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So,whatdoyou周五我們放下工作去迪士尼ThisFridayweditchworkandgotoI'mMe,too.ExcuseIthoughtweweretryingtosolvemy對(duì)哦沒錯(cuò)Oh,yeah,等下Wait,whatwasyourproblemagain?我是一個(gè)無法跟女性正常交流的Iamamanwhocan'ttalktowomen,tryingtofigurehowtogoonaromanticdatewithagirl而無法跟人共處的whosuffersfromsuchcripplingsocial進(jìn)行一次浪漫shecan'tbearoundother對(duì)哦這還真有難度Yeah,that'satoughie.Let's我們是光去迪士尼還是也去加州樂WengjustDisneyorCaliforniaAdventure,真是太好 It'sniceofyouroldschooltoletustryoursciencetalkonsomefemaleWell,they'reactuallyprettyI'mtheirmostfamousalum.如果不算那個(gè)殺女Ifyoudon'tcounttheserial還她們的連環(huán)的whoateallthoseThismustfeelprettygoodfor以宇航員的榮歸母comingbacktoyouralmamaterasan那是Yeah,lasttimeIwasIwasjustascrawnylittle現(xiàn)在還 不過是多了宇航員的Andnowyou'realsoanSomanymemories.Imean,howmanytimesinthese絆倒打還被吐口水wasItrippedpunchedandspiton?瞧這是我以前的儲(chǔ)物柜Oh,look,here'smyold雖然我是工程學(xué)的Ihaveamastersin但我還是想不明白·andIstillcan'tfigureouthowScottKapinskigotmeandmybriefcasetofitinthere.明智Smart.Wedon'twantany真不敢相 Ican'tbelieveIditchedworkfor你怎么跟說Whatdidyoulyour我相當(dāng)聰 Oh,Iwasveryclever,Ididitin7At7:00last我打去跟他說的問IcalledaboutaproblemattheandcasuallymentionedIwasgoingout

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