英語話劇 《大話西游》.doc

唐唐僧孫孫悟空豬豬八戒沙沙僧白白晶晶（白骨精）Narrator: the words tangs monk to the scriptures，This day, four people turned black wind ridge，To smoke in a village, where it was curl. Four people in the rest exhausting, for. )唐：古道西風(fēng)瘦馬，小橋流水人家，悟空，Im hungry, find some delicious.孫：The master, you are not to lose weight? That fat burning can we spent a lot! Chiffon How can we.唐：The hedgehog, your crap，Havent seen for division has skinny? This way, how to buddhist paradise to see for bogeymen of, how can let people by disappointment? !（走貓步繞場，停步擺造型）孫：Well, the master. Im going to go. Full up dont blame me remind you, and read tight the hoop curse唐：You are more and more annoying, go!孫：是，師父。八戒、沙僧，take care ofMr.唐。I will be back soon.（孫下）唐：The hedgehog, how many birds mouth?豬：The master，He is my English level in the night, so that refuses to work!（過了一會兒）唐：咦，八戒，你看，那邊不是過來了一位beauty!(作遠(yuǎn)眺狀)豬：師父，真的！好好漂亮?。。ㄗ魇每谒疇睿┨疲海ㄐ呃?，柔聲）Sin You started（遞手絹）The corners and wipeBut its a pity that a little black skin just.（豬、沙愕然）（女子飄飄而過）沙：STOP?。澮簦〨irl: hello, how old are you, what is your name, where have you come from and where Do you have a boyfriend？What is your basket？Do you know the way many monsters？Ok, I will protect you白：The boy is too polite。Small white woman surnamed Name jingjing（小女子姓白，名晶晶）Is the Sprite Crystal crystal （就是雪碧晶晶亮，透心涼的那個晶晶是也。）（三人作神往狀）白：The tang dynasty to attend computer grade examination? The teacher from the east soil datang?豬：You are right! We are the buddhist monk tang。Know what to learn is miss languages?白：FORTRAN是也！唐：（激動地雙肩顫動，兩眼放光）Tell you honestly，F(xiàn)ORTRAN的I was my second cousin, 若小姐可那小僧倒可助一臂之力(A helping hand.)孫：（繞場上）Where shadows, dare harassment. 師父，Dont worry.我來也?。ㄒ话炎プ∝i，與豬相互擊掌）Which way is your hair, the name of god.( 你是哪路毛神，還不快報上名來！)孫：SORRY。Road accidentally lost contact lenses. Dont know who is who?唐：The monkey and useless. 沙僧，I borrowed his glasses.（沙取眼鏡給孫戴上）孫：（沖上前，頓停）That was you MONICA！白：STIVEN！Is it really you?（TITANIC 的音樂響起，孫白對視，作動情狀）豬：Oh, my God! Lovers! 唐：（抹眼淚）) so touching!I see a JACK and started since the story, he hasnt seen so emotional scene!沙：（遞毛巾給唐）The master, dont let people joke, is that many.（對觀眾）Last time, he not pass dahua cinema dragging us to see。自己哭得啊唉My teacher is good sentimental豬：師兄，這是？孫：我和MONICA是大學(xué)同學(xué)白：STIVEN那時是班上的體育委員，我是英語課代表（Then the class is STIVEN sports committee, I am an English lesson representative）白：Every evening he send me home孫：He every night to give me a call。We always love evening strolling in the small forest.白：He always love give me tell a ghost story。讓我（害羞壯）（三人作神往狀，孫白二人作回憶狀）豬：我知道了，候哥那時還喜歡唱：ONLY YOU , CAN MAKE MY SKY BRIGHT,ONLY YOU,CAN MAKE ME.孫：哼你個頭?。ㄒ淮钒阉騻€好遠(yuǎn)）沙：既然是熟人，那啊，不對，猴哥你不是人，那白小姐她唐：（大叫，后倒）help！monster（快護(hù)駕，妖怪?。。O：（左右為難）MONICA，現(xiàn)如今我護(hù)送師父西天取經(jīng)，念在舊情上，你不要為難我白：汴水流，泗水流，流到瓜洲古渡頭，吳山點點愁，思悠悠，恨悠悠，恨到歸時方始休。月明人倚樓。五百年了，STIVEN，You really dont want to me?孫：After feeling when moving(時過情遷) I have not me, You put the old tickets have not I the ship(你那張舊船票已經(jīng)登不上我這條破船了) You why.豬：If they did, and life-long in exist白小姐Actually I and your company is? 孫：SHUT UP！PIG！唐：悟空，his is wrong. Miss white so crazy, you are so heartless, puzzled amorous feelings天啊，悲劇啊（沙僧繼續(xù)遞毛巾給唐）白：STIVEN，This time I not to catch your master, I want to tell you in this world there is always one of the missing you。Since you wholeheartedly to the Buddha, the pursuit of progress, I cant stop。（我我走了。）（走幾步