英語中的幽默與笑話課件

感謝您的閱覽英語中的幽默與笑話感謝您的閱覽英語中的幽默與笑話1Definitionofhumor

fromdictionary---theabilitytolaughandfindthingsfunny---thequalityofbeingfunnyandmakingpeoplelaugh2Definitionofhumor

Loseweighttolive3Loseweighttolive3Kindsofhumorfunnypoemscrosstalk相聲funnystoriescomedymime啞劇sketch小品jokes4KindsofhumorfunnypoemscrossCustomer:What’sthatfly(蒼蠅)doinginmysoup?Waiter:HeisSwimming,Ithink!joke5Customer:What’sthatfly(蒼蠅)TOM'SEXCUSETeacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"School-GoSlow".湯姆的借口老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到？湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標(biāo)上面寫著："學(xué)校----慢行。"6TOM'SEXCUSE湯姆的借口604MothersentTommytothestoreacrossthestreettobuyagoodboxofmatches.WhenTommycameback,motheraskedhim,”Didyoubuyagoodboxofmatches?”“Yes,Mum.”Tommyreplied,”Ihavetriedthemall.”媽媽讓湯米去馬路對面的商店里買一盒好用的火柴。湯米回來后，媽媽問他，“你買的是好用的火柴嗎？”“是的，媽媽?！睖谆卮穑拔野阉鼈兌荚囘^了?！?04MothersentTommytothesto雙擊此處添加文字Father:Uh,oh,IthinkIjustmadeanillegalright-handturn.Susie:Thatisokay,dad,thepolicemanbehindyoujustdidthesamething!父親：哎呀，我剛才違規(guī)右轉(zhuǎn)彎了。蘇西：沒事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也這么轉(zhuǎn)了。8雙擊此處Father:Uh,oh,IthinkIjusMother:Whyareyoujumpingupanddown?Tom:I'vejusttakensomemedicineandIforgottoshakethebottle.媽媽：你為什么不停地跳上跳下的？湯姆：我剛吃完藥，可我忘了先搖動瓶子了9Mother:Whyareyoujumpingup010203040506070809"Arewepoisonous?"theyoungsnakeaskedhismother."Yes,dear,"shereplied–"Whydoyouask?""CauseI'vejustbittenmytongue!"“我們有毒嗎？”一個年幼的蛇問它的母親?！笆堑?，親愛的，”她回答說，“你問這個干什么？”“因為我剛剛咬破自己的舌頭?！?0010203040506070809"ArewepoisComedyconsistsoftypesofentertainment,suchasplaysandfilms,orparticularscenesinthem,thatareintendedtomakepeoplelaugh.Acomedyisaplay,film,ortelevisionprogrammethatisintendedtomakepeoplelaughComedies11ComedyconsistsoftypesofenCharlieChaplinmime啞劇Mimeistheuseofmovementsandgesturesinordertoexpresssomethingortellastorywithoutusingspeech.12CharlieChaplinmime啞劇Mimeissketch小品Asketchisashorthumorouspieceofacting,usuallyformingpartofacomedyshow.13sketch小品AsketchisashorthuCrosstalk14Crosstalk14Dearwhite,somethingyougottoknow,

WhenIwasborn,Iwasblack.

WhenIgrowup,Iamblack.

WhenI'munderthesun,I'mblack.WhenI'mcold,I'mblack.

WhenI'mafraid,I'mblack.

WhenI'msick,I'mblack

WhenIdie,I'mstillblack

Funnystoryyou---whitepeople,

Whenyouwereborn,youwerepink.

Whenyougrowup,youbecomewhite.

You'reredunderthesun

You'rebluewhenyou'recold.

Youareyellowwhenyou'reafraid.

You'regreenwhenyou'resick.

You'regraywhenyoudie.

