高中英語 生活大爆炸第5季中英字幕20素材

1、生活大爆炸第5季中英字幕2000:00:03,382 -> 00:00:05,601我真是愛死這雞肉了Oh, my God. I love this chicken.200:00:05,603 -> 00:00:07,186你知道嗎Oh, you know what they say,300:00:07,188 -> 00:00:10,689生活中美好的事物其實都是免費的best things in life are free.400:00:10,691 -> 00:00:12,658你說得沒錯 我是白吃了你很多東西Okay, you're right. I e

2、at your food a lot.500:00:12,660 -> 00:00:13,609不如這樣Now, how about this?600:00:13,611 -> 00:00:15,410你也可以隨時去我家冰箱里拿吃的You can raid my fridge anytime you want.700:00:15,412 -> 00:00:17,196真大方啊你Oh, that's very kind of you.800:00:17,198 -> 00:00:20,365等到下次我想喝著腌菜汁Next time I have a hankeri

3、ng to wash down a D-cell battery900:00:20,367 -> 00:00:22,034就著我的一號電池吃的時候with a jar of old pickle juice,1000:00:22,036 -> 00:00:24,453我會來找你拿的I'll come a-knockin'.1100:00:24,455 -> 00:00:26,622Raj 你好像還沒回復我啊Hey, Raj, you didn't send your RSVP in.1200:00:26,624 -> 00:00:29,541我想

4、知道你會不會帶個伴來參加我的婚禮I'm suppose to ask you if you're bringing someone to the wedding.1300:00:29,543 -> 00:00:31,343我會告訴你的I'll let you know.1400:00:31,345 -> 00:00:32,678能盡快嗎？Well, can you make it soon?1500:00:32,680 -> 00:00:34,713排座位表大家都快搶瘋了There's a battle royale going on over

5、 the seating charts.1600:00:34,715 -> 00:00:38,416Bernadette她媽做一邊 其他三邊 我媽坐In one corner, Bernadette's mom, in the other three, mine.1700:00:38,418 -> 00:00:41,270我討厭婚禮歡迎會Yeah, I hate wedding receptions.1800:00:41,272 -> 00:00:42,688我倒希望新郎和新娘Yeah, I wish the bride and groom1900:00:42,690

6、 -> 00:00:44,106能學學Bilbo Baggins（指環(huán)王中的角色）would take a cue from Bilbo Baggins.2000:00:44,108 -> 00:00:47,276直接帶戒指 走人 然后賓客也可以全部回家去Slip on the ring, disappear, and everyone goes home.2100:00:47,278 -> 00:00:50,112你以前不是挺喜歡Geyser教授的那個婚禮的嗎Mm, you liked Professor Geyser's wedding.2200:00:50,11

7、4 -> 00:00:52,681因為他們有個自助圣代冰激凌吧臺They had a make-your-own-sundae bar.2300:00:52,683 -> 00:00:55,067真是難忘的一夜啊Oh, that was a night to remember.2400:00:55,069 -> 00:00:59,571我光堅果口味就吃了一大碗 那叫一個爽哇Do you know, on one trip, I just had a bowl of nuts.2500:00:59,573 -> 00:01:02,324不過你要帶伴來的話 還是提前跟我說一

8、聲比較好Anyway, you got to let me know if you have a plus one.2600:01:02,326 -> 00:01:04,626如果不說的話 可能就沒位了 Because if not, my mom's trying to sneak in the doctor2700:01:04,628 -> 00:01:07,079我媽正想請她的減肥醫(yī)生來呢who sucked the fat out of her neck.2800:01:10,633 -> 00:01:12,134好吧All right, uh, fine.2

9、900:01:12,136 -> 00:01:14,136我會帶個人來I'm coming and I'm bringing somebody.3000:01:14,138 -> 00:01:15,587Koothrappali 兩位Uh, Koothrappali plus one.3100:01:15,589 -> 00:01:16,454你要帶誰去？Who you bringing?3200:01:16,456 -> 00:01:17,556你又要帶誰去？Who are you bringing?!3300:01:18,641 -> 00:0

