初中幽默英語演講稿【3篇】

Word文檔初中幽默英語演講稿【精選3篇】演講稿是進(jìn)行演講的依據(jù)，是對(duì)演講內(nèi)容和形式的規(guī)范和提示，下面是我為大家收集的學(xué)校幽默英語演講稿，供大家參考。

學(xué)校幽默英語演講稿范文(一)

Mattandhiswifelivedinthecountry.Mattwasverystingyandhatedspendingmoney.Onedayafaircametothenearbytown.

Letsgotothefair,Matt,hiswifesaid.Wehaventbeenanywhereforalongtime.

Mattthoughtaboutthisforawhile.Heknewhewouldhavetospendmoneyatthefair.Atlasthesaid,Allright,butImnotgoingtospendmuchmoney.Welllookatthings,butwewontbuyanything.

Theywenttothefairandlookedatallthethingstobuy.ThereweremanythingsMattswifewantedtobuy,buthewouldnotletherspendanymoney.

Then,inanearbyfield,theysawasmallairplane.

Funflights!thenoticesaid,$$10for10minutes.

Matthadneverbeeninanairplaneandhewantedtogoonafunflight.However,hedidntwanttohavetopayforhiswife,aswell.

Iveonlygot$$10,hetoldthepilot.Canmywifecomewithmeforfree?Thepilotwasntsellingmanytickets,sohesaid,Illmakeabargainwithyou.Ifyourwifedoesntscreamorshout,shecanhaveafreeflight.

Mattagreed,andgotintothesmallairplanewithhiswife.

Thepilottookoffandmadehisairplanedoallkindsofthings.Atonemomentitwasflyingupsidedown.

Whentheplanelanded,thepilotsaid,0.K.yourwifedidntmakeasound.Shecanhaveherridefree.

Thankyou,Mattsaid.Itwasnteasyforher,youknow,especiallywhenshefellout.

學(xué)校幽默英語演講稿范文(二)

Oneofthemostpopularhobbiesamongpeopleisreadingbooks.Moreandmorepeoplespendtheirsparetimeinreadingthebookstheyareinterestedin.

Therearesomanybooksintheworldthatitisimpossibleforanyonetoreadallofthem,evenifhespendshiswholelifeinreading.Beforewestartreading,weshouldfindoutwhetheritisvaluableforustoread.

Readinggoodbooksisoneofthegreatestpleasuresinlife.Itcanenrichourknowledge.Itmakesuslearnlotsofthingswedidnotpreviouslyknow.Wecanbeawareofwhathadhappenedinthepastaswellaswhatishappeninginthepresenttime.Themorebooksweread,themoreknowledgeweget.Nomatterhowmucheducationwereceiveorhowmuchexpensivewehave,wecannotbecomeafullmanunlesswekeepreading.

Readingbadbookswillleadyoutoawrongwayandpreventsyoufromprogressing.Itsworsethanreadingnothing.Soweknowhowimportantitistoreadgoodbooks.

bookcanbereadatrandomtimeifyouhaveleisure,andthereneverbeatimelimitation.Also,youcanreadabooktoachieveamorereallyhistory.Throughabook,youcancommunicatewithitsauthorwithoutotherstransmission.Alltheserarelycanbeeasilyachievedbyatelevision.

Furthermore,bookisatreasurethathasdevelopedcenturies.Asweknowwhenwrittenlanguageappeared,humanbeingsbecameuseittorecordtheirlives,andthisactionleavesusalotofhistoricpreciousmineral.Wecanabsorbintelligenceandwisdom,andwecanalsobetaughtlessons.Ilovebookfrommyheart,formbookIknowhowtocommunicatewithothers,andIlearnmyhomelandistheplaceIlovebest,andalsoIknowmyparentsaretheveryindividualswhoIlovethroughmylife.Whataboutthetelevision?Television,sometimes,showviolence,sex,drugsbeyondourchoice.

學(xué)校幽默英語演講稿范文(三)

LoveYourMother

愛你的母親

Whyareyoucrying,ayoungboyaskedhisMom?

你為什么哭?一個(gè)小男孩問他的媽媽.

BecauseImawoman,shetoldhim.

由于我是女人,她告知他.

Idontunderstand,hesaid.

我不明白.他回答

HisMomjusthuggedhimandsaid,

Andyouneverwill,butthatsO.K

媽媽擁抱了他說,你永久也不會(huì)明白,但沒關(guān)系...