Andyou,callme"color"?黑人的幽默15Dearwhite,somethingyougotImportanceofhumorLookingaround,you’llfindthatpeopleprefertostaywithhumorouspersons,andquitealotofpeoplearecultivatingtheirsensesofhumor.Asenseofhumor,God‘sgreatestgifttomankind,isuniversallyconsideredthemostvaluablepersonality.Itisbornwithineveryperson‘sheart,buthastobecultivated.16ImportanceofhumorLookingarHumorchangesourmoodIfyouareangrywithsomeone(orviceversa),oftenalittlebitofhumorcanhelptolightenthemoodandhelpresolvethedifferences.Ifthereissomethingsad,alittlebitofhumorcanhelpyougetoutofthat.Humorhelpsustoovercomethedifficultiesoflife.Humorallowsustotakeastepbackandseethethingsthatareimportantinlife.17HumorchangesourmoodIfyouaHumormakesyoupopularItconducestoothers’feelingthatyouareeasygoingandaccessible,whichmakesyoulookmoreattractive.Thus,resultinpeopleopeningtheirheartstomakefriendswithyou.18HumormakesyoupopularItconSummaryApersonwithouthumorisjustlikeaspringwithoutflowers,orlikeadishwithoutseasoning.Humorcanimprovephysicalaswellasmentalwell-being.Ithelpsusbearourburdens,lessenourtension,overcomeourfrustrationandkeepgoodtermswithothers.Asenseofhumorisreallyoneofthekeystohappiness.Itgivesfunandzesttolifetomakeitworthliving.19SummaryApersonwithouthumor

Facingtheocean,春暖花開

Enjoylifeandwewillbesuccessful.Ihopewecankeepsmile.20

Facingtheocean,春暖花開

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thPoorlittlebaby28Poorlittlebaby28Fromthepicture，weknow，

cannotletamenlookafterchildrendeterminedly29Fromthepicture，weknow，

canPS30PS30DoyouknowGuodegang?31DoyouknowGuodegang?31ThisisthejourneytotheWestversionofGuoDegang

這是西游記版郭德綱32ThisisthejourneytotheWesThisistheyoungGuoDegang

這是郭德綱小時候33ThisistheyoungGuoDegang

please,makethesecitymanagementmoreviolence.求ps大神把這些城管p得暴力一點兒reply：神回復(fù)：34please,makethesecitymanagreply：神回復(fù)：makeabeautybesideme,please.求ps大神把我旁邊P上一個美女。35reply：makeabeautybesideme,你哭找對我說，童話里都是騙人的youcriedandtoldmethateverythingsisfairytalesarepettifogging36你哭找對我說，童話里都是騙人的36Nozuonodie37Nozuonodie37Deepornotdeep？38Deepornotdeep？38393940404141Lifeisnoteasy，byacting

人生不易，全靠演技42Lifeisnoteasy，byacting

人生434344444545Dr.Feng46Dr.Feng46感謝您的閱覽英語中的幽默與笑話感謝您的閱覽英語中的幽默與笑話47Definitionofhumor

fromdictionary---theabilitytolaughandfindthingsfunny---thequalityofbeingfunnyandmakingpeoplelaugh48Definitionofhumor