10、1:20,843他要帶我去 你帶誰？He's bringing me; who are you bringing?3400:01:20,845 -> 00:01:24,629怎么這么多愛管閑事的Wow, what a bunch of Nosey O'Donnells.3500:01:24,631 -> 00:01:26,164說吧 是誰Come on, who is it?3600:01:26,166 -> 00:01:28,016我不會說的I'm not telling.3700:01:28,018 -> 00:01:31,069我是亞洲人

11、我來自神秘的東方 慢慢習慣吧I'm from Asia, I'm mysterious, deal with it.3800:01:32,138 -> 00:01:34,823Howard你婚禮不弄一個自助圣代冰激凌吧臺嗎？Howard aren't having a make-your-own-sundae bar?3900:01:34,825 -> 00:01:36,658不太可能I don't think so.4000:01:36,660 -> 00:01:37,693你應(yīng)該弄一個Well, you should.4100:01:37,

12、695 -> 00:01:39,745有一半的婚姻都是以離婚收場的50% of marriages end in divorce,4200:01:39,747 -> 00:01:43,565但是自助圣代冰激凌吧臺都是讓我們開心收場的but 100% of make-your-own-sundae bars end in happiness.4600:02:14,776 -> 00:02:16,910媽媽 爸爸 最近好嗎？Hello, Mummy, Daddy. How are you?4700:02:16,912 -> 00:02:18,995很好 沒啥可抱怨的Pret

13、ty good. Can't complain.4800:02:18,997 -> 00:02:20,564我看心里一堆抱怨吧Oh, I'm sure you can.4900:02:20,566 -> 00:02:23,233要不要讓你好好抱怨一會?Just give it a minute.5000:02:23,235 -> 00:02:24,651聽著Listen, uh,5100:02:24,653 -> 00:02:26,870我有些事要告訴你們there's something I want to talk to you about.

14、5200:02:26,872 -> 00:02:29,423我以前一直都沒準備好 但是現(xiàn)在I wasn't ready until now, but.5300:02:29,425 -> 00:02:30,990我覺得是時候了I think it's time.5400:02:30,992 -> 00:02:32,542要發(fā)生的終究還是發(fā)生了It's finally happening.5500:02:32,544 -> 00:02:35,145你要宣布你是同志了吧You're coming out of the closet, aren&

15、#39;t you?5600:02:36,197 -> 00:02:39,049我們愛你 我們也能接受你另類的生活方式We love you, and we accept your alternate lifestyle.5700:02:39,051 -> 00:02:42,369但不要告訴別人Just. keep it to yourself.5800:02:42,371 -> 00:02:45,088我不是同性戀No, I'm not gay.5900:02:45,807 -> 00:02:48,191我只是個喜歡女人玩意的直男If anything, I&

16、#39;m metrosexual.6000:02:48,193 -> 00:02:49,326什么東西？What's that?6100:02:49,328 -> 00:02:51,027我意思是說我喜歡女人It means I like women6200:02:51,029 -> 00:02:53,280還喜歡她們的護膚品as well as their skin-care products.6300:02:53,282 -> 00:02:54,998你要是不是宣布你是同性戀Well, if you're not coming out,6400:0

17、2:55,000 -> 00:02:57,934干嘛要在板球半決賽的時候打過來？why did you call us during the cricket semifinals?6500:02:57,936 -> 00:03:01,071我一直努力想找個人認識 已經(jīng)厭煩了I'm tired of trying to meet someone,6600:03:01,073 -> 00:03:04,791現(xiàn)在你們是不是能幫我找一個and I think I'd like you to help me find a.6700:03:04,793 -> 00:

18、03:06,660老婆a wife.6800:03:06,662 -> 00:03:08,678先問清楚And just to clarify.6900:03:08,680 -> 00:03:10,447要女的？a female wife?7000:03:10,449 -> 00:03:12,799是Yes!7100:03:12,801 -> 00:03:15,802包辦婚姻 很聰明啊Matchmaking- very smart move, son.7200:03:15,804 -> 00:03:17,954比自由戀愛好多了Much better than ma

