小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)故事(超全版,中英雙語(yǔ))84737

1、小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)故事包括：幽默故事（ 1-7 頁(yè)）、普通小故事（ 7-40 頁(yè)）。激發(fā)小朋友們學(xué)英語(yǔ)的興趣，幫助他們提高成績(jī)。最好每天背一篇，會(huì)有不錯(cuò)的效果的0( n_n)o英文幽默故事：There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. 0newas $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the thirdone, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, “Howcomethis guy is $5,0

2、00? That s so expensive for this kindof parrot.”The owner said, “Because Ihave trained him and he can talk.”So the customer asked him, “How aboutthis guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?”The owner said,“Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on.

3、 That s why hes so expensive. ”Then the customer said, “Howabout the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive? ”The owner of the shopsaid,“Idon t know. Normally, I have never heard himtalk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him The Boss. ” 老板最大 有個(gè)人到

4、一間商店買(mǎi)鸚鵡。店里有三只鸚鵡，其中一只賣(mài)五千元，另 一只賣(mài)一萬(wàn)元，還有一只賣(mài)三萬(wàn)元。顧客問(wèn)老板： 為什么這只要賣(mài)五千元？這 個(gè)價(jià)錢(qián)對(duì)這種鸚鵡來(lái)說(shuō)太貴了！ 老板說(shuō)：因?yàn)槲矣杏?xùn)練他講話(huà)。 顧客又問(wèn)： 那這只呢？他會(huì)做什么？為什么要賣(mài)這么貴？ 老板說(shuō)：他除了會(huì)說(shuō)話(huà)之外， 還會(huì)表演一些有趣的動(dòng)作， 好比說(shuō)跳舞等等， 所以才賣(mài)這么貴。 顧客接著又問(wèn)： 那第三只呢？他會(huì)做什么？為什么要賣(mài)這么貴？老板說(shuō)： 我不知道。我從 沒(méi)聽(tīng)過(guò)他講話(huà)、吹口哨或唱歌，也沒(méi)看過(guò)他跳舞，什么都沒(méi)有！不過(guò)另外兩只叫 他：老板！Where is the egg?Teacher: Can you make a sentence wi

5、th the word egg?Student: Yes. I ate a piece of cake yesterday.egg?Teacher: Then where is theStudent: In the cake, Sir.雞蛋在哪里？ 老師：你能用 “雞蛋”一詞造句嗎？ 學(xué)生：可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。 老師： “雞蛋”在哪？ 學(xué)生：在蛋糕里，先生Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that

6、. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comesout, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so

7、 many tickets? Howmany friends do you meet? ”“No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”湯姆是個(gè)小孩， 他才 7 歲。 當(dāng)他去電影院的時(shí)候。那時(shí)他第一次去。他買(mǎi)了張 票進(jìn)去了。 但沒(méi)過(guò)兩三分鐘他就出來(lái)了， 然后買(mǎi)了第二張票又進(jìn)去了。 幾分鐘 后他又出來(lái)買(mǎi)了第三張票。 接著兩三分鐘后他又出來(lái)買(mǎi)票。 一個(gè)女的問(wèn)她， “你 為什么要買(mǎi)那么多票啊 ? 你見(jiàn)到了幾個(gè)朋友？ 沒(méi)有， 我里面沒(méi)朋友， 但是 每當(dāng)我進(jìn)門(mén)

8、的時(shí)候一位大的女人老把我的票給剪了 Child: My uncle has 1000 men under him.Man: He is really somebody. What does he do?Child: A maintenance man in a cemetery 他真是一個(gè)大人物 小孩：我叔叔下面有 1000 個(gè)人。男人：他真是一個(gè)大人物。他是干什么的？ 小孩：墓地守墓人。Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a

9、 great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.一名偉人 老師：如果莎士比亞還活著，他會(huì)是一名偉人嗎？ 學(xué)生：當(dāng)然。因?yàn)榈侥壳盀橹?，還沒(méi)有人活到 400 多歲。Mr. Smith: Waiter, theres a dead fly in my soup. Waiter: Yes, sir, I know-its the heat that kills it. 史密斯先生：服務(wù)員，我的湯里有一只死蒼蠅 服務(wù)員：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被燙死的Son: Dad, give me a dime.Father: Son, dont

