一分鐘英文幽默小故事（共8篇）

第17頁共17頁一分鐘英文幽默小故事〔共8篇〕篇1：一分鐘英文幽默小故事AhungryFoxfoundinahollowtreeaquantityofbreadandmeat,whichsomeshepherdshadplacedthereagainsttheirreturn.Delightedwithhisfindheslippedinthroughthenarrowapertureandgreedilydevoureditall.Butwhenhetriedtogetoutagainhefoundhimselfsoswollenafterhisbigmealthathecouldnotsqueezethroughthehole,andfelltowhiningandgroaningoverhismisfortune.一分鐘英文幽默小故事2:TheBeautyofaShabbyLittleDandelionSpringhasefortheflowersandtrees,intheforestandfields.Springhasalsoeonthewildflowersunderthefenceandonasmallappletree.Therewereredburstingflowerbudshangingonthefreshappletreebranches.TheappleTreeBranchhelduphisheadandlookedatmanykindsofpeoplewhocameinandout.TheyallshoweddifferentreactionstotheAppleTreeBranch.AllthepeoplereacteddifferentlywhentheysawtheAppleTreebranch.Somewereexpressionlesswithoutaword,someoverpraisedthebeautyoftheAppleTreeBranch,andothersgazedathimwithasatisfiedlook.Seeingthesevariousreactionsfrompeople,theAppleTreeBranchrealizedthatpeoplehaveasdiversepersonalitiesasplantsandflowersdoandthattheyarealldifferent.TheAppleTreebranchlookedatthefieldsandagardenthroughtheopenwindow.Therewereshabbyflowersandplantsaswellasbeautifulonesinthegarden.'Thosegrassesaresopathetic.It'snottheirfaulttheyhavesuchuglyandsqualidnames.However,everythingisdifferentinthisworld.'TheappleTreeBranchsympathizedandlookedatthelittleflowersbloomingnexttothefieldsandstreams.Atthattime,theSunkissedtheAppleTreeBranch,adandelioninthefield,theabundantbeautifulflowers,andtheshabbyflowersandsaid,“Yes,thereisdifferenceamongeverything,butthrowawayyourprejudiceandlookaheadwithabroadpointofview.Whatdoyouthinkthepoorestplantis?”“ADandelion.Peopledonotuseitevenforabouquet,anditissomonthatpeopletrleitdowncarelessly.Itisnotdifferentfromaweedatall.”Atthattime,childrenranacrossthefield,rolledaboutonthelawn,andpickedandkissedthedandelions.Theymadenecklacesandgarlandsofthem.Theylookedwonderfulwiththegoldenflowersandgreenstems.Theseedsstucktothestalksofthedandelions,andtheywereasbeautifulaswhitefeathers.Whenthechildrenblewoutwithapuff,theseedsofthedandelionsflutteredawayasiftheyhadwings.“Lookatthat!Now,doyouunderstandhowbeautifulthoseflowersare,andhowmuchpleasuretheycangiveus?”TheSunsaidtotheAppleTreeBranch.“Theyareonlyforchildren.”TheAppleTreeBranchanswered.Atthattime,anoldladyduginthegroundofthefieldandpickedtherootsofthedandelions.Shewillmaketea,takeittothedoctorwhomakesmedicine,andearnmoneywiththerootsofthedandelions.“But,beautyismorevaluablethanthosethings.OnlyelectedonescanjointheKingdomofBeauty.Noteveryplantcanbethesame,justaspeoplecan'tbethesame.”TheAppleTreeBranchsaid.Latersomepeoplecameintotheroom.TheCountesswhobroughttheAppleTreeBranchtothecastlewasoneofthem.ShebroughtastalkofdandelionseedsmuchmorecarefullythanwhenshebroughttheAppleTreeBranch.“Lookatthis.Isn'tthisbeautiful?Iwilldrawapictureofthisdandelionwiththeappletreebranch.Everyonesaysthattheappletreebranchismorebeautiful,butthishumbledandelionhasadifferentkindofbeauty.Eventhoughtheappletreebranchandthedandelionlookdifferentfromeachother,theyareallbeautiful.”TheCountesssaidfilledwithadmiration.TheSunsmiledandkissedtheshabbydandelionandtheAppleTreeBranch.TheAppleTreeBranchblushedhisownpetalswithshame.篇2：一分鐘英文幽默小故事Alongtimeago,therelivedaterribleking.Theterribleking'swishwasthatallthepeoplewouldshakeinfearatthesoundofhisname.Theterriblekingmadethelivesofthepeopleintheneighborlandhorrible.