19、rrying for love.7300:03:22,760 -> 00:03:25,362我們當初是自由戀愛的呀We married for love.7400:03:25,364 -> 00:03:29,032咱們這不很幸福嘛And it's been wonderful!7500:03:31,319 -> 00:03:35,555量子物理學總是讓我很開心Quantum physics makes me so happy.7600:03:35,557 -> 00:03:36,907我也替你開心Yeah, I'm glad.7700:03:36,909

20、 -> 00:03:39,593就好像看著宇宙光著身子一樣It's like looking at the universe naked.7800:03:47,369 -> 00:03:49,252有空嗎？Hi. Guys got a minute?7900:03:49,254 -> 00:03:50,504什么事？Sure. What's up?8000:03:50,506 -> 00:03:53,072我想了想那天晚上Sheldon說的那個玩笑Well, I was thinking about Sheldon's little joke81

21、00:03:53,074 -> 00:03:55,208說我一直吃白食the other night about me eating all your food.8200:03:55,210 -> 00:03:57,377那可不算玩笑 但是Oh! That was no joke. But.8300:03:58,262 -> 00:03:59,379我理解你的困惑I understand your confusion,8400:03:59,381 -> 00:04:01,465因為我可是我們一群人中常駐的幽默大師as I am our group's resid

22、ent cutup.8500:04:03,100 -> 00:04:04,201不好意思I'm sorry,8600:04:04,203 -> 00:04:06,102你是我們的常駐幽默大師?you are our resident cutup?8700:04:06,104 -> 00:04:08,438沒錯Yes.8800:04:08,440 -> 00:04:10,423證明給我看Oh, prove it.8900:04:10,425 -> 00:04:11,475咚咚咚(敲門聲)Knock-knock.9000:04:11,477 -> 00:

23、04:13,143- 是誰? - 打擾你的物理學家- Who's there? - Interrupting physicist.9100:04:13,145 -> 00:04:16,062物理學. 是介子! (耳朵君,俺沒聽懂笑點哪)Interrupting phys. Muon!9200:04:18,816 -> 00:04:21,434我那個廣告剩余的一點點支票兌現(xiàn)了Anyway, I got a little residual check from my commercial,9300:04:21,436 -> 00:04:23,587所以我想 是不是給你們a

24、nd I thought, hey, how about I get the guys9400:04:23,589 -> 00:04:25,939一些小小的感謝作為回報?a little thank you to pay them back?9500:04:25,941 -> 00:04:26,773所以 Sheldon.So, Sheldon.9600:04:26,775 -> 00:04:28,575ta-da!ta-da!9700:04:28,577 -> 00:04:31,277老式盒裝全新未開封的A vintage mint-in-box9800:04:31,

25、279 -> 00:04:34,2801975年Mego產(chǎn)星際迷航傳送機1975 Mego Star Trek Transporter9900:04:34,282 -> 00:04:35,749逼真模擬傳送過程with real transporter action.10000:04:35,751 -> 00:04:37,617正點!Hot darn!10100:04:37,619 -> 00:04:40,253你從哪兒弄來的?Where did you get that?10200:04:40,255 -> 00:04:41,721漫畫書店里的Stuart那兒F

26、rom Stuart, at the comic book store.10300:04:41,723 -> 00:04:44,808你一個人去漫畫書店了?You went to the comic book store by yourself?10400:04:44,810 -> 00:04:46,476嗯 挺有意思的Yeah. It was fun.10500:04:46,478 -> 00:04:49,813我一走進去 倆家伙哮喘就發(fā)作了I walked in, and two different guys got asthma attacks.10600:04:50,

27、815 -> 00:04:52,799感覺還不錯Felt pretty good.10700:04:52,801 -> 00:04:55,318這絕對鄭重表達一下我的謝意This calls for an expression of gratitude.10800:04:55,320 -> 00:04:58,071喔 我會得到一個罕見的Sheldon Cooper式擁抱嗎?Ooh, am I about to get a rare Sheldon Cooper hug?10900:04:58,073 -> 00:05:00,407這次不行 這樣這擁抱就顯得不特殊了No,

