幽默英語演講稿范文（精選3篇）

1、the world is always unpredictable, and a persons fate often changes in an instant.同學互助一起進步（頁眉可刪）幽默英語演講稿范文（精選3篇） 幽默英語演講稿1matt and his wife lived in the country. matt was very stingy and hated spending money. one day a fair came to the nearby town.lets go to the fair, matt, his wife said. we havent be

2、en anywhere for a long time.matt thought about this for a while. he knew he would have to spend money at the fair. at last he said, all right, but im not going to spend much money. well look at things, but we wont buy anything. they went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. there were ma

3、ny things matts wife wanted to buy, but he would not let her spend any money.then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane.fun flights! the notice said, $ 10 for 10 minutes.matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. however, he didnt want to have to pay for his wife

4、, as well.ive only got $ 10, he told the pilot. can my wife come with me for free? the pilot wasnt selling many tickets, so he said, ill make a bargain with you. if your wife doesnt scream or shout, she can have a free flight.matt agreed, and got into the small airplane with his wife.the pilot took

5、off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. at one moment it was flying upside down.when the plane landed, the pilot said, 0. k. your wife didnt make a sound. she can have her ride free.thank you, matt said. it wasnt easy for her, you know, especially when she fell out.幽默英語演講稿2mary was an engl

6、ish girl, but she lived in rome. she was six years old. last year her mother said to her, “youre six years old now, mary, and youre going to begin going to a school here. youre going to like it very much, because its a nice school.”“is it an english school” mary asked.” yes, it is,” her mother said.

7、 mary went to the school, and enjoyed her lessons. her mother always took her to school in the morning and brought her home in the afternoon. last monday her mother went to the school at 4 oclock, and mary ran out of her class. “weve got a new girl in our class today, mummy,” she said. “shes six yea

8、rs old too, and shes very nice, but she isnt english. shes german.” “does she speak english” marys mother asked.” no, but she laughs in english,” mary said happily.幽默英語演講稿3earn english not only because of its importance and its usefulness,but also because of my love for it.when i learn english, i ca

9、n feel a different way of thinking which gives me more room to touch the world.when i read english novels,i can feel the pleasure from the book which is different from reading the translation.when i speak english, i can feel the confident from my words.when i write english,i can see the beauty which

10、 is not the same as our chinese.i love english,it gives me a colorful dream.i hope i can travel around the world one day. with my good english, i can make friends with many people from different contries.i can see many places of great intrests.i dream that i can go to london,because it is the birth place of english.i also want to use my good english to introduce our great places to the english spoken people,i hope that they can love our country like us.i know, rome was not built in a day. i believe that after continuous hard study, one day i can speak english very well. if you want