？Anyluck?-我們一個人也沒找到-萊絲莉？-Icouldn'tgetanybody.-Leslie?都是電話錄音Nothingbutabunchofansweringmachines.誰來接電話吧！快接電話！Somebodypickup.Pickup!嗨，女士，又是你Oh,hi,ma'am.It'syouagain.我現(xiàn)在在巴黎，我兒子現(xiàn)在獨自在家Look,I'mcallingfromParis.Ihaveasonwho'shomealone,andl...我們派一個警官到你家去看一下你兒子吧We'llsendapolicemanovertoyourhousetocheckonyourson.家里沒有人，房子看起來很安全There'snobodyhome.Thehouselookssecure.讓他們再數(shù)數(shù)孩子26/63Tellthemtocounttheirkidsagain.你不能換掉一個乘客或者…Youcan'tbumpsomebodyoraskor...?我真的不能那么做There'snowayIcandothat.你能不能問問看？Isn'tthereawayifyouasksomebody?這是一件緊急事件…Ifyousaidit'sanemergency...可是我不能要求別人Icannotaskthem.他們要派警官到家里She'ssendingapolicemanovertothehouse.很好，可是機位全都滿了Well,that'sarelief.Everythinghereisbooked.沒有去芝加哥的航班了嗎？NothingtoChicago?芝加哥，紐約，那什維爾，凡是想得到的，都滿了There'snothingtoChicago,NewYork,Nashville.-私人飛機呢？-對不起，我們沒有這個業(yè)務(wù)-Whataboutaprivateplane?-Sorry.Wedon'tdothat.他們現(xiàn)在能做的就是為我們訂星期五早上的機位TheonlythingisabookingforusonFridaymorning.星期五？還有兩天Fridaymorn...That'stwodaysaway.孩子們都累了，你也累壞了Thekidsareexhaustedandsoareyou.我們待在機場實在沒有什么事能做了There'snothingwecandohere.我們先去羅伯家，在那里我們再給警察局打電話IsaywegoovertoRob's,andthatwaywecancallthepoliceagain.凱文自己一個人在家，我不會離開機場的，除非坐上飛機I'mnotleavinghereunlessit'sonanairplane.27/63夫人，我們就是要盡一切可能幫助乘客Madame,wearedoingeverythingwecan.如果你留在機場候補，或許能碰上空位Ifyouwanttostayattheairport,maybewecangetyouonstandby.是有這種可能的Itisapossibilitythataseatwillopenup.-這下行了吧-好吧，我等著-Isthatokay?-Yes.I'llwait.我會想你的I'llmissyou,honey.別把你自己搞丟了Don'tyougetlost.拜拜Goodbye.洗澡，擦香皂，全身上下都洗洗Itookashower,washingeverybodypartwithactualsoap.手指縫…Includingallmymajorcrevices...腳指縫，還有勝臍...betweenmytoesandinmybellybutton...雖然從來沒洗過，不過感覺還不錯...whichIneverdidbeforebutenjoyed.像大人那樣用洗發(fā)精還有潤發(fā)乳洗頭Iwashedmyhairwithadultformulashampooandusedcremerinse.好像沒有牙刷了，一會兒出去買一枝Ican'tfindmytoothbrush,soI'llpickoneuptoday.沒什么事了，還滿像樣子的嘛Otherthanthat,I'mingoodshape.好耶！巴茲存的零用錢Allright!Buzz'slifesavings.我還以為墨菲全家都去佛羅里達了IthoughttheMurphyswenttoFlorida.你可真是天下名偷，馬文You'reoneofthegreatcatburglarsoftheworld.28/63你能不能小聲一點？Youthinkyoucankeepitdownalittleinthere?家中無人，有事請留話You'vereachedtheMurphy's.Pleaseleaveamessageafterthebeep.我是彼得麥卡利斯特，現(xiàn)在在我哥巴黎的公寓里ThisisPeterMcCallisteragain.We'reinPansatmybrother's.我現(xiàn)在把這里的電話號碼留給你，國際碼是三三Letmegiveyouthenumberhere.Thecountrycodeis.區(qū)碼是一四，電話號碼是六九四八七六Theareacodeis-andthenumberis-...-嘿，哈利！-干嘛？-Hey,Harry.-Yeah?昨晚我們?nèi)サ哪羌沂潜说玫募覇幔縏hathouseweranlastnight,wasthattheMcCallister's?-打電話到巴黎給我-你說的對，他們早走了-CallmeinPans.-You'reright.They'regone.-我就知道他們不在-今晚搞定那個金庫-Iknewtheywere.-Silvertunatonight.哇！Wow!能幫你什么嗎？HowmayIhelpyou?這種牙刷是不是美國牙醫(yī)協(xié)會認可的？IsthistoothbrushapprovedbytheAmericanDentalAssociation?