28、 not this time. Then they wouldn't be special.11000:05:00,409 -> 00:05:01,808謝啦 PennyThanks, Penny.11100:05:03,694 -> 00:05:05,161沒關(guān)系You're welcome.11200:05:05,163 -> 00:05:07,163別擔心 我沒忘了你Don't worry, I didn't forget about you.11300:05:07,165 -> 00:05:08,481Oh.Oh.11400:05

29、:08,483 -> 00:05:10,700Leonard 你的禮物是.Leonard, I got you.11500:05:10,702 -> 00:05:12,602一個標簽機!a label-maker!11600:05:18,492 -> 00:05:21,661Wow.Wow.11700:05:21,663 -> 00:05:23,046這很棒No, it's great.11800:05:23,048 -> 00:05:25,999- 也是盒裝全新未開封的 - 對啊- Also mint-in-box. - Mm.11900:05:26,0

30、01 -> 00:05:28,351一樣還有一個傳送機給你!And I got you a transporter, too!12000:05:28,353 -> 00:05:29,886太好了!Awesome!12100:05:33,391 -> 00:05:35,642看吶 這傳送機實際上就是為Look, it was actually designed for12200:05:35,644 -> 00:05:37,176我的老式Spock先生人偶度身訂做的.my vintage Mr. Spock action figure.12300:05:37,178 -&g

31、t; 00:05:39,429太棒了!我們拆封開始傳送吧Oh, that's great! Let's open them up and put him in there.12400:05:39,431 -> 00:05:41,481- 拆封?! - 老天 不行!- Open it?! - Oh, good Lord, no!12500:05:41,483 -> 00:05:43,700為啥?他們不就是玩具嘛Why? They're just toys.12600:05:43,702 -> 00:05:45,869- 這可是收藏品 - 這是全新盒裝未開

32、封的- They're collectibles. - They're mint-in-box.12700:05:45,871 -> 00:05:47,621我們就不能拆一個看看啥樣?Come on. Can't we open one up and take a look?12800:05:47,623 -> 00:05:49,856不行!No, don't!12900:05:49,858 -> 00:05:52,993一旦你開了封 就不值錢了Once you open the box, it loses its value.13000:05

33、:52,995 -> 00:05:56,329好吧 我老媽也說 貞潔這東西,一開封就.Yeah, yeah. My mom gave me the same lecture about my virginity.13100:05:58,132 -> 00:06:00,333不過得告訴你 拆了封拿出來玩Gotta tell you, it was a lot more fun13200:06:00,335 -> 00:06:02,519真的有趣多了taking it out and playing with it.13300:06:04,922 -> 00:06:07,8

34、74你確定當你和這個女生約會的時候我們要在場嗎?Are you sure you want us here when you meet this woman?13400:06:07,876 -> 00:06:08,842是的Oh, yes.13500:06:08,844 -> 00:06:10,010在我們的文化中 第一次約會有媒人在場In my culture, it's expected13600:06:10,012 -> 00:06:12,012監(jiān)督整個過程是理所應(yīng)當?shù)膖o have a chaperone to oversee a first date.137

35、00:06:12,014 -> 00:06:14,598再加上我想留下個好印象 別見怪 Plus, I want to make a good impression, and no offense,13800:06:14,600 -> 00:06:18,351和你們坐一起 我看上去像一米八五but with you guys here, I look like I'm six-two.13900:06:19,854 -> 00:06:22,856我在高中跳舞的時候修女們總是全程監(jiān)督The nuns always chaperoned the dances at my

36、high school.14000:06:22,858 -> 00:06:26,993我們跳得正被圣靈感動(正蠢蠢欲動) 就被下令停止了They used to make us leave room between us for the Holy Spirit.14100:06:26,995 -> 00:06:28,528印度教徒會做同樣的事啊Uh, Hindus do the same thing.14200:06:28,530 -> 00:06:31,531唯一不同的是 他們是被一頭牛的圣靈之光感動噠Except they leave room for a cow.143