10、 you think youre getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?Son: I guess youre right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you? 兒子：爸爸，給我一角錢(qián)。父親：兒子，你不認(rèn)為你已經(jīng)長(zhǎng)大了， 不該再老是一角一角地要錢(qián)了 （該自立了 ）， 不是嗎？?jī)鹤樱喊职郑蚁肽闶菍?duì)的，那給我一塊錢(qián)行嗎？A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate. Sometimes the kids think they f

11、all in love when they have a crush on someone elsein the class, when they re eight or ten years old or something like that. So the eight-year-old kid came back home and asked his father,“Father,is it expensive to be married? ”And the father said, “Yes, son, it is very expensive. ”So the son asked, “

12、Howmuchdoes it cost? ”And the father said, “Idon t know, son. I m still paying. ” 有個(gè)小孩愛(ài)上了另一個(gè)小孩， 對(duì)方是學(xué)校的同學(xué)。 八歲或十歲左右的孩子有時(shí)會(huì) 迷戀班上某個(gè)人，然后就以為自己戀愛(ài)了。因此這個(gè)八歲的小孩回家問(wèn)他爸爸： 爸爸，結(jié)婚很花錢(qián)嗎？爸爸說(shuō)： 是啊，兒子，非?；ㄥX(qián)。 兒子又問(wèn)：要 花多少錢(qián)呢？爸爸說(shuō)： 我不知道，兒子，我到現(xiàn)在還一直在付錢(qián)?。?Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected? No, sir, but yo

13、u said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it. “孩子，你為什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了嗎？ ” “沒(méi)有，老師?？墒悄阕蛱煺f(shuō)你告訴我的知識(shí)都是一個(gè)耳朵里進(jìn)，一個(gè)耳朵里出， 所以我要把它堵在里面。 ”“Im sorry ， Madam，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boys tooth .”“Twenty d ollars! Why ，

14、I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”“Yes， but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office . ” “對(duì)不起，夫人，為您孩子拔牙我要收取 20 美元。” “20 美元！為什么？不是說(shuō)好只要 4 美元。 ” “是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四個(gè)病人嚇跑了。 ”TWO： Teacher ：We all know that beat causes a

15、n object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now， can anyone give me a good example?John：Well ，in the summer the days are long ， and in the winter the days are short.老師：我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理?，F(xiàn)在，誰(shuí)給我舉個(gè)例子？ 約翰：嗯，在夏天天都長(zhǎng)，在冬天天都短。The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started

16、again, and said he: Let me ask the evolutionist a question - if we had tails like a baboon, where are they? Ill venture an answer, said an old lady. We have worn them off sitting here so long. 教進(jìn)化論的老師已經(jīng)滔滔不絕地講了快兩個(gè)小時(shí)，他的話(huà)題又來(lái)了： “讓我向進(jìn) 化論者提個(gè)問(wèn)題 如果我們?cè)?jīng)像狒狒那樣長(zhǎng)著尾巴， 那么現(xiàn)在尾巴到哪里去 了？”“我來(lái)試試看， ”一位老太太說(shuō)。 “該是我們?cè)谶@里坐這么久把它

17、們磨掉了吧。 ”A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich manwill give me muchfood; he will give mevery nice food to eat. Then he took the apples and threw them aw

18、ay into the dust. He went on and came to a river. The river had becomevery big; so he could not go over it. He waited for sometime; then he said, I cannot go to the rich mans house today, for I cannot get over the river. He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He c