“Here!Takeeverything!”Theterriblekingviciouslytookawayallthebelongingsoftheneighborland.Heevenscaredthepoorwomenandchildren.Thekingwasnotevensorrytothechildrenandwomen.Theterriblekingbotheredthepeopleoftheneighborlandworseandworseeveryday.Thepalacebecamemoreandmoremagnificent.“Putupastatueinthechurch!”Nowtheterriblekingwasorderingthechurchtoplaceastatueofhimselfthere.However,theministerscouldnotdothat.“Yourmajestymaybegreat,butGodisevengreater.”Theterriblekingwasbeingangry.Itwasbecausehethoughtthathewasthegreatestinthewholeworld.Thenthekingwasangry.“What!Heisgreater?ThenIwilldefeatGod.”Inaloudvoice,theterriblekingsaidthathewouldwinagainstGod.That'swhyheorderedthatamagnificentshipbebuiltinordertogototheheaven.HesaidhewouldridetheshiptogoanddefeatGod.Theterriblekingrodetheshipuptoheaven.Fromthesky,anangelwassent.However,theterriblekingshotoverathousandbulletsattheangel.“Ahhhhhh”Beingshot,theangelwasbleeding.Theblooddroppeduntotheterribleking'sship.Theangel'sbloodwassoheavythattheking'sshipsank.Theterriblekingbecameangry,again.“Buildamorestrongership.”Theterriblekingwantedabettership,soheorderedalltheworkersinhiskingdomtobuildit.“IwilldefeatGodforsure!”Theterriblekingwentuptoheaven,oncemore.Godsentmosquitoestotheterribleking.Theterriblekingjustlaughedatthemosquitoes.“Goandbringmethebestcarpet.”Thekingmadeanothermand.Hethoughtthatifhewrappedthecarpetaroundhisbodythemosquitoeswouldnotbeabletobitehim.Butonemosquitowentinsideofthecarpet.Becauseofthatonemosquito,theterriblekingwasrollingaroundscreaming.Theterriblekingthatcouldn'tevencatchonemosquitowasalaughingstockforhistroops.TheTerribleKing篇3：一分鐘英語幽默小故事ManyageshadnowpassedawaysincethePhoenixhadbeenseenintheworld.Atlastheagainappeared.Immediatelyalthedifferentkindsofanimals,bothbirdsandbeasts,flockedaroundhim.篇4：一分鐘英語幽默小故事Christmaswasing.MrSmithhadnomoneytobuyanypresentsforhischildren.Hiswifewasillandhespentalotofmoneyonhermedicine.Andtheharvestwasbadandallhisfamilyweregoinggobehungrythenextspring.Hewasquiteworriedaboutit.“Wehadonlyacock,”saidMrsSmithoneday.“You’dbettertakeittothetown.Sellitthereandbuysomecakesandsweetsforourchildren.”“It’sagoodidea!”themansaidandcaughtthecockthenextmorningandputitintoabox.Itwasdifficulttowalkontheroadcoveredwiththicksnow.Twohourslaterhewasverytiedandwantedtohavearest.Heputtheboxtothegroundandsatdown.“Theairintheboxmustbeclose,”themansaidtohimself.“I’dbetterletthecockwalkoutsideforawhile,orit’lldie.”Soheputthecocktotheground.Whenhestartedagain,hecouldn’tcatchitanylonger.“Howfoolishyouare!”MrSmithcalledoutangrily.“Youcanheraldthebreakofdayatnightbutyoucann’tfindthewaytothetowninthedaytime!”篇6：英文短篇幽默小故事精選Oncetherewerelotsoftoysinaroom.Therewasasavingboxonthedresser,anditwasasmallpiggybank.Thepiggybankwasfullofbronze,goldandsilvercoins.Onenight,thebeautifulmoonlightpouredintotheroomthroughawindow.Thetoysintheroomweresohappy.“Ladiesandgentlemen,let'splaytogetheronthisbeautifulnight.”Ababydollwitharedvelvetribbonsaid.“Okay.Let'splayagame.”“Afterthat,let'shaveateaparty.”“Wow,itwillbeexciting!”Allthetoysshoutedforjoy.“Hey,piggybank!eonandjoinus.Let'senjoytheparty.”