37、00:06:31,533 -> 00:06:35,085聽著 我是很喜歡你那迷人的種族主義式的幽默 Listen, I love your charming racist humor, but any chance14400:06:35,087 -> 00:06:37,454不過有沒有可能待會兒她來了你別嘲笑我的信仰呢?you could not mock my religion while she's here? 14500:06:37,456 -> 00:06:39,673昨天你還因為我吃熏鮭魚嘲笑我呢Yesterday, you made fun of me f

38、or eating lox.14600:06:39,675 -> 00:06:41,675這個不一樣 你們不崇拜鮭魚.It's different, your people don't worship lox.14700:06:41,677 -> 00:06:44,728很明顯你沒有和我堂兄一起吃過早午餐Clearly, you've never been to brunch with my cousins.14800:06:45,846 -> 00:06:47,631包辦婚姻-父母直接決定So, arranged marriages- the par

39、ents just decide14900:06:47,633 -> 00:06:49,432然后你就結(jié)婚了?and then you have to get married?15000:06:49,434 -> 00:06:51,351不是的 我有發(fā)言權(quán)的No, no, I get a say in it.15100:06:51,353 -> 00:06:53,553但我能確定的是 無論來的是誰But I'm sure whoever shows up will be better company15200:06:53,555 -> 00:06:54,888都

40、會比我曾3P過的than the threesome I've been having15300:06:54,890 -> 00:06:57,440Jemima姨姨和Butterworth太太要好with Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth.15400:06:59,360 -> 00:07:01,061打擾了 你是Rajesh嗎?Excuse me, are you Rajesh?15500:07:01,063 -> 00:07:01,945是的Ah, yes.15600:07:01,947 -> 00:07:02,979你一定是L

41、akshmiYou must be Lakshmi.15700:07:02,981 -> 00:07:04,263很高興見到你Uh, nice to meet you.15800:07:04,265 -> 00:07:05,732同樣也很高興見到你Nice to meet you, too.15900:07:06,618 -> 00:07:08,101這是我的朋友Oh! These are my friends.16000:07:08,103 -> 00:07:09,786- 這是Bernadette - 你好- This is Bernadette. - Hello.

42、16100:07:09,788 -> 00:07:11,655-這是Howard -很高興認識你- And this is Howard. - Nice to meet you.16200:07:11,657 -> 00:07:14,207-幸會 -請坐- You, too. - Please, have a seat.16300:07:14,209 -> 00:07:16,910我看說不定咱們能同時結(jié)婚哩I'm thinking double wedding.16400:07:21,248 -> 00:07:24,334Cooper博士Dr. Cooper.1

43、6500:07:26,137 -> 00:07:29,272Cooper博士?Dr. Cooper?16600:07:29,274 -> 00:07:30,507是不是有人?Is someone there?16700:07:30,509 -> 00:07:33,109下面 在你桌子上Down here. On your desk.16800:07:36,964 -> 00:07:38,798Spock?Spock?16900:07:38,800 -> 00:07:41,668我要跟你談?wù)処 need to speak with you.17000:07:41,6

44、70 -> 00:07:44,804有意思Fascinating.17100:07:44,806 -> 00:07:48,158唯一合理的解釋是我在做夢The only logical explanation is that this is a dream.17200:07:48,160 -> 00:07:50,994這并非唯一合理的解釋It is not the only logical explanation.17300:07:50,996 -> 00:07:53,563還可以是 你被 比如說 椰子For example, you could be hallucin

45、ating17400:07:53,565 -> 00:07:58,068打到了腦袋后 產(chǎn)生了幻覺after being hit on the head by, say, a coconut.17500:07:58,070 -> 00:08:01,821我被椰子打到了腦袋嗎?Was I hit on the head by a coconut?17600:08:01,823 -> 00:08:05,792我對此不屑回答I am not going to dignify that with a response.17700:08:07,044 -> 00:08:08,244

46、現(xiàn)在談?wù)勈诸^的事Now to the matter at hand.17800:08:08,246 -> 00:08:10,814你得玩這個輸送機玩具You need to play with the transporter toy.17900:08:10,816 -> 00:08:12,265但這是盒裝全新開封的But it's mint-in-box.18000:08:12,267 -> 00:08:13,416是的Yes.18100:08:13,418 -> 00:08:15,502打開它會毀了它的價值A(chǔ)nd to open it would destro