不知道Well,Idon'tknow.上面沒有說明Itdoesn'tsay,hon.請你查一下好嗎？Canyoupleasefindout?-賀伯！-什么事？-Herb.-Yeah?我這里有人對牙刷有疑問29/63Igotaquestionhereaboutatoothbrush.你知不知道這種牙刷有沒有經(jīng)過牙醫(yī)協(xié)會認可？Doyouknow,isthisbrushapprovedbytheAmericanDentalAssociation?不知道Idon'tknow.到這來付錢Oh,hon,youpayforthathere.等一下，你得付錢Wait,youhavetopayforthat.孩子，孩子Son!Son!吉米，快抓住那孩子Jimmy,stopthatboy!嘿！Hey!抓小偷！Shoplifter!哎，小子！Hey!Hey,kid!給我過來！Comebackhere!給我站??！Stopit,willyou?回來Comehere.我是罪犯I'macriminal.有什么好笑的？What'ssofunny?笑什么？What'ssofunny?你笑什么??？Whyareyoulaughing?30/63又犯老毛病了吧？Youdiditagain.又沒關(guān)水了對吧？Youleftthewaterrunning.你這是什么毛??？我早跟你說過不要這樣Whydoyoudothat?Itoldyounottodoit.-這叫雁過留聲人過留名-雁過留聲人過留名-It'sourcallingcard.-Callingcard.天下所有的大盜都要留下他們的標(biāo)記Allthegreatonesleavetheirmark.我們就是“水盜”We'rethewetbandits.你有病，你知不知道？真的有病You'resick,youknow?You'rereallysick.-我沒病-你有-I'mnotsick.-Yes,youare.這么搞就是有病It'sasickthingtodo.-不許再這么搞了！-不要教我怎么搞-Wedon'tneedthat.-Don'ttellme...我愛怎么搞就怎么搞IcandoitifIwantto.我沒有??！小心點！It'snotsick.Hey,watchout!嘿！嘿！Hey!Hey!走路得小心，孩子You'vegottawatchfortraffic.-對不起-氣死人-Sorry.-Damn.圣誕老人可不去殯儀館送禮物Santydon'tvisitthefuneralhomes,buddy.好了，好了Okay,okay.31/63圣誕快樂MerryChristmas.你怎么了？What'sthematter?我不喜歡他的眼神Idon'tlikethewaythatkidlookedatme.-以前你見過他嗎？-我這個星期見了幾百個小孩子-Everseenhimbefore?-Isawahundredkidsthisweek.我們看看他去哪家？Let'sseewhathousehegoesinto.他干嘛走那么快？Why'shegoingfaster?我跟你說過不對勁的嘛Itoldyousomething'swrong.他的眼神很怪，他跑什么？Helookedatmeweird.Whywouldherun?也許他進教堂了Maybehewentinthechurch.-我可不到里面去-我也不去-I'mnotgoinginthere.-Meneither.離開這吧Let'sgetoutofhere.我要做好準(zhǔn)備等這些家伙過來Whenthoseguyscomeback,I'llbeready.他們回來了嗎？Didtheycomeback?從巴黎？FromParis?我們明天再來，說不定他們就走了We'llcomebacktomorrow.Maybethey'llbegone.我們趕快走吧，別被人看見Webettergobeforesomebodyseesus.看我在廚房找到了什么東西？32/63LookwhatIfoundinthekitchen.法蘭克，那個晚點才能吃Frank,thoseareforlater.孩子們，吃小蝦子嗎？Doyouwantalittleshrimp,huh?你會說英語嗎？DoyouspeakEnglish?有沒有…Well,isthere...-找到人了？-我正在找兒子！-Didyougetanybody?-Iamlookingformyson!一個人都找不到No,Ican'tfindanybody.全都出去逛街了，一過節(jié)不會有人在家They'reallshopping.Nobody'shomefortheholidays.別在意Nevermind,forgetit.-這節(jié)過得真無聊-怎么了？-Thisissopointless.-What?我們在這公寓里憋到爛掉We'rehererottinginthisapartment.凱文在家，媽在機場Kevin'sathome.Mom'sattheairport.-那又怎樣？-你就不擔(dān)心凱文出事嗎？-So?-You'renotworriedaboutKevin?我干嘛擔(dān)心他？他這個討厭鬼，自己自作自受WhyshouldIbe?Heactedlikeajerkandnowhecaughtitinthebutt.但是他還小?。∮譀]人幫他He'ssolittleandhelpless.你就不想想他可能會嚇壞的Don'tyouthinkhe'sfreaked?他應(yīng)該在真實世界里過幾天Thetroutcanuseacoupleofdaysintherealworld.33/63你就一點兒都不擔(dān)心他可能會發(fā)生什么事？You'renotworriedsomethingmighthappen?不擔(dān)心，三個理由No.Forthreereasons:A，我就沒這么幸運，第二，我們家里裝了煙霧警報器A.I'mnotthatlucky.Two:Wehavesmokedetectors...D，我們住在全美國最無聊的街上...andD:WeliveinthemostboringstreetintheUnitedStates...