19、ame to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them. Do not throw good things away; you may be glad tohave them at some other time.【譯文】 一個(gè)人正朝著一個(gè)富人的房子走去，當(dāng)他沿著路走時(shí)，在路的一邊他 發(fā)現(xiàn)一箱好蘋(píng)果，他說(shuō)： “我不打算吃那些蘋(píng)果，因?yàn)楦蝗藭?huì)給我更多的食物， 他會(huì)給我很好吃的東西。 ”然后他拿起蘋(píng)果，一把扔到土里去。 他繼續(xù)走，來(lái)到 河邊，河漲水了，因此，他到不了河對(duì)岸，他等了一會(huì)兒，然后他說(shuō)： “

20、今天我 去不了富人家了，因?yàn)槲也荒芏蛇^(guò)河。 ”他開(kāi)始回家，那天他沒(méi)有吃東西。他就 開(kāi)始去找吃的，他找到蘋(píng)果，很高興地把它們從塵土中翻出來(lái)吃了。 不要把好 東西扔掉，換個(gè)時(shí)候你會(huì)覺(jué)得它們大有用處。A Good BoyLittle Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the moneyI gave you yesterday? I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered. Youre a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are

21、 two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?She is the one who sells the candy.好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢(qián)。“昨天給你的錢(qián)干什么了？ ”“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆， ”他回答說(shuō)。 “你真是個(gè)好孩子， ”媽媽驕傲地說(shuō)。 “再 給你兩分錢(qián)?？赡銥槭裁磳?duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢？ ”“她是個(gè)賣(mài)糖果的。 ”DrunkOne day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interest

22、ed in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, Whats the meaning of the word Drunk, dad? Well, my son, his father replied, look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk. But, dad, the boy said, theres only ONE policeman!醉酒一天，

23、父親與小兒子一塊兒回家。 這個(gè)孩子正處于那種對(duì)什么事都很感興趣的年 齡，老是有提不完的問(wèn)題。他向父親發(fā)問(wèn)道： “爸爸， 醉字是什么意思？ ”“唔， 孩子，”父親回答說(shuō)， “你瞧那兒站著兩個(gè)警察。如果我把他們看成了四個(gè)，那么 我就算醉了。 ”“可是，爸爸， ”孩子說(shuō)， “那兒只有一個(gè)警察呀！ ”Sleeping PillsBob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night

24、Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: I didnt have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.Thats fine, roared the boss, but where were you Mondayand Tuesday? 安眠藥鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生給他開(kāi)了一些強(qiáng)力安眠藥。 星期

25、天晚上鮑勃吃了藥，睡得很好，在鬧鐘響之前就醒了過(guò)來(lái)。他到了辦公室， 遛達(dá)進(jìn)去，對(duì)老板說(shuō)： “我今天早上起床一點(diǎn)麻煩都沒(méi)有。 ” “好啊! ”老板吼道， “那你星期一和星期二到哪兒去了？ ”普通英語(yǔ)故事Story 1 I Don t Like HerBob goes to a new school.One day he comes back, “Bob, do you like your new teacher? ”his mother asks.“Idon t like her, Mother. Because first she says that three and threeis six

26、, and then she says that two and four is six, too.”故事 1 我不喜歡她 鮑勃的去了所新學(xué)校。 一天，他回到家，他媽媽問(wèn)他： “你喜歡你的新老師嗎？ ” “不，我不喜歡她，媽媽。因?yàn)樗日f(shuō) 3加3等于 6，然后她又說(shuō) 2加4等于6.”Story 2 Ten CandiesMother asks her son,“Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four,then how many candles do you have? ”“Ten. ”Jim says.“Then, ”Mother asks

27、.“Yes, Mum. Four candles are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isntit right?”故事 2 十塊糖媽媽問(wèn)兒子： “吉姆， 如果你有 10塊糖，吃了 4 塊，那你還有幾塊糖？ ” “10 塊。 ”吉姆說(shuō)?！?0 塊？ ”媽媽問(wèn)。“是的，媽媽。因?yàn)?4塊在我的肚子里面， 6塊在肚子外面， 4加6等于 10，不 對(duì)嗎？”Story 3 Count Tomorrow MorningIt sa right. John is looking at the