47、y its value.18200:08:15,504 -> 00:08:18,455但記住 你和我一樣But remember, like me,18300:08:18,457 -> 00:08:20,523都有一半人類的血統(tǒng)you also have a human half.18400:08:20,525 -> 00:08:24,510好吧 對此我不屑回答Well, I'm not going to dignify that with a response.18500:08:24,512 -> 00:08:26,930想想看Consider this.18

48、600:08:26,932 -> 00:08:28,798玩具的使命是什么?What is the purpose of a toy?18700:08:28,800 -> 00:08:30,200被玩啊To be played with.18800:08:30,202 -> 00:08:33,203因此 如果不玩它的話會Therefore, to not play with it would be.?18900:08:33,205 -> 00:08:34,704不合理Illogical.19000:08:34,706 -> 00:08:38,357該死 Spock

49、 你說得對Damn it, Spock, you're right.19100:08:38,359 -> 00:08:40,627我要玩它I'll do it.19200:08:40,629 -> 00:08:42,195Sheldon 等等Sheldon, wait.19300:08:43,114 -> 00:08:44,748你二呀 你得先醒來才能玩呀Y(jié)ou have to wake up first.19400:08:44,750 -> 00:08:46,866噢 那是當然Oh, of course.19500:08:46,868 -> 00

50、:08:50,186干掉犯二的那個(phaser是高能量武器)Set phasers to dumb, right?19600:08:51,172 -> 00:08:52,872哦耶 哦耶 哦耶!Goodie, goodie, goodie!19700:08:55,176 -> 00:08:56,676這樣做是不對的 不對的This is wrong, this is wrong.19800:08:56,678 -> 00:08:59,229我很激動 但這是不對的I'm so excited, but this is wrong.19900:09:02,099 -&g

51、t; 00:09:03,850我就要這么做了I'm going to do it.20000:09:03,852 -> 00:09:05,602我正在做了I'm doing it.20100:09:05,604 -> 00:09:07,654我做了I did it.20200:09:12,227 -> 00:09:15,078這是我夢寐以求的1975年的味道That's what I always thought 1975 smelled like.20300:09:18,165 -> 00:09:21,501準備發(fā)射 Scott工程師One t

52、o beam down, Mr. Scott.20400:09:21,503 -> 00:09:23,336一切就緒 Spock船長Aye, aye, Mr. Spock.20500:09:23,338 -> 00:09:24,871發(fā)射！Energize.20600:09:28,592 -> 00:09:30,360發(fā)射！Energize.20700:09:40,387 -> 00:09:41,971不 不要No. No.20800:09:41,973 -> 00:09:43,973別壞呀Don't be broken.20900:09:43,975 -

53、> 00:09:46,609拜托了 別壞了呀Oh, please, don't be broken.21000:09:48,428 -> 00:09:51,564你都讓我做了什么呀?!What did you make me do?!21100:09:51,566 -> 00:09:54,868好了 好了 思考Okay, okay, think.21200:10:01,292 -> 00:10:03,493這樣才合理It's only logical.21300:10:11,304 -> 00:10:12,190我的神啊My goodness,21

54、400:10:12,191 -> 00:10:13,807太美味啦that was delicious.21500:10:13,808 -> 00:10:17,610別吃太飽了 還有 朱古力軟心蛋糕呢Well, I hope you saved room for chocolate lava cake.21600:10:17,612 -> 00:10:19,161厲害Impressive.21700:10:19,464 -> 00:10:21,615軟心蛋糕是怎么做的啊?What goes into making something like that?21800:10:21,617 -> 00:10:23,333本來是要做巧克力舒芙里Well, you start out by trying to21900:10:23,335 -> 00:10:26,386等下陷時 你就慌了（舒芙里做好后會下陷，蓬松化）make chocolate souffle, and when it falls, you panic,22000:10:26,388 -> 00:10:29,289趕忙給他換個名字 這不就是 軟心蛋糕啦quickly chan