面料成分中英文對照 中英文對照笑話

1、面料成分中英文對照 中英文對照笑話笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放松。與此同時,笑話也是人們反對極權(quán)和專制制度的有力武器。本文是中英文對照笑話，希望對大家有幫助!中英文對照笑話：ClariWhen I played with a symphony orchestra, our union reached an agreement with a major airline about which instruments we could carry on board, and which had to be shipped as luggage.Acellist was dismayed

2、 to find that his delicate, e_pensive wood instrument was consignedto the rougher handling and cold temperatures of the baggage hold.He neatly solved the problem.Cello in hand, he approached the flight attendant at the gate and asked, “May I bring my clari on board?” Scanning her list, she replied,

3、“Claris are okay.Have a good trip,” and, smiling, waved him on.單簧管我在一個交響樂團(tuán)演奏時，我們樂團(tuán)與一家大航空公司達(dá)成協(xié)議，哪些樂器可以帶上飛機(jī)，哪些樂器要作為行李托運(yùn)。一個大提琴手驚愕地發(fā)現(xiàn)他那精致、昂貴的木質(zhì)樂器竟要托運(yùn)，經(jīng)受行李艙內(nèi)的低溫以及野蠻的裝缷。他干凈利落地解決了這個問題。他手里拿著大提琴，走到門口的空中小姐跟前，問道：“我可以將我單簧管帶上飛機(jī)嗎?”她檢視了一下單子，答道，“單簧管可以。祝你旅途愉快。”然后微笑著揮手讓他進(jìn)去了。中英文對照笑話：A MistakeAn American, a Scot and a

4、Canadian were killed in a car accident.They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St.Peter e_plained that there had been a mistake.“Give me $500 each,” he said, “and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened.”“Done!” said the American.Instantly, he found himse

5、lf standing unhurt near the scene.“Where are the others?” asked a medic.“Last I knew,” said the American, “the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay.”搞錯了一位美國人，一位英格蘭人和一位加拿大人在一場車禍中喪生。他們到達(dá)天堂的門口。在那里，醉醺醺的圣彼德解釋說是搞錯了?！懊咳私o我五百美元，”他說，“我將把你們送回人間，就象什么都沒有發(fā)生過一樣?！薄俺山?

6、”美國人說。立刻，他發(fā)現(xiàn)自己毫不損傷地站在現(xiàn)場附近?！捌渌嗽谀膬?”一名醫(yī)生問道。“我離開之前，”那名美國人說，“我看見英格蘭人正在砍價，而那名加拿大人正在分辯說應(yīng)該由他的政府來出這筆錢。”中英文對照笑話：Jonesie The Great Lion HunterA small village was troubled by a man-eating lion.So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to e and kill the beast.For several nights the hunter lay

7、 in wait for the lion, but it never appeared.Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide.Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks ing from the past

8、ure.As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaningin pain.There was no sign of the lion.“What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?” asked the chief.“Forget the damn lion!” he howled.“Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?”偉大的獵手Jonesie有個小村莊正為一只吃人的獅子而煩惱。于是，村長派人去請偉大的獵手J

9、onesie來殺死這只野獸。獵手躺著等了幾個晚上，但獅子一直沒有出現(xiàn)。最后，他要求村長殺只羊然后把頭皮給他。把羊皮披在身上后，獵人到草原上去等獅子。半夜，村民被從草原傳來的聲嘶力竭的尖叫聲驚醒。他們小心地靠近后，看到獵手正躺在草地上痛苦地呻吟。沒有獅子出沒的蛛絲馬跡?！癑onesie，怎么了?獅子在哪?”村長問?！澳挠歇{子!”獵人怒吼道，“哪個傻瓜把公牛放出來了?”中英文對照笑話：The World's Greatest SwordsmanAt an e_hibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-plac

10、e fencer took the stage.A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half.The crowd cheered.Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters.A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued

11、on its way! The crowd was aghast.The greatest swordsman had missed his target pletely, yet he continued to smile.“Why are you so happy?” someone yelled.“You missed!”“Ah,” replied the swordsman, “you weren't watching very carefully.They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father.”世界上最偉大的擊劍手在一場世界最佳擊劍手表演中，排名第三的擊劍手上場了。一只蒼蠅放了出來，劍劃了一個弧，他將蒼蠅劈成了兩半。觀眾歡呼起來。緊接著排名第二的人將一只蒼蠅切成了四半。