也就是最不會發(fā)生危險的地方，就這樣...wherenothingevenremotelydangerouswilleverhappen.Period.請走后門誰呀？Whoisit?小尼羅披薩，先生It'sLittleNero's.Ihaveyourpizza.放在臺階上，然后滾蛋Leaveitonthedoorstepandgetoutofhere.好吧Okay.那我的錢呢？Whataboutthemoney?要錢嗎？Whatmoney?吃披薩是要付錢的，先生Well,youhavetopayforyourpizza,sir.是嗎？該給多少？Isthatafact?HowmuchdoIoweyou?十塊八，先生That'llbe$.,sir.不用找了，畜生！Keepthechange,youfilthyanimal.-小氣鬼-嘿-Cheapskate.-Hey.34/63我數(shù)十下I'mgonnagiveyoutothecountoften...你這個雜種…...togetyourugly,yellow...趕快滾蛋...no-goodkeisteroffmyproperty...不然就請你吃子彈...beforeIpumpyoufulloflead.——十i、 、I?One,two…ten.這次就我一個人獨享起司披薩了Alovelycheesepizza,justforme.飛往達拉斯的班機-toDallas%ForthWorth.就要起飛了AmericanAirlines...我還有五百美元，一"個快譯通Sowehavethe$,thepockettranslator...還有兩張頭等艙的機票...thetwofirst-classseats,that'sanupgrade...你的表是真的勞力士嗎？IsthatarealRolex?-你看呢？-假的-Doyouthinkitis?-No.誰能看得出來？我這還有個戒指Butwhocantell?Ialsohavearing.噢，真漂亮！Oh,thatisbeautiful!開始登機了They'reboarding.她愿意出星期五的兩張頭等艙機票跟我們換She'sofferedustwofirst-classticketsifwegoFriday.外加一^個戒指，一只表，一^個快譯通，還有五百美元，還有…Plusaring,awatch,apockettranslator,$and...35/63耳環(huán)，你喜歡這對耳環(huán)的Theearrings.她有一大盒子的耳環(huán)呢She'sgotherownearrings.Awholeshoeboxfullofthem.快點-那…Comeon,comeon.-No,but...我很急I'mdesperate.我求求你們，你也是母親吧，求你了I'mbeggingyou.Fromamothertoamother.Please!噢，艾德-求求你-Oh,Ed.-Please!噢，好吧Oh,allright.親愛的圣誕老人，去年我的禮物是個妹妹"DearSanta,Igotalittlesisterlastyear.今年我想要粘土ThisyearI'dratherhavesomeClay-Doh."我不是有意的Ididn'tmeanit.都回來吧，我不再惹你們了Ifyoucomeback,I'llneverbeapaininthebuttagain.我保證，晚安Ipromise.Goodnight.JI'mdreamingJJOfawhiteJJChnstmasJJJustliketheonesIusedtoknowJJWherethosetreetopsglistenJJAndchildrenlistenJJTohearsleighbellsInthesnowJ36/63JThesnowJ微波爐快餐好吃嗎？Arethosemicrowavedinnersgood?-不知道-那我試一次好了-Idon'tknow.-I'llgivethemawhirl.給孩子的Forthekids.等一下，我有折價券Holdon,Igotacouponforthat.是早上從報紙上剪下來的Itwasinthepaperthismorning.十九塊八毛三$,.好Okay.你自己一個人來的嗎？Areyouhereallbyyourself?女士，我才八歲Ma'am,I'myearsold.你說我會一個人來嗎？當(dāng)然不會YouthinkI'dbeherealone?Idon'tthinkso.你媽媽在哪？Where'syourmom?-在車上-那你爸爸呢？-Inthecar.-Where'syourdad?-上班-你的兄弟姐妹呢？-He'satwork.-Whataboutbrothersandsisters?我是獨生子I'manonlychild.-你住哪里？-我不能告訴你-Wheredoyoulive?-Ican'ttellyou.-干嘛不告訴我？-因為我不認識你-Whynot?-Causeyou'reastranger.37/63哈啰，凱文Hello,Kevin!閉嘴Shutup!真搞不懂Idon'tgetit.這家現(xiàn)在看上去好像又沒人在里面了Itlookslikethere'snobody'shome.昨晚上滿屋子都是人Lastnighttheplaceisjumping.不對勁Somethingain'tright.去看看Gocheckitout現(xiàn)在嗎？Now?不是現(xiàn)在還是明天呀？豬腦啊你！去啊No,tomorrow,egghead!Now!Goahead.就現(xiàn)在"Now."媽的！Shit!你快滾蛋Getthehelloutofhere.可以，強尼，錢呢？Allright,Johnny.Butwhataboutmymoney?要錢嗎？Whatmoney?老大說有我的一份A.C.Saidyouhadsomedoughforme.是嗎？該給多少？Is