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M:Oh,helloeveryoneandwelcometothefirstphaseoftheMDtalkshow.D:Yeah,HeisMarkandIamDaisy,soweareMDM:Oh,Chinesepeopledon’tsayit媽的D:Uh….IthinkyourChinesemustbetterthanEnglish.M:Ofcourse.D:ButIthinkyourChineseisnotsogood.M:Doesitmustbelikethis?

Canwetalkwelltogether?D:OK,it’shightimetoourtalkshow.Firstofall,IneedtoaskyousomequestionsM:PleaseD:DoyouhavegirlfriendM:Oh,屌絲destinedtolonelylife.D:AreyousureM:NO,mymothernotsureD:SodoyouthinkablinddateM:Maybelater.D:IfitisonTVM:uh…IthinkIwillnotD:Why.TherearesomanygoddessondatingshowsM:Agoodsayinggoeslikethatmorebeautiful,morebadD:Pleaserepeatitagain.M:Oh,no,Justkidding.Imeanthatmanybeautifulgirlondatingshowis拖兒.D:Thisisjustafew.M:You'retoopure.Babygirl.Let'senjoythefollowingperformancesM:Hello,everyone,

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Ifyouaretheone，Iamthehost，Mengfei.

Let'swelcomethenextmaleguest.B:Hello,everyone,IamB,male,24yearsold,comefromNanyangofHenanprovince.S(toD):Woo,高富帥D:DoyouknowheisrichS:No,IguessM:Pleasetellmeyourdeclarationoflove.B:Icomefromthecountryside,noroom,nocar,reallynomoney,butIhaveasincereheart.Iwanttobeagirlhereinhand,Catchherheartandneverbeapart.M:Guys，Welldone.Below,letuslistentothefemaleguest.SumyS:Afterlisteningtoyou,Iwassomoved.Ialsowantapurelove.Ihopethatyoucanpaymoreattentiontome.M:

Whydoyoupasson，DaisyD：I'msorry,Idon'tthinkIsuitableforsuchalove.M:Well,it'stimetoboystochoice.PleasehavelightSumyandHeartbeatgirls,Daisy.B,ifyouinsistonDaisyyoumayberejected,orSumywillgodirectlytoyou.Pleaseconsidercarefully.S:Wait.Iwanttohaveawordwithmaleguestssaid.Iloveyou,hasnothingtodowithyou,I'llbackyouupnomatterwhoyouchoose.ButIreallywanttobewithyoutogethertoexperiencewithoutanydeviation.M:OK，Themaleguestpleaseselect.B:Aftermycarefulthinking,IchooseSumy,Itouchedherandshealsotouchedme.Ibelievewewillachieveourcommitments.M:sowonderful,blessyou.InadditionyougetMaldivesdoublesevenday,enjoyit.BandS:Thanks.M:Thisislove,thisisfate,comeonifyouaretheone,maybesheiswaitingforyou.臺(tái)下M:Thisisyoursalary,LetitbecomeasecretBandS:webet.（M走后）S:Soeasytoearnsomuchmoney,Momnolongerworriedaboutmypocketmoney.B:Let'sgoto"let'sdate"ofHunanTVS:It’sagoodideaM:DoyoustillbelieveinitD:Notexactly.Manyboysandgirlstofindtheotherhalfandthenwalkeduptothepalaceofthemarriageinside.M:woo，babygirl，MaybeitwasjustalieD:Idonotdenythattherearesomefalsethings.Aslongasthereisalittleofimpossiblecanfindthelove,thatisworth.M:Ok.Butyoumustknowthatnowdatingshowisentertainment.ManypeoplearenotforfindingtrueloveD:Trueloveisgood,aslongaswithasincereheartisnottoobad.Iheardafemaleguesthandsuccess,butafterherhusbandisoneofhermanysupporters.M:Ok,TherearetwosidestoeverythingD:Yeah,thereis