小幽默笑話簡短_關(guān)于簡短的英語小笑話欣賞

1、本文格式為Word版，下載可任意編輯小幽默笑話簡短_關(guān)于簡短的英語小笑話欣賞 前蘇聯(lián)聞名作家高爾基說過,"哪里有人,哪里就有笑聲。'從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不行缺少的"調(diào)劑品'。我整理了關(guān)于簡短的英語小笑話，歡迎! 關(guān)于簡短的英語小笑話篇一 開業(yè)大吉 A new business was opening . and one of the owners friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. 新公司開業(yè)了，開業(yè)典禮上，經(jīng)理的一個(gè)伴侶送他一個(gè)花籃。 They arrived at the new

2、 business site and the owner read the card,. Rest in Peace. 經(jīng)理高聲朗讀著花籃上的賀卡："安眠吧。' The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. 經(jīng)理生氣極了，打電話找來賣花的人要質(zhì)問他是怎么回事。 After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied, Sir, Im really sorry for the mi

3、stake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, . 花店老板來了，看到這個(gè)明顯的錯(cuò)誤和經(jīng)理氣急敗壞的樣子，他說："我真得很愧疚。但是與其這么生氣，你倒不如這樣想：有另外一個(gè)地方，今日要舉辦一個(gè)葬禮，他們將會(huì)收到一個(gè)花籃， Congratulations on your new location! 留言條上寫著恭喜你有了新的歸屬

4、!' 關(guān)于簡短的英語小笑話篇二 我媽媽不是那樣子的 While doing renovations in our house,one of the workmen paused to look at a flattering photoof mewearing makeup and a fancy gown. 在給我們家房子做翻新的時(shí)候，一個(gè)工人停下手中的活來看我的一張盛裝照片，照片中的我化了妝，穿著珍貴的晚禮服。 I heard him let out a low whistle and ask my son, Joshua,Whos that?Thats my mom,Joshua

5、 answered. 我聽到他小聲地吹了一聲口哨，然后問我的兒子Joshua，"那人是誰?'"那是我媽'，Joshua回答。 Wow, the man said, my mother doesnt look like that.Yeah, my son said, well, neitherdoes mine. "哇'，那男人說，"我媽可不是這樣子的'。"可不'，我兒子說，"呃，我媽也不是那樣子的。' 關(guān)于簡短的英語小笑話篇三 晨起反應(yīng) The neighbor dropped in o

6、n a friendand found her sitting at the kitchen table,staring blankly ata half-empty cup of coffee,her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room. 一個(gè)鄰居順道去訪問自己的一位伴侶，發(fā)覺她正呆坐在廚房的桌子旁，眼睛茫然地盯著已經(jīng)喝了一半的咖啡，她的三個(gè)孩子正在隔壁的房間里大聲地喧嘩。 Whats wrong ? she asked.The friend told her that she had morning sickness. "怎么了?'她問。伴侶告知她自己不過是有點(diǎn)"晨起反應(yīng)'。 Surprised the neighbor said,I didnt even know you were pregnant. 鄰居特別驚訝，說，"我甚至都不知道你又懷孕了! Im not. the harried young woman replied.Im just sick of mornings. "哦，我沒有懷孕，'年輕的婦人苦惱地回答，"我只是膩煩透了早上而已!' 看了"關(guān)于