Loseweighttolive49Loseweighttolive3Kindsofhumorfunnypoemscrosstalk相聲funnystoriescomedymime啞劇sketch小品jokes50KindsofhumorfunnypoemscrossCustomer:What’sthatfly(蒼蠅)doinginmysoup?Waiter:HeisSwimming,Ithink!joke51Customer:What’sthatfly(蒼蠅)TOM'SEXCUSETeacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"School-GoSlow".湯姆的借口老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到？湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標(biāo)上面寫著："學(xué)校----慢行。"52TOM'SEXCUSE湯姆的借口604MothersentTommytothestoreacrossthestreettobuyagoodboxofmatches.WhenTommycameback,motheraskedhim,”Didyoubuyagoodboxofmatches?”“Yes,Mum.”Tommyreplied,”Ihavetriedthemall.”媽媽讓湯米去馬路對面的商店里買一盒好用的火柴。湯米回來后，媽媽問他，“你買的是好用的火柴嗎？”“是的，媽媽?！睖谆卮?，“我把它們都試過了?！?304MothersentTommytothesto雙擊此處添加文字Father:Uh,oh,IthinkIjustmadeanillegalright-handturn.Susie:Thatisokay,dad,thepolicemanbehindyoujustdidthesamething!父親：哎呀，我剛才違規(guī)右轉(zhuǎn)彎了。蘇西：沒事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也這么轉(zhuǎn)了。54雙擊此處Father:Uh,oh,IthinkIjusMother:Whyareyoujumpingupanddown?Tom:I'vejusttakensomemedicineandIforgottoshakethebottle.媽媽：你為什么不停地跳上跳下的？湯姆：我剛吃完藥，可我忘了先搖動瓶子了55Mother:Whyareyoujumpingup010203040506070809"Arewepoisonous?"theyoungsnakeaskedhismother."Yes,dear,"shereplied–"Whydoyouask?""CauseI'vejustbittenmytongue!"“我們有毒嗎？”一個年幼的蛇問它的母親。“是的，親愛的，”她回答說，“你問這個干什么？”“因為我剛剛咬破自己的舌頭?！?6010203040506070809"ArewepoisComedyconsistsoftypesofentertainment,suchasplaysandfilms,orparticularscenesinthem,thatareintendedtomakepeoplelaugh.Acomedyisaplay,film,ortelevisionprogrammethatisintendedtomakepeoplelaughComedies57ComedyconsistsoftypesofenCharlieChaplinmime啞劇Mimeistheuseofmovementsandgesturesinordertoexpresssomethingortellastorywithoutusingspeech.58CharlieChaplinmime啞劇Mimeissketch小品Asketchisashorthumorouspieceofacting,usuallyformingpartofacomedyshow.59sketch小品AsketchisashorthuCrosstalk60Crosstalk14Dearwhite,somethingyougottoknow,

WhenIwasborn,Iwasblack.

WhenIgrowup,Iamblack.

WhenI'munderthesun,I'mblack.WhenI'mcold,I'mblack.

WhenI'mafraid,I'mblack.

WhenI'msick,I'mblack

WhenIdie,I'mstillblack

Funnystoryyou---whitepeople,

Whenyouwereborn,youwerepink.

Whenyougrowup,youbecomewhite.

You'reredunderthesun

You'rebluewhenyou'recold.

Youareyellowwhenyou'reafraid.

You'regreenwhenyou'resick.

You'regraywhenyoudie.

Andyou,callme"color"?黑人的幽默61Dearwhite,somethingyougotImportanceofhumorLookingaround,you’llfindthatpeopleprefertostaywithhumorouspersons,andquitealotofpeoplearecultivatingtheirsensesofhumor.Asenseofhumor,God‘sgreatestgifttomankind,isuniversallyconsideredthemostvaluablepersonality.Itisbornwithineveryperson‘sheart,buthastobecultivated.62ImportanceofhumorLookingarHumorchangesourmoodIfyouareangrywithsomeone(orviceversa),oftenalittlebitofhumorcanhelptolightenthemoodandhelpresolvethedifferences.Ifthereissomethingsad,alittlebitofhumorcanhelpyougetoutofthat.Humorhelpsustoovercomethedifficultiesoflife.Humorallowsustotakeastepbackandseethethingsthatareimportantinlife.63HumorchangesourmoodIfyouaHumormakesyoupopularItconducestoothers’feelingthatyouareeasygoingandaccessible,whichmakesyoulookmoreattractive.Thus,resultinpeopleopeningtheirheartstomakefriendswithyou.64HumormakesyoupopularItconSummaryApersonwithouthumorisjustlikeaspringwithoutflowers,orlikeadishwithoutseasoning.Humorcanimprovephysicalaswellasmentalwell-being.Ithelpsusbearourburdens,lessenourtension,overcomeourfrustrationandkeepgoodtermswithothers.Asenseofhumorisreallyoneofthekeystohappiness.Itgivesfunandzesttolifetomakeitworthliving.65SummaryApersonwithouthumor

Facingtheocean,春暖花開

Enjoylifeandwewillbesuccessful.Ihopewecankeepsmile.66

Facingtheocean,春暖花開

EnjoySomefunnypictures67Somefunnypictures21Fatherandbaby68Fatherandbaby22Usually，

mother

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