Laterthelittleboyaskedhisfather,

WhydoesMomseemtocryfornoreason?.

后來小男孩問他的父親媽媽為什么好像在無緣無故的哭泣?

Allwomencryfornoreason,wasallhisDadcouldsay

全部的女人都會(huì)經(jīng)常沒有緣由地哭泣,這是他的父親唯一可以解釋的...

Thelittleboygrewupandbecameaman,

stillwonderingwhywomencry.

等到小男孩長大,成了男人的時(shí)候,

他仍舊驚奇媽媽為什么哭.

FinallyheputinacalltoGodandwhenGodgotbacktohim,heaskedGod,whydowomencrysoeasily?

最終他把這件事禱告給上帝,他問上帝,為什么女人簡單哭泣?

GODanswered

上帝回答:

WhenImadewoman,

Idecidedshehadtobespecial.

Imadehershoulders

strongenoughtocarry

theweightoftheworld,yet,

madeherarmsgentleenoughtogivecomfort...

當(dāng)我制造女人的時(shí)候,

我打算把她造的很特殊,

我讓她的雙肩強(qiáng)壯的足以能夠擔(dān)當(dāng)整個(gè)世界,但是,

卻讓她的雙臂溫順的足夠去勸慰他人...

Igavehertheinnerstrength

toendurechildbirth

andtherejection

thatmanytimeswillcome

evenfromherownchildren.

我給她內(nèi)在的力氣去忍受生產(chǎn)的劇痛,

也讓她有士氣承受很多的損害,

甚至這些損害有時(shí)會(huì)來自于自己的孩子...

Igaveherahardness

thatallowsher

tokeepgoingandtakecare

ofherfamilyandfriends,

evenwheneveryoneelsegivesup,throughsickneandfatiguewithout

complaining

我給她堅(jiān)韌,讓她能夠不斷地前進(jìn),

并且照看自己的家人和伴侶,

甚至當(dāng)每個(gè)人都放棄的時(shí)候,

她卻能夠頑強(qiáng)地在疾病和勞累之時(shí)毫無怨言...

Igaveherthesensitivitytoloveherchildrenunderanyandallyanjianggao/ircumstances.Evenwhenherchildhashurtherbadly

Shehastheveryspecialpowertomakeachildsboo-boofeelbetterandtoquellateenagersanxietiesandfears

我給她內(nèi)心的敏感,讓她在任何環(huán)境下都深愛著自己的孩子.甚至在他們深深損害她的時(shí)候...

她用那特殊的力氣，讓年幼孩子的在受傷的時(shí)候感到勸慰，也能夠讓年輕的子女消退緊急與恐驚...

Igaveherstrengthtocareforherhusband,despitefaults

andIfashionedherfromhisribtoprotecthisheart

我給她力氣關(guān)懷她的丈夫，盡管他會(huì)犯錯(cuò).我用男人的肋骨制造了女人，使女人可以愛護(hù)男人的心臟...

Igaveherwisdomtoknowthatagoodhusbandneverhurtshiswife,butsometimestestsherstrengthsandherresolvetostandbesidehimunfalteringly

我給她才智，讓她知道一個(gè)好丈夫永久不會(huì)損害他的妻子，但有時(shí)候會(huì)試煉她堅(jiān)決的永久跟隨自己丈夫的力量與決心.

Forallofthishardwork,

Ialsogaveherateartoshed.

Itisherstouse

wheneverneededand

itisheronlyweakness

Whenyouseehercry,

tellherhowmuchyouloveher,andallshedoesforeveryone,andeventhough

shemaystillcry,youwillhavemadeherheartfeelgood.

由于這些種種的困難，

我也同樣賜她流下眼淚，

這是當(dāng)她在需要時(shí)可以使用的，

這是她唯一的脆弱之處...

當(dāng)你看到她哭泣的時(shí)候，

告知她你有多么地愛她，

告知她她為全部人所做的一切，

即使這樣她可能還是會(huì)哭泣，

但你會(huì)使她的心里得到勸慰.

Sheisspecial!

Pleasesendthistowomenyouknow,andthosewithmothers,

sisters,andspecialwomenintheirlives.

她是獨(dú)特的!

請(qǐng)把這個(gè)信息傳遞給你熟悉的女人，有母親，姐妹和特殊的女性在他們生命里的人.

But,al