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1、who burnt the old summer palace?chapter 1 it is a history class, the teacher is telling the class about the old summer palace.老師:long long ago, the old summer palace was a wonder. it was beautiful.but it was burnt by baguolianjun.土豪兒子: (睡覺(jué),打呼。)老師: 尚百萬(wàn),stand up! do you know who burnt the old summer p
2、alace?土豪兒子:what?(打哈欠)同學(xué)(小聲告訴他):who burnt the old summer palace?土豪兒子(自言自語(yǔ)):who burnt the old the old summer palace? how can i know? anyway it is not me!老師(生氣,喊):who burned it?!土豪兒子(生氣的反駁):it is not me! it is not me! im honest. if i see the fire, i always call the 119! who care who burn it!(下課鈴聲)老師(無(wú)奈
3、):ok,class is over, goodbye boys and girls.全體學(xué)生(起立):thank you,teacher.(鞠躬)goodbye,miss wu. chapter 2老師(敲門(mén)),土豪爸爸(開(kāi)門(mén)):oh,miss wu, come in, please. sit down, please.what would you like to drink? coffee, juice, 碧螺春,西湖龍井,毛尖,卡布奇諾,摩卡,香榭麗or 烏龍茶 ?老師:water, please.土豪爸爸:ok。(倒一杯水遞給吳老師)here you are.老師:thank you.
4、(停頓數(shù)秒)i cant bear your son any more!he said he didnt burned the old summer palace.土豪:please calm down.clam down. i feel very sorry about it.老師離開(kāi)土豪家,土豪和兒子送客。土豪(轉(zhuǎn)身抓住兒子):did you do it?!土豪兒子:no i didnt! no i didnt! 土豪:really? if so, who burnt the old summer palace?兒子:why you beat me? i am your son. dont
5、 you feel heart hurt?土豪:hurt what? i just want to know who burn the old summer palace? you?土豪兒子:ok, i did it ! i did it. oh my god!who can help me? i am go bananas!土豪(打電話): hello ,this is 尚百萬(wàn)s father. my son burnt the old summer palace! how much ? ill pay and make a new one!chapter 3 in the head mas
6、ters office老師: my headmaster, i cant understand my student.he said he burned the old summer palace!校長(zhǎng):it happened! so just ask his father to build a new one!老師:what?oh my god!chapter 4老師(撥電話):110,oh,police, come here, please, i need your help.警察: who killed the old summer palace?老師: the old summer p
7、alace is a place!警察: oh.who burned the old summer palace?土豪: my dear policeman, my son did it.警察: how old is he?土豪:10 years old.警察: it is impossible!土豪: yes, i think somebody said bad words to my son!警察: dont worry. i will find him.老師: ok.dont waste time! i did it!i did it! i burnt the old summer pa
8、lace!警察:ok lets go to the police office.旁白:we have seen this story. it likes a joke. nobody knows what the old summer palace is. the old summer palace is a great history place in china. we are proud of it. so we must study hard .we must be a good man! we dont want to be a man like them.so just be yo
9、ur best. (全體演員排成一排謝幕。)thank you.場(chǎng)景1旁白:這是一節(jié)歷史課,老師正在向孩子們講授圓明園。在課堂上,有著一位土豪(rich)的兒子,土豪的兒子學(xué)習(xí)成績(jī)不佳 ,不僅與周公下起了象棋(sleep deeply),也打起了呼嚕(動(dòng)作)。突然,老師:xxx,請(qǐng)問(wèn)圓明園是誰(shuí)燒的,土豪兒子:什么????同學(xué)1:老師問(wèn)你圓明園是誰(shuí)燒的。土豪兒子(喃喃自語(yǔ)):我哪知道誰(shuí)燒的,反正不是我燒的。老師怒吼:誰(shuí)燒的?土豪大叫:不是我燒的!我這么誠(chéng)實(shí)!看到火災(zāi)從來(lái)都打119!怎么可能是我!這時(shí)下課了場(chǎng)景2放學(xué)后老師怒氣沖沖的到土豪家告狀:你兒子最近上課越來(lái)越不像話(worse and wor
10、se)了,他竟然說(shuō)他沒(méi)有燒圓明園。土豪爸爸笑著說(shuō):老師您消消氣(calm down ),我會(huì)問(wèn)清楚的老師默不作聲的走了。土豪兒子被他爸一頓毒打,邊打爸爸邊問(wèn):說(shuō)圓明園誰(shuí)燒的?是不是你燒的????jī)鹤涌藿校翰皇俏覠模皇俏覠?。我是你兒子,你打我你不心疼嗎?待添加的隱藏文字內(nèi)容3爸爸:到底是不是兒子:是我!是我燒的!嗚嗚嗚嗚!誰(shuí)來(lái)幫幫我,我要瘋了!第二天他爸打電話給老師說(shuō):昨晚他已經(jīng)承認(rèn)圓明園是他燒的了!- 老師,無(wú)論多少錢(qián),我們家都賠!場(chǎng)景3第二天,歷史老師憤怒,對(duì)校長(zhǎng)說(shuō),校長(zhǎng),我無(wú)法忍受我的學(xué)生了,他說(shuō)他燒了圓明園!校長(zhǎng)聽(tīng)了:燒了就燒了吧,讓他爸爸在建一個(gè)就是了。老師:我的天啊!老師氣憤不過(guò),找到了警察局,警察來(lái)了之后詢問(wèn)警察:誰(shuí)燒了圓明園???老師:圓明園是個(gè)地方。警察:哦,誰(shuí)燒了圓明園???父親:敬愛(ài)的長(zhǎng)官,是我的兒子警察:你兒子多大了父親:10歲警察:不可能!父親:我也這么認(rèn)為的,肯定有人說(shuō)了我兒子的壞話警察:好
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