28、sky.Tom is John s younger brother. He asks John“What are you doing? ”John says, “I m counting stars. ”Tom laughs and says, “It s really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow morning? ”故事 3 明天早上數(shù) 這是一個(gè)晚上。約翰抬頭看著天空。湯姆是約翰的弟弟。他問(wèn)約翰： “你在干什么？ ” 約翰說(shuō)： “我在數(shù)星星。 ”湯姆笑著說(shuō)： “現(xiàn)在天空太黑了。你為什么不等到明天早上再數(shù)呢？ ”Story 4 Are Flies

29、 Yummy?Tony and his father are eating dinner.Suddenly Tony asks his father,“Dad, are flies yummy? ”Dad frowns and says,“No, I think its yucky. Why do you ask me thisquestion? It s a silly question.”But Tony says, “There was one fly in your plate.” 故事 4 蒼蠅好吃嗎？托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。突然，托尼問(wèn)他的爸爸： “爸爸，蒼蠅好吃嗎？ ”爸爸皺眉

30、說(shuō)： “我想不好吃。你怎么會(huì)問(wèn)這個(gè)問(wèn)題？這可是一個(gè)愚蠢的問(wèn)題。 ” 可是托尼說(shuō)： “剛才你盤(pán)子里有一只蒼蠅。 ”Story 5 I Don t Want to Walk HomeTom is a very old man. After dinner, he likes walking in the street.And he goes to bed at seven oclock.But tonight, a car stopped at his house. A policeman helps him get out.He tells Tom s wife, “The old man cou

31、ldn t find his way in the street.He asked me to take him in the car.”After the policeman leaves there, his wife asks,“Tom, you go to thestreet every night. But tonight you cant find the way, whats the matter? The old mansmiles like a child and says, “I couldn t find my way? I didn t want to walk hom

32、e. ” 故事 5 我不想走回家湯姆是一位老人，他喜歡在晚飯后到大街上散步，在 7 點(diǎn)回來(lái)睡覺(jué)。 但是，今天晚上一輛小汽車(chē)停在他家門(mén)前， 湯姆在一位警察的幫助下走下汽車(chē)。警察告訴湯姆的妻子： “這位老人在街上迷路了，他讓我用汽車(chē)送他回來(lái)警察走后：“湯姆，你每天都到那條街上散步， 但是今天你迷路了， 你怎么了？ ”這位老人像孩子般的笑道： “我迷路了？我是不想走路回家Story 6 It Must Be CrowdedA teacher is telling his students,“The moon is very large. Severalmillions people can live

33、 there.”And a boy laughs and says, “It must get crowded whenit s a crescent moon.” 故事 6 一定很擁擠一位告訴學(xué)生： “月亮非常大，上面能住幾百人。 ” 一個(gè)男孩笑著說(shuō)： “當(dāng)月亮變成月牙的時(shí)候，住在上面的人該多擁擠??！ ”Story 7 It s Good to Admit a FaultJohn is not a“good”student. He always sleeps in the class. Today hesleeps again.“John! ”Teacher says angrily.“Wh

34、at? Whats wrong? ”John is awaken.“Why do you make a face? It s classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing.”。8Teacher says.“No one is laughing. ”Teacher says.“No, it s not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping.”John fellsupset.“Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy. ”Teacher is satisfied with it.故事 7 認(rèn)錯(cuò)約翰并不是個(gè) “好 ”學(xué)生。他總是在上課的時(shí)候睡覺(jué)。今天他又睡著了。 “約翰！ ”老師生氣地喊他?！笆裁?？出什么事了？ ”約翰醒了。 “你為什么要做鬼臉？這是教室！看看！同學(xué)們都在笑！ ”老師生氣地說(shuō)。“沒(méi)有人在笑呀。 ”其他同學(xué)笑聲地嘀咕。 “不，不是我。我沒(méi)有做鬼臉。剛才我睡著了。 ”約翰感到不安?！班牛€不錯(cuò)。你承認(rèn)自己的錯(cuò)誤，還是給好孩子 ”老師為此感到滿(mǎn)意。Story 8 Adding Feet to a SnakeOne day, Mr. Lion holds a party. Many animal