“eon.”Everyoneinvitedhimtotheparty,butthepiggybankignoredtheirinvitation.Therefore,theothertoysenjoyedtheirpartywithoutthepiggybank.Arockinghorseputonaknittingballtailanddanced.Arubberballrolledover,andatoycardroveroundeverywhereintheroom.Everyoneseemedsohappy.Thepiggybanklookeddownatthemplayingandwatchedwithanaskancelook.Then,theplayingwasoverandtheteapartybegan.Thepiggybankcouldn'tstandnoteatingwhenhesawthefood,andhecamecloserstepbysteptotheedgeofthedresser.Hesmelleddeliciouscookies.Hesuddenlystuckhisheadtowardsthetoysgathered.“Clink!”Thepiggybankfelldowntothefloor.Whenthepiggybankbrokeintopieces,thebronze,goldandsilvercoinsinsideofhimscatterednoisily.Theothertoysweresurprisedatthepiggybank'sfallwhiletheywereenjoyingtheteaparty.Everybodylookedatthepiggybankwithsurprise.“Lookatthatpoorpiggybank.Hewasalwaysproudofhimself.”“It'ssosad.Hecouldnotevenenjoytheparty.”Alltheothertoysfeltsorryaboutthepiggybank.篇7：英文幽默哲理小故事英文幽默哲理小故事1、如今我要表現(xiàn)得像一位女士Onedaywomensdresseswereonsaleatadepartmentstore.Adignifiedmiddle-agedmandecidedtopickadressforhiswife,butsoonhefoundhimselfbeingbatteredbyfranticwomen.一天，一家百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位高貴的中年男士想給他的太太挑選一件女裝。但是，沒過多久，他就發(fā)現(xiàn)自己已被瘋狂的女人們撞得踉踉蹌蹌。Hestooditaslongashecould;then,withheadloweredandarmsflailing,heplowedthroughthecrowd.他竭力地忍受著。后來，他低下頭，揮舞雙臂，擠過人群。“Youthere!”challengedathrillingvoice.“Cantyouactlikeagentleman?”“你干嘛?”有人尖聲叫道，“你難道不能表現(xiàn)得像一位紳士嗎?”“Listen,”hesaid.“Ihavebeenactinglikeagentlemanforanhour.Fromnowon,Iamactinglikealady.”“聽著，”他說?！拔乙呀?jīng)像紳士一樣表現(xiàn)了一個小時了。從如今起，我要表現(xiàn)得像一位女士?！?、晚飯后我從不工作Apenny-pinchingfarmerdidn’twanthishiredhandtostopworking.Onemorning,hetoldthefarmhand,“It’ssuchanuisancetoeinfromthefield,washupforlunchandtaketimetoeat.Whydon’twesavetimeandeatlunchnow?”Thehiredmanagreed.Thefarm’swifebroughtinsomecoldmeatandfriedpotatoes,andthetwomenateagain.Whentheyhadfinished,thecheapfarmersaid,“Whilewe’restillatthetable,let’shavesuppertoo.”Theywerenowservedsteak,boiledpotatoesandmixedvegetables,andtheyateoncemore.“Nowthatthemealsareoutoftheway,”thefarmerannounced,“wecangooutandworkalldaywithoutinterruption.”“Oh,no,”thefarmhandanswered.“Ineverworkaftersupper.”一位農(nóng)場主非常吝嗇，不想讓他雇傭的幫手停下來休息。一天早上，他對幫手說：“從地里回來，又要洗手吃飯，又花時間，真是太不方便了。我們何不省點時間，如今就吃午飯呢?”雇員同意了。農(nóng)場主的妻子端進來一些冷肉和油炸土豆。于是，兩個人又開場吃起來。吃完后，吝嗇鬼說：“既然我們還在桌子邊，讓我們連晚飯也吃了吧?！边@次上桌的有排骨、煮土豆和雜燴青菜。于是兩個人又吃起來?！叭缃袢D飯都吃過了，”農(nóng)場主聲稱道，“我們便可以出去一整天不停地干活了。”“哦，不，”那幫手答復說，“晚飯后我從不工作?！?、AddingFeettoaSnakeOneday,Mr.Lionholdsaparty.Manyanimalseanddrinkalotofwine.Atlastthereisapotofwine.Whocandrinkit?Theydrinkoutanideaanddecidetohaveamatch-Drawasnake.Ifyoufinishfirst,youcangetit.SoonMr.Wolffinishesdrawing.“Yeah,I’vefinished.I’mNo.1,”hesays.Buthedrawsagainandsays,“Oh,letmeaddfeetandmysnake.”Atthetime,Mr.Gorillaalsofinishes.Hetakesawaythepotofwineanddrinks,thenhesays,“Thatisn’tasnake.Snakeshavenofeet.Igetthewine.”畫蛇添足一天，獅子先生舉行一場聚會，許多動物都來了，他們喝很多酒。最后只剩一壺酒了。讓誰喝呢?它們想了想，有個主意。它們比賽畫蛇，誰最快畫好，誰就喝這壺酒。不一會，狼先生畫好了?！肮?，我畫好了，我是第一個?！彼f?？墒撬之嬃似饋?，它還說：“再給它加幾只腳吧?！边@是猩猩先生也畫好了。它拿起那酒壺喝起來。一邊喝一邊說：“那不是蛇，蛇是沒有腳的，我贏了這壺酒?！?、It’sGoodtoAdmitaFaultJohnisnota“good”student.Healwayssleepsintheclass.Todayhesleepsagain.“John!”Teachersaysangrily.“What?What’swrong?”Johnisawaken.“Whydoyoumakeaface?It’sclassroom.Look!Everyoneislaughing.”Teachersays.“Nooneislaughing.”Teachersays.“No,it’snotme.Iwasnotmakingaface.Iwassleeping.”Johnfellsupset.“Um.Notbad.Youcanadmityourfault.Youarestillagoodboy.”Teacherissatisfiedwithit.認錯約翰并不是個“好”學生。他總是在上課的時候睡覺。今天他又睡著了?！凹s翰!”教師生氣地喊他?！笆裁?出什么事了?”約翰醒了?！澳銥槭裁匆龉砟?這是教室!看看!同學們都在笑!”教師生氣地說。“沒有人在笑呀?！逼渌瑢W笑聲地嘀咕?！安?，不是我。我沒有做鬼臉。剛剛我睡著了?！奔s翰感到不安?！班牛€不錯。你成認自己的錯誤，還是給好孩子”教師為此感到滿意。